The Liquid Wallaby - Meanwhile, in the East (Closed)

[Torrocca]

"I'm quite aware. However, today's a pretty important day in Torrocca - simply put, today's celebrated as the day of the Torroccan nation's founding. The modest people just wear a bronze face mask - something popular of the knights of Torrocca," Torr replies, his voice echoing oddly through the face mask of his.

"So you just pulled it out of your arse, then? Do you have like, a magic... armor making machine? Because I'd kill for something like that. Do you know how much of a bitch it is to actually work for all these coffee ingredients?"

"No; this is the... err... twenty fifth... iteration of my family's ceremonial armor. I had it delivered here from Torrocca."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"So you just pulled it out of your arse, then? Do you have like, a magic... armor making machine? Because I'd kill for something like that. Do you know how much of a bitch it is to actually work for all these coffee ingredients?"

"No; this is the... err... twenty fifth... iteration of my family's ceremonial armor. I had it delivered here from Torrocca."

"So you shipped your family's armor all the way over here despite nobody in Japan possibly caring about your particular holiday and thus wasting a bunch of money on shipping for no reason other than 'it's a holiday'." Vess huffs. "I wish I had the money to waste on such frivolous things."

[Torrocca]

"No; this is the... err... twenty fifth... iteration of my family's ceremonial armor. I had it delivered here from Torrocca."

"So you shipped your family's armor all the way over here despite nobody in Japan possibly caring about your particular holiday and thus wasting a bunch of money on shipping for no reason other than 'it's a holiday'." Vess huffs. "I wish I had the money to waste on such frivolous things."

"It's more than a holiday - it's a historical event on par with the independence of America or the rise of the Roman Empire. All Torroccans celebrate it; it's literally infused in our culture."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"So you shipped your family's armor all the way over here despite nobody in Japan possibly caring about your particular holiday and thus wasting a bunch of money on shipping for no reason other than 'it's a holiday'." Vess huffs. "I wish I had the money to waste on such frivolous things."

"It's more than a holiday - it's a historical event on par with the independence of America or the rise of the Roman Empire. All Torroccans celebrate it; it's literally infused in our culture."

"Yeah, but... like, there's less Torroccans here than there are black people at a KKK convention."

[Torrocca]

"It's more than a holiday - it's a historical event on par with the independence of America or the rise of the Roman Empire. All Torroccans celebrate it; it's literally infused in our culture."

"Yeah, but... like, there's less Torroccans here than there are black people at a KKK convention."

Torr just shrugs, which rattles the chainmail bits of his armor and several of the decorations. "A king's gotta represent his country one way or another. Even if one of those ways involves brutally beating the crap out of a small city's worth of police officers."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Torr just shrugs, which rattles the chainmail bits of his armor and several of the decorations. "A king's gotta represent his country one way or another. Even if one of those ways involves brutally beating the crap out of a small city's worth of police officers."

"Oh, yes, because being a raging asshole really leaves a good impression. Just beat the shit out of the city police! The rest of the world will love you. What a fantastic cultural diplomat you are. Even Crysal of all people makes a better first impression than you, and I'm pretty sure she's inspired more terrifying mythology than anyone else on the planet!"

[Torrocca]

Torr just shrugs, which rattles the chainmail bits of his armor and several of the decorations. "A king's gotta represent his country one way or another. Even if one of those ways involves brutally beating the crap out of a small city's worth of police officers."

"Oh, yes, because being a raging asshole really leaves a good impression. Just beat the shit out of the city police! The rest of the world will love you. What a fantastic cultural diplomat you are. Even Crysal of all people makes a better first impression than you, and I'm pretty sure she's inspired more terrifying mythology than anyone else on the planet!"

Torr shrugs again, saying, "well, look at it this way - if the king's kicking plenty of ass by himself, then what the fuck are the others going to do? It's simple psychology, after all. If they fear enough, they won't do anything."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Torr shrugs again, saying, "well, look at it this way - if the king's kicking plenty of ass by himself, then what the fuck are the others going to do? It's simple psychology, after all. If they fear enough, they won't do anything."

"Y'know fear leads to hate, right? If people are afraid of you they aren't really going to like you. If people don't like you, they're going to stab you."

[Torrocca]

Torr shrugs again, saying, "well, look at it this way - if the king's kicking plenty of ass by himself, then what the fuck are the others going to do? It's simple psychology, after all. If they fear enough, they won't do anything."

"Y'know fear leads to hate, right? If people are afraid of you they aren't really going to like you. If people don't like you, they're going to stab you."

"I've had worse."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Y'know fear leads to hate, right? If people are afraid of you they aren't really going to like you. If people don't like you, they're going to stab you."

"I've had worse."

"... You're a dipshit." She mutters, starting up her coffee maker.

[Torrocca]

"I've had worse."

"... You're a dipshit." She mutters, starting up her coffee maker.

"Give me a week and I'll be a shining paragon of good virtue and heroism."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... You're a dipshit." She mutters, starting up her coffee maker.

"Give me a week and I'll be a shining paragon of good virtue and heroism."

"No, you'll still be running amok thinking you're the second coming."

[Torrocca]

"Give me a week and I'll be a shining paragon of good virtue and heroism."

"No, you'll still be running amok thinking you're the second coming."

"... I've never thought I was the second coming? I don't even practice Christian beliefs, for fuck sake."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... I've never thought I was the second coming? I don't even practice Christian beliefs, for fuck sake."

"... Good god, even Saren is less hardheaded than you."

[Torrocca]

"... I've never thought I was the second coming? I don't even practice Christian beliefs, for fuck sake."

"... Good god, even Saren is less hardheaded than you."

"... Dude, seriously. I don't think that way."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... Good god, even Saren is less hardheaded than you."

"... Dude, seriously. I don't think that way."

"You're proving my point right now."

[Torrocca]

"... Dude, seriously. I don't think that way."

"You're proving my point right now."

"What? How?!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"You're proving my point right now."

"What? How?!"

"Exactly."

[Torrocca]

"What? How?!"

"Exactly."

"Okay, you're just fucking with me. Got it."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Saren sits on Crysal's shoulders, deciding he rather likes the view from up there.

Vess looks like she's half asleep, leaning over her coffee cart with a dazed expression.

And, well, I suppose Caramehl and Este are playing flutes in the corner. Much to everyone's dismay.

[Ava Ire]

Ira was seated at the bar, a tall glass of water on the table in front of her. She seemed to be daydreaming.

[Barboneia]

Vess looks like she's half asleep, leaning over her coffee cart with a dazed expression.

Dom slowly snuck up behind her, clutching a glass mug tightly. He tried to jump up and hit her over the head, but couldn't reach, mostly due to his stubby Culdranth-legs. He grumbled and dragged a chair over. He climbed onto it and jumped off, smashing the mug over Vess' head before falling to the ground in a shower of glass. "Agh!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Vess looks like she's half asleep, leaning over her coffee cart with a dazed expression.

Dom slowly snuck up behind her, clutching a glass mug tightly. He tried to jump up and hit her over the head, but couldn't reach, mostly due to his stubby Culdranth-legs. He grumbled and dragged a chair over. He climbed onto it and jumped off, smashing the mug over Vess' head before falling to the ground in a shower of glass. "Agh!"

Thanks to her hat... it really doesn't do that much, and she squints down at him with a bemused expression. "Good going."

[Barboneia]

Dom slowly snuck up behind her, clutching a glass mug tightly. He tried to jump up and hit her over the head, but couldn't reach, mostly due to his stubby Culdranth-legs. He grumbled and dragged a chair over. He climbed onto it and jumped off, smashing the mug over Vess' head before falling to the ground in a shower of glass. "Agh!"

Thanks to her hat... it really doesn't do that much, and she squints down at him with a bemused expression. "Good going."

Dom turned onto his back and glared up at her. "Well, fuck you, too! Turn me back to a human!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Thanks to her hat... it really doesn't do that much, and she squints down at him with a bemused expression. "Good going."

Dom turned onto his back and glared up at her. "Well, fuck you, too! Turn me back to a human!"

"You're giving me literally no incentive to turn you back to normal."