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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:43 pm
by Platerdam
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:
and they became part of the collective, however this tribe of Borg had themselves all been assimilated by Pokemon Go and were being pursued in cyberspace by Pokemon fans in weird public places back on Planet Earth. Their lawyers were franticly fighting off the lawsuits of...

Pokemon Go fans being angered by the Borgs assimilating the pokemons



so they ended up burning all the city, but a extra special magic man said:

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:48 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Platerdam wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Pokemon Go fans being angered by the Borgs assimilating the pokemons



so they ended up burning all the city, but a extra special magic man said:

"Let the locust eat the city" It turns out the man is Abraham

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:49 am
by The Foxes Swamp
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Platerdam wrote:

so they ended up burning all the city, but a extra special magic man said:

"Let the locust eat the city" It turns out the man is Abraham



and those locusts started with abraham and they found out that he tasted like

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:15 am
by The Federation of Kendor
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:"Let the locust eat the city" It turns out the man is Abraham



and those locusts started with abraham and they found out that he tasted like

Humans" the locust soon decided to eat the humans instead, resulting in

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:20 am
by Platerdam
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:

and those locusts started with abraham and they found out that he tasted like

Humans" the locust soon decided to eat the humans instead, resulting in


OOC: Funny my Rl name is Abraham...

the inaguration of the Raincorn Pizza Factory, but, something went wrong and...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:35 am
by The Foxes Swamp
Platerdam wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Humans" the locust soon decided to eat the humans instead, resulting in


OOC: Funny my Rl name is Abraham...

the inaguration of the Raincorn Pizza Factory, but, something went wrong and...



all the pizza's tasted like

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:42 am
by The Federation of Kendor
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Platerdam";p="<a href="tel:29318841">29318841</a> wrote:
OOC: Funny my Rl name is Abraham...

the inaguration of the Raincorn Pizza Factory, but, something went wrong and...



all the pizza's tasted like

A bottle of pee and

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:45 am
by New Jerzylvania
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:

all the pizza's tasted like

A bottle of pee and


delicious Chinese food bc the toppings were mostly parts of organically killed insects, especially locust. It turned out to be a big hit worldwide and it took all the market share which necessitated Pizza Hut to rename itself Insect Hut and they were bought by Monsanto with controlling interest in Raid. They cut costs and used pesticide killed insects but not locust but cockroaches instead and the effect on consumers in the US and Canada was...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:47 am
by The Federation of Kendor
New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:A bottle of pee and


delicious Chinese food bc the toppings were mostly parts of organically killed insects, especially locust. It turned out to be a big hit worldwide and it took all the market share which necessitated Pizza Hut to rename itself Insect Hut and they were bought by Monsanto with controlling interest in Raid. They cut costs and used pesticide killed insects but not locust but cockroaches instead and the effect on consumers in the US and Canada was...

Their land becoming uninhabitable because of cockroach mass extinction and the overuse of pesticide

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:03 am
by New Jerzylvania
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:
delicious Chinese food bc the toppings were mostly parts of organically killed insects, especially locust. It turned out to be a big hit worldwide and it took all the market share which necessitated Pizza Hut to rename itself Insect Hut and they were bought by Monsanto with controlling interest in Raid. They cut costs and used pesticide killed insects but not locust but cockroaches instead and the effect on consumers in the US and Canada was...

Their land becoming uninhabitable because of cockroach mass extinction and the overuse of pesticide


which made Monsanto fabulously rich and they cornered the world's foof supply and named this new entity "the Soylent Corporation" and brought out two new products, Soylent "better dead than" Red and Soylent Yellow "peril."
Plus they were feverishly working on a third one to be called Soylent "tree hugger" Green which was made out of...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:06 am
by The Foxes Swamp
New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Their land becoming uninhabitable because of cockroach mass extinction and the overuse of pesticide


which made Monsanto fabulously rich and they cornered the world's foof supply and named this new entity "the Soylent Corporation" and brought out two new products, Soylent "better dead than" Red and Soylent Yellow "peril."
Plus they were feverishly working on a third one to be called Soylent "tree hugger" Green which was made out of...



greenland which would never be known as greenland ever again but instead would be now known as

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:13 am
by New Jerzylvania
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:
which made Monsanto fabulously rich and they cornered the world's foof supply and named this new entity "the Soylent Corporation" and brought out two new products, Soylent "better dead than" Red and Soylent Yellow "peril."
Plus they were feverishly working on a third one to be called Soylent "tree hugger" Green which was made out of...



greenland which would never be known as greenland ever again but instead would be now known as


the North Atlantic and...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:54 am
by The Foxes Swamp
New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:

greenland which would never be known as greenland ever again but instead would be now known as


the North Atlantic and...



Arctic triangle because lately

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:01 am
by Skyviolia
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:
the North Atlantic and...



Arctic triangle because lately

Greenland was plagued with a disease which wiped out ...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:26 pm
by The Foxes Swamp
Skyviolia wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:

Arctic triangle because lately

Greenland was plagued with a disease which wiped out ...


ants but replaced them with

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:45 pm
by New Jerzylvania
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Skyviolia wrote:Greenland was plagued with a disease which wiped out ...


ants but replaced them with


mosquitoes bc climate change had finally come and the ants died when the flood of melted ice washed them away. Meanwhile in the Netherlands, the dikes were giving way as the sea rose so Dutch PM Mark Rutte contacted...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:15 pm
by Bad Seed of Troy
New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
ants but replaced them with


mosquitoes bc climate change had finally come and the ants died when the flood of melted ice washed them away. Meanwhile in the Netherlands, the dikes were giving way as the sea rose so Dutch PM Mark Rutte contacted...


Servpro but they didn't

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:19 pm
by The Foxes Swamp
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:
mosquitoes bc climate change had finally come and the ants died when the flood of melted ice washed them away. Meanwhile in the Netherlands, the dikes were giving way as the sea rose so Dutch PM Mark Rutte contacted...


Servpro but they didn't



think of the benefits when they decided to

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:21 pm
by Bad Seed of Troy
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:
Servpro but they didn't



think of the benefits when they decided to


have Donald Trump build a sea wall instead of an underwater golf course which

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:07 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:

think of the benefits when they decided to


have Donald Trump build a sea wall instead of an underwater golf course which

Unfortunately means Netherland's would be unable to receive refugees. The Dutch become angry about this but Trump launched a coup against the Dutch, which he wins

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:09 pm
by Mattantia
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:
have Donald Trump build a sea wall instead of an underwater golf course which

Unfortunately means Netherland's would be unable to receive refugees. The Dutch become angry about this but Trump launched a coup against the Dutch, which he wins

nothing and loses everything. Upon losing everything, he then

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:14 pm
by The Foxes Swamp
Mattantia wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Unfortunately means Netherland's would be unable to receive refugees. The Dutch become angry about this but Trump launched a coup against the Dutch, which he wins

nothing and loses everything. Upon losing everything, he then


sings a song of sixpence

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:18 pm
by Forniphiliac Limbo of Inabilis
-while suddenly rubbing coconut oil all over his chin and ears...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:29 pm
by New Jerzylvania
Forniphiliac Limbo of Inabilis wrote:-while suddenly rubbing coconut oil all over his chin and ears...


and then sings badly out of tune the theme from Sponge Bob Square Pants into a...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:56 pm
by The Foxes Swamp
New Jerzylvania wrote:
Forniphiliac Limbo of Inabilis wrote:-while suddenly rubbing coconut oil all over his chin and ears...


and then sings badly out of tune the theme from Sponge Bob Square Pants into a...



cup which hangs from a string around his neck, he gets better use from the cup when he