CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.

by **New Transeurasia** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:58 pm

Myfanwyski wrote:John Lennon on seeing Hitler immediately chastised him for being late for the Sgt.Pepper photoshop. Hitler immediately gave his pathetic excuse and he took his place amongst the pantheon of cultural icons."Say Cheese", said the photographer....

And the photographer took out a cheese gun and yelled...

by **Ther Sul Citzpacia** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:58 pm

"Abondance Accasciato Afuega'l Pitu. Akkawi Olomoucké syrečky Danbo", then there was a flash and the photograph taken. The cheese gun scatters a volley of baby bels amongst the illustrious gathering. The collective host was soon on their knees grasping at elusive nodules of crack. They were munching like mice and squeaking with pleasure. Enter set right, a cat purring in expectation at getting in amongst these 'pigeons'. The pussy's claw was wielded like a cleaver through the vulnerable rump of...

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:31 pm

Ther Sul Citzpacia wrote:"Abondance Accasciato Afuega'l Pitu. Akkawi Olomoucké syrečky Danbo", then there was a flash and the photograph taken. The cheese gun scatters a volley of baby bels amongst the illustrious gathering. The collective host was soon on their knees grasping at elusive nodules of crack. They were munching like mice and squeaking with pleasure. Enter set right, a cat purring in expectation at getting in amongst these 'pigeons'. The pussy's claw was wielded like a cleaver through the vulnerable rump of...

A chicken who

by **Sacrena Resort Corporation** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:33 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Ther Sul Citzpacia wrote:"Abondance Accasciato Afuega'l Pitu. Akkawi Olomoucké syrečky Danbo", then there was a flash and the photograph taken. The cheese gun scatters a volley of baby bels amongst the illustrious gathering. The collective host was soon on their knees grasping at elusive nodules of crack. They were munching like mice and squeaking with pleasure. Enter set right, a cat purring in expectation at getting in amongst these 'pigeons'. The pussy's claw was wielded like a cleaver through the vulnerable rump of...

A chicken who

Was questioning life

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:36 pm

Sacrena Resort Corporation wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:A chicken who

Was questioning life

And the secret of it. Suddenly

by **New Transeurasia** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:00 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Sacrena Resort Corporation wrote:
Was questioning life

And the secret of it. Suddenly

The walmart yodel kid came in and...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:31 pm

New Transeurasia wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:And the secret of it. Suddenly

The walmart yodel kid came in and...

the chicken looked both ways before...

by **Myfanwyski** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:03 am

plucking out it's own feathers because after that experience it was now oven ready. Gandhi gathered up the feathers because he had seen the light and needed a tickling stick so he could become...

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:12 am

Myfanwyski wrote:plucking out it's own feathers because after that experience it was now oven ready. Gandhi gathered up the feathers because he had seen the light and needed a tickling stick so he could become...

A chicken in his next reincarnation. Then

by **Ther Sul Citzpacia** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:57 am

Paul McCartney wandered over and asked if anyone had seen Heather's missing leg? As in the hurly burly of the grasping for a gouda the prosthetic limb had been dislodged from it's hiding place and it had somehow gone walkies. Who's snatched my sniffing leg? The mystery was afoot and what was needed was...

by **Huntpublic** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:59 am

An assault rifle to protect him from . . .

by **Ther Sul Citzpacia** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:06 am

Sherlock Holme's dog Watson whose olfactory detective skills were legendary - would Macca's secret stash of Heather's knickers and socks be reveal. A faint whiff of something soon caught the attention of the hound. Noone was hotfooting it away scot free today. Watson set off in pursuit..

by **Jerzylvania** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:50 pm

Ther Sul Citzpacia wrote:Sherlock Holme's dog Watson whose olfactory detective skills were legendary - would Macca's secret stash of Heather's knickers and socks be reveal. A faint whiff of something soon caught the attention of the hound. Noone was hotfooting it away scot free today. Watson set off in pursuit..

of Mr. Crick and the DNA molecule but...

by **Stiltball** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:01 pm

was distracted by the on heat bitches(mutts- for clarification) in the scent laden dogs' beauty parlour. Watson was delayed for an hour before continued trailing it's quarry.

by **Aridia** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:04 pm

Watson's assistant, Elise, and a 43-year-old mom named Karen...

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:52 pm

Aridia wrote:Watson's assistant, Elise, and a 43-year-old mom named Karen...

Frank, who was a

by **Jerzylvania** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:10 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Aridia wrote:Watson's assistant, Elise, and a 43-year-old mom named Karen...

Frank, who was a

highly sought after human genetic researcher...

by **Myfanwyski** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:35 pm

with the highly unusual skill of identifying individual genes by their taste alone then

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:12 am

Myfanwyski wrote:with the highly unusual skill of identifying individual genes by their taste alone then

She, along with her boss, went to

by **Stiltball** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:13 am

Tesco to exchange their bags for life. After getting their new carriers the dna molecule had a nice secure home. Now it wouldn't escape and mutate like the last time. On the last occasion the blighter extricated itself from its confinement it caused no end of trouble .....

by **Annihilators of Chan Island** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:16 am

especially to Paul McCartney. To counter this, he...

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:02 am

Annihilators of Chan Island wrote:especially to Paul McCartney. To counter this, he...

Made a

by **Ther Sul Citzpacia** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:22 am

sand castle, ice sculpture of the queen and a zemi made out of sycamore. The zemi was in the image of Napoleon and it had a chip on its shoulder which caused it to....

by **Jerzylvania** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:45 am

Ther Sul Citzpacia wrote:sand castle, ice sculpture of the queen and a zemi made out of sycamore. The zemi was in the image of Napoleon and it had a chip on its shoulder which caused it to....

visit The Sands Casino and put that same chip down on number 13 at the roulette table. Then casino manager saw him and sauntered over to the table and comped him with...

by **Ther Sul Citzpacia** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:14 pm

a brandy, apernod and aplate of snails. The garlic butter fragrance pervades the air and soon reached the noses of other gamblers. The wheel spun and then the ball bounced into and out of the numbers until finally 13 was chosen. 'Well, whod've thought- they'll be round begging for indulgences in the morning." Applause broke out..

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