The Liquid Wallaby - Meanwhile, in the East (Closed)

[Torrocca]

Dom didn't seem to notice her as he continued down the street, presumably to the bus stop at the corner.

A bright red, rather 90's looking Volvo pulled up outside of the Bitter End. What seemed to be muffled Swedish singing came from the radio inside of it. The windows were tinted, and the driver couldn't be seen. The car's engine suddenly turned off, along with the radio.

Ava watched him go. Her attention then turned to the red Volvo that had just pulled up. She put down her book, waiting to see who would emerge from it.

but

what if this is the real world

and the other one's fake

??????????????

(whoa... *MIND-BLOW*

zOMG Torr you just broke the universe

sit in a corner and think of what you've done)

He shrugs it off and looks up. "I was meaning something like a big... space empire, or whatever. Earth history has some raiding nomads show up once in a while to tear things up, could be that there are some... space nomads coming around to destroy things." Cerril hems awkwardly. "... I really need to learn more about space history."

Ira bit her nails nervously. "Oh. Oh no. What if... What if the Armonese? Or even worse, The Reformation!? Oh White Star, what if?"

but

i must tell the rest of the world about the rest of my genius theories no one's thought of before

after all i have an iq of 9001

now kneel and listen peasants

[Barboneia]

Dom didn't seem to notice her as he continued down the street, presumably to the bus stop at the corner.

A bright red, rather 90's looking Volvo pulled up outside of the Bitter End. What seemed to be muffled Swedish singing came from the radio inside of it. The windows were tinted, and the driver couldn't be seen. The car's engine suddenly turned off, along with the radio.

Ava watched him go. Her attention then turned to the red Volvo that had just pulled up. She put down her book, waiting to see who would emerge from it.

The window slowly cranked open, and a lot of smoke poured out of the car, smelling of marijuana. The door then opened quickly and Simon fell out of the car, coughing loudly and clutching his throat. "Oh fuck me! This is worse than when I was in college!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ira bit her nails nervously. "Oh. Oh no. What if... What if the Armonese? Or even worse, The Reformation!? Oh White Star, what if?"

"... I was going to say the lizard people or something, but... yeah, whatever those things are work as well." Cerril stutters a slight bit. "I'll keep an ear out for anything weird happening in space. I'm sure my space program guys would notice if there was something of note happening."

[Ava Ire]

Ava watched him go. Her attention then turned to the red Volvo that had just pulled up. She put down her book, waiting to see who would emerge from it.

The window slowly cranked open, and a lot of smoke poured out of the car, smelling of marijuana. The door then opened quickly and Simon fell out of the car, coughing loudly and clutching his throat. "Oh fuck me! This is worse than when I was in college!"

Ava's eyes widened. "Oh, wow," she mumbled to herself as she watched Simon fall out of the Volvo. She stifled a laugh.

[Barboneia]

The window slowly cranked open, and a lot of smoke poured out of the car, smelling of marijuana. The door then opened quickly and Simon fell out of the car, coughing loudly and clutching his throat. "Oh fuck me! This is worse than when I was in college!"

Ava's eyes widened. "Oh, wow," she mumbled to herself as she watched Simon fall out of the Volvo. She stifled a laugh.

Simon stopped coughing after a bit and breathed heavily, sighing. "Ah... Oxygen..." He slowly climbed off the ground and sat on the bench to Ava's left, somehow not noticing her. He held his head in his hands, groaning. "Well, this is quite the conundrum I've gotten myself into... I should really look into who I'm buying cars from before I get them. Agh... It's going to take days to get that smell out of the upholstery..."

[Ava Ire]

Ira bit her nails nervously. "Oh. Oh no. What if... What if the Armonese? Or even worse, The Reformation!? Oh White Star, what if?"

"... I was going to say the lizard people or something, but... yeah, whatever those things are work as well." Cerril stutters a slight bit. "I'll keep an ear out for anything weird happening in space. I'm sure my space program guys would notice if there was something of note happening."

"Oh them? They're our sworn enemies." Ira nodded. "Th-thanks. Please do keep an ear out. Though I didn't know that there were any lizard people in space. They sound intimidating, surely."

Ava's eyes widened. "Oh, wow," she mumbled to herself as she watched Simon fall out of the Volvo. She stifled a laugh.

Simon stopped coughing after a bit and breathed heavily, sighing. "Ah... Oxygen..." He slowly climbed off the ground and sat on the bench to Ava's left, somehow not noticing her. He held his head in his hands, groaning. "Well, this is quite the conundrum I've gotten myself into... I should really look into who I'm buying cars from before I get them. Agh... It's going to take days to get that smell out of the upholstery..."

Ava just stared at him, wide-eyed. She covered her nose. "Well, this is... surprising..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Oh them? They're our sworn enemies." Ira nodded. "Th-thanks. Please do keep an ear out. Though I didn't know that there were any lizard people in space. They sound intimidating, surely."

Cerril snerks. "That was a joke. There's this thing going around on Earth that crazy people believe, where they think the world governments are run by a conspiracy of alien reptiles. I doubt they actually exist, besides maybe a few scattered dragon people I've seen from time to time."

Cerril hums awkwardly. "So, what sort of job did you have, again? I can't recall if we met before."

[Barboneia]

Simon stopped coughing after a bit and breathed heavily, sighing. "Ah... Oxygen..." He slowly climbed off the ground and sat on the bench to Ava's left, somehow not noticing her. He held his head in his hands, groaning. "Well, this is quite the conundrum I've gotten myself into... I should really look into who I'm buying cars from before I get them. Agh... It's going to take days to get that smell out of the upholstery..."

Ava just stared at him, wide-eyed. She covered her nose. "Well, this is... surprising..."

Simon looked over at her, his eyes also wide. "Oh... Uh... H-Hello, Miss Ire. You... You saw all of that, huh?" He shook his head. "I, uh... I went to buy a car, and I found this guy selling a Volvo! I didn't even know there were Volvos in Japan! But... It turned out he was quite the marijuana aficionado, and had often... Erm... 'vaped' in his car. Resulting in that," he said, pointing at the car, smoke still pouring out of it. Simon noticed Ava covering her nose, and he sniffed his sleeve. He winced. "Eugh... Well, I guess I've got to go burn these clothes now... And get my car cleaned..."

[Ava Ire]

"Oh them? They're our sworn enemies." Ira nodded. "Th-thanks. Please do keep an ear out. Though I didn't know that there were any lizard people in space. They sound intimidating, surely."

Cerril snerks. "That was a joke. There's this thing going around on Earth that crazy people believe, where they think the world governments are run by a conspiracy of alien reptiles. I doubt they actually exist, besides maybe a few scattered dragon people I've seen from time to time."

Cerril hums awkwardly. "So, what sort of job did you have, again? I can't recall if we met before."

"Well, I know that dragons exist here, right?" She reached into her coat pockets and pulled out a bright blue headband. She looked at him. "Oh, what's my occupation? I'm a Stellarist missionary, of course!" said Ira, smiling. "Apart of the Doulas Holy Missionaries. It's a career that requires much traveling to many planets."

[Ava Ire]

Ava just stared at him, wide-eyed. She covered her nose. "Well, this is... surprising..."

Simon looked over at her, his eyes also wide. "Oh... Uh... H-Hello, Miss Ire. You... You saw all of that, huh?" He shook his head. "I, uh... I went to buy a car, and I found this guy selling a Volvo! I didn't even know there were Volvos in Japan! But... It turned out he was quite the marijuana aficionado, and had often... Erm... 'vaped' in his car. Resulting in that," he said, pointing at the car, smoke still pouring out of it. Simon noticed Ava covering her nose, and he sniffed his sleeve. He winced. "Eugh... Well, I guess I've got to go burn these clothes now... And get my car cleaned..."

Ava nodded in agreement. "Ye-yeah, you should probably do that."

[Chaos Crescent]

Upon hearing the mention of dragons he changes into one and goes around flying having an idea to scare some of the populace.

[Barboneia]

Simon looked over at her, his eyes also wide. "Oh... Uh... H-Hello, Miss Ire. You... You saw all of that, huh?" He shook his head. "I, uh... I went to buy a car, and I found this guy selling a Volvo! I didn't even know there were Volvos in Japan! But... It turned out he was quite the marijuana aficionado, and had often... Erm... 'vaped' in his car. Resulting in that," he said, pointing at the car, smoke still pouring out of it. Simon noticed Ava covering her nose, and he sniffed his sleeve. He winced. "Eugh... Well, I guess I've got to go burn these clothes now... And get my car cleaned..."

Ava nodded in agreement. "Ye-yeah, you should probably do that."

Simon took a tissue out of his backpack. He held it over his nose to act as a makeshift gasmask as he got back into his car. He started it back up and made a U-turn... when all of a sudden, a large delivery van slammed into the back of it, blaring it's horn. The much smaller vehicle's back end seemed to crumple like an aluminum can, sending sparks flying everywhere. The truck slammed on it's brakes and both vehicles came to a stop in the middle of the street.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Well, I know that dragons exist here, right?" She reached into her coat pockets and pulled out a bright blue headband. She looked at him. "Oh, what's my occupation? I'm a Stellarist missionary, of course!" said Ira, smiling. "Apart of the Doulas Holy Missionaries. It's a career that requires much traveling to many planets."

"Yeah, but they're not all over the place. There's probably a total of five." He says, shrugging it off. He raises an eyebrow and smirks a bit, some gears working inside his head. "How long are you planning on staying? Or are you hopping off Earth as soon as you get the chance? I might have some time to... well, listen. I know you missionary folk like to talk."

[Ava Ire]

Ava nodded in agreement. "Ye-yeah, you should probably do that."

Simon took a tissue out of his backpack. He held it over his nose to act as a makeshift gasmask as he got back into his car. He started it back up and made a U-turn... when all of a sudden, a large delivery van slammed into the back of it, blaring it's horn. The much smaller vehicle's back end seemed to crumple like an aluminum can, sending sparks flying everywhere. The truck slammed on it's brakes and both vehicles came to a stop in the middle of the street.

Ava gasped. She closed her book and set it down beside her, staring in surprise at the scene as it unfolded. "....Dang..."

[Taigawa]

"Maybe you shouldn't have been a cunt then. I would've just given you a normal coffee." She snerks. "Oh, there might be. Good luck delving into the bogs and wilderness of Ossitain long enough to find the ingredients, though."

"Yeah, fuck that! I'll do something for Cordus, she's a pal! She'll totally help her old friend Dom, right, Cordus?" He looked around expectantly, before glaring. "I SAID 'RIGHT, CORDUS'?!"

Kyrati looked at him....then the other person. "Make him tiny. It'd be funny."

Dom twitched, and glared at her. "I'm already, like, two feet tall, how much tinier could I be?"

"About...say, rodent sized."

[Barboneia]

Simon took a tissue out of his backpack. He held it over his nose to act as a makeshift gasmask as he got back into his car. He started it back up and made a U-turn... when all of a sudden, a large delivery van slammed into the back of it, blaring it's horn. The much smaller vehicle's back end seemed to crumple like an aluminum can, sending sparks flying everywhere. The truck slammed on it's brakes and both vehicles came to a stop in the middle of the street.

Ava gasped. She closed her book and set it down beside her, staring in surprise at the scene as it unfolded. "....Dang..."

Surprisingly, both drivers seemed fine. Simon stumbled out of his car, holding his head, while a large middle aged man hopped out of the van. He began to yell at Simon in Japanese, who merely kept repeating "sorry" sheepishly. Simon wandered back over to the bench and sat down, while the van driver seemed to be calling the police. Simon held his head in his hands once more and groaned.

"Yeah, fuck that! I'll do something for Cordus, she's a pal! She'll totally help her old friend Dom, right, Cordus?" He looked around expectantly, before glaring. "I SAID 'RIGHT, CORDUS'?!"


Dom twitched, and glared at her. "I'm already, like, two feet tall, how much tinier could I be?"

"About...say, rodent sized."

Alexi looked over at her from a table with a raised eyebrow. "...Uh..."

[Ava Ire]

"Well, I know that dragons exist here, right?" She reached into her coat pockets and pulled out a bright blue headband. She looked at him. "Oh, what's my occupation? I'm a Stellarist missionary, of course!" said Ira, smiling. "Apart of the Doulas Holy Missionaries. It's a career that requires much traveling to many planets."

"Yeah, but they're not all over the place. There's probably a total of five." He says, shrugging it off. He raises an eyebrow and smirks a bit, some gears working inside his head. "How long are you planning on staying? Or are you hopping off Earth as soon as you get the chance? I might have some time to... well, listen. I know you missionary folk like to talk."

Ira's eyes lit up at the notion of it. "Well, I did plan on leaving as soon as possible... But if you're willing to learn, I'm also willing to teach you many things. We're not licensed to preach in Japan or anything, so it'd be unofficial really if I were to do so. Hmm, I hope that I could somehow persuade the White Council to start negotiations with the people of Asia..."

Ava gasped. She closed her book and set it down beside her, staring in surprise at the scene as it unfolded. "....Dang..."

Surprisingly, both drivers seemed fine. Simon stumbled out of his car, holding his head, while a large middle aged man hopped out of the van. He began to yell at Simon in Japanese, who merely kept repeating "sorry" sheepishly. Simon wandered back over to the bench and sat down, while the van driver seemed to be calling the police. Simon held his head in his hands once more and groaned.

Ava looked at him, stunned. She finally spoke up. "Wow. Well... So that just happened...."

[Taigawa]

Ava gasped. She closed her book and set it down beside her, staring in surprise at the scene as it unfolded. "....Dang..."

Surprisingly, both drivers seemed fine. Simon stumbled out of his car, holding his head, while a large middle aged man hopped out of the van. He began to yell at Simon in Japanese, who merely kept repeating "sorry" sheepishly. Simon wandered back over to the bench and sat down, while the van driver seemed to be calling the police. Simon held his head in his hands once more and groaned.

"About...say, rodent sized."

Alexi looked over at her from a table with a raised eyebrow. "...Uh..."

"I need a good laugh abd seeing him shrunk that small would be funny....though there are the obvious dangers of having every feline from here to tokyo trying eat you."

[Barboneia]

Surprisingly, both drivers seemed fine. Simon stumbled out of his car, holding his head, while a large middle aged man hopped out of the van. He began to yell at Simon in Japanese, who merely kept repeating "sorry" sheepishly. Simon wandered back over to the bench and sat down, while the van driver seemed to be calling the police. Simon held his head in his hands once more and groaned.

Ava looked at him, stunned. She finally spoke up. "Wow. Well... So that just happened...."

Simon began to cry a bit, although it was muffled. A police car approached the scene, followed by two tow trucks. Two officers stepped out of their car, and one of them went to question the van driver, while another looked at the scene, taking notes.

Surprisingly, both drivers seemed fine. Simon stumbled out of his car, holding his head, while a large middle aged man hopped out of the van. He began to yell at Simon in Japanese, who merely kept repeating "sorry" sheepishly. Simon wandered back over to the bench and sat down, while the van driver seemed to be calling the police. Simon held his head in his hands once more and groaned.


Alexi looked over at her from a table with a raised eyebrow. "...Uh..."

"I need a good laugh abd seeing him shrunk that small would be funny....though there are the obvious dangers of having every feline from here to tokyo trying eat you."

"Oh, yeah, I'm sure you'd be included in that list, huh?" he said, looking a bit disgusted.

[Torrocca]

A somewhat muscular guy, with long, curling, dark hair, a full beard, a red headband wrapped around his head, a tank top, jeans, and boots enters the building and makes his way to the bar.

bestdescriptionofacharacterofalltimeamiriteoramirite

[Ava Ire]

Ava looked at him, stunned. She finally spoke up. "Wow. Well... So that just happened...."

Simon began to cry a bit, although it was muffled. A police car approached the scene, followed by two tow trucks. Two officers stepped out of their car, and one of them went to question the van driver, while another looked at the scene, taking notes.

Ava coughed awkwardly. "Oh, u-um..." She looked over at Simon, though wasn't sure of how to comfort him. She bit her lip, watching the two officers warily.

[Taigawa]

"Hun, if I wanted to eat you I most certainly wouldn't go through that much trouble, since I am already more then capable of doing so....though it would make the affair a lot neater."

Ava looked at him, stunned. She finally spoke up. "Wow. Well... So that just happened...."

Simon began to cry a bit, although it was muffled. A police car approached the scene, followed by two tow trucks. Two officers stepped out of their car, and one of them went to question the van driver, while another looked at the scene, taking notes.

"I need a good laugh abd seeing him shrunk that small would be funny....though there are the obvious dangers of having every feline from here to tokyo trying eat you."

"Oh, yeah, I'm sure you'd be included in that list, huh?" he said, looking a bit disgusted.

[Barboneia]

Simon began to cry a bit, although it was muffled. A police car approached the scene, followed by two tow trucks. Two officers stepped out of their car, and one of them went to question the van driver, while another looked at the scene, taking notes.

Ava coughed awkwardly. "Oh, u-um..." She looked over at Simon, though wasn't sure of how to comfort him. She bit her lip, watching the two officers warily.

The two officers seemed to glance at Simon, before continuing to talk with the van driver. The tow trucks began to hook the crashed vehicles up to take to presumably an impound lot, while the officers began to remove the debris and simply place them off to the side of the road. The van driver glared at Simon, before walking heading down the street, mumbling.

[Barboneia]

"Hun, if I wanted to eat you I most certainly wouldn't go through that much trouble, since I am already more then capable of doing so....though it would make the affair a lot neater."

"'Hun'? One, I'm pretty sure I'm older than you, two, I could put up a pretty good fight, and three... I wouldn't taste good! Too muscly, and spicy! Probably."

[Taigawa]

"Hun, if I wanted to eat you I most certainly wouldn't go through that much trouble, since I am already more then capable of doing so....though it would make the affair a lot neater."

"'Hun'? One, I'm pretty sure I'm older than you, two, I could put up a pretty good fight, and three... I wouldn't taste good! Too muscly, and spicy! Probably."

"Meat all tastes the same to me unless prepared properly...and while you may be able to hurt me, the injuries I could inflict even without implicitly trying to kill you would likely land you in a hospital for days. Oh, and then there's the microbes all my kind harbor so you'd also risk infections."