The Liquid Wallaby - Meanwhile, in the East (Closed)

[Barboneia]

"I'm more amazed you were able to bribe the producers to star in it," he quipped, although his voice was completely monotone and he lacked his usual sarcastic joking-voice.

"Pfft, they paid ME to do this. You have any idea how popular my merchandise is in Japan? They're sellin' Caramehl plushies at every store in Japan!"

Oba suppresses a chuckle from behind the bar. "Yes. EVERY store."

"... The fuck is that supposed to mean?" Caramehl looks back. Oba provides no response.

Dom giggles a bit, sounding like a school girl. "Ooh, I'll have to look into that," he said, giving Caramehl an evil smirk.

[Ava Ire]

Ira shook her head. "I wonder what he did now. I'm surprised Ava doesn't keep him under control more often. He's so extreme. The man even killed himself once, before he came back to life by way of magic, if I recall.. So, I'm assuming he's probably done something quite horrid, though I can't imagine what." She chuckled softly to herself.

"As I hear he punched Ava, or something like that. I'm under the impression that Dom needs some serious psychological help... maybe I should hook him up with my shrink, she's always kept me from going off the wall."

Ira fell silent, her smile entirely gone. She gasped quietly, raising a hand over her mouth in shock. "No... Did he? That's terrible. I never would have imagined," remarked Ira, frowning. "I'm guessing they're not together anymore, mm? That's quite the shocker. They seemed so close..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dom giggles a bit, sounding like a school girl. "Ooh, I'll have to look into that," he said, giving Caramehl an evil smirk.

"I'll smother you to death if I see you with one." She leers over him.

Ira fell silent, her smile entirely gone. She gasped quietly, raising a hand over her mouth in shock. "No... Did he? That's terrible. I never would have imagined," remarked Ira, frowning. "I'm guessing they're not together anymore, mm? That's quite the shocker. They seemed so close..."

"Yeah, can't say I'm surprised if they broke up after something like that." He coughs awkwardly. "Still, feel bad for both of 'em. There aren't exactly a lot of relationship options here."

[Barboneia]

Dom giggles a bit, sounding like a school girl. "Ooh, I'll have to look into that," he said, giving Caramehl an evil smirk.

"I'll smother you to death if I see you with one." She leers over him.

"It wouldn't be such a bad way to go, I feel, especially since it'd be committed by you." He fluttered his eyebrows, before taking out a new, Samsung-esque cellphone out of his phone pocket. It seemed much too large for his hands, and he groaned as he stared at the screen, which consisted entirely of Japanese text. "Shit, I forgot to have the guy at the store set it to English..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"It wouldn't be such a bad way to go, I feel, especially since it'd be committed by you." He fluttered his eyebrows, before taking out a new, Samsung-esque cellphone out of his phone pocket. It seemed much too large for his hands, and he groaned as he stared at the screen, which consisted entirely of Japanese text. "Shit, I forgot to have the guy at the store set it to English..."

"... With the bar rag." She growls before wandering off.

Crysal falls onto the couch shortly afterwards, picking something out of her teeth (again). "You know, I'm just happy she didn't see fit to give you an Arkadacian brew. Otherwise you might be a problem."

[Ava Ire]

Ira fell silent, her smile entirely gone. She gasped quietly, raising a hand over her mouth in shock. "No... Did he? That's terrible. I never would have imagined," remarked Ira, frowning. "I'm guessing they're not together anymore, mm? That's quite the shocker. They seemed so close..."

"Yeah, can't say I'm surprised if they broke up after something like that." He coughs awkwardly. "Still, feel bad for both of 'em. There aren't exactly a lot of relationship options here."

Ira looked around. She sighed heavily. "Yeah. Yeah, there aren't, are there?..."

[Barboneia]

"It wouldn't be such a bad way to go, I feel, especially since it'd be committed by you." He fluttered his eyebrows, before taking out a new, Samsung-esque cellphone out of his phone pocket. It seemed much too large for his hands, and he groaned as he stared at the screen, which consisted entirely of Japanese text. "Shit, I forgot to have the guy at the store set it to English..."

"... With the bar rag." She growls before wandering off.

Crysal walks onto the couch shortly afterwards, picking something out of her teeth (again). "You know, I'm just happy she didn't see fit to give you an Arkadacian brew. Otherwise you might be a problem."

"Why? I wouldn't abuse my newfound strength or height or anything, that'd be wrong! Peter Jackson once said 'with great power comes great responsibility", right? I take that to heart." He grinned, staring up at her from his phone. He had to crane his neck a lot.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ira looked around. She sighed heavily. "Yeah. Yeah, there aren't, are there?..."

"I mean, mostly because almost all of them are awful. Especially in my case, half the people here are my relatives." He chuckles just a bit.

"Why? I wouldn't abuse my newfound strength or height or anything, that'd be wrong! Peter Jackson once said 'with great power comes great responsibility", right? I take that to heart." He grinned, staring up at her from his phone. He had to crane his neck a lot.

"I'm pretty sure it was a comic book character that said that, not a film director." She glances down at him, flipping through the television channels before some legitimately awful J-Pop starts playing, and an animated version of Crysal appears on the screen.

"... Those mad bastards." She grits her teeth with disgust.

And then said animated version begins speaking with a high pitched, school-girl esque voice.

"You really did it." She approaches the screen before falling to her knees, slamming her fist onto the floor. "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT! GODDAMN YOU! ... GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" She picks up the television and throws it out the window, screaming incoherently.

Adri watches the television fly out the window and tumble down a nearby hill, a confused expression on her face as she simply looks back to where it used to be. "You know, I'm just pissed off I wasn't featured in it. What the hell?"

[Chaos Crescent]

He kept drinking coffee and listening to the going ons having nothing better to do as per usual.

[Torrocca]

Torr wakes up on the ground, still in his armor.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Torr wakes up on the ground, still in his armor.

Someone's spilled pink paint on it.

[Barboneia]

"Why? I wouldn't abuse my newfound strength or height or anything, that'd be wrong! Peter Jackson once said 'with great power comes great responsibility", right? I take that to heart." He grinned, staring up at her from his phone. He had to crane his neck a lot.

"I'm pretty sure it was a comic book character that said that, not a film director." She glances down at him, flipping through the television channels before some legitimately awful J-Pop starts playing, and an animated version of Crysal appears on the screen.

"... Those mad bastards." She grits her teeth with disgust.

And then said animated version begins speaking with a high pitched, school-girl esque voice.

"You really did it." She approaches the screen before falling to her knees, slamming her fist onto the floor. "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT! GODDAMN YOU! ... GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" She picks up the television and throws it out the window, screaming incoherently.

Adri watches the television fly out the window and tumble down a nearby hill, a confused expression on her face as she simply looks back to where it used to be. "You know, I'm just pissed off I wasn't featured in it. What the hell?"

Dom sniffed, and looked a bit annoyed. "I was watching that, you horned fuck." He shook his head, and got up. He brushed his suit off once more, and went outside, humming.

[Ava Ire]

Ira looked around. She sighed heavily. "Yeah. Yeah, there aren't, are there?..."

"I mean, mostly because almost all of them are awful. Especially in my case, half the people here are my relatives." He chuckles just a bit.

"Why? I wouldn't abuse my newfound strength or height or anything, that'd be wrong! Peter Jackson once said 'with great power comes great responsibility", right? I take that to heart." He grinned, staring up at her from his phone. He had to crane his neck a lot.

"I'm pretty sure it was a comic book character that said that, not a film director." She glances down at him, flipping through the television channels before some legitimately awful J-Pop starts playing, and an animated version of Crysal appears on the screen.

"... Those mad bastards." She grits her teeth with disgust.

And then said animated version begins speaking with a high pitched, school-girl esque voice.

"You really did it." She approaches the screen before falling to her knees, slamming her fist onto the floor. "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT! GODDAMN YOU! ... GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" She picks up the television and throws it out the window, screaming incoherently.

Adri watches the television fly out the window and tumble down a nearby hill, a confused expression on her face as she simply looks back to where it used to be. "You know, I'm just pissed off I wasn't featured in it. What the hell?"

Ira shook her head. "If only I could somehow get back home... I've met up with Omad the other day. He tried contacting spacefleet, but there's been no response as of late, so I suppose we're stuck here until they answer..." She stopped, however, as the television went whizzing by. Ira looked in its direction, confused. "What the?..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dom sniffed, and looked a bit annoyed. "I was watching that, you horned fuck." He shook his head, and got up. He brushed his suit off once more, and went outside, humming.

Crysal then kicks the door open shortly after, probably going out to kill someone.

Ira shook her head. "If only I could somehow get back home... I've met up with Omad the other day. He tried contacting spacefleet, but there's been no response as of late, so I suppose we're stuck here until they answer..." She stopped, however, as the television went whizzing by. Ira looked in its direction, confused. "What the?..."

"Might've been something big happened on the homefront. I mean, I've got no knowledge on what the hell is happening in space, but they very easily could've stumbled into something that required their urgent attentio-"

He looks out the broken window as the television tumbles down the hill. "... I think Crysal found out they made an anime about her."

[Ava Ire]

"I'm pretty sure it was a comic book character that said that, not a film director." She glances down at him, flipping through the television channels before some legitimately awful J-Pop starts playing, and an animated version of Crysal appears on the screen.

"... Those mad bastards." She grits her teeth with disgust.

And then said animated version begins speaking with a high pitched, school-girl esque voice.

"You really did it." She approaches the screen before falling to her knees, slamming her fist onto the floor. "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT! GODDAMN YOU! ... GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" She picks up the television and throws it out the window, screaming incoherently.

Adri watches the television fly out the window and tumble down a nearby hill, a confused expression on her face as she simply looks back to where it used to be. "You know, I'm just pissed off I wasn't featured in it. What the hell?"

Dom sniffed, and looked a bit annoyed. "I was watching that, you horned fuck." He shook his head, and got up. He brushed his suit off once more, and went outside, humming.

Ava happened to be outside as well. She was seated at the bench, reading a rather large book. She was wearing a soft burgundy scarf, occasionally glancing up at the sky.

[Torrocca]

Torr wakes up on the ground, still in his armor.

Someone's spilled pink paint on it.

Through the divine means of the Torroccan Gods, it has remained pure and unsullied.

[Chaos Crescent]

Torr wakes up on the ground, still in his armor.

Someone's spilled pink paint on it.

And an animal pissed on it.

[Barboneia]

Dom sniffed, and looked a bit annoyed. "I was watching that, you horned fuck." He shook his head, and got up. He brushed his suit off once more, and went outside, humming.

Ava happened to be outside as well. She was seated at the bench, reading a rather large book. She was wearing a soft burgundy scarf, occasionally glancing up at the sky.

Dom didn't seem to notice her as he continued down the street, presumably to the bus stop at the corner.

A bright red, rather 90's looking Volvo pulled up outside of the Bitter End. What seemed to be muffled Swedish singing came from the radio inside of it. The windows were tinted, and the driver couldn't be seen. The car's engine suddenly turned off, along with the radio.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Through the divine means of the Torroccan Gods, it has remained pure and unsullied.

Torr I swear to fuck if you can't even handle pink paint on some armor you're going to be horribly surprised when you see the real world.

[Ava Ire]

Ira shook her head. "If only I could somehow get back home... I've met up with Omad the other day. He tried contacting spacefleet, but there's been no response as of late, so I suppose we're stuck here until they answer..." She stopped, however, as the television went whizzing by. Ira looked in its direction, confused. "What the?..."

"Might've been something big happened on the homefront. I mean, I've got no knowledge on what the hell is happening in space, but they very easily could've stumbled into something that required their urgent attentio-"

He looks out the broken window as the television tumbles down the hill. "... I think Crysal found out they made an anime about her."

"...Well then, that's uh... No comment on that." Ira shook her head. "Anyways, I honestly hope nothing serious has gone down. This region of space is known for being a backwater region, so I wouldn't think that there'd be many raiders or scavengers around. Still, though, there's always the possibility," admitted Ira, looking suddenly very worried.

[Torrocca]

Through the divine means of the Torroccan Gods, it has remained pure and unsullied.

Torr I swear to fuck if you can't even handle pink paint on some armor you're going to be horribly surprised when you see the real world.

but

what if this is the real world

and the other one's fake

??????????????

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"...Well then, that's uh... No comment on that." Ira shook her head. "Anyways, I honestly hope nothing serious has gone down. This region of space is known for being a backwater region, so I wouldn't think that there'd be many raiders or scavengers around. Still, though, there's always the possibility," admitted Ira, looking suddenly very worried.

He shrugs it off and looks up. "I was meaning something like a big... space empire, or whatever. Earth history has some raiding nomads show up once in a while to tear things up, could be that there are some... space nomads coming around to destroy things." Cerril hems awkwardly. "... I really need to learn more about space history."

but

what if this is the real world

and the other one's fake

??????????????

torr you're dodging my criticisms like keanu reeves dodges bullets

stop it

[Torrocca]

"...Well then, that's uh... No comment on that." Ira shook her head. "Anyways, I honestly hope nothing serious has gone down. This region of space is known for being a backwater region, so I wouldn't think that there'd be many raiders or scavengers around. Still, though, there's always the possibility," admitted Ira, looking suddenly very worried.

He shrugs it off and looks up. "I was meaning something like a big... space empire, or whatever. Earth history has some raiding nomads show up once in a while to tear things up, could be that there are some... space nomads coming around to destroy things." Cerril hems awkwardly. "... I really need to learn more about space history."

but

what if this is the real world

and the other one's fake

??????????????

torr you're dodging my criticisms like keanu reeves dodges bullets

stop it

i mean

i wouldnt care as much if something else had happened

but instead you went with the ridiculous fucking pink paint

of all things

[Chaos Crescent]

"...Well then, that's uh... No comment on that." Ira shook her head. "Anyways, I honestly hope nothing serious has gone down. This region of space is known for being a backwater region, so I wouldn't think that there'd be many raiders or scavengers around. Still, though, there's always the possibility," admitted Ira, looking suddenly very worried.

He shrugs it off and looks up. "I was meaning something like a big... space empire, or whatever. Earth history has some raiding nomads show up once in a while to tear things up, could be that there are some... space nomads coming around to destroy things." Cerril hems awkwardly. "... I really need to learn more about space history."

but

what if this is the real world

and the other one's fake

??????????????

torr you're dodging my criticisms like keanu reeves dodges bullets

stop it

But if he does then he's sick and d-.....nevermind.

[Ava Ire]

Ava happened to be outside as well. She was seated at the bench, reading a rather large book. She was wearing a soft burgundy scarf, occasionally glancing up at the sky.

Dom didn't seem to notice her as he continued down the street, presumably to the bus stop at the corner.

A bright red, rather 90's looking Volvo pulled up outside of the Bitter End. What seemed to be muffled Swedish singing came from the radio inside of it. The windows were tinted, and the driver couldn't be seen. The car's engine suddenly turned off, along with the radio.

Ava watched him go. Her attention then turned to the red Volvo that had just pulled up. She put down her book, waiting to see who would emerge from it.

Torr I swear to fuck if you can't even handle pink paint on some armor you're going to be horribly surprised when you see the real world.

but

what if this is the real world

and the other one's fake

??????????????

(whoa... *MIND-BLOW*

zOMG Torr you just broke the universe

sit in a corner and think of what you've done)

"...Well then, that's uh... No comment on that." Ira shook her head. "Anyways, I honestly hope nothing serious has gone down. This region of space is known for being a backwater region, so I wouldn't think that there'd be many raiders or scavengers around. Still, though, there's always the possibility," admitted Ira, looking suddenly very worried.

He shrugs it off and looks up. "I was meaning something like a big... space empire, or whatever. Earth history has some raiding nomads show up once in a while to tear things up, could be that there are some... space nomads coming around to destroy things." Cerril hems awkwardly. "... I really need to learn more about space history."

Ira bit her nails nervously. "Oh. Oh no. What if... What if the Armonese? Or even worse, The Reformation!? Oh White Star, what if?"