CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:11 pm

Svilajska Republika wrote:snorting cookie crumbs

Filled with meth. Then

by **Welskerland** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:20 pm

They forced everyone to use Internet Explorer as the default browser on every computer and all other browsers were banned.

by **Ctelixii** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:23 pm

This caused outrage amongst the residents of 4Chan, and so...

by **A Clockwork Violet** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:41 pm

Ctelixii wrote:This caused outrage amongst the residents of 4Chan, and so...

They revived Prodigy and CompuServe for nefarious time travelers to...

by **Bad Seed of Troy** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:11 pm

A Clockwork Violet wrote:
Ctelixii wrote:This caused outrage amongst the residents of 4Chan, and so...

They revived Prodigy and CompuServe for nefarious time travelers to...

create sock puppets made from recycled Chris Christie belly button lint and

by **LimpBizkit** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:39 pm

normie flesh

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:02 pm

LimpBizkit wrote:normie flesh

As well as Spongebob's

by **Ctelixii** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 4:06 am

Dirty socks, though they were also...

by **Remulia** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:08 am

sentient worms, who hates...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:32 am

Remulia wrote:sentient worms, who hates...

almost everything except...

by **A Clockwork Violet** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:03 pm

his own reflection. Then he became President of the Hair Club for Men, bought a cheap yacht filled with cheap whores and sailed down the...

by **Keeper of the Divine Bomb** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:05 pm

A Clockwork Violet wrote:his own reflection. Then he became President of the Hair Club for Men, bought a cheap yacht filled with cheap whores and sailed down the...

Mekong river and ...

by **Terranihil** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:10 pm

Keeper of the Divine Bomb wrote:
A Clockwork Violet wrote:his own reflection. Then he became President of the Hair Club for Men, bought a cheap yacht filled with cheap whores and sailed down the...

Mekong river and ...

jumped off the boat while triggering tons of C4 on the boat which caused it to explode and send shrapnel flying at...

by **The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:33 pm

Terranihil wrote:
Keeper of the Divine Bomb wrote:

Mekong river and ...

jumped off the boat while triggering tons of C4 on the boat which caused it to explode and send shrapnel flying at...

A group of Martians, who've been captured by the United Human Forces. The Martians, grayish cephalopod-like creatures about a meter in diameter, mostly brain, save for luminous eyes and whiplike tentacles, were being slowly marched across a bridge, being sent to an internment camp where they will be interrogated. Or at least, they would've been, if it wasn't for the shrapnel, which injured the guards, allowing the Martians to escape under the cover of darkness...

by **Equestria and Griffon** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:26 pm

into the It's Everyday Bro music video...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:29 pm

Equestria and Griffon wrote:into the It's Everyday Bro music video...

where they hid in plain sight as....

by **Remulia** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:40 am

puppets, but their plans were foiled by...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:13 am

Remulia wrote:puppets, but their plans were foiled by...

the puppeteer who had a grand plan which seemed to be...

by **Great Harthund** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:24 am

terribly flawed, yet...

by **The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:29 am

Great Harthund wrote:terribly flawed, yet...

The plan in question: Counter-Invasion of Mars by the United Human Forces of the League of Nations, would proceed nonetheless. The humans constructed large cylindrical spacecrafts, and made what could best be described as a very large gun to shoot the spacecraft into space. Inside, were reverse-engineered Fighting-Machines, among other instruments of war. However, an error was made in the calculations, and the crew was unable to make a perfect or near-perfect Hohmann Transfer. This was a very bad thing. However...

by **Swanduland** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:33 am

while doing this they discovered a glitch in the matrix...

by **The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:38 am

Swanduland wrote:while doing this they discovered a glitch in the matrix...

Which they used to copy and paste the fleet approximately 10 times, increase the Power Level of the Human Forces to over 8000, and then teleport the fleet to the Prime Canal of the Martian Equatorial Region. The Counter-Invasion had begun.

by **Lanoraie** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 2:39 am

Yet, as soon as it had begun, there were already problems they had to face, such as...

by **The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 3:12 am

Lanoraie wrote:Yet, as soon as it had begun, there were already problems they had to face, such as...

The fact that the Humans, in their boundless capacity for idiocy, assumed that conditions on Mars were similar to those in the southeastern portion of the island of Great Britain on a pleasant day. As such, a third of the human forces died of a severe lack of oxygen, and another third died of rapid hypothermia. However, the remainder assembled their Fighting-Machines, which were modified so that humans could manipulate the complex machinery. The Fighting-Machines were approximately 30 meters tall, striding upon three legs, firing Disintegration Rays and emitting Deadly Gases. The Human Forces began their march along the Prime Canal to the Martian Capital, the last remnant of the once-great Martian Civilization.

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 3:25 am

The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord wrote:
Lanoraie wrote:Yet, as soon as it had begun, there were already problems they had to face, such as...

The fact that the Humans, in their boundless capacity for idiocy, assumed that conditions on Mars were similar to those in the southeastern portion of the island of Great Britain on a pleasant day. As such, a third of the human forces died of a severe lack of oxygen, and another third died of rapid hypothermia. However, the remainder assembled their Fighting-Machines, which were modified so that humans could manipulate the complex machinery. The Fighting-Machines were approximately 30 meters tall, striding upon three legs, firing Disintegration Rays and emitting Deadly Gases. The Human Forces began their march along the Prime Canal to the Martian Capital, the last remnant of the once-great Martian Civilization.

The Martian capital were soon sacked, and any advanced technologies taken, before the Humans nuked Mars to make it uninhabitable. Then

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