CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.

[The Foxes Swamp]

suddenly a shooting star zipped past...

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

suddenly a shooting star zipped past...

And proceeded to crash into the Earth, emitting a large, octarine-colored explosion. A crater was created, and the Swaglord and the Fae went over to investigate.

"Well, I was right..." said the Swaglord. It was a cylinder, made of a glittering metal that glowed from the heat of entry into Earth's atmosphere. Strange markings and ridges adorned the cylinder; the written form of the Martian Language.

The Fae waved one of its tendrils, and suddenly the cylinder opened.

"~~~Now it's time for play...~~~", said the Fae, cackling to itself. It vanished into the wind.

The Swaglord began to run from the pit, pulled out the device, and teleported to the World Assembly Headquarters. He appeared in a flash of Octarine-Colored Light.

"I don't wish to seem impolite, but it appears as if we have a problem," said the Swaglord.

[The Foxes Swamp]

as if from nowhere a tendril appears and grabs at...

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

as if from nowhere a tendril appears and grabs at...

The shoulder of the Representative for the Lordaeswag Constitutional-Technate. The Fae materializes from a stack of papers nearby, shifting through forms until it settles on a diminutive-but-fair-looking woman, much like the Lilliputians as described by Swift.

"~~~Hello Lords and Ladies of the Court of the Human World, I see my companion has already arrived...~~~", the Fae said in a somewhat sultry-but-mocking tone.

The Secretary-General, Catherine Gratwick, gets off of her throne, which is made from human skulls.

"What is it! Can't you see that we're busy discussing a Very-Important Resolution?" she said in her usual sneering tone. It was often suspected that she got the position by the most "noble" of methods: blackmail.

The Swaglord kneeled before Gratwick the Supreme.

"Most-Esteemed Secretary-General, it appears as if the Martians are invading. Well, technically re-invading; I've never understood the notion of time being linear. I guess that's what Bizarre Adventures Throughout Time and Space do to one's mental health..." said the Swaglord nervously.

The Gratwick called an immediate recess from the debate at hand, and ordered her Inquisitors to send the Swaglord to the Armored Underground Bunker beneath her Skull Throne. The Fae flew into the cold darkness of the bunker as well. Inside were various charts and diagrams, lit quite harshly due to severe WA budget cuts.

[The Federation of Kendor]

as if from nowhere a tendril appears and grabs at...

The shoulder of the Representative for the Lordaeswag Constitutional-Technate. The Fae materializes from a stack of papers nearby, shifting through forms until it settles on a diminutive-but-fair-looking woman, much like the Lilliputians as described by Swift.

"~~~Hello Lords and Ladies of the Court of the Human World, I see my companion has already arrived...~~~", the Fae said in a somewhat sultry-but-mocking tone.

The Secretary-General, Catherine Gratwick, gets off of her throne, which is made from human skulls.

"What is it! Can't you see that we're busy discussing a Very-Important Resolution?" she said in her usual sneering tone. It was often suspected that she got the position by the most "noble" of methods: blackmail.

The Swaglord kneeled before Gratwick the Supreme.

"Most-Esteemed Secretary-General, it appears as if the Martians are invading. Well, technically re-invading; I've never understood the notion of time being linear. I guess that's what Bizarre Adventures Throughout Time and Space do to one's mental health..." said the Swaglord nervously.

The Gratwick called an immediate recess from the debate at hand, and ordered her Inquisitors to send the Swaglord to the Armored Underground Bunker beneath her Skull Throne. The Fae flew into the cold darkness of the bunker as well. Inside were various charts and diagrams, lit quite harshly due to severe WA budget cuts.

However, there are some "memory holes" where diagrams and charts of nations that don't use NS stats were destroyed. The

[Svilajska Republika]

post above was too long to bother reading, so

[A Clockwork Violet]

what's the point of reading nonsense quipped by weirdly named nations...

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

what's the point of reading nonsense quipped by weirdly named nations...

OOC: Wait, are you referring to me?

/skip

[A Clockwork Violet]

what's the point of reading nonsense quipped by weirdly named nations...

OOC: Wait, are you referring to me?

/skip

OOC: Impossible. Particularly since I never refer to anyone in particular with weird names or not.

/skip

[Biologically Incorrect]

what's the point of reading nonsense quipped by weirdly named nations...

with rude stories about

[The Federation of Kendor]

what's the point of reading nonsense quipped by weirdly named nations...

with rude stories about

The Swaglord, a weird male Fairy, the WA, Martians, weirdness, and

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

with rude stories about

The Swaglord, a weird male Fairy, the WA, Martians, weirdness, and

Time travel that wouldn't even make sense under the lax standards of a bad episode of Doctor Who.

[Arkeyana]

Or star trek the journey home

[The Federation of Kendor]

Or star trek the journey home

Because that Star Trek was

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

Or star trek the journey home

Because that Star Trek was

Conducted in a manner according to all known laws of aviation...

[Arstotzmerika]

the rum shouldn't be gone.

Then...

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

the rum shouldn't be gone.

Then...

The bees, who had stolen the rum, flew away, even though there isn't a way that bees could fly, for their wings are too small. Nevertheless, their bee bodies couldn't handle the alcohol, and every bee died.

[Arstotzmerika]

This caused all bees to die, which is very bad for plants. So the plants rose up in the Greatest Grand Tsardom Imperium Empire of the Great Plant Empire. They decided to invade...

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

This caused all bees to die, which is very bad for plants. So the plants rose up in the Greatest Grand Tsardom Imperium Empire of the Great Plant Empire. They decided to invade...

Various cities, such as Cleveland, Des Moines, Peoria, New York, [INSERT READER HOMETOWN HERE], etc. The Plants fed gorged themselves on the flesh and blood of the humans, all while singing amazing showtunes. The Floral Eon had begun.

A flash of Octarine-Colored Light lit up [INSERT READER HOMETOWN HERE]. A tall, scarred man in a tattered suit holding a bizarre brass device materialized among the rubble created by the Devastation of the Plants. It was the Swaglord, along with over 9000 kilograms of Weapons-Grade Weed-Killer. To avoid derailing the story with how awesome the Swaglord is, the Swaglord pressed a button on the device, triggering the Weapons-Grade Weed-Killer, and also teleporting away from the aftermath.

[Arstotzmerika]

Unexpectedly, nuclear weed killing explosions were set off where-ever the plants were, causing many of them to die, ending their empire.

So a new empire rose, the Greatest Grand Holy Afro-Eurasian-American Britannia-France-Germany-Poland-Sweden-Finland-Norway-Denmark-Greenland-Iceland-Russia-China-Japan-Korea-Libya-Brazil-Mexico-Canada-Ireland-Chile-South African-Australian-New Zealand-India-Middle Eastern Federation-Italian-Spanish-Portuguese Union Republic of Terra.

They decided to...

[Northern Ateria]

Spawn a Shrek nextbot and then it started...

[Arstotzmerika]

liberating the entire GMOD Steam Workshop of FNAF mods.

[Biologically Incorrect]

Who used the internet equivalent of Monsanto's nastiest killer chemical to eradicate overswagous elements

[Ulix]

but ended up spawning Faraquad Ants which uncontrollably sang "All Star", leading to

[Talchyon]

but ended up spawning Faraquad Ants which uncontrollably sang "All Star", leading to

These Farquad ants to become the next hot item group that everyone wants to hear. They go on concert to several places, including...