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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:56 pm
by Cabo Corelli
..., however, turn out to be from Liechtenstein. He was, in fact, the most famous stroviol player in that country's history, and performed with some of the world's greatest musicians, including...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:02 pm
by Tanwirid
Cabo Corelli wrote:..., however, turn out to be from Liechtenstein. He was, in fact, the most famous stroviol player in that country's history, and performed with some of the world's greatest musicians, including...

Donald Obama [famous Afro-American], Albert Stalin, Adolf Newton and Vladimir Churchill ......

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:10 pm
by Najaf
Tanwirid wrote:
Cabo Corelli wrote:..., however, turn out to be from Liechtenstein. He was, in fact, the most famous stroviol player in that country's history, and performed with some of the world's greatest musicians, including...

Donald Obama [famous Afro-American], Albert Stalin, Adolf Newton and Vladimir Churchill ......


The last of whom sang "La Laiee" by Monir Vakili so badly that it made the Empress of Liechtenstein...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:12 pm
by Belgaam
...accidentally slap a policeman and the policeman screamed so loud that a...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:23 pm
by Vaeruio
Window broke in the imperial palace, which led to...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:30 pm
by Latin Islands
...the members of the imperial court to wail the intro of "Immigrant Song" and summon a storm capable of...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:34 pm
by Hathian Prime
....knocking over a 5$ teacup leading to the collapse of....

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:35 pm
by The Galactic Liberal Democracy
...The British Empire, causing a shortage of...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:44 pm
by Vaeruio
British people and Tea, which lead to Lichtenstein doing...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:54 pm
by Hmong-Miao
nothing because they don't care about British people, the only people they care is.........

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:56 pm
by Najaf
Those of Liechtenstein, but the people were secretly plotting to grow illegal...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:08 pm
by Talchyon
Najaf wrote:Those of Liechtenstein, but the people were secretly plotting to grow illegal...


...psychedelic mushrooms that made people a little trippy, but tasted like...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:14 pm
by Cabo Corelli
...havarti cheese.

This made Steven Spielberg very upset, because his havarti cheese farm could not compete with Liechtenstein's mushroom farmers. In order to retaliate, he...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:24 pm
by Latin Islands
...went to Switzerland and urged the people of Zurich to switch to cheese and promote a dairy-themed dinner party to be held at...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:54 am
by Belgaam
...at the Kolping Arena when no one was watching. But then a killer came and flipped the table over and 4 people died and they were...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:08 pm
by Little Tin Hat
drowned by the contents of a gigantic tub of yoghurt which welled in the dancefloor.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:31 pm
by Barratistan
and a old grandpa adding "WTF IS GOING ON!!!" with the rock song on the background

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:37 pm
by Great Celestial China
so then someone..

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:43 pm
by Belgaam
...played a song that no one in the party liked which caused a 65 year old woman from Australia to...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:45 pm
by Athonuna
Eat her nephew's head, but instead of calming the mess, she accidentally summoned Sarah Palin as her bloodthirsty minion, who wanted to...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:54 pm
by The Isle of Beithe
...eat ALL the KFC in the world, thus enraging Donald Trump, who responded by....

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:57 pm
by Belgaam
...screaming "YOU'RE RUBBISH, SARAH!!" in every single language in the world on the top of someone's roof at 3AM while on holiday in Astana, Kazakhstan.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:09 pm
by Samudera Darussalam
This caused the Finns, who are severely annoyed by the screams to actually burn their saunas, and....

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:10 pm
by San Lumen
For Supreme Chancellor of the Galaxy Morgan Freeman to wonder what was wrong with Earthlings. He asked his deputy who told him..

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:16 pm
by Samudera Darussalam
....that the earthlings have gone crazy and must be sent to Martian gulags immediately, causing the deputy's own step daughter's niece's cousin to dab endlessly, until....