The Liquid Wallaby - Meanwhile, in the East (Closed)

[Barboneia]

Dom turned onto his back and glared up at her. "Well, fuck you, too! Turn me back to a human!"

"You're giving me literally no incentive to turn you back to normal."

"W-Well, if you don't, I'll stab you, huh? I'll stab you! I'll get a knife, and stab you in the chest, you fuck! And then... Well, then you wouldn't be able to help me turn back because you'd be dead... Shit! Fuck you!" He sat up, rubbing his head.

[Taigawa]

Dom turned onto his back and glared up at her. "Well, fuck you, too! Turn me back to a human!"

"You're giving me literally no incentive to turn you back to normal."

Kyrati looked at him....then the other person. "Make him tiny. It'd be funny."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"You're giving me literally no incentive to turn you back to normal."

"W-Well, if you don't, I'll stab you, huh? I'll stab you! I'll get a knife, and stab you in the chest, you fuck! And then... Well, then you wouldn't be able to help me turn back because you'd be dead... Shit! Fuck you!" He sat up, rubbing his head.

"Exactly. You can't win, Dom." She leans down and slowly pats him on the head with a stick. "You shouldn't have made fun of my coffee."

[Barboneia]

"W-Well, if you don't, I'll stab you, huh? I'll stab you! I'll get a knife, and stab you in the chest, you fuck! And then... Well, then you wouldn't be able to help me turn back because you'd be dead... Shit! Fuck you!" He sat up, rubbing his head.

"Exactly. You can't win, Dom." She leans down and slowly pats him on the head with a stick. "You shouldn't have made fun of my coffee."

Dom cringed as she patted him and he groaned. He stood up, brushing himself off. "Well, I did say the one you made me was good, but then it fucking turned me into a rabbit!" He sighed. "There has to be some way that doesn't involve giving you money or doing something for you that'd get me back to normal size."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dom cringed as she patted him and he groaned. He stood up, brushing himself off. "Well, I did say the one you made me was good, but then it fucking turned me into a rabbit!" He sighed. "There has to be some way that doesn't involve giving you money or doing something for you that'd get me back to normal size."

"Maybe you shouldn't have been a cunt then. I would've just given you a normal coffee." She snerks. "Oh, there might be. Good luck delving into the bogs and wilderness of Ossitain long enough to find the ingredients, though."

Ira was seated at the bar, a tall glass of water on the table in front of her. She seemed to be daydreaming.

Cerril is coincidentally sitting next to her, reading some sort of book.

[Barboneia]

Dom cringed as she patted him and he groaned. He stood up, brushing himself off. "Well, I did say the one you made me was good, but then it fucking turned me into a rabbit!" He sighed. "There has to be some way that doesn't involve giving you money or doing something for you that'd get me back to normal size."

"Maybe you shouldn't have been a cunt then. I would've just given you a normal coffee." She snerks. "Oh, there might be. Good luck delving into the bogs and wilderness of Ossitain long enough to find the ingredients, though."

"Yeah, fuck that! I'll do something for Cordus, she's a pal! She'll totally help her old friend Dom, right, Cordus?" He looked around expectantly, before glaring. "I SAID 'RIGHT, CORDUS'?!"

"You're giving me literally no incentive to turn you back to normal."

Kyrati looked at him....then the other person. "Make him tiny. It'd be funny."

Dom twitched, and glared at her. "I'm already, like, two feet tall, how much tinier could I be?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Yeah, fuck that! I'll do something for Cordus, she's a pal! She'll totally help her old friend Dom, right, Cordus?" He looked around expectantly, before glaring. "I SAID 'RIGHT, CORDUS'?!"

Cordus poofs into existence right above Dom, grinning like the Cheshire cat. "Nah. Like, seriously, you punched your girlfriend? I oughta add a little insult cherry onto this cake of punishment." She poofs out of existence shortly after.

Vess looks off to the side and hums lazily. "Really, all you'd have to do is advertise for me for a month. Is that so unbearably difficult?"

[Ava Ire]

Dom cringed as she patted him and he groaned. He stood up, brushing himself off. "Well, I did say the one you made me was good, but then it fucking turned me into a rabbit!" He sighed. "There has to be some way that doesn't involve giving you money or doing something for you that'd get me back to normal size."

"Maybe you shouldn't have been a cunt then. I would've just given you a normal coffee." She snerks. "Oh, there might be. Good luck delving into the bogs and wilderness of Ossitain long enough to find the ingredients, though."

Ira was seated at the bar, a tall glass of water on the table in front of her. She seemed to be daydreaming.

Cerril is coincidentally sitting next to her, reading some sort of book.

Ira looked over at Cerril. "What book might that be?"

[Barboneia]

"Yeah, fuck that! I'll do something for Cordus, she's a pal! She'll totally help her old friend Dom, right, Cordus?" He looked around expectantly, before glaring. "I SAID 'RIGHT, CORDUS'?!"

Cordus poofs into existence right above Dom, grinning like the Cheshire cat. "Nah. Like, seriously, you punched your girlfriend? I oughta add a little insult cherry onto this cake of punishment." She poofs out of existence shortly after.

Vess looks off to the side and hums lazily. "Really, all you'd have to do is advertise for me for a month. Is that so unbearably difficult?"

Dom's face seemed to turn a shade of red. "I DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN IT, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" He huffed, and folded his arms, sitting down on a chair. "Yes... It would be difficult. I'm an accountant, not an actor! I don't advertise shit. If you need me to do your taxes, than yes, I'd be happy to do that."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ira looked over at Cerril. "What book might that be?"

"'The Escapades of Kaeski'. It's a collection of journals from an Iracusian explorer, back in the age of exploration. He was the first Arkadacian to step on Canadian soil." He mutters. "I'm trying to see if I can figure out where he died. He dropped off the map in 1509, I'm trying to pick up the trail."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dom's face seemed to turn a shade of red. "I DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN IT, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" He huffed, and folded his arms, sitting down on a chair. "Yes... It would be difficult. I'm an accountant, not an actor! I don't advertise shit. If you need me to do your taxes, than yes, I'd be happy to do that."

"... You accidentally punched someone. I'll buy that for a dollar." Vess snickers and leans forward. "Nah. Taxes aren't embarassing enough. You gotta dance around with a little sign and speak with the squeaky accent and tell people how great my coffee is."

[Ava Ire]

Ira looked over at Cerril. "What book might that be?"

"'The Escapades of Kaeski'. It's a collection of journals from an Iracusian explorer, back in the age of exploration. He was the first Arkadacian to step on Canadian soil." He mutters. "I'm trying to see if I can figure out where he died. He dropped off the map in 1509, I'm trying to pick up the trail."

"Huh. Sounds interesting, at least..." She looked up, and peered over to where Dominic and Vess were. She raised an eyebrow. "I wonder what's going on over there with them?... Something insane, I assume," observed Ira.

[Barboneia]

Dom's face seemed to turn a shade of red. "I DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN IT, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" He huffed, and folded his arms, sitting down on a chair. "Yes... It would be difficult. I'm an accountant, not an actor! I don't advertise shit. If you need me to do your taxes, than yes, I'd be happy to do that."

"... You accidentally punched someone. I'll buy that for a dollar." Vess snickers and leans forward. "Nah. Taxes aren't embarassing enough. You gotta dance around with a little sign and speak with the squeaky accent and tell people how great my coffee is."

Dom looked at Vess with pleading eyes. "Oh, please, please! Come on, I'll do forms, I'll write papers, I'll become your own personal fucking secretary! Anything but advertising!"

[Chaos Crescent]

Drake pops up for somewhere and goes about looking for coffee and ice cream cause why the fuck not.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"'The Escapades of Kaeski'. It's a collection of journals from an Iracusian explorer, back in the age of exploration. He was the first Arkadacian to step on Canadian soil." He mutters. "I'm trying to see if I can figure out where he died. He dropped off the map in 1509, I'm trying to pick up the trail."

"Huh. Sounds interesting, at least..." She looked up, and peered over to where Dominic and Vess were. She raised an eyebrow. "I wonder what's going on over there with them?... Something insane, I assume," observed Ira.

Cerril glances back over there and chuckles. "Oh, funny story. Vess has these... magical brews that can change your species. I guess Dom must've pissed her off to the point she didn't tell him about that part."

Dom looked at Vess with pleading eyes. "Oh, please, please! Come on, I'll do forms, I'll write papers, I'll become your own personal fucking secretary! Anything but advertising!"

"Nope. Not gonna happen. You're gonna suffer like that forever."

[Barboneia]

Dom looked at Vess with pleading eyes. "Oh, please, please! Come on, I'll do forms, I'll write papers, I'll become your own personal fucking secretary! Anything but advertising!"

"Nope. Not gonna happen. You're gonna suffer like that forever."

"Well, fine then! I'll make plans to move to Culdranthine instead of Moscow, I'll change my identity, and I'll live a happy life away from you fucks!" He grumbled and walked away, seething.

[Chaos Crescent]

"Huh. Sounds interesting, at least..." She looked up, and peered over to where Dominic and Vess were. She raised an eyebrow. "I wonder what's going on over there with them?... Something insane, I assume," observed Ira.

Cerril glances back over there and chuckles. "Oh, funny story. Vess has these... magical brews that can change your species. I guess Dom must've pissed her off to the point she didn't tell him about that part."

Dom looked at Vess with pleading eyes. "Oh, please, please! Come on, I'll do forms, I'll write papers, I'll become your own personal fucking secretary! Anything but advertising!"

"Nope. Not gonna happen. You're gonna suffer like that forever."

'Oi, Lady Vess. May I have a double of your coffee with a side of you?'

Was obviously joking about the last part.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Nope. Not gonna happen. You're gonna suffer like that forever."

"Well, fine then! I'll make plans to move to Culdranthine instead of Moscow, I'll change my identity, and I'll live a happy life away from you fucks!" He grumbled and walked away, seething.

"Great plan. I'm sure they'd love having you around."

'Oi, Lady Vess. May I have a double of your coffee with a side of you?'

Was obviously joking about the last part.

"Sorry, I stopped having sales on sex a while ago." She snerks. "Yeah, help yourself. Coffee maker's already running."

[Barboneia]

"Well, fine then! I'll make plans to move to Culdranthine instead of Moscow, I'll change my identity, and I'll live a happy life away from you fucks!" He grumbled and walked away, seething.

"Great plan. I'm sure they'd love having you around."

"I'd have a different personality with my new identity, they wouldn't know who I really was!" he said, sitting down on a couch in front of the TV.

[Chaos Crescent]

"Sorry, I stopped having sales on sex a while ago." She snerks. "Yeah, help yourself. Coffee maker's already running."

'Well damn, I missed my chance. No chance it'll happen again?'

Laughs and gets himself coffee.

'Much thanks.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Great plan. I'm sure they'd love having you around."

"I'd have a different personality with my new identity, they wouldn't know who I really was!" he said, sitting down on a couch in front of the TV.

"You wouldn't fit in."

The television appears to be airing a bizarre advertisement for a car involving rainbows, explosions, and Caramehl elbow-dropping a sumo wrestler before grinning at the camera. She pops up behind the couch and blinks. "Y'know, the best part is that they didn't even fuckin' use the footage where I was driving it."

[Barboneia]

"I'd have a different personality with my new identity, they wouldn't know who I really was!" he said, sitting down on a couch in front of the TV.

"You wouldn't fit in."

The television appears to be airing a bizarre advertisement for a car involving rainbows, explosions, and Caramehl elbow-dropping a sumo wrestler before grinning at the camera. She pops up behind the couch and blinks. "Y'know, the best part is that they didn't even fuckin' use the footage where I was driving it."

"I'm more amazed you were able to bribe the producers to star in it," he quipped, although his voice was completely monotone and he lacked his usual sarcastic joking-voice.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"I'm more amazed you were able to bribe the producers to star in it," he quipped, although his voice was completely monotone and he lacked his usual sarcastic joking-voice.

"Pfft, they paid ME to do this. You have any idea how popular my merchandise is in Japan? They're sellin' Caramehl plushies at every store in Japan!"

Oba suppresses a chuckle from behind the bar. "Yes. EVERY store."

"... The fuck is that supposed to mean?" Caramehl looks back. Oba provides no response.

[Ava Ire]

"Huh. Sounds interesting, at least..." She looked up, and peered over to where Dominic and Vess were. She raised an eyebrow. "I wonder what's going on over there with them?... Something insane, I assume," observed Ira.

Cerril glances back over there and chuckles. "Oh, funny story. Vess has these... magical brews that can change your species. I guess Dom must've pissed her off to the point she didn't tell him about that part."

Ira shook her head. "I wonder what he did now. I'm surprised Ava doesn't keep him under control more often. He's so extreme. The man even killed himself once, before he came back to life by way of magic, if I recall.. So, I'm assuming he's probably done something quite horrid, though I can't imagine what." She chuckled softly to herself.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ira shook her head. "I wonder what he did now. I'm surprised Ava doesn't keep him under control more often. He's so extreme. The man even killed himself once, before he came back to life by way of magic, if I recall.. So, I'm assuming he's probably done something quite horrid, though I can't imagine what." She chuckled softly to herself.

"As I hear he punched Ava, or something like that. I'm under the impression that Dom needs some serious psychological help... maybe I should hook him up with my shrink, she's always kept me from going off the wall."