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Kolechian East Grestin
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Postby Kolechian East Grestin » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:28 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Kolechian East Grestin wrote:Wolfenstein would look behind the chair. As he was that large. He could just.. Look over..

Suddenly, a bullet grazed his cheek as Prussia got up again, completely fine. She also punched Italy clean across the jaw.
Quetz took another sip of water. "I told you she'd be fine, little girl."

Wolfenstein would say whilst heavily breathing
"I.... N.... E.... E.... D....M....O...R...E"

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:28 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:Suddenly, a bullet grazed his cheek as Prussia got up again, completely fine.
Quetz took another sip of water. "I told you she'd be fine, little girl."

Jay would step on in, with a shotgun strapped to his back and a baseball bat/nail combo in his hands "Of awayings from me niece..." he would growl.

Poland and Lithuania ran in, with Russia.
"We can fight over Kali later, back off you fascists."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
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Postby Kolechian East Grestin » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:29 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:Jay would step on in, with a shotgun strapped to his back and a baseball bat/nail combo in his hands "Of awayings from me niece..." he would growl.

Poland and Lithuania ran in, with Russia.
"We can fight over Kali later, back off you fascists."

(I took Russia.)

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Postby Danceria » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:30 pm

Kolechian East Grestin wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:Suddenly, a bullet grazed his cheek as Prussia got up again, completely fine. She also punched Italy clean across the jaw.
Quetz took another sip of water. "I told you she'd be fine, little girl."

Wolfenstein would say whilst heavily breathing
"I.... N.... E.... E.... D....M....O...R...E"

"Ah shit..." Jay cursed "He's got the Anschluss Fever(tm)!" he turned to the people in the bar "All right, who here's got the longest arms and experience in babies?!"
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“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
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Postby WaRtArIa » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:30 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:Suddenly, a bullet grazed his cheek as Prussia got up again, completely fine.
Quetz took another sip of water. "I told you she'd be fine, little girl."

Jay would step on in, with a shotgun strapped to his back and a baseball bat/nail combo in his hands "Of awayings from me niece..." he would growl.

Tony, miles away, sneezed. "Ooh, I think someone referenced of Polandballs."

Back to the bar.

Nazi Germany promptly took out his handgun, and growled. "That's my niece, not yours."

Italy got hit in the face, and then in his annoyance, splashed his grappo on Kaliningrad's face. He grumbled, and walked back to the other side of the bar. "Bitch."

He felt for his knife and handgun.

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:30 pm

Kolechian East Grestin wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:Suddenly, a bullet grazed his cheek as Prussia got up again, completely fine. She also punched Italy clean across the jaw.
Quetz took another sip of water. "I told you she'd be fine, little girl."

Wolfenstein would say whilst heavily breathing
"I.... N.... E.... E.... D....M....O...R...E"

She picked up Kali and tossed her onto Russia.
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:31 pm

Wartaria wrote:
Danceria wrote:Jay would step on in, with a shotgun strapped to his back and a baseball bat/nail combo in his hands "Of awayings from me niece..." he would growl.

Tony, miles away, sneezed. "Ooh, I think someone referenced of Polandballs."

Back to the bar.

Nazi Germany promptly took out his handgun, and growled. "That's my niece, not yours."

Italy got hit in the face, and then in his annoyance, splashed his grappo on Kaliningrad's face. He grumbled, and walked back to the other side of the bar. "Bitch."

He felt for his knife and handgun.

Kali started to sob.
"Oh noes, Kali, don't cry..." Lithuania hugged her.

A blast of wind would hit Italy and knock him over.
Quetz was pissed. "Don't you have anything better than bullying little girls?"
Last edited by Prusselanden on Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:33 pm, edited 2 times in total.
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Greater Orensta » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:32 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Greater Orensta wrote:"Unfortunately." She nodded

"Did she do anything bad to you?" she asked, concerned.

"She was just annoying and the reason I lost alot of my belongings, she's a thief."
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Kolechian East Grestin
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Postby Kolechian East Grestin » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:32 pm

Gtg.

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Postby Third Kingdom » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:33 pm

Sighs and makes a large cupcake.
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Postby Sky-TheLandOfNekos » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:33 pm

Castle Crashers wrote:
Sky-TheLandOfNekos wrote:^-^

Why not?

"Tasty?"

He smiled and laughed. "Love you."

"Having fun?"

She continued on with her warmup.


:3

Because I have to drive there >->

She nodded before she took another bite.

She giggled a bit and smiled too. "Love you too."

She nodded a bit. "Messing with naive children is definitely entertaining."

He still refrained from looking, but did cast the occasional glance.

Lol. So, when you get your license?

He smiled.

He exclaimed smirked and stuck out his tongue.

"It appears so."

She started to jog.
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Postby Danceria » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:33 pm

Kolechian East Grestin wrote:Gtg.

Leaving us on a cliffhanger, eh? :P

See you soon, space cowboy/cowgirl.

Who wants interacts?
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Prusselanden
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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:34 pm

Greater Orensta wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"Did she do anything bad to you?" she asked, concerned.

"She was just annoying and the reason I lost alot of my belongings, she's a thief."

"Ah. Maybe I could tell her to give them back?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:34 pm

Danceria wrote:
Kolechian East Grestin wrote:Gtg.

Leaving us on a cliffhanger, eh? :P

See you soon, space cowboy/cowgirl.

Who wants interacts?

Me!
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby WaRtArIa » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:36 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Wartaria wrote:Tony, miles away, sneezed. "Ooh, I think someone referenced of Polandballs."

Back to the bar.

Nazi Germany promptly took out his handgun, and growled. "That's my niece, not yours."

Italy got hit in the face, and then in his annoyance, splashed his grappo on Kaliningrad's face. He grumbled, and walked back to the other side of the bar. "Bitch."

He felt for his knife and handgun.

Kali started to sob.
"Oh noes, Kali, don't cry..." Lithuania hugged her.

A blast of wind would hit Italy and knock him over.
Quetz was pissed. "Don't you have anything better than bullying little girls?"

Italy picked himself up, and ordered another grappo. He snorted. "The puny little city hit me, I hit back. It's only fair, si? She asked for it."

An angry Nazi loomed over Italy. No one, he repeated, NO ONE else got to bully his niece but himself and HIMSELF only!

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:38 pm

Wartaria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:Kali started to sob.
"Oh noes, Kali, don't cry..." Lithuania hugged her.

A blast of wind would hit Italy and knock him over.
Quetz was pissed. "Don't you have anything better than bullying little girls?"

Italy picked himself up, and ordered another grappo. He snorted. "The puny little city hit me, I hit back. It's only fair, si? She asked for it."

An angry Nazi loomed over Italy. No one, he repeated, NO ONE else got to bully his niece but himself and HIMSELF only!

A few angry Slavs, Baltics, a Mexican and one half-Baltic surrounded them.
Last edited by Prusselanden on Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Danceria » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:38 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:Leaving us on a cliffhanger, eh? :P

See you soon, space cowboy/cowgirl.

Who wants interacts?

Me!

Wolfy woofed about.
Wartaria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:Kali started to sob.
"Oh noes, Kali, don't cry..." Lithuania hugged her.

A blast of wind would hit Italy and knock him over.
Quetz was pissed. "Don't you have anything better than bullying little girls?"

Italy picked himself up, and ordered another grappo. He snorted. "The puny little city hit me, I hit back. It's only fair, si? She asked for it."

An angry Nazi loomed over Italy. No one, he repeated, NO ONE else got to bully his niece but himself and HIMSELF only!

Jay would usher Kallingrad away from the bickering powers back to safer peoples.
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:39 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:Me!

Wolfy woofed about.
Wartaria wrote:Italy picked himself up, and ordered another grappo. He snorted. "The puny little city hit me, I hit back. It's only fair, si? She asked for it."

An angry Nazi loomed over Italy. No one, he repeated, NO ONE else got to bully his niece but himself and HIMSELF only!

Jay would usher Kallingrad away from the bickering powers back to safer peoples.

She hugged his legs. "H-he's so mean..."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby WaRtArIa » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:39 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Wartaria wrote:Italy picked himself up, and ordered another grappo. He snorted. "The puny little city hit me, I hit back. It's only fair, si? She asked for it."

An angry Nazi loomed over Italy. No one, he repeated, NO ONE else got to bully his niece but himself and HIMSELF only!

A few angry Slavs, Baltics, a Mexican and one half-Baltic surrounded them.

The Nazi joined the hoard.

With his amazing Italian running skills, Italy quickly slinked away, far from the angry crowd. "GODDAMMIT, CAZZO!"

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:40 pm

Wartaria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:A few angry Slavs, Baltics, a Mexican and one half-Baltic surrounded them.

The Nazi joined the hoard.

With his amazing Italian running skills, Italy quickly slinked away, far from the angry crowd. "GODDAMMIT, CAZZO!"

"You better run!"
"Da!"
Polan stronk!"
"Liet too."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Greater Orensta » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:42 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Greater Orensta wrote:"She was just annoying and the reason I lost alot of my belongings, she's a thief."

"Ah. Maybe I could tell her to give them back?"

"It's fine.."
R.I.P
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Postby Danceria » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:43 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:Wolfy woofed about.

Jay would usher Kallingrad away from the bickering powers back to safer peoples.

She hugged his legs. "H-he's so mean..."

"I know..." Jay sighed. "But let's get you some gelato, yes?"
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby WaRtArIa » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:43 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Wartaria wrote:The Nazi joined the hoard.

With his amazing Italian running skills, Italy quickly slinked away, far from the angry crowd. "GODDAMMIT, CAZZO!"

"You better run!"
"Da!"
Polan stronk!"
"Liet too."

Snickering, the Nazi took a wonderful opportunity. "POLAND CANNOT INTO SPACE"

The Italian, with his superior Italian escape tactics, ran as fast as he could. He was running five miles per hour, a rather fast speed for people of his age.

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:45 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:She hugged his legs. "H-he's so mean..."

"I know..." Jay sighed. "But let's get you some gelato, yes?"

"G-gelato? What's gelato?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:45 pm

Wartaria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"You better run!"
"Da!"
Polan stronk!"
"Liet too."

Snickering, the Nazi took a wonderful opportunity. "POLAND CANNOT INTO SPACE"

The Italian, with his superior Italian escape tactics, ran as fast as he could. He was running five miles per hour, a rather fast speed for people of his age.

"WHAT!? NO! POLAND STRONK!" Poland fumed.
"That's right!" Lithuania agreed.
Prussia walked off. "I need to go to the hospital."
Last edited by Prusselanden on Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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