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by **The Foxes Swamp** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:55 am

Myfanwyski wrote:chugged over to the statuette of a flamingo and was overrun by pi-rats who..

were glad to be off the statuette after months of being marooned...

by **Hazukenia** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:39 am

...after answering the third of 3 questions incorrectly, the third question being...

by **Polarea** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:14 am

"why did the chicken cross the road?" to which they answered "to rid himself of this horrible existence," but then...

by **Stiltball** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:23 am

'whoosh - abandoned there' - punishment now they wer now here- funny that. the pi-rats captain............

by **New Transeurasia** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:00 pm

jumped out of a window on the 45th floor of the Sears Tower and landed on a...

by **Latvijas Otra Republika** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:02 pm

adult toy which was held up by..

by **Cupofchar** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:24 pm

the golden arches of a mobile mackie dees. Immediately one of the crew members slapped cap'n rat on the grill:sizzled, flipped and ignominously slapped on a bun with a dollop of ketchup and a gherkin as a hat. Served to satisfy another crouching gopnik's appetite. The gopnik relieved himself on the golden arches which ......

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:40 pm

Cupofchar wrote:the golden arches of a mobile mackie dees. Immediately one of the crew members slapped cap'n rat on the grill:sizzled, flipped and ignominously slapped on a bun with a dollop of ketchup and a gherkin as a hat. Served to satisfy another crouching gopnik's appetite. The gopnik relieved himself on the golden arches which ......

Was actually the McDonald's Arch. The gopnik then says, "Cheeki Breeki, Cyka Blyat.", before

by **Myfanwyski** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:47 am

burping loudly and jauntily strutting into an off license. As he went through the door he sent an old woman flying into a stack of cans which crashed down to earth and caused the slav chav's chuvaks to holler that he was a '**$&!&****chainik'. He skulked of as the ol' lady grappled her way up and out of the shop. Once outside the flustered woman brandished her brolly and berated the scuzzy crew before hobbling on her way. The little dog ~~laughed~~pissed itself, To see such ~~sport~~ larks, And the dish ran away with the spoon.

by **New Germany and Greater Hoogistan** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 11:46 am

then they all died or did they

by **Stiltball** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:28 pm

The little dog was still chuckling away as it trotted down the road and then arrived at the first tree. Cocking a leg and ready to spray, woe! no juice. Dismay, a shadow cast by a root being raised and kicking the mutt out of the way. Off with a yelp and a hobbledehoy gait the whelp vanished from view. The tree creaked as it cranked itself out of its birth and turned to a nearby hobbit and said..

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:21 pm

Stiltball wrote:The little dog was still chuckling away as it trotted down the road and then arrived at the first tree. Cocking a leg and ready to spray, woe! no juice. Dismay, a shadow cast by a root being raised and kicking the mutt out of the way. Off with a yelp and a hobbledehoy gait the whelp vanished from view. The tree creaked as it cranked itself out of its birth and turned to a nearby hobbit and said..

"The Ring is in

by **Bloodwake** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:24 pm

...The darkest pit of the underworld, and to get to it, you have to...

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:30 pm

Bloodwake wrote:...The darkest pit of the underworld, and to get to it, you have to...

Go to Mordor and

by **Talchyon** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:20 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Bloodwake wrote:...The darkest pit of the underworld, and to get to it, you have to...

Go to Mordor and

...dance the macarena...

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:05 am

Talchyon wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Go to Mordor and

...dance the macarena...

Before you sing

by **Cupofchar** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:17 am

Ging Gang Goolie and then your next guide will appear and present you with the rosland book of gold. Inside this tome is all the wisdom you will need for the next part of your quest. Then the ent trundled down the road leaving the dumbstruck.....

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:59 am

Cupofchar wrote:Ging Gang Goolie and then your next guide will appear and present you with the rosland book of gold. Inside this tome is all the wisdom you will need for the next part of your quest. Then the ent trundled down the road leaving the dumbstruck.....

Farmer." With that, he decided to

by **Myfanwyski** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:58 am

try to reunite with the rest of the fellowship who he had been seperated from. Some orcs raided had their camp and dragged him and, "wait where is he?" .........

by **Poggers** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 11:02 am

He found him on a tree hanged, you got out you camera and....

by **Stiltball** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:09 pm

shot selfies of the scene. Cutting down the corpse he hollered "Why, why, why.....you owed us a fiver," only to be met by laughter from his lap....

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:17 pm

Stiltball wrote:shot selfies of the scene. Cutting down the corpse he hollered "Why, why, why.....you owed us a fiver," only to be met by laughter from his lap....

Then, a dog came and

by **Decent Place** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:19 pm

And bit off his head

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:26 pm

Decent Place wrote:And bit off his head

So he died, only to rise as

by **Abarri** » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:48 am

the Phoenix of Philadelphia, a ride-able, hundred-passenger-carrying fireproof bird that shoots from its beak balls of...

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