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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:19 am
by Cabo Corelli
a goatmilk latte purchased from Kharan Beans.

Goatmilk lattes, a specialty in the country of Kharan, apparently, do wonders for the skin; for that reason...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:37 pm
by Athonuna
The world's biggest exporter of goatmilk, New Zealand, declared war on North Korea, and it quickly turned into a nuclear war. The winner of this war was, of course...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:59 pm
by Latin Islands
...New Zealand, because North Korea forgot to...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:19 am
by Neue Coolidge
exist. This caused the United States to invade a planet made out of oil...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:28 am
by Cabo Corelli
Neue Coolidge wrote:exist. This caused the United States to invade a planet made out of oil...

...they sent their entire army. When landing on the planet, the army slowly sunk away into the oil and was never heard of again. Soon after word came out that the US was now without an army, Liechtenstein conquered the States and renamed it...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:39 am
by The Isle of Beithe
...typhoon heading straight for the West Coast of America. President Trump responded admirably by his decision to the utilize the new....

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:42 am
by MineLegotia and Equestria
The Isle of Beithe wrote:...typhoon heading straight for the West Coast of America. President Trump responded admirably by his decision to the utilize the new....


Anti-Typhoon gun, which is like so Huge. And then...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:46 am
by The Isle of Beithe
...someone found a boat in San Francisco, a very good boat, I must say. The boat was...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 8:00 am
by Cabo Corelli
...headed for Taiwan, where...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:08 am
by Belgaam
...Maltese singer, Michela Pace was about to start her concert until...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:22 am
by Cabo Corelli
..the venue, the Taipei Performing Arts Center, collapsed due to...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:27 am
by Belgaam
...Maltese activists against Taiwan bombed the venue and said she shouldn't be there which caused the Taiwanese government and the Maltese government to have a meeting and then they decided that...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:28 am
by Cabo Corelli
...it made a lot of sense to build the Taipei Performing Arts Centre, not in Taipei, but in...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:31 am
by The Margaritas
… Tokyo, since...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:31 am
by The Margaritas
… Tokyo, since...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:32 am
by Cabo Corelli
...there, at least, there would be no anti-Taiwanese agitation. However...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:33 am
by Belgaam
...Namie Amuro, a Japanese singer and one of the four members of The Beanies slapped and screamed at a...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:35 am
by Cabo Corelli
...Japanese member of the planning committee, so the center was moved once more; this time, to the capital of Kharan.

The Kharan Performing Arts Centre became...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:37 am
by Belgaam
...the main concert venue and the stadium for the Kharani soccer/football team because...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:44 am
by Cabo Corelli
...Kharanis just love their soccer. When money ran out, the Kharani Performing Arts Centre needed to find a corporate sponsor.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:45 am
by PANGANIA
Cabo Corelli wrote:...Kharanis just love their soccer. When money ran out, the Kharani Performing Arts Centre needed to find a corporate sponsor.


In hell.....

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:46 am
by Belgaam
...Spanish airlines company, Vueling decided to kill a passenger called...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:49 am
by Cabo Corelli
...Marc-Anthony Morris III, an oologist from Bellaire, Tx who had moved to Kharan earlier, and had since been turned into a goblin.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:54 am
by PANGANIA
Cabo Corelli wrote:...Marc-Anthony Morris III, an oologist from Bellaire, Tx who had moved to Kharan earlier, and had since been turned into a goblin.


( Morgan Freeman Voice) I was that goblin. When I was a child....

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:55 am
by Belgaam
...Hungary, Spain and 27 more countries banned you from entering them due to their strict "No Goblins Policy". This caused your great great great great great great great grandmother who was surprisingly still alive to slap a...