Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT]

[Dalvius]

"Do you want ME to bite?"
Avraek showed his fangs, two sets of incredibly sharp and long canines.

The President leaps up on the bar and scoots back along it, trying to get as far from Avraek as possible.

"Jesus, I didn't know you had those!"

"Wait, you didn't?"
Avraek unsheathed his claws.
"I could've sworn you knew."

[Derpopollissss]

"Me neither, just got a soft spot for Baseball. He probably just likes that I'm petting him."

"I dated a cat person for two years, I'm saying otherwise" She winked jokingly

I laugh loudly, probably scaring everyone around me, "That's a good one!"

(My laugh goes two ways. Either I sound like a monkey, or a person who's smoked their whole life.)

[Torrocca]

"Ehem. I'll have you know, sir, I am a god-damned king. I'll be here if I damn well wish to be here, cyki," the "Russian" replies, glaring at the cowboy from Texas.

He laughs, "Hell, if your a king I must be the god damn ruler of the world!" He stops laughing and eyes him coldly, "Now, you don't look like no king to me, and I don't like liars. I especially don't like Ruskie liars."

The Texan can likely hear the "Russian"'s teeth grinding and the bones in his fingers crunching as he curls them into fists. Glaring down the Texan, he says coldly, "no one calls the king of the greatest goddamn country in the north a Russian..."

[Dalvius]

"I dated a cat person for two years, I'm saying otherwise" She winked jokingly

I laugh loudly, probably scaring everyone around me, "That's a good one!"

(My laugh goes two ways. Either I sound like a monkey, or a person who's smoked their whole life.)

(Oh damn. Life must suuuuuuuuck.)
(Better not laugh then.)

He laughs, "Hell, if your a king I must be the god damn ruler of the world!" He stops laughing and eyes him coldly, "Now, you don't look like no king to me, and I don't like liars. I especially don't like Ruskie liars."

The Texan can likely hear the "Russian"'s teeth grinding and the bones in his fingers crunching as he curls them into fists. Glaring down the Texan, he says coldly, "no one calls the king of the greatest goddamn country in the north a Russian..."

"Russian!"

[Greater Orensta]

"I dated a cat person for two years, I'm saying otherwise" She winked jokingly

I laugh loudly, probably scaring everyone around me, "That's a good one!"

(My laugh goes two ways. Either I sound like a monkey, or a person who's smoked their whole life.)

"It's a half joke." She shrugged
Cody attempted to sound out your name "Derick...?"

[Derpopollissss]

He laughs, "Hell, if your a king I must be the god damn ruler of the world!" He stops laughing and eyes him coldly, "Now, you don't look like no king to me, and I don't like liars. I especially don't like Ruskie liars."

The Texan can likely hear the "Russian"'s teeth grinding and the bones in his fingers crunching as he curls them into fists. Glaring down the Texan, he says coldly, "no one calls the king of the greatest goddamn country in the north a Russian..."

He smirks, "And what would that be? Only greatest country I know of is America."

[Torrocca]

The Texan can likely hear the "Russian"'s teeth grinding and the bones in his fingers crunching as he curls them into fists. Glaring down the Texan, he says coldly, "no one calls the king of the greatest goddamn country in the north a Russian..."

He smirks, "And what would that be? Only greatest country I know of is America."

The "Russian" cracks his knuckles and his neck, saying, "the one I am king of, that is, and one whose greatness you'll never know, you drunken imbecile and utter disgrace of an American."

I laugh loudly, probably scaring everyone around me, "That's a good one!"

(My laugh goes two ways. Either I sound like a monkey, or a person who's smoked their whole life.)

(Oh damn. Life must suuuuuuuuck.)
(Better not laugh then.)

The Texan can likely hear the "Russian"'s teeth grinding and the bones in his fingers crunching as he curls them into fists. Glaring down the Texan, he says coldly, "no one calls the king of the greatest goddamn country in the north a Russian..."

"Russian!"

He snaps his arm toward this new speaker and shouts, "you're next unless you keep your ignorance quiet!"

[Dalvius]

He smirks, "And what would that be? Only greatest country I know of is America."

The "Russian" cracks his knuckles and his neck, saying, "the one I am king of, that is, and one whose greatness you'll never know, you drunken imbecile and utter disgrace of an American."

(Oh damn. Life must suuuuuuuuck.)
(Better not laugh then.)


"Russian!"

He snaps his arm toward this new speaker and shouts, "you're next unless you keep your ignorance quiet!"

"By Kamik man I was joking. What ethnicity are you then?"

[Derpopollissss]

He smirks, "And what would that be? Only greatest country I know of is America."

The "Russian" cracks his knuckles and his neck, saying, "the one I am king of, that is, and one whose greatness you'll never know, you drunken imbecile and utter disgrace of an American."

(Oh damn. Life must suuuuuuuuck.)
(Better not laugh then.)


"Russian!"

He snaps his arm toward this new speaker and shouts, "you're next unless you keep your ignorance quiet!"

I laugh loudly, probably scaring everyone around me, "That's a good one!"

(My laugh goes two ways. Either I sound like a monkey, or a person who's smoked their whole life.)

"It's a half joke." She shrugged
Cody attempted to sound out your name "Derick...?"

I smile, "It was still funny." I look at Cody, "Yeah?" The Cowboy glares at him, "What did you just say? I am not a disgrace, I am a patriot. And drunken? I haven't touched a drop!"

[Greater Orensta]

The "Russian" cracks his knuckles and his neck, saying, "the one I am king of, that is, and one whose greatness you'll never know, you drunken imbecile and utter disgrace of an American."



He snaps his arm toward this new speaker and shouts, "you're next unless you keep your ignorance quiet!"

"It's a half joke." She shrugged
Cody attempted to sound out your name "Derick...?"

I smile, "It was still funny." I look at Cody, "Yeah?" The Cowboy glares at him, "What did you just say? I am not a disgrace, I am a patriot. And drunken? I haven't touched a drop!"

He smiled and hugs you
"_{So cute}" Ysabel smiled

[Torrocca]

The "Russian" cracks his knuckles and his neck, saying, "the one I am king of, that is, and one whose greatness you'll never know, you drunken imbecile and utter disgrace of an American."



He snaps his arm toward this new speaker and shouts, "you're next unless you keep your ignorance quiet!"

"It's a half joke." She shrugged
Cody attempted to sound out your name "Derick...?"

I smile, "It was still funny." I look at Cody, "Yeah?" The Cowboy glares at him, "What did you just say? I am not a disgrace, I am a patriot. And drunken? I haven't touched a drop!"

"A dumb, ignorant patriot who wants to relieve the 'glory' days of your stupid Cold War, maybe!" The "Russian" steps a bit closer toward the Texan, adding, "I'd suggest you make your leave, lest you wish to not keep your life."

The "Russian" cracks his knuckles and his neck, saying, "the one I am king of, that is, and one whose greatness you'll never know, you drunken imbecile and utter disgrace of an American."



He snaps his arm toward this new speaker and shouts, "you're next unless you keep your ignorance quiet!"

"By Kamik man I was joking. What ethnicity are you then?"

"... Huh, alright," he says, calming at least slightly because of this speaker, "I'm king of Torrossiya."

[Dalvius]

I smile, "It was still funny." I look at Cody, "Yeah?" The Cowboy glares at him, "What did you just say? I am not a disgrace, I am a patriot. And drunken? I haven't touched a drop!"

"A dumb, ignorant patriot who wants to relieve the 'glory' days of your stupid Cold War, maybe!" The "Russian" steps a bit closer toward the Texan, adding, "I'd suggest you make your leave, lest you wish to not keep your life."

"By Kamik man I was joking. What ethnicity are you then?"

"... Huh, alright," he says, calming at least slightly because of this speaker, "I'm king of Torrossiya."

"Ah. Welcome to the Saloon. Glad I and Satan aren't the only nation leaders here."

[Derpopollissss]

I smile, "It was still funny." I look at Cody, "Yeah?" The Cowboy glares at him, "What did you just say? I am not a disgrace, I am a patriot. And drunken? I haven't touched a drop!"

He smiled and hugs you
"_{So cute}" Ysabel smiled

I hug him back and look at Ysabel, "What? It's just a hug."

[Greater Orensta]

He smiled and hugs you
"_{So cute}" Ysabel smiled

I hug him back and look at Ysabel, "What? It's just a hug."

"Hugs are cute, no matter who hugs who!"
Cody starts Pseudo-Purring again

[Torrocca]

"A dumb, ignorant patriot who wants to relieve the 'glory' days of your stupid Cold War, maybe!" The "Russian" steps a bit closer toward the Texan, adding, "I'd suggest you make your leave, lest you wish to not keep your life."



"... Huh, alright," he says, calming at least slightly because of this speaker, "I'm king of Torrossiya."

"Ah. Welcome to the Saloon. Glad I and Satan aren't the only nation leaders here."

"Right, thanks. Now then, let me get back to likely killing this dirt that represents Texas," he says, tipping his hat toward the speaker in question.

[Derpopollissss]

I hug him back and look at Ysabel, "What? It's just a hug."

"Hugs are cute, no matter who hugs who!"
Cody starts Pseudo-Purring again

I smile, "It was still funny." I look at Cody, "Yeah?" The Cowboy glares at him, "What did you just say? I am not a disgrace, I am a patriot. And drunken? I haven't touched a drop!"

"A dumb, ignorant patriot who wants to relieve the 'glory' days of your stupid Cold War, maybe!" The "Russian" steps a bit closer toward the Texan, adding, "I'd suggest you make your leave, lest you wish to not keep your life."

"By Kamik man I was joking. What ethnicity are you then?"

"... Huh, alright," he says, calming at least slightly because of this speaker, "I'm king of Torrossiya."

The cowboy steps closer as well, "I can do whatever I want. Don't have to listen to a king, now do I?"
I giggle, "Yeah, That's definitely true."

[Dalvius]

"Ah. Welcome to the Saloon. Glad I and Satan aren't the only nation leaders here."

"Right, thanks. Now then, let me get back to likely killing this dirt that represents Texas," he says, tipping his hat toward the speaker in question.

Avraek nodded before dematerializing and rematerialzing somewhere else.

[Torrocca]

"Hugs are cute, no matter who hugs who!"
Cody starts Pseudo-Purring again

"A dumb, ignorant patriot who wants to relieve the 'glory' days of your stupid Cold War, maybe!" The "Russian" steps a bit closer toward the Texan, adding, "I'd suggest you make your leave, lest you wish to not keep your life."



"... Huh, alright," he says, calming at least slightly because of this speaker, "I'm king of Torrossiya."

The cowboy steps closer as well, "I can do whatever I want. Don't have to listen to a king, now do I?"
I giggle, "Yeah, That's definitely true."

(What is with this odd quoting format?)

"I will give you one last chance, tovarischyyi. Leave, or the consequences of your foolishness are on you alone." The "Russian" appears to be slowly reaching for something on the back of his belt.

[Greater Orensta]

"Hugs are cute, no matter who hugs who!"
Cody starts Pseudo-Purring again

"A dumb, ignorant patriot who wants to relieve the 'glory' days of your stupid Cold War, maybe!" The "Russian" steps a bit closer toward the Texan, adding, "I'd suggest you make your leave, lest you wish to not keep your life."



"... Huh, alright," he says, calming at least slightly because of this speaker, "I'm king of Torrossiya."

The cowboy steps closer as well, "I can do whatever I want. Don't have to listen to a king, now do I?"
I giggle, "Yeah, That's definitely true."

"But you do look cute together, that's what i think at least."
Cody rests his head on your shoulder

[Derpopollissss]

The cowboy steps closer as well, "I can do whatever I want. Don't have to listen to a king, now do I?"
I giggle, "Yeah, That's definitely true."

(What is with this odd quoting format?)

"I will give you one last chance, tovarischyyi. Leave, or the consequences of your foolishness are on you alone." The "Russian" appears to be slowly reaching for something on the back of his belt.

The cowboy steps closer as well, "I can do whatever I want. Don't have to listen to a king, now do I?"
I giggle, "Yeah, That's definitely true."

"But you do look cute together, that's what i think at least."
Cody rests his head on your shoulder

(I'm bad at editing posts)
The cowboy steps back, "I ain't leaving. But I'll leave you alone, for now."
I look at Cody, then back to Ysabel, "That sounds, interesting."

[Greater Orensta]

(What is with this odd quoting format?)

"I will give you one last chance, tovarischyyi. Leave, or the consequences of your foolishness are on you alone." The "Russian" appears to be slowly reaching for something on the back of his belt.

"But you do look cute together, that's what i think at least."
Cody rests his head on your shoulder

(I'm bad at editing posts)
The cowboy steps back, "I ain't leaving. But I'll leave you alone, for now."
I look at Cody, then back to Ysabel, "That sounds, interesting."

"Interesting how?" she laughs
Cody licks your face, still not knowing hes a human

[Torrocca]

(What is with this odd quoting format?)

"I will give you one last chance, tovarischyyi. Leave, or the consequences of your foolishness are on you alone." The "Russian" appears to be slowly reaching for something on the back of his belt.

"But you do look cute together, that's what i think at least."
Cody rests his head on your shoulder

(I'm bad at editing posts)
The cowboy steps back, "I ain't leaving. But I'll leave you alone, for now."
I look at Cody, then back to Ysabel, "That sounds, interesting."

"I've given you your options, tovarischyyi, now leave this place and don't return! Or leave still, but without your life!"

[Neolvex]

David muttered to himself as he smoked his Dreamweed

[Derpopollissss]

(I'm bad at editing posts)
The cowboy steps back, "I ain't leaving. But I'll leave you alone, for now."
I look at Cody, then back to Ysabel, "That sounds, interesting."

"I've given you your options, tovarischyyi, now leave this place and don't return! Or leave still, but without your life!"

(I'm bad at editing posts)
The cowboy steps back, "I ain't leaving. But I'll leave you alone, for now."
I look at Cody, then back to Ysabel, "That sounds, interesting."

"Interesting how?" she laughs
Cody licks your face, still not knowing hes a human

The cowboy ignores him and takes a seat at the bar.
I blush, "Uhh...Okay then..."

[Greater Orensta]

"I've given you your options, tovarischyyi, now leave this place and don't return! Or leave still, but without your life!"

"Interesting how?" she laughs
Cody licks your face, still not knowing hes a human

The cowboy ignores him and takes a seat at the bar.
I blush, "Uhh...Okay then..."

"He's still got the mind of a cat, you can't really blame him."
He does it again