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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:44 pm
by Asterguard
Jerzylvania wrote:
Good Morning Cefran wrote:And then the hop hopped on Trump and Trump yelled angrily...

Frump... FRUMP.... FRUMP!!! .....that i can tell you. Then almost simultaneously he fired off a tweet that read....[/]
"Hail Lord glorious Scniffelhof."
But...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:47 pm
by Jerzylvania
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:Frump... FRUMP.... FRUMP!!! .....that i can tell you. Then almost simultaneously he fired off a tweet that read....

"Hillary Clinton is a


nasty Covfefe...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:47 pm
by United Ardahaminia
Then ww3 happened and everyone moved to Switzerland.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:49 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
United Ardahaminia wrote:Then ww3 happened and everyone moved to Switzerland.

So, Switzerland become crowded, so crowded that Switzerland collapsed, literally. The country went many feet into Earth, where

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:56 pm
by Jerzylvania
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
United Ardahaminia wrote:Then ww3 happened and everyone moved to Switzerland.

So, Switzerland become crowded, so crowded that Switzerland collapsed, literally. The country went many feet into Earth, where

it found out it was up in the mountains in the first place but then all the buildings collapsed bc of the shaking and...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:58 pm
by The South Falls
Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:So, Switzerland become crowded, so crowded that Switzerland collapsed, literally. The country went many feet into Earth, where

it found out it was up in the mountains in the first place but then all the buildings collapsed bc of the shaking and...

Then the rum fell from the eiffel tower, killing people when the glass broke. Then...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:26 pm
by The Foxes Swamp
The South Falls wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:it found out it was up in the mountains in the first place but then all the buildings collapsed bc of the shaking and...

Then the rum fell from the eiffel tower, killing people when the glass broke. Then...


all hell broke loose.....

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:19 am
by Myfanwyski
,well maybe not all hell, but a procession of drunken hen parties for the brides in a Moonie mass wedding is pretty damn terrible. The Hen parties ravaged the town and so impressed was Thor that they were invited to Vahalla. Whilst the hen parties disappeared on the chariots of the Valkyries, Thor was summoned by Shield to

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:04 am
by New Castillan Empire
Pull the old 'hand-in-a-cup-of-warm-water-while-sleeping' gag on Batman. He then traveled to the Batcave inside his

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:17 am
by Talchyon
...invisible plane that he "borrowed" from Wonder Woman. Ok, actually, he just used the old five-finger discount and didn't actually ask Wonder Woman if he could use her ride. But hey. It's not like she was using it anyway. So Thor walked up with the cup of water in his hand to find the sleeping Batman. Only he found...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:23 am
by United Celtic Peoples
Batman was brushing a My Little Pony toy while listening to Panic! At the Disco (nothing wrong with them, personally.) Thor looking in shock, Batman simply turned and said...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:40 am
by Communist Zombie Horde
Is that emperor Palpatine?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:37 am
by Cupofchar
Thor said 'Can Robin come out to play? There's me and Roger Mellie and Tom and Jerry and Yogi Bear 'cos we're going for a MackyD? Eh! Canneee, Canheee? Please?" The Dark Knight replied..

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:23 pm
by The Foxes Swamp
Cupofchar wrote:Thor said 'Can Robin come out to play? There's me and Roger Mellie and Tom and Jerry and Yogi Bear 'cos we're going for a MackyD? Eh! Canneee, Canheee? Please?" The Dark Knight replied..


the boy blunder....

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:23 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Cupofchar wrote:Thor said 'Can Robin come out to play? There's me and Roger Mellie and Tom and Jerry and Yogi Bear 'cos we're going for a MackyD? Eh! Canneee, Canheee? Please?" The Dark Knight replied..


the boy blunder....

of the 90's, where

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:50 pm
by The Foxes Swamp
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
the boy blunder....

of the 90's, where



they partied like it was...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:44 pm
by New Transeurasia
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:of the 90's, where



they partied like it was...

the waiting room at a Hospital on Mars. It got mildly interesting when

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:06 pm
by The Foxes Swamp
New Transeurasia wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:

they partied like it was...

the waiting room at a Hospital on Mars. It got mildly interesting when


the planet started to shake....

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:38 am
by Hazukenia
...so violently that it was thrown 8º off its axial tilt, causing the planet to...

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:58 am
by The Foxes Swamp
Hazukenia wrote:...so violently that it was thrown 8º off its axial tilt, causing the planet to...


change its orbit...

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:04 am
by New Transeurasia
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Hazukenia wrote:...so violently that it was thrown 8º off its axial tilt, causing the planet to...


change its orbit...

to the exact same orbit of one of the moons of Uranus.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:26 am
by The Federation of Kendor
New Transeurasia wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
change its orbit...

to the exact same orbit of one of the moons of Uranus.

Which is Titan. This caused

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:57 pm
by Myfanwyski
the planets to hit it off, so much so that they....

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:07 pm
by The Foxes Swamp
Myfanwyski wrote:the planets to hit it off, so much so that they....


regularly met up for fun and games...

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 2:45 pm
by Stiltball
at dice and donuts. Usually they can agree what to play but sometimes, when joined by other satellites, they fall out and bicker. The gamesmaster usually settles it by giving the guests the choice. Invariably they would choose...