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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:21 pm
by Bad Seed of Troy
God who found him to far less interesting as a chair, so God turned him into Donald Trump's youngest son, Wolfgang Trump's best friend who was...

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:58 pm
by Vulnier
A real ass

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:00 pm
by Flowrisa
Who wanted to Nuke everything, but couldn't, so

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:09 pm
by Flarbinia
He was attacked by a biker gang dressed like Christmas elves who drove off when

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:29 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Flarbinia wrote:He was attacked by a biker gang dressed like Christmas elves who drove off when

Before Santa rided his sleigh on December 25

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:31 pm
by Icrum
To give Bernie Sanders the keys to...

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:36 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Icrum wrote:To give Bernie Sanders the keys to...

Trump's new skyscraper in

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:24 am
by Slakonian
Zimbabwe

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 5:18 am
by The Foxes Swamp
Slakonian wrote:Zimbabwe



which was really a short cut to

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:03 am
by The Federation of Kendor
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Slakonian wrote:Zimbabwe



which was really a short cut to

Romulus from Star Trek

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:43 am
by Troperia
who decided to quit his current job to become a

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:23 am
by Bad Seed of Troy
the best pizza delivery guy in the history of the world which is really important because

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:25 am
by Icrum
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:the best pizza delivery guy in the history of the world which is really important because

Chinese delivery was killing the pizza industry because

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:41 am
by New Jerzylvania
they hacked into US Pizza delivery computers and changed all their customers addresses and phone numbers except the one for the Chinese embassy in DC. Obama retaliated by...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 10:30 am
by Flarbinia
Sending a nuke to

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 10:49 am
by Icrum
The Chinese ISIS headquarters in Beijing, where it killed...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:51 pm
by New Jerzylvania
Icrum wrote:The Chinese ISIS headquarters in Beijing, where it killed...


the bad taste of the food they were microwaving but it caused first degree burns to their tongues bc they couldn't wait to eat it and finally the Chinese were left speechless.

This allowed Kim Jong Un to takeover Radio Free Europe Asia and launch a blistering tirade against tongue in cheek jokes about him and then he threatened to...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:53 pm
by Chiisa
Chop of the hair of all the major governmental figures in Asia if they didn't give him...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:41 pm
by Trumps Butler
a good loyal butler llke Trump has and

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:54 pm
by Flarbinia
a monster truck with diamond rims and

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:25 pm
by Bad Seed of Troy
trashy but very hot eastern European woman who is half his age with no children and an affinity for

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:35 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:trashy but very hot eastern European woman who is half his age with no children and an affinity for

A Communist dictatorship like Yugoslavia

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:38 pm
by New Jerzylvania
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:trashy but very hot eastern European woman who is half his age with no children and an affinity for

A Communist dictatorship like Yugoslavia



and had memorabilia from Tito in a special room inside her house where there was an altar ...splattered with the blood of....

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:41 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:A Communist dictatorship like Yugoslavia



and had memorabilia from Tito in a special room inside her house where there was an altar ...splattered with the blood of....

Everyone killed in Stalin's Gulag as well as the blood of the people that Viet Cong killed

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:48 pm
by New Jerzylvania
The Federation of Kendor wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:

and had memorabilia from Tito in a special room inside her house where there was an altar ...splattered with the blood of....

Everyone killed in Stalin's Gulag as well as the blood of the people that Viet Cong killed


but not the Khmer Rouge because the Dead Kennedy's song Holiday in Cambodia is her favorite tune of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA

She also enjoys hearing the screams of...