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by **Barratistan** » Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:27 pm

hire Tom Cruise and a band to play his Mission Impossible soundtrack as he takeovers the world for Scientology

by **Hmong-Miao** » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:06 pm

Thankfully another cult are rising to fight and counter Scientology, such as Cult of R.Kelly which the followers are dominated by black straight (and pedophile) male, Cult of Lady Gaga build by the gays, and Cult of .........

by **Cabo Corelli** » Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:37 pm

...Snow.

Snow is in fact revered in many regions around the world, especially in...

by **Latin Islands** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:01 am

...Scandinavia, St. Pierre and Miquelon, and Antarctica. While the cults planned their move, Spielberg paced back and forth in a deserted log cabin in Austria and telephoned...

by **Barratistan** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:57 pm

Nicola Tesla to molest a monkey for some weird reason..

by **Cabo Corelli** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:00 pm

...while snacking on a...

by **Belgaam** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:04 pm

...poisoned chocolate bar which...

by **Cabo Corelli** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:05 pm

...came from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Wonka had started producing poisoned chocolate because...

by **Belgaam** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:18 pm

...a 21 year old man from Georgia (the country) had a fight with Wonka and...

by **Endem** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:26 pm

... Wonka lost because of some little brat ...

by **Athonuna** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:44 pm

Named Elizabeth I declaring herself something stupid like a virgin (in his opinion), which made British people want to...

by **Great Celestial China** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:50 pm

drink beer because....

by **Barratistan** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:52 pm

they are a bunch of sorry drunkards, police showed up to beat the crowd and feed troublemakers to the pigs in front of the palace much to the delight of the Queen

by **Athonuna** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:54 pm

Who for some reason decided it would be a good idea to declare war on France in a costume as the Austrian king bought at a Party City store, but it worked, so...

by **Cabo Corelli** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:44 pm

...that left everyone wondering how and why Austria had suddenly turned into a kingdom.

Thankfully, there was a really simple explanation for this:

by **Hmong-Miao** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:26 pm

The people is tired with the voting system and let Snoop Dogg become the new king of Austria and let him do whatever he want, including.....

by **Socialist Communist States** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:41 pm

..anschlussing Hungary...

by **Le Slavador** » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:42 pm

overthrowing him to allow the kingdom to become a principality instead. The cults aggressively flew via plane to Austria and...

by **Cabo Corelli** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:41 am

...were never heard of again.

The Prince of Austria then left to Sarajevo...

by **Barratistan** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:50 am

and got shot from Rambo with a LMG instead, while laughing maniacally

by **Latin Islands** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:28 am

Rambo took off his boot and inserted a...

by **Endem** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:53 am

...A marshmallow which imminently started making weird sound that sounded like...

by **Belgaam** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:23 pm

...a piercing scream that made a teenager accidentally smash a...

by **Cabo Corelli** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:28 pm

precious historical artifact, one of the most valuable ones that currently was on display in the Vienna Historical Museum, namely...

by **Endem** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:16 pm

... A small statue of cat eating a dog ...

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