CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.

[Jerzylvania]

at Bedlam holiday camp for the insane and temporarily releived of their senses Alice(who had just popped into visit relatives) took in the aroma of the bouquet she was taking to the march hare - sliced onions. she began to cry.....

Blood, becouse she ad a weird ihv disease becouse of eating too many chetos while...

laughing at Kendor's clown costume as "Physics broke them" which we imagined as "wind", next he took a deep breath and then lit a match to explode the myth of his relevance to reality. Meanwhile the Easter Bunny became fed up and rolled himself into a...

[Coolidge Ark]

ball. It is now on display at the...

[Sputnikova]

Blood, becouse she ad a weird ihv disease becouse of eating too many chetos while...

laughing at Kendor's clown costume as "Physics broke them" which we imagined as "wind", next he took a deep breath and then lit a match to explode the myth of his relevance to reality. Meanwhile the Easter Bunny became fed up and rolled himself into a...

toilet paper substitute and hung out at a construction site outhouse hoping for..

[Jerzylvania]

laughing at Kendor's clown costume as "Physics broke them" which we imagined as "wind", next he took a deep breath and then lit a match to explode the myth of his relevance to reality. Meanwhile the Easter Bunny became fed up and rolled himself into a...

toilet paper substitute and hung out at a construction site outhouse hoping for..

a fling with a wawa brush in the dead of night during an eclipse of a full moon while wearing a kimono and a hat from...

[Sputnikova]

toilet paper substitute and hung out at a construction site outhouse hoping for..

a fling with a wawa brush in the dead of night during an eclipse of a full moon while wearing a kimono and a hat from...

the MAGA store...

[Jerzylvania]

a fling with a wawa brush in the dead of night during an eclipse of a full moon while wearing a kimono and a hat from...

the MAGA store...

he bought with rubles he received from Putin for fraudulently registering dead people to vote in Pennsylvania and not paying taxes in...

[Rural Fracked Devestated Burnt Wasteland]

the MAGA store...

he bought with rubles he received from Putin for fraudulently registering dead people to vote in Pennsylvania and not paying taxes in...

Transylvania where his nine illegitimate children slave away inside a blood donor work camp making...

[Hazukenia]

...traffic cones made out of recycled...

[Vivaxea]

...tax returns that came from Hillary's donuts in Swaziland where...

[Hazukenia]

...Boer armadillos...

[The Foxes Swamp]

...Boer armadillos...

were trained....

[Hazukenia]

...to kick babies, kiss toilets and other things, all in the name of...

[Communistico]

...our one true leader, Archmalevolent Overlord, soon-to-be Goddess, and all-around nasty lady Anna Kendrick. With the power of special effects at her fingertips and an army of Boer Armadillos at her side, the actress-turned-Empress puts into action her ancient plan to invade...

[Hazukenia]

...the expanded Kekistani empire, which has now encompassed all of...

[Gurori]

...the Korean peninsula and...

[Hazukenia]

...Kyushu. This is how the plan went. Step one: infiltrate...

[Myfanwyski]

all chicken suppliers to kfc. 2 interrupt deliveries so that kfc is kentucky f.a 3. realise that the free market had already done this.Turnips!
So you turn your mind to more cunning plans....

[Arvecnia]

in the form of racist pigeon propoganda promoting the burning of all Twilight books

[Hazukenia]

...as a holy act of...

[The Great Western]

Rickrolling the famous person known as...

[Ther Sul Citzpacia]

Bill Grundy then baited some grotesque snarling beings into.......

[Arvecnia]

having a tournament to decide who will kill Justin Beiber

[Hazukenia]

...decided by a panel of 3 judges: Cimon Sowell, his neighbour Moses, sitting dripped in oil and the last judge,

[Stiltball]

the one and only benito Mussolini...

[Polyspastonia]

... who was secretly a fedora-wearing horse in a costume. Then, Cimon Sowell...