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Jerzylvania
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Postby Jerzylvania » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:14 am

NationTech Inc wrote:The middle of Nowhere, because that never happened, what really happened was...


he died on the dinner table asthe sky grew darker and darker and the earth below quaked and tidal waves came ashore until finally...
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

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Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and also in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal

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Hammer Britannia
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:15 am

Its the Nutshack...
All shall tremble before me

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Bad Seed of Troy
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Postby Bad Seed of Troy » Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:15 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:
NationTech Inc wrote:The middle of Nowhere, because that never happened, what really happened was...


he died on the dinner table asthe sky grew darker and darker and the earth below quaked and tidal waves came ashore until finally...


Washington DC was underwater and the swamp was once again full of..

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Vaporized Donald Trump
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Postby Vaporized Donald Trump » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:46 pm

Bad Seed of Troy wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
he died on the dinner table asthe sky grew darker and darker and the earth below quaked and tidal waves came ashore until finally...


Washington DC was underwater and the swamp was once again full of..


Seahorses forming a cavalry charge on
That mushroom cloud is not laughing at you, Donald ...it's laughing with you!

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The Iron Skull
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Postby The Iron Skull » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:52 pm

Vaporized Donald Trump wrote:
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:
Washington DC was underwater and the swamp was once again full of..


Seahorses forming a cavalry charge on

the Bubble kingdom of....

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Cherya
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Postby Cherya » Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:02 pm

The Iron Skull wrote:
Vaporized Donald Trump wrote:
Seahorses forming a cavalry charge on

the Bubble kingdom of....


Princess Cheryl and her illustrious cleavage which was under threat from...
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Cheryl Cole is female perfection and is to be idolised

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Belle Ilse en Terre
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Postby Belle Ilse en Terre » Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:59 pm

The Spanish Inquisition, who happened to be passing by on there way to ...
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Jerzylvania
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Postby Jerzylvania » Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:53 pm

Belle Ilse en Terre wrote:The Spanish Inquisition, who happened to be passing by on there way to ...


a Xmas party at the Planters Peanut Estate of one Mr. Peanut who left the freaking back door unlocked...
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

QB Lamar Jackson will be available for trade, minimum bid is two #1 NFL draft picks+

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and also in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal

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NationTech Inc
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Postby NationTech Inc » Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:27 am

Then an humanoid Nutella jar broke in and stuff Mr.Peanut into a Jif Peanut Butter Jar, causing the party to...
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Adolf Duckler
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Postby Adolf Duckler » Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:08 pm

NationTech Inc wrote:Then an humanoid Nutella jar broke in and stuff Mr.Peanut into a Jif Peanut Butter Jar, causing the party to...


break out weapons and blast them all to kingdom come. Just then someone found some Payday bars in the pantry and things calmed down until the IRS came knocking at the door to...

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Cherya
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Postby Cherya » Sat Dec 10, 2016 12:07 pm

Adolf Duckler wrote:
NationTech Inc wrote:Then an humanoid Nutella jar broke in and stuff Mr.Peanut into a Jif Peanut Butter Jar, causing the party to...


break out weapons and blast them all to kingdom come. Just then someone found some Payday bars in the pantry and things calmed down until the IRS came knocking at the door to...


... Inform the occupants that they had exceeded their allowance of internet usage due to their excessive searches on google for photos of Katy Perry's huge cleavage and as a result they would incur the penalty of having to...
Cheryl Cole is female perfection and is to be idolised

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Jerzylvania
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Postby Jerzylvania » Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:59 pm

Cherya wrote:
Adolf Duckler wrote:
break out weapons and blast them all to kingdom come. Just then someone found some Payday bars in the pantry and things calmed down until the IRS came knocking at the door to...


... Inform the occupants that they had exceeded their allowance of internet usage due to their excessive searches on google for photos of Katy Perry's huge cleavage and as a result they would incur the penalty of having to...


search for footage of Trump choking his...
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

QB Lamar Jackson will be available for trade, minimum bid is two #1 NFL draft picks+

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and also in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal

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Vijulia
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Postby Vijulia » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:09 pm

...former nemesis, Jeb!...
T H E
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F E D E R A T I O N

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Adolf Duckler
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Postby Adolf Duckler » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:33 pm

Vijulia wrote:...former nemesis, Jeb!...


Who was busy looking for his...

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Nordic Saxony
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Postby Nordic Saxony » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:40 pm

Adolf Duckler wrote:
Vijulia wrote:...former nemesis, Jeb!...


Who was busy looking for his...


incredibly misandrist woman friend, Amy.

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Bad Seed of Troy
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Postby Bad Seed of Troy » Sun Dec 11, 2016 1:50 pm

Nordic Saxony wrote:
Adolf Duckler wrote:
Who was busy looking for his...


incredibly misandrist woman friend, Amy.


But Amy was in bed with Donald Trump and Melanie rushed into the bedroom with a meat cleaver and...

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Cherya
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Postby Cherya » Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:17 pm

Bad Seed of Troy wrote:
Nordic Saxony wrote:
incredibly misandrist woman friend, Amy.


But Amy was in bed with Donald Trump and Melanie rushed into the bedroom with a meat cleaver and...


Insane lust for vengeance that could be only quenched by...
Cheryl Cole is female perfection and is to be idolised

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NationTech Inc
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Postby NationTech Inc » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:21 am

Drowning and consuming baby goats. They were obtained from...
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Ilmenia
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Postby Ilmenia » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:25 am

NationTech Inc wrote:Drowning and consuming baby goats. They were obtained from...

Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un, who had just defeated the forces of....

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Trump-Putin 2016
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Postby Trump-Putin 2016 » Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:35 am

Ilmenia wrote:
NationTech Inc wrote:Drowning and consuming baby goats. They were obtained from...

Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un, who had just defeated the forces of....


sexually transmitted diseases he'd acquired from Amy's ....

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Benign Retrofuturists
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Postby Benign Retrofuturists » Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:41 pm

Beautiful, luscious locks. Her secret was...

To the stars



Best song ever ^^

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Vaporized Donald Trump
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Postby Vaporized Donald Trump » Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:06 pm

Benign Retrofuturists wrote:Beautiful, luscious locks. Her secret was...


using elephant genital secretions as a protein shampoo. The elephants weren't happy about it though and they...
That mushroom cloud is not laughing at you, Donald ...it's laughing with you!

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Grand Proletaria
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Postby Grand Proletaria » Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:07 pm

...decided to rebel. They got together, and began planning...
The People's Republic of Grand Proletaria

~ Great Britain ~ Ireland ~ Eastern Europe ~ Siberia ~ Japan ~ Korea ~ China ~ Indonesia ~ North America ~ Brazil ~

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NationTech Inc
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Postby NationTech Inc » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:14 am

To destroy everything with Rubber Duck lasers. There was one flaw though...
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Vaporized Donald Trump
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Postby Vaporized Donald Trump » Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:11 am

NationTech Inc wrote:To destroy everything with Rubber Duck lasers. There was one flaw though...


Rubber Ducks are devoted members of religious sect that...
That mushroom cloud is not laughing at you, Donald ...it's laughing with you!

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