CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.

[KiraKira Land]

suddenly, 「BITES ZA DUSTO」was activated, and time was reversed by an hour.

yes, that is a jojo reference

And everyone started jumping up and down

[Arstotzmerika]

the bouncing caused massive displacement of earth stuff, making earthquakes happen everywhere

[The Federation of Kendor]

the bouncing caused massive displacement of earth stuff, making earthquakes happen everywhere

As well as Earth being turned to a deformed ball. This cause

[Arstotzmerika]

made that everything at the equator is taller by 10ft and everything at the poles is 1ft tall, meaning...

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

made that everything at the equator is taller by 10ft and everything at the poles is 1ft tall, meaning...

The fact that earthquakes happened at every conceivable point of space-time caused all reality to become non-existent. In the beginning and the end, there was only God, and all was one with God, for the void was an impossibility, unless God willed it. Which it did. And God filled the void with part of itself, and that part was Not!God. And God thought it was good. And as such, the universe was remade. But the universe was formless, so God made the immaterial forms, and it was good. And then a Planck time passed. And the Bang was Big. And there was a new cosmos. A new Space-Time. And it was good.

[Arstotzmerika]

made that everything at the equator is taller by 10ft and everything at the poles is 1ft tall, meaning...

The fact that earthquakes happened at every conceivable point of space-time caused all reality to become non-existent. In the beginning and the end, there was only God, and all was one with God, for the void was an impossibility, unless God willed it. Which it did. And God filled the void with part of itself, and that part was Not!God. And God thought it was good. And as such, the universe was remade. But the universe was formless, so God made the immaterial forms, and it was good. And then a Planck time passed. And the Bang was Big. And there was a new cosmos. A new Space-Time. And it was good.

But then, another「BITES ZA DUSTO」was activated, causing time to reverse back to the point 10 minutes before the earthquakes happened.

[The Federation of Kendor]

The fact that earthquakes happened at every conceivable point of space-time caused all reality to become non-existent. In the beginning and the end, there was only God, and all was one with God, for the void was an impossibility, unless God willed it. Which it did. And God filled the void with part of itself, and that part was Not!God. And God thought it was good. And as such, the universe was remade. But the universe was formless, so God made the immaterial forms, and it was good. And then a Planck time passed. And the Bang was Big. And there was a new cosmos. A new Space-Time. And it was good.

But then, another「BITES ZA DUSTO」was activated, causing time to reverse back to the point 10 minutes before the earthquakes happened.

This restore the universe. Meanwhile

[Arstotzmerika]

a hippie socialist communist monarchist capitalist polygot named Jim Lim Bim Tim Him Rim Dim Bus Stop Man drank a coffee cup at the South Pole, wearing 20 layers of clothing.

[KiraKira Land]

Then the sky started raining strawberry soymilk

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

Then the sky started raining strawberry soymilk

This angered many people, who were hoping for Chocolate Rain. However, unlike Chocolate Rain, no one stayed dry, and everyone felt the pain.

[The Federation of Kendor]

Then the sky started raining strawberry soymilk

This angered many people, who were hoping for Chocolate Rain. However, unlike Chocolate Rain, no one stayed dry, and everyone felt the pain.

So the people constructed a machine that will rain burgers and

[KiraKira Land]

This angered many people, who were hoping for Chocolate Rain. However, unlike Chocolate Rain, no one stayed dry, and everyone felt the pain.

So the people constructed a machine that will rain burgers and

It instead caused it to rain oreos

[The Federation of Kendor]

So the people constructed a machine that will rain burgers and

It instead caused it to rain oreos

People were angry to eat sweet food instead, so they destroyed the machine with

[Arstotzmerika]

a bomb made of bombs in a bomb with a bomb

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

a bomb made of bombs in a bomb with a bomb

The narrator promptly got fed up with this, said "Bomb-Diggity!", and left.

[Arstotzmerika]

Without the narrator to tell the story, everything literally stopped, meaning nothing at all could happen.

[KiraKira Land]

But then another narrator came..

[Arstotzmerika]

and everything continued to move again as the new narrator continued the story.

[The Federation of Kendor]

and everything continued to move again as the new narrator continued the story.

The new narrator still hired all sub-narrators the previous narrator have. The new narrator's name is

[KiraKira Land]

and everything continued to move again as the new narrator continued the story.

The new narrator still hired all sub-narrators the previous narrator have. The new narrator's name is

Dah-Ay-Loh Nguyen. And he is from

[The Federation of Kendor]

The new narrator still hired all sub-narrators the previous narrator have. The new narrator's name is

Dah-Ay-Loh Nguyen. And he is from

Furbish Island. Then

[Great Harthund]

they all had ice cream. Which

[KiraKira Land]

they all had ice cream. Which

Was bubblegum flavoured with gummi bears and a cherry on top!

[Welskerland]

Meanwhile the new narrator was mysteriously mirdeted and Morgan Freeman took over as narrator.

[Karamiko]

After that, the story's ratings began to soar, and it was soon published in a newspaper called...