~◇ Klub Kongo ◇~

by **Indo-Malaysia** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:32 am

~◇ Klub Kongo ◇~

This may or may not be an F7 RP. We neither confirm of deny the possibility. Go get your lawyers, we simply offer no contest. Am I talking to myself again?

Welcome to the first incarnation of Klub Kongo, following the nonexistant 0th Incarnation*. The club is that big, you might as well compare it to ~~Disneylandia~~ something the size of Disneyland Florida, as if anyone went there anyway. Everyone (That is debatable) is at Klub Kongo!

We have hotels, bars and other facilities, but the main attraction is the Kongo Plaza, a central area containing shoddily constructed booths of our guests.

Klub Kongo is that exclusive, only purchases of ~~Klub Kongo Arena~~ Kongo Klubber Tickets can enter. However, due to the Highly-Trained Monkey Rebellion of 2016, tickets are everywhere. Looks like theres going to be a big party...

Want to view Klub Kongo 0? Well you cant, because you must buy every EA Map Pack, and unlock the platinum trophy for Klub Kongo Arena, which itself is a unobtainable item from a nonexistant DLC downloadable from the NS Store while accessing it from a iPhone synced with a Mac that replaced an old PC. Might as well not bother.

The Klub Kongo universe exists in neither the rumoured realm of NationStates, or the distorted reality of the forsaken P2MT. So while Maxtopian Immigrants are fenced off with walls and forced to pay for it, and warmongering Wehrmacht and Stormtroopers are quarantined, anyone is allowed. Just no nuking/killing, unless it is your NPC, or if given permission, someone elses NPC.

by **The Arabian Knights** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:46 am

Doctor Pika Chu had his new, pristine white coat on.

"So it seems that this Klub Kongo I now work at is quite big. I wonder where the on-site medical centre is.."

*Vroom*

*Turns to face the sound*

Doctor Chu's coat was now covered in dust from a Monkey riding a motorbike, while throwing golden tickets.

"What the hell.... I know the Job Description said Klub Kongo is weird, but this..."

by **The Arabian Knights** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:13 am

*Looks around medical centre*

"Leeches.. Books documenting Miasma... Phone Numbers of Witch Doctors and Shamans... isn't this stuff long outdated..."

*Sets up equipment*

Doctor Chu was moving the outdated equipment and resources to the side, and began setting more modern equipment he taken in a suitcase.

"I would rather have resources on germs than miasma and the four humours...

*A Witch Doctor walks in, with a Monkey Wearing a motorbike helmet*

"Hello Chu. I heard you have job here. I offer healing services."

*Doctor Chu turns to the Witch Doctor*

".. Sorry, but rituals and all that are outdated now. I heard they are offering jobs in Badmanthesda Hardjobs. Seems like they are developing some rubbish called Kongo Arena"

by **Indo-Malaysia** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:39 am

Viktor Van Callahan was in charge of Klub Kongo. He also ran Badmanthesda Hardjobs, but fooled the public into thinking it was owned by a man named Big Man Dan who self-proclaimed himself thuglyfe. Callahan also hid the fact that Badmanthesda was a subsidiary of Klub Kongo. It was rather strange nobody noticed that their only set of offices were in the Kongo Premises.

"I proclaim Klub Kongo open!"

*Callahan turns to the gate, and notices far more people than he originally thought*

"Damn. I thought those monkeys had training... looks like we are going to charge these peasants extra..."

by **Indo-Malaysia** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:53 am

*opens gate*

by **Indo-Malaysia** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:42 pm

*Looks at horde of people rushing in*

by **Low bloods** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:42 pm

Eyes glance around from the shadows.

by **The Arabian Knights** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 5:19 am

*Looks at gate*

"Damn, so many..."

by **The Empyreus** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 5:56 am

Are you aware that Chill/Location Rps are currently banned or something?

by **The Arabian Knights** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:16 am

The Empyreus wrote:Are you aware that Chill/Location Rps are currently banned or something?

This was made an hour before the ban. Lucky us.

by **Low bloods** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:15 am

The Arabian Knights wrote:
The Empyreus wrote:Are you aware that Chill/Location Rps are currently banned or something?

This was made an hour before the ban. Lucky us.

Savage.

by **Indo-Malaysia** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 10:21 am

"Great, savages are entering the Klub now.."

by **Low bloods** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 12:22 pm

Indo-Malaysia wrote:"Great, savages are entering the Klub now.."

"I'm not that savage... Maybe a little."

by **Indo-Malaysia** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:46 pm

"Ah Hello. So you are not that savage? Well, atleast you wont ~~go crazy~~ explode during our rave party that starts......... NOW!"

by **Low bloods** » Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:59 pm

Indo-Malaysia wrote:"Ah Hello. So you are not that savage? Well, atleast you wont ~~go crazy~~ explode during our rave party that starts......... NOW!"

He chuckled "Party every day?"

by **Indo-Malaysia** » Sat Jun 04, 2016 3:16 am

The DJ screamed on his microphone "WERE GETTING A LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE PERFORMANCEEEE!!!! HERE THEY ARE, THE PRODIGY!"

by **Low bloods** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:16 am

"Yup, party every day."

by **Indo-Malaysia** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:21 pm

"Damn... they cant attend. Anyone for Donald Trump: The Musical?"

by **Kyrusia** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:16 pm

This thread has been locked as per the 3-month moratorium on "chill" and "chat location threads." See here for information relating to Archival requests.

~◇ Klub Kongo ◇~

~◇ Klub Kongo ◇~

Who is online