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Trans-Prussia
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Founded: Dec 28, 2016
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Postby Trans-Prussia » Thu Jan 05, 2017 2:02 am

resurrect Joseph Stalin, who was needed to overthrow the now dysfunctional USA into a communist state and...
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Tinzhan
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Founded: Nov 10, 2016
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Postby Tinzhan » Thu Jan 05, 2017 2:09 am

he discovers gay porn and decides to become a...
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Jan 05, 2017 2:20 am

Tinzhan wrote:he discovers gay porn and decides to become a...

Gay person. He then pursue a relationship with another man, and the capitalist use this as a chance to brainwash Stalin into a capitalist
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Jerzylvania » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:55 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Tinzhan wrote:he discovers gay porn and decides to become a...

Gay person. He then pursue a relationship with another man, and the capitalist use this as a chance to brainwash Stalin into a capitalist


but Putin came and killed capitalist Stalin and also declared gayness a capital crime so he imprisoned Pussy Riot until they were rescued by...
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

QB Lamar Jackson will be available for trade, minimum bid is two #1 NFL draft picks+

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and also in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal
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C O M E T
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Founded: Dec 06, 2016
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Postby C O M E T » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:30 pm

Rainbow dash with
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Masylvana
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Posts: 35
Founded: Sep 11, 2016
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Postby Masylvana » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:34 pm

a big box made of cardboard containing...
I'm doing a Q&A! Send me any question about Masylvana to me and I'll answer it to the best of my abilities while lodging the answer in a factbook.

Political compass:
Economic left/right: 8.25
Social libertarian/authoritarian: -2.67

Please use my factbook for stats where possible, otherwise make your own interpretations. A bit of imagination never hurt, after all.
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Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley
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Founded: May 23, 2012
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Postby Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:37 pm

...cheese and a hydrogen bomb...
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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
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Postby Jerzylvania » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:16 pm

Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley wrote:...cheese and a hydrogen bomb...


and a tanning bed which was all a trap to catch...
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

QB Lamar Jackson will be available for trade, minimum bid is two #1 NFL draft picks+

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and also in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal
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Hurricania Imperium
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Founded: Dec 11, 2016
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Postby Hurricania Imperium » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:17 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:
Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley wrote:...cheese and a hydrogen bomb...


and a tanning bed which was all a trap to catch...

...the spider. But did he feed a fly to his grandma?!
Basically a Satanist German Empire.
Everyone's favorite Prussia/German Empire two-in-one nation (And yes, this nation represents both.)
We do NOT use NS Stats of our own unless if we don't note what we use instead.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets.
Leader of the STORM Union (AKA the New Central Powers)
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Bad Seed of Troy
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Founded: Sep 21, 2015
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Postby Bad Seed of Troy » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:33 pm

Hurricania Imperium wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:
and a tanning bed which was all a trap to catch...

...the spider. But did he feed a fly to his grandma?!


Jerzylvania wrote:
Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley wrote:...cheese and a hydrogen bomb...


and a tanning bed which was all a trap to catch...


Donald Trump
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The Funeral Party
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Founded: Oct 19, 2016
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Postby The Funeral Party » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:34 pm

Bad Seed of Troy wrote:
Hurricania Imperium wrote:...the spider. But did he feed a fly to his grandma?!


Jerzylvania wrote:
and a tanning bed which was all a trap to catch...


Donald Trump

to force him to resign from the......
The Funeral Party has been relocated to the The Seyiokian Republic
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The Federation of Kendor
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Founded: Dec 08, 2015
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:49 am

The Funeral Party wrote:
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:


Donald Trump

to force him to resign from the......

Office of Mexican and Muslim Discriminators. The group is soon destroyed by angry Mexicans, Muslims, Anti Trump people, and
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Soviet La Union
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Founded: Feb 13, 2015
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Postby Soviet La Union » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:58 am

Russian hackers headed by Vladimir Putin. After the group's downfall, Trump decides to...
Themes: National Anthem - March of the Red Army - Defense of the Motherland
PRO: -pane, -pyl, -pene, -panol
ANTI: IIIII-I-I will always looooveee youuuu

why does nobody get my puns :(
☭☭☭ EL ESTADO SOCIALISTA UNIDO DE LA UNION SOVIETICA ☭☭☭
! WARNING ! DOES NOT USE NS STATS
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A South American country, composed of Argentina and Chile, created by exiled Russian communist revolutionaries after they failed to overthrow the tsar. The people speak both Spanish and Russian. Unlike the IRL USSR, we have freedom of religion. Has nice sights and some unusual military monstrosities. And of course, we really, really love vodka.

In canon with Terra Britania.
Q&A now open!
Katyusha-chan is <3
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The Federation of Kendor
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Founded: Dec 08, 2015
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:05 am

Soviet La Union wrote:Russian hackers headed by Vladimir Putin. After the group's downfall, Trump decides to...

Go with a missile to the Moon, but
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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The Foxes Swamp
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Posts: 1090
Founded: Jul 13, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Foxes Swamp » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:37 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Soviet La Union wrote:Russian hackers headed by Vladimir Putin. After the group's downfall, Trump decides to...

Go with a missile to the Moon, but


it misses the moon and instead heads for
“Your perspective is always limited by how much you know. Expand your knowledge and you will transform your mind.”
Bruce H. Lipton
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The Federation of Kendor
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Founded: Dec 08, 2015
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:40 am

The Foxes Swamp wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Go with a missile to the Moon, but


it misses the moon and instead heads for

The sun, burning Trump. The sun soons transformed into the Teletubbies Sun, who then decided to burn Earth
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Jerzylvania
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Posts: 13542
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:27 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:
it misses the moon and instead heads for

The sun, burning Trump. The sun soons transformed into the Teletubbies Sun, who then decided to burn Earth


but Trump survived bc of his artificially created reptile skin which he got out of a box of...
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

QB Lamar Jackson will be available for trade, minimum bid is two #1 NFL draft picks+

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and also in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal
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The Federation of Kendor
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Posts: 4586
Founded: Dec 08, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Fri Jan 06, 2017 5:48 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:The sun, burning Trump. The sun soons transformed into the Teletubbies Sun, who then decided to burn Earth

but Trump survived bc of his artificially created reptile skin which he got out of a box of...

Reptilian skin left by a reptilian invader. This makes Trump transhuman, and he soon invited the reptilian to turn everyone into a reptilian transhumans.
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Tsunshun
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Posts: 73
Founded: Mar 06, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Tsunshun » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:44 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:but Trump survived bc of his artificially created reptile skin which he got out of a box of...

Reptilian skin left by a reptilian invader. This makes Trump transhuman, and he soon invited the reptilian to turn everyone into a reptilian transhumans.

Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:The sun, burning Trump. The sun soons transformed into the Teletubbies Sun, who then decided to burn Earth


but Trump survived bc of his artificially created reptile skin which he got out of a box of...

Rice Krispy Treats, then proceeds to…
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The Federation of Kendor
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Founded: Dec 08, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:01 pm

Tsunshun wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Reptilian skin left by a reptilian invader. This makes Trump transhuman, and he soon invited the reptilian to turn everyone into a reptilian transhumans.

Jerzylvania wrote:
but Trump survived bc of his artificially created reptile skin which he got out of a box of...

Rice Krispy Treats, then proceeds to…

Freeze Trump with carbonite, but
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Tsunshun
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Founded: Mar 06, 2016
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Postby Tsunshun » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:20 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Tsunshun wrote:
Rice Krispy Treats, then proceeds to…

Freeze Trump with carbonite, but

PeanutButterGamer uses his video gaming mastery to defeat the dark soul inhabiting the cereal box, then…
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The Federation of Kendor
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Posts: 4586
Founded: Dec 08, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:32 am

Tsunshun wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Freeze Trump with carbonite, but

PeanutButterGamer uses his video gaming mastery to defeat the dark soul inhabiting the cereal box, then…

The dark soul revives itself, and reform into the Wither from Minecraft
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Etheriland
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Posts: 138
Founded: Nov 07, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Etheriland » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:35 am

It gets cancer and goes on a...
Each to his own

Imagine modern Russia, with more snow, more mountains and forests (conifers), more nuclear power plants and fascism (without a communist history)

Feel free to send a telegram (I am not actually fascist)

Etherian News Network: Rebels in Turchovinka have retreated from the city after extensive Etherian bombing, civilian casualties likely . . . Gov. reports setback in rail gun program . . . S19 Dragun tank unveiled
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The Federation of Kendor
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Founded: Dec 08, 2015
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:39 am

Etheriland wrote:It gets cancer and goes on a...

Rampage, but it was quickly nuked and destroyed. Hilary Clinton then
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley
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Posts: 411
Founded: May 23, 2012
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:39 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Etheriland wrote:It gets cancer and goes on a...

Rampage, but it was quickly nuked and destroyed. Hilary Clinton then


...loses the election causing her to...
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