The Liquid Wallaby - Meanwhile, in the East (Closed)

[Barboneia]

"'Hun'? One, I'm pretty sure I'm older than you, two, I could put up a pretty good fight, and three... I wouldn't taste good! Too muscly, and spicy! Probably."

"Meat all tastes the same to me unless prepared properly...and while you may be able to hurt me, the injuries I could inflict even without implicitly trying to kill you would likely land you in a hospital for days. Oh, and then there's the microbes all my kind harbor so you'd also risk infections."

"So what you're saying is that you're a walking biohazard. Good to know," he says, smirking.

[Chaos Crescent]

"'Hun'? One, I'm pretty sure I'm older than you, two, I could put up a pretty good fight, and three... I wouldn't taste good! Too muscly, and spicy! Probably."

"Meat all tastes the same to me unless prepared properly...and while you may be able to hurt me, the injuries I could inflict even without implicitly trying to kill you would likely land you in a hospital for days. Oh, and then there's the microbes all my kind harbor so you'd also risk infections."

'Aw I thought mine was the tastiest also I found the things.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ira's eyes lit up at the notion of it. "Well, I did plan on leaving as soon as possible... But if you're willing to learn, I'm also willing to teach you many things. We're not licensed to preach in Japan or anything, so it'd be unofficial really if I were to do so. Hmm, I hope that I could somehow persuade the White Council to start negotiations with the people of Asia..."

"Well..." He smirks just a bit. "I'm entirely fine with unofficial, off-the-book stuff. Besides, I think it'd look fantastic on your record if you managed to get an audience with a king. Not many missionaries get to talk to me! Mostly because I'm never listening, but I'm willing to make an exception for someone who has something to teach me."

[Torrocca]

Sir Long Hair looks around from the bar at whatever's currently going on.

Torr, meanwhile, screws around on his laptop.

[Ava Ire]

Ava coughed awkwardly. "Oh, u-um..." She looked over at Simon, though wasn't sure of how to comfort him. She bit her lip, watching the two officers warily.

The two officers seemed to glance at Simon, before continuing to talk with the van driver. The tow trucks began to hook the crashed vehicles up to take to presumably an impound lot, while the officers began to remove the debris and simply place them off to the side of the road. The van driver glared at Simon, before walking heading down the street, mumbling.

Ava watched the driver go. "Sorry about your car, Simon..."

Ira's eyes lit up at the notion of it. "Well, I did plan on leaving as soon as possible... But if you're willing to learn, I'm also willing to teach you many things. We're not licensed to preach in Japan or anything, so it'd be unofficial really if I were to do so. Hmm, I hope that I could somehow persuade the White Council to start negotiations with the people of Asia..."

"Well..." He smirks just a bit. "I'm entirely fine with unofficial, off-the-book stuff. Besides, I think it'd look fantastic on your record if you managed to get an audience with a king. Not many missionaries get to talk to me! Mostly because I'm never listening, but I'm willing to make an exception for someone who has something to teach me."

"Oh, oh that's great! Of course, I uh... Don't have any books with me at the moment, I lost them after the time change, along with all my clothes I brought. Which is why I'm wearing these Earth clothes," Ira said, motioning down to what she was wearing. "But anyways, being a missionary I remember much of my studies of the Holy Covenant and the like, so I think I shall be able to adequately teach you."

[Barboneia]

The two officers seemed to glance at Simon, before continuing to talk with the van driver. The tow trucks began to hook the crashed vehicles up to take to presumably an impound lot, while the officers began to remove the debris and simply place them off to the side of the road. The van driver glared at Simon, before walking heading down the street, mumbling.

Ava watched the driver go. "Sorry about your car, Simon..."

Simon looked up at her, and wiped his eyes. "T-Thanks, Miss Ire. Ah... It reminded me of home, you know? I would not have bought it otherwise." He shook his head, and straightened up. "But, well... There must always be a rainbow after rain, yes? So, something good must happen soon, right?" He smiled. "Until then, we can only hope things go well for everyone. S-So, uh, how are you... Ava?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Oh, oh that's great! Of course, I uh... Don't have any books with me at the moment, I lost them after the time change, along with all my clothes I brought. Which is why I'm wearing these Earth clothes," Ira said, motioning down to what she was wearing. "But anyways, being a missionary I remember much of my studies of the Holy Covenant and the like, so I think I shall be able to adequately teach you."

He glances down to her clothes and nods. "That's good. Here I was worried you guys were just like humanity right down to the fashion sense. I was about to panic." Cerril chuckled lightly. "I'm glad to hear it! Do you have any sort of... schedule you go by? Because I have absolutely nothing coming up until Fall, I've got all the time in the world."

[Taigawa]

"Meat all tastes the same to me unless prepared properly...and while you may be able to hurt me, the injuries I could inflict even without implicitly trying to kill you would likely land you in a hospital for days. Oh, and then there's the microbes all my kind harbor so you'd also risk infections."

"So what you're saying is that you're a walking biohazard. Good to know," he says, smirking.

"No, I'm saying fighting me un aided is a very dangerous idea. The microbes I carry are part of my digestive system and are perfectly harmless to me and you...provided none get into the bloodstream. Though our technology is advanced, diseases do still exist. Why do think they tell you to seek treatment if an animal bites you? While Homo Felidae and Homo Sapians are different enough that most disease organisms must mutate to jump the species barrier, if I were to bite you, I would put you at serious risk, as would any other creature."

"Meat all tastes the same to me unless prepared properly...and while you may be able to hurt me, the injuries I could inflict even without implicitly trying to kill you would likely land you in a hospital for days. Oh, and then there's the microbes all my kind harbor so you'd also risk infections."

'Aw I thought mine was the tastiest also I found the things.'

"You never gave me that chance. Only the tiger ate your flesh."

[Chaos Crescent]

"You never gave me that chance. Only the tiger ate your flesh."

'Oh right. Point still stand though.'

[Taigawa]

"You never gave me that chance. Only the tiger ate your flesh."

'Oh right. Point still stand though.'

"Good. Give me what was mine and the tigress what was hers. She'll be glad to get out of here.""

[Chaos Crescent]

'Oh right. Point still stand though.'

"Good. Give me what was mine and the tigress what was hers. She'll be glad to get out of here.""

'Yes, yes.'

Hands more the stuff which was now cleaned cause it was muddy, bloody and moldy which was odd.

'Here you go.'

[Ava Ire]

"Oh, oh that's great! Of course, I uh... Don't have any books with me at the moment, I lost them after the time change, along with all my clothes I brought. Which is why I'm wearing these Earth clothes," Ira said, motioning down to what she was wearing. "But anyways, being a missionary I remember much of my studies of the Holy Covenant and the like, so I think I shall be able to adequately teach you."

He glances down to her clothes and nods. "That's good. Here I was worried you guys were just like humanity right down to the fashion sense. I was about to panic." Cerril chuckled lightly. "I'm glad to hear it! Do you have any sort of... schedule you go by? Because I have absolutely nothing coming up until Fall, I've got all the time in the world."

Ira laughed, shaking her head. "Ah, goodness no! The Empire is radically different from Earth! Did you know that the common Doulas citizen does not wear pants, but instead robes and skirts? In fact, I was a bit shocked when I first came here to see almost everyone walking about wearing them, you know." She smiled, and put on the blue headband.

"About my schedule?... I'm open to discussing with you in the evenings, though I'm also up rather early. I don't usually sleep very long on alien planets after all, so my mornings are also open, though I do prefer evenings or late afternoons since me and Omad are usually trying to contact spacefleet in the midday."

Ava watched the driver go. "Sorry about your car, Simon..."

Simon looked up at her, and wiped his eyes. "T-Thanks, Miss Ire. Ah... It reminded me of home, you know? I would not have bought it otherwise." He shook his head, and straightened up. "But, well... There must always be a rainbow after rain, yes? So, something good must happen soon, right?" He smiled. "Until then, we can only hope things go well for everyone. S-So, uh, how are you... Ava?"

Ava shrugged. "I'm... Fine, I guess. Life is grey, as always..." She crossed her arms, staring down at the ground.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ira laughed, shaking her head. "Ah, goodness no! The Empire is radically different from Earth! Did you know that the common Doulas citizen does not wear pants, but instead robes and skirts? In fact, I was a bit shocked when I first came here to see almost everyone walking about wearing them, you know." She smiled, and put on the blue headband.

"About my schedule?... I'm open to discussing with you in the evenings, though I'm also up rather early. I don't usually sleep very long on alien planets after all, so my mornings are also open, though I do prefer evenings or late afternoons since me and Omad are usually trying to contact spacefleet in the midday."

"I always found kilts more comfortable than pants, I can see why robes and skirts really caught on." He chuckles. "Only reason I switched over to pants is because people kept asking what I was wearing under the kilt." Cerril jokes, before looking at his phone briefly. "Would Sunday night work? Tomorrow and the day after are booked for me. My son wants to go see Tokyo those days."

Saren rather abruptly leaps onto Cerril's lap and waves at Ira in a cheery manner.

Cerril sighs slightly. "Speak of the devil and he arrives."

[Barboneia]

Simon looked up at her, and wiped his eyes. "T-Thanks, Miss Ire. Ah... It reminded me of home, you know? I would not have bought it otherwise." He shook his head, and straightened up. "But, well... There must always be a rainbow after rain, yes? So, something good must happen soon, right?" He smiled. "Until then, we can only hope things go well for everyone. S-So, uh, how are you... Ava?"

Ava shrugged. "I'm... Fine, I guess. Life is grey, as always..." She crossed her arms, staring down at the ground.

"Grey...? Well, you seem rather sad, my friend. But, you know... I have knowledge of a song that might help turn that frown upside down!" He cleared his throat, and stood up, smiling. "Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad! Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best... You just need to... Always look on the bright side of life!"

[Chaos Crescent]

Ira laughed, shaking her head. "Ah, goodness no! The Empire is radically different from Earth! Did you know that the common Doulas citizen does not wear pants, but instead robes and skirts? In fact, I was a bit shocked when I first came here to see almost everyone walking about wearing them, you know." She smiled, and put on the blue headband.

"About my schedule?... I'm open to discussing with you in the evenings, though I'm also up rather early. I don't usually sleep very long on alien planets after all, so my mornings are also open, though I do prefer evenings or late afternoons since me and Omad are usually trying to contact spacefleet in the midday."

"I always found kilts more comfortable than pants, I can see why robes and skirts really caught on." He chuckles. "Only reason I switched over to pants is because people kept asking what I was wearing under the kilt." Cerril jokes, before looking at his phone briefly. "Would Sunday night work? Tomorrow and the day after are booked for me. My son wants to go see Tokyo those days."

Saren rather abruptly leaps onto Cerril's lap and waves at Ira in a cheery manner.

Cerril sighs slightly. "Speak of the devil and he arrives."

'A cute little devil also you never did wear anything under the kilt.'

[Ava Ire]

Ira laughed, shaking her head. "Ah, goodness no! The Empire is radically different from Earth! Did you know that the common Doulas citizen does not wear pants, but instead robes and skirts? In fact, I was a bit shocked when I first came here to see almost everyone walking about wearing them, you know." She smiled, and put on the blue headband.

"About my schedule?... I'm open to discussing with you in the evenings, though I'm also up rather early. I don't usually sleep very long on alien planets after all, so my mornings are also open, though I do prefer evenings or late afternoons since me and Omad are usually trying to contact spacefleet in the midday."

"I always found kilts more comfortable than pants, I can see why robes and skirts really caught on." He chuckles. "Only reason I switched over to pants is because people kept asking what I was wearing under the kilt." Cerril jokes, before looking at his phone briefly. "Would Sunday night work? Tomorrow and the day after are booked for me. My son wants to go see Tokyo those days."

Saren rather abruptly leaps onto Cerril's lap and waves at Ira in a cheery manner.

Cerril sighs slightly. "Speak of the devil and he arrives."

Ira nodded. "Sunday is fine." She smiled and returned the wave to the small child. "Well hello there!" Ira said to Saren in a bright, friendly voice.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ira nodded. "Sunday is fine." She smiled and returned the wave to the small child. "Well hello there!" Ira said to Saren in a bright, friendly voice.

"Great, I'll make it a date." Cerril puts a little emphasis on date, smirking a slight bit.

Saren grins widely. "Hai! How're you?"

[Ava Ire]

Ava shrugged. "I'm... Fine, I guess. Life is grey, as always..." She crossed her arms, staring down at the ground.

"Grey...? Well, you seem rather sad, my friend. But, you know... I have knowledge of a song that might help turn that frown upside down!" He cleared his throat, and stood up, smiling. "Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad! Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best... You just need to... Always look on the bright side of life!"

Ava gave a confused frown, though she seemed amused nonetheless. "Wha? I've never heard that song before. Did you make it up?" A hint of a smile crept onto her face.

[Barboneia]

"Grey...? Well, you seem rather sad, my friend. But, you know... I have knowledge of a song that might help turn that frown upside down!" He cleared his throat, and stood up, smiling. "Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad! Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best... You just need to... Always look on the bright side of life!"

Ava gave a confused frown, though she seemed amused nonetheless. "Wha? I've never heard that song before. Did you make it up?" A hint of a smile crept onto her face.

"Oh, I wish I were that clever! But alas, no. Monty Python came up with it. You've heard of them, perhaps? They're an English comedy group. Quite funny! It's from one of their movies!"

[Ava Ire]

Ira nodded. "Sunday is fine." She smiled and returned the wave to the small child. "Well hello there!" Ira said to Saren in a bright, friendly voice.

"Great, I'll make it a date." Cerril puts a little emphasis on date, smirking a slight bit.

Saren grins widely. "Hai! How're you?"

"I'm doing great, thanks!" Ira grinned at Cerril. "D'aww, he's so adorable!" she said to him softly.

Ava gave a confused frown, though she seemed amused nonetheless. "Wha? I've never heard that song before. Did you make it up?" A hint of a smile crept onto her face.

"Oh, I wish I were that clever! But alas, no. Monty Python came up with it. You've heard of them, perhaps? They're an English comedy group. Quite funny! It's from one of their movies!"

Ava smiled. "I've only seen about one episode. Haven't really watched them much."

[Barboneia]

"Oh, I wish I were that clever! But alas, no. Monty Python came up with it. You've heard of them, perhaps? They're an English comedy group. Quite funny! It's from one of their movies!"

Ava smiled. "I've only seen about one episode. Haven't really watched them much."

"They're quite funny. The one sketch they did about the gauss freighter worker getting dragged along by a wire attached to the craft was absolutely brilliant." He sighed, and leaned back against the bench. "Hm... Would you care telling me a bit about yourself? If it's not a problem, of course."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"I'm doing great, thanks!" Ira grinned at Cerril. "D'aww, he's so adorable!" she said to him softly.

"Good! Doing great is... uh... great." Saren replies, losing his train of thought for a moment.

Cerril smiles and lightly pats Saren on the head. "Well, he does take after me, can't say I'm surprised he inherited my looks."

[Ava Ire]

Ava smiled. "I've only seen about one episode. Haven't really watched them much."

"They're quite funny. The one sketch they did about the gauss freighter worker getting dragged along by a wire attached to the craft was absolutely brilliant." He sighed, and leaned back against the bench. "Hm... Would you care telling me a bit about yourself? If it's not a problem, of course."

"Oh, about me? Um, well... I'm not from here, for starters... And I think yesterday I told you that I could see magic, right?"

[Barboneia]

"They're quite funny. The one sketch they did about the gauss freighter worker getting dragged along by a wire attached to the craft was absolutely brilliant." He sighed, and leaned back against the bench. "Hm... Would you care telling me a bit about yourself? If it's not a problem, of course."

"Oh, about me? Um, well... I'm not from here, for starters... And I think yesterday I told you that I could see magic, right?"

"Ah, yes, you did! That must be quite amazing! What is it like, hm? I was also wondering, can you perhaps harness it and use it?"

[Ava Ire]

"Oh, about me? Um, well... I'm not from here, for starters... And I think yesterday I told you that I could see magic, right?"

"Ah, yes, you did! That must be quite amazing! What is it like, hm? I was also wondering, can you perhaps harness it and use it?"

Ava nodded. "Yeah, I can use magic. Most of it deals with lava and fire, though I used to have this book that could, um... allow me to cast a bunch of neat spells and contact different spirits. There's, like, a whole world of magic out there."