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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:18 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Stiltball wrote:'Hell in an hand cart'. This was the evil one's favourite programme as it was a holiday and he y programme which took you to all sorts of areas in the underworld that operated independently. Satan was being cut out of lots of sweet deals, he wasn't happy with the situation as it stood..

Then, Jesus appeared and

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:20 pm
by Wentera
He got in a fist fight with satan and then...

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:22 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Wentera wrote:He got in a fist fight with satan and then...

The Armageddon happened, causing

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:23 pm
by Rhunnland
Harambe to return...

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:24 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Rhunnland wrote:Harambe to return...

And all dead memes to be resurrected. Then

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:26 pm
by Wentera
A dancing baby came out of nowhere and it turned out he was...

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:27 pm
by North Curbstompia
Diablo, Lord of Terror, who offered up an interesting game.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:15 pm
by Talchyon
...namely, Chutes and Ladders.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:17 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Talchyon wrote:...namely, Chutes and Ladders.

The game involved the players playing Truth or dare. If they are succesful, they will ascend a ladder. If not, they will be thrown out of the chute. Then

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:20 pm
by Brizalia
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Talchyon wrote:...namely, Chutes and Ladders.

The game involved the players playing Truth or dare. If they are succesful, they will ascend a ladder. If not, they will be thrown out of the chute. Then

A guy named Albin turns into a baby and destroys the game, Albin then gets adopted by....

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:21 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Brizalia wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:The game involved the players playing Truth or dare. If they are succesful, they will ascend a ladder. If not, they will be thrown out of the chute. Then

A guy named Albin turns into a baby and destroys the game, Albin then gets adopted by....

A family named

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:13 am
by Myfanwyski
The Krays, coming from East London they enjoyed nothing more than..

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:16 am
by The Federation of Kendor
Myfanwyski wrote:The Krays, coming from East London they enjoyed nothing more than..

A disgusting lunch of

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:44 am
by Stiltball
punishment beatings served with a nice knuckle duster or a flourish of a razor, for mains either a little bank job or a tasty bit of extortion(luvly jubbly) finished off with a visit to Aunt Marge's pie and mash shop for the usual with lots of liquor to set it off. Afternoons in the pub catching up with the gang before a good night....

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:55 am
by Hazukenia
...party involving drinking acidified...

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:13 pm
by Ther Sul Citzpacia
cabbage water and water boatmen.....

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:26 pm
by Coolidge Ark
who sunk a ship.

Meanwhile in an alternate dimension...

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:48 pm
by Segral
Coolidge Ark wrote:who sunk a ship.

Meanwhile in an alternate dimension...


The Prohibition Party won the US Election....

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:18 pm
by Berhakonia
Which helped Kaiser Wilhelm win the Weltkreig

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:34 pm
by Jerzylvania
Berhakonia wrote:Which helped Kaiser Wilhelm win the Weltkreig


in a nightmare while delirious from terminal case of syphilis in the hours before he died. His remains were burned in coal fired pizza oven then buried by the whore house in a tin can that once held...

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:36 pm
by Berhakonia
Which was served at a local Pizza Hut to Don Cheadle, which caused him to mutate into the Hulk

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:37 pm
by Coolidge Ark
"Play me off, Don!" said the Hulk, who replied by playing "Galloping Gurtie". They were then shot by...

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:39 pm
by Berhakonia
The police

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:49 pm
by Jerzylvania
who ate their donuts and watched porno on the internet while making rude noises that sounded like...

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:51 pm
by Bad Seed of Troy
Jerzylvania wrote:who ate their donuts and watched porno on the internet while making rude noises that sounded like...


a really fat mother giving birth to a...