Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT]

[Greater Orensta]

A woman Was in the corner, creating what seemed to be a laser rifle

[Dalvius]

A woman Was in the corner, creating what seemed to be a laser rifle

"Nice gun."
(yay im a part of your sig)

[Kollin]

Sh flicks his nose.

He did it back.

"No cell signal in limbo."

"Ah. Is there any way I can meet her again? I have not seen her in decades."

"What forth wall?"

"The wall of fourth."

His finger was bitten.

[Greater Orensta]

A woman Was in the corner, creating what seemed to be a laser rifle

"Nice gun."
(yay im a part of your sig)

This startled her, She accidentally fired the gun, it hit a woman nearby, causing her to sprout cat ears and a tail. "It works!"
(ye)

[Dalvius]

He did it back.


"Ah. Is there any way I can meet her again? I have not seen her in decades."


"The wall of fourth."

His finger was bitten.

"Jerk."

"Nice gun."
(yay im a part of your sig)

This startled her, She accidentally fired the gun, it hit a woman nearby, causing her to sprout cat ears and a tail. "It works!"
(ye)

Oh god it's spreading
"Why."

[Greater Orensta]

His finger was bitten.

"Jerk."

This startled her, She accidentally fired the gun, it hit a woman nearby, causing her to sprout cat ears and a tail. "It works!"
(ye)

Oh god it's spreading
"Why."

"What do you mean? FOOL?!"

[Dalvius]

"Jerk."


Oh god it's spreading
"Why."

"What do you mean? FOOL?!"

"Wait, what? I never said that!"

[Greater Orensta]

"What do you mean? FOOL?!"

"Wait, what? I never said that!"

(She's calling him le fool)
"Never mind, I must create an army!"

[Dalvius]

"Wait, what? I never said that!"

(She's calling him le fool)
"Never mind, I must create an army!"

(o)
"...You know, a little birdy told me that wanting to turn the world into cat people is a symptom of dementia."

[Greater Orensta]

(She's calling him le fool)
"Never mind, I must create an army!"

(o)
"...You know, a little birdy told me that wanting to turn the world into cat people is a symptom of dementia."

"What?" her ears twitched at the word 'Bird'

[Dalvius]

(o)
"...You know, a little birdy told me that wanting to turn the world into cat people is a symptom of dementia."

"What?" her ears twitched at the word 'Bird'

"Okay, let me rephrase that."
"You're crazy."

[Torrocca]

Walking down the stairs, a man wearing generic Wild, Wild West garb and a brown, pocket-filled vest with some bullets protruding out the right breast pocket, steps casually down the stairs, whistling calmly to himself. As he hits the last step, he takes a small pause to ask in his thick, Slavic accent, "so... did those bounty hunters find their 'Russian'?"

[Kollin]

His finger was bitten.

"Jerk."

This startled her, She accidentally fired the gun, it hit a woman nearby, causing her to sprout cat ears and a tail. "It works!"
(ye)

Oh god it's spreading
"Why."

"Haha!"

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

"What?" her ears twitched at the word 'Bird'

"Okay, let me rephrase that."
"You're crazy."

"She's looking at crazy in the rear-view mirror. Insanity, 12 miles, take exit 51."

[Derpopollissss]

Walking down the stairs, a man wearing generic Wild, Wild West garb and a brown, pocket-filled vest with some bullets protruding out the right breast pocket, steps casually down the stairs, whistling calmly to himself. As he hits the last step, he takes a small pause to ask in his thick, Slavic accent, "so... did those bounty hunters find their 'Russian'?"

"My name's Derek." I answer. I keep petting Cody, laughing as he vibrates.

"Nice name." she smiled
Cody just sorta squiggles around

"Yeah, I was named after a baseball player." I look at Cody, not sure what to do other than pet him.
A cowboy walks in front of the man and talks in a Texan Accent, "You shouldn' be ere pardner. This town aint big enough for the both of us."

[Dalvius]

Walking down the stairs, a man wearing generic Wild, Wild West garb and a brown, pocket-filled vest with some bullets protruding out the right breast pocket, steps casually down the stairs, whistling calmly to himself. As he hits the last step, he takes a small pause to ask in his thick, Slavic accent, "so... did those bounty hunters find their 'Russian'?"

"Nope, nice hiding skills by the way."

"Okay, let me rephrase that."
"You're crazy."

"She's looking at crazy in the rear-view mirror. Insanity, 12 miles, take exit 51."

"Heheh."

"Jerk."


Oh god it's spreading
"Why."

"Haha!"

"Don't bite."

[Torrocca]

Walking down the stairs, a man wearing generic Wild, Wild West garb and a brown, pocket-filled vest with some bullets protruding out the right breast pocket, steps casually down the stairs, whistling calmly to himself. As he hits the last step, he takes a small pause to ask in his thick, Slavic accent, "so... did those bounty hunters find their 'Russian'?"

"Nice name." she smiled
Cody just sorta squiggles around

"Yeah, I was named after a baseball player." I look at Cody, not sure what to do other than pet him.
A cowboy walks in front of the man and talks in a Texan Accent, "You shouldn' be ere pardner. This town aint big enough for the both of us."

"Ehem. I'll have you know, sir, I am a god-damned king. I'll be here if I damn well wish to be here, cyki," the "Russian" replies, glaring at the cowboy from Texas.

[Kollin]

Walking down the stairs, a man wearing generic Wild, Wild West garb and a brown, pocket-filled vest with some bullets protruding out the right breast pocket, steps casually down the stairs, whistling calmly to himself. As he hits the last step, he takes a small pause to ask in his thick, Slavic accent, "so... did those bounty hunters find their 'Russian'?"

"Nope, nice hiding skills by the way."

"She's looking at crazy in the rear-view mirror. Insanity, 12 miles, take exit 51."

"Heheh."

"Haha!"

"Don't bite."

"Make me, nerd."

[Greater Orensta]

"What?" her ears twitched at the word 'Bird'

"Okay, let me rephrase that."
"You're crazy."

"I AM NOT!" She said, creating the army of catgirls

[Derpopollissss]

"Yeah, I was named after a baseball player." I look at Cody, not sure what to do other than pet him.
A cowboy walks in front of the man and talks in a Texan Accent, "You shouldn' be ere pardner. This town aint big enough for the both of us."

"Ehem. I'll have you know, sir, I am a god-damned king. I'll be here if I damn well wish to be here, cyki," the "Russian" replies, glaring at the cowboy from Texas.

He laughs, "Hell, if your a king I must be the god damn ruler of the world!" He stops laughing and eyes him coldly, "Now, you don't look like no king to me, and I don't like liars. I especially don't like Ruskie liars."

[Dalvius]

"Nope, nice hiding skills by the way."


"Heheh."


"Don't bite."

"Make me, nerd."

"Do you want ME to bite?"
Avraek showed his fangs, two sets of incredibly sharp and long canines.

[Greater Orensta]

Walking down the stairs, a man wearing generic Wild, Wild West garb and a brown, pocket-filled vest with some bullets protruding out the right breast pocket, steps casually down the stairs, whistling calmly to himself. As he hits the last step, he takes a small pause to ask in his thick, Slavic accent, "so... did those bounty hunters find their 'Russian'?"

"Nice name." she smiled
Cody just sorta squiggles around

"Yeah, I was named after a baseball player." I look at Cody, not sure what to do other than pet him.
A cowboy walks in front of the man and talks in a Texan Accent, "You shouldn' be ere pardner. This town aint big enough for the both of us."

"I was never into sports.." She sighed "Cody seems to like you, or you petting him.."

[Derpopollissss]

"Yeah, I was named after a baseball player." I look at Cody, not sure what to do other than pet him.
A cowboy walks in front of the man and talks in a Texan Accent, "You shouldn' be ere pardner. This town aint big enough for the both of us."

"I was never into sports.." She sighed "Cody seems to like you, or you petting him.."

"Me neither, just got a soft spot for Baseball. He probably just likes that I'm petting him."

[Greater Orensta]

"I was never into sports.." She sighed "Cody seems to like you, or you petting him.."

"Me neither, just got a soft spot for Baseball. He probably just likes that I'm petting him."

"I dated a cat person for two years, I'm saying otherwise" She winked jokingly

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

"Make me, nerd."

"Do you want ME to bite?"
Avraek showed his fangs, two sets of incredibly sharp and long canines.

The President leaps up on the bar and scoots back along it, trying to get as far from Avraek as possible.

"Jesus, I didn't know you had those!"