CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.

by **Haedros 92712** » Tue May 29, 2018 7:09 am

And that SomeBODY was the lead singer of smash mouth, who...

by **Pauxia** » Tue May 29, 2018 7:14 am

was actually Shrek. Donkey invaded his swamp and Shrek screamed...

by **Exfaechionixeum** » Tue May 29, 2018 8:01 am

Pauxia wrote:was actually Shrek. Donkey invaded his swamp and Shrek screamed...

..."HEY!", before whispering in donkey's ear,"this is my swamp". Then he grabbed Donkey with his ogre hands, and put him on his hands and knees.

by **Hediacrana** » Tue May 29, 2018 9:29 am

...Then Shrek led everyone in singing...

by **The Batavia** » Tue May 29, 2018 9:33 am

Hediacrana wrote:...Then Shrek led everyone in singing...

All Star by Smash Mouth...

by **Hediacrana** » Tue May 29, 2018 9:35 am

...which went okay till it turned out the donkey did not know the lyrics, so that...

by **Talchyon** » Tue May 29, 2018 11:29 am

Hediacrana wrote:...which went okay till it turned out the donkey did not know the lyrics, so that...

...instead of putting his hooves into a big "L" on his forehead at the right moment in the song, Donkey just stood there looking confused and talking about making waffles. (Course, it didn't help that Donkey has no opposable thumbs so he wouldn't be able to make a big "L" on his forehead anyway...)

by **Cupofchar** » Tue May 29, 2018 1:16 pm

the gingerbread man was mixing the batter which was getting donkey excited. Donkey was so excited he spoke in a Belgian accent because he was really Hercules Poirot,undercover, investigating.......

by **Ther Sul Citzpacia** » Tue May 29, 2018 2:59 pm

'The case of the umbrella stand and the rain of frogs' which .......

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Tue May 29, 2018 8:09 pm

Ther Sul Citzpacia wrote:'The case of the umbrella stand and the rain of frogs' which .......

it seemed had been on a mission.....

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Tue May 29, 2018 9:43 pm

The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Ther Sul Citzpacia wrote:'The case of the umbrella stand and the rain of frogs' which .......

it seemed had been on a mission.....

That was impossible. Then

by **Hazukenia** » Tue May 29, 2018 11:09 pm

...the moderators of Google decided it would be a good idea to...

by **Paxiosolange** » Tue May 29, 2018 11:11 pm

...once and for all—destroy the earth. As they lit the dynamite sticks around the world and dropped them, all the moderators convened one last time and...

by **Hazukenia** » Tue May 29, 2018 11:16 pm

...and chanted as one as the fuse went out...

by **Democratic Empire of Romania** » Wed May 30, 2018 12:36 am

..and the Earth blew up, however the Porgs and the Berbers, now wearing Adidas, survive and fly on Moon

by **Myfanwyski** » Wed May 30, 2018 12:40 am

'ooh bugger!' said Kyrusia and then continued, 'Who's got the lit taper?' Then, just as they were about to relight the fuse, the alarm sounded and they were off to deal with some flamebaiting. The lit taper fell onto the straw strewn floor of a place in Pudding Lane and started the fire that became known as...

/ooh bugger -ninja'd/

So as the fragments of the Earth orbited the moon Benn Gunn ate some green cheese. He marvelled as the pieces reintegrated into several moonlets. The first moonlet was made up of what wasEurope and the same was true of the other continents with one exception there was this odd place which was the europarliament which was just the parliamentary offices of the Eu. Donald Trump could be seen glowing in the sky and he tweeted...

/phew - thought it would happen twice/

by **Stiltball** » Wed May 30, 2018 1:28 am

'just coming over north korea now and I can see kim jong un waving at me' and then on the Asian moonlet......

by **Hazukenia** » Wed May 30, 2018 1:45 am

...Tiananmen happened. Except on a much latger scale involving everyone on the moonlet. As with real life there was a massacre. This time, the European moonlet intervened by way of...

by **Stiltball** » Wed May 30, 2018 1:55 am

blowing raspberries and pointing at ......

by **Hazukenia** » Wed May 30, 2018 1:58 am

...one of the generals in command,

by **Ther Sul Citzpacia** » Wed May 30, 2018 2:04 am

who remembered the porgs and berbers on the moon were wearing adidas and immediately ordered that they remove their trainers and send them by ups to tokyo. Obediently they did and peace was restored due to the umani nature of the pong. KJU immediately renamed his capital phew pong damn in honour of the....

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Wed May 30, 2018 2:11 am

Ther Sul Citzpacia wrote:who remembered the porgs and berbers on the moon were wearing adidas and immediately ordered that they remove their trainers and send them by ups to tokyo. Obediently they did and peace was restored due to the umani nature of the pong. KJU immediately renamed his capital phew pong damn in honour of the....

Ping pong and Porgs. However

by **Cupofchar** » Wed May 30, 2018 2:20 am

there was a great shortage of ping pong paddles so many had to make do with badminton and clackers. Clackers are an evil plot introduced by the clangers in order to..

by **Myfanwyski** » Wed May 30, 2018 10:00 am

cause family breakdowns by the incessant irritation of that crazy beat and then cause bloodshed as they explode taking cats tails off and to shave the bearded lady. One such bearded lady once shorn of her whiskers was unmasked as the great and presumably late Elvis A. Presley. Once the veil had gone with one shake of the pelvis his diamante suit dazzled and he sang....

by **Stiltball** » Wed May 30, 2018 10:52 am

'devil in disguise' and then ordered the food he'd been missing for all these years./.

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