The Liquid Wallaby - Meanwhile, in the East (Closed)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dom sniffed. "Hm. Yes, that sounds like a good idea to me. Perhaps I can find a nice Japanese woman. A massage specialist, preferably." He sighs, a dreamy look on his face.

"I mean, you might be able to manage it... Culdranth are pretty popular. You just need to work the 'cute' angle, y'know? You gotta be adorable yet dignified." Saren runs past the two, chasing after a small dog. "You gotta be like a combination of Saren and his dad...mom...thing. Raw precious yet serious."

Not as controversial as an absolute dicktator, though.

"Why bother questioning it when I can handle it through pure, unstoppable brute force?"

You seem to have forgotten Cerril's 'i'm going to sleep with everything phase'. That has only experienced a remission, not died.

"Unstoppable brute force is something best left to the past."

Cordus hangs from her tail above Torr, grinning maniacally and snapping her fingers. Near-instantly, Torr's unstoppable brute force is taken away from him. "Live a little on the non-plot-armory side of life! And be glad I didn't turn you into a hamster. Seriously, matey. Plot armor was like... overused before I was written into existence."

[Chaos Crescent]

Dom sniffed. "Hm. Yes, that sounds like a good idea to me. Perhaps I can find a nice Japanese woman. A massage specialist, preferably." He sighs, a dreamy look on his face.

"I mean, you might be able to manage it... Culdranth are pretty popular. You just need to work the 'cute' angle, y'know? You gotta be adorable yet dignified." Saren runs past the two, chasing after a small dog. "You gotta be like a combination of Saren and his dad...mom...thing. Raw precious yet serious."

Not as controversial as an absolute dicktator, though.

"Why bother questioning it when I can handle it through pure, unstoppable brute force?"

You seem to have forgotten Cerril's 'i'm going to sleep with everything phase'. That has only experienced a remission, not died.

"Unstoppable brute force is something best left to the past."

Cordus hangs from her tail above Torr, grinning maniacally and snapping her fingers. Near-instantly, Torr's unstoppable brute force is taken away from him. "Live a little on the non-plot-armory side of life! And be glad I didn't turn you into a hamster. Seriously, matey. Plot armor was like... overused before I was written into existence."

'Oi, Cordus. Thanks!'

[Barboneia]

Dom sniffed. "Hm. Yes, that sounds like a good idea to me. Perhaps I can find a nice Japanese woman. A massage specialist, preferably." He sighs, a dreamy look on his face.

"I mean, you might be able to manage it... Culdranth are pretty popular. You just need to work the 'cute' angle, y'know? You gotta be adorable yet dignified." Saren runs past the two, chasing after a small dog. "You gotta be like a combination of Saren and his dad...mom...thing. Raw precious yet serious."

Dom blinked. "Huh... That could work. Dominic Magnusson is that good of a Culdranth name, but I'll manage. Thanks, miss... Uh... Caramehl's sister."

[Torrocca]

Dom sniffed. "Hm. Yes, that sounds like a good idea to me. Perhaps I can find a nice Japanese woman. A massage specialist, preferably." He sighs, a dreamy look on his face.

"I mean, you might be able to manage it... Culdranth are pretty popular. You just need to work the 'cute' angle, y'know? You gotta be adorable yet dignified." Saren runs past the two, chasing after a small dog. "You gotta be like a combination of Saren and his dad...mom...thing. Raw precious yet serious."

Not as controversial as an absolute dicktator, though.

"Why bother questioning it when I can handle it through pure, unstoppable brute force?"

You seem to have forgotten Cerril's 'i'm going to sleep with everything phase'. That has only experienced a remission, not died.

"Unstoppable brute force is something best left to the past."

Cordus hangs from her tail above Torr, grinning maniacally and snapping her fingers. Near-instantly, Torr's unstoppable brute force is taken away from him. "Live a little on the non-plot-armory side of life! And be glad I didn't turn you into a hamster. Seriously, matey. Plot armor was like... overused before I was written into existence."

Yo, oppression of minorities.

"Hey, hey-hey-HEY! You can't just... you can't do that! I'm invincible! I'm INVINCIBLE!!!" Torr draws his ancestral sword of ancestry and swings it at Cordus for a moment, before suddenly and violently disappearing from existence at his writer's behest.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dom blinked. "Huh... That could work. Dominic Magnusson is that good of a Culdranth name, but I'll manage. Thanks, miss... Uh... Caramehl's sister."

"It's Este... and, ah. You could just use a French name generator. The languages are practically identical." She wanders off.

Yo, oppression of minorities.

"Hey, hey-hey-HEY! You can't just... you can't do that! I'm invincible! I'm INVINCIBLE!!!" Torr draws his ancestral sword of ancestry and swings it at Cordus for a moment, before suddenly and violently disappearing from existence at his writer's behest.

One forgets how often the media likes to think about scandals instead of legitimate problems.

Cordus honhonhons furiously. "About as invincible as my breakfast, buddy."

[Barboneia]

Dom blinked. "Huh... That could work. Dominic Magnusson is that good of a Culdranth name, but I'll manage. Thanks, miss... Uh... Caramehl's sister."

"It's Este... and, ah. You could just use a French name generator. The languages are practically identical." She wanders off.

"Wow, so even the Culdranth admit that they're a rip off of the French!" He shakes his head, smirking to himself, before climbing back up onto his bar stool.

[Torrocca]

Dom blinked. "Huh... That could work. Dominic Magnusson is that good of a Culdranth name, but I'll manage. Thanks, miss... Uh... Caramehl's sister."

"It's Este... and, ah. You could just use a French name generator. The languages are practically identical." She wanders off.

Yo, oppression of minorities.

"Hey, hey-hey-HEY! You can't just... you can't do that! I'm invincible! I'm INVINCIBLE!!!" Torr draws his ancestral sword of ancestry and swings it at Cordus for a moment, before suddenly and violently disappearing from existence at his writer's behest.

One forgets how often the media likes to think about scandals instead of legitimate problems.

Cordus honhonhons furiously. "About as invincible as my breakfast, buddy."

Well, there was a well-plotted scandal involving the thievery of shoes in a small desert country. One could even say it was a Planned Sand Land Sandal Scandal.

[Chaos Crescent]

"It's Este... and, ah. You could just use a French name generator. The languages are practically identical." She wanders off.


One forgets how often the media likes to think about scandals instead of legitimate problems.

Cordus honhonhons furiously. "About as invincible as my breakfast, buddy."

Well, there was a well-plotted scandal involved in the thievery of shoes in a small desert country. One could even say it was a Planned Sand Land Sandal Scandal.

Kicks down the door and smacks writer for that.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"It's Este... and, ah. You could just use a French name generator. The languages are practically identical." She wanders off.

"Wow, so even the Culdranth admit that they're a rip off of the French!" He shakes his head, smirking to himself, before climbing back up onto his bar stool.

Oba seems to be busy looking out the window, scanning the horizon. He then brings his attention to Dom. "Can I get you something, Usagi?"

Well, there was a well-plotted scandal involving the thievery of shoes in a small desert country. One could even say it was a Planned Sand Land Sandal Scandal.

... goddamnit that was kind of funny

[Torrocca]

"Wow, so even the Culdranth admit that they're a rip off of the French!" He shakes his head, smirking to himself, before climbing back up onto his bar stool.

Oba seems to be busy looking out the window, scanning the horizon. He then brings his attention to Dom. "Can I get you something, Usagi?"

Well, there was a well-plotted scandal involving the thievery of shoes in a small desert country. One could even say it was a Planned Sand Land Sandal Scandal.

... goddamnit that was kind of funny

YES

MY HUMOR FUCKING WORKS

TAKE THAT YOU NONBELIEVERS

[Barboneia]

"Wow, so even the Culdranth admit that they're a rip off of the French!" He shakes his head, smirking to himself, before climbing back up onto his bar stool.

Oba seems to be busy looking out the window, scanning the horizon. He then brings his attention to Dom. "Can I get you something, Usagi?"

Dom looked up at him. "Yeah. Do you have any dandelion and burdock?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Oba seems to be busy looking out the window, scanning the horizon. He then brings his attention to Dom. "Can I get you something, Usagi?"

Dom looked up at him. "Yeah. Do you have any dandelion and burdock?"

"I think I might." He looks around in his fridge and produces a dandelion plant and a bottle, before letting out a dry chuckle. "Hah." He then pours a drink.

[Barboneia]

Dom looked up at him. "Yeah. Do you have any dandelion and burdock?"

"I think I might." He looks around in his fridge and produces a dandelion plant and a bottle, before letting out a dry chuckle. "Hah." He then pours a drink.

Dom rolled his eyes. "Great. Thanks. That's exactly what I bloody wanted, friend." He folded his arms. "Can I just have a coke, then? And not, like, dolphin flavored, or whatever you Japs flavor your sodas?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dom rolled his eyes. "Great. Thanks. That's exactly what I bloody wanted, friend." He folded his arms. "Can I just have a coke, then? And not, like, dolphin flavored, or whatever you Japs flavor your sodas?"

"... I actually have the drink you wanted. I was simply making a joke." He slides the cup over to Dom. "And if you call me Jap again, I will lean over this bar and punt you like an American football."

[Barboneia]

Dom rolled his eyes. "Great. Thanks. That's exactly what I bloody wanted, friend." He folded his arms. "Can I just have a coke, then? And not, like, dolphin flavored, or whatever you Japs flavor your sodas?"

"... I actually have the drink you wanted. I was simply making a joke." He slides the cup over to Dom. "And if you call me Jap again, I will lean over this bar and punt you like an American football."

"...Oh. Thanks." He took the cup, and stared up at him with wide eyes. "And... Erm... S-sorry, I didn't mean to offend you." He sniffed, and took a shaky sip of the drink. "Where'd you get this stuff? Did you import it from England?"

[Ava Ire]

Oba seems to be busy looking out the window, scanning the horizon. He then brings his attention to Dom. "Can I get you something, Usagi?"

... goddamnit that was kind of funny

YES

MY HUMOR FUCKING WORKS

TAKE THAT YOU NONBELIEVERS

( of course it does. We always believed in you, Torrocca )

[Torrocca]

YES

MY HUMOR FUCKING WORKS

TAKE THAT YOU NONBELIEVERS

( of course it does. We always believed in you, Torrocca )

(wow im feeling more loved right now than that one time in kindergarten)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... I actually have the drink you wanted. I was simply making a joke." He slides the cup over to Dom. "And if you call me Jap again, I will lean over this bar and punt you like an American football."

"...Oh. Thanks." He took the cup, and stared up at him with wide eyes. "And... Erm... S-sorry, I didn't mean to offend you." He sniffed, and took a shaky sip of the drink. "Where'd you get this stuff? Did you import it from England?"

"That's what I thought." He leans back and crosses his arms. "I import a lot of my goods, so... yes."

(wow im feeling more loved right now than that one time in kindergarten)

(at least it wasn't that one time at band camp)

[Torrocca]

"...Oh. Thanks." He took the cup, and stared up at him with wide eyes. "And... Erm... S-sorry, I didn't mean to offend you." He sniffed, and took a shaky sip of the drink. "Where'd you get this stuff? Did you import it from England?"

"That's what I thought." He leans back and crosses his arms. "I import a lot of my goods, so... yes."

(wow im feeling more loved right now than that one time in kindergarten)

(at least it wasn't that one time at band camp)

(as a professional high school band member this strikes surprisingly close to home)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(as a professional high school band member this strikes surprisingly close to home)

(pfft, band

why play the instruments when you can sing)

[Torrocca]

(as a professional high school band member this strikes surprisingly close to home)

(pfft, band

why play the instruments when you can sing)

(hey idk about you but i feel more comfortable -REMOVED- politely hugging someone with a tuba than with my voice

not everyone's the dragonborn after all)

[Ava Ire]

( of course it does. We always believed in you, Torrocca )

(wow im feeling more loved right now than that one time in kindergarten)

(Wheee )

Ava sat outside on the bench again, as it had become her favorite spot to sit and think of late. She was sketching something into a notepad, before she got up and walked inside.

[Torrocca]

(anyway im gonna disappear for sleep times

adios amigos)

[Barboneia]

Ava sat outside on the bench again, as it had become her favorite spot to sit and think of late. She was sketching something into a notepad, before she got up and walked inside.

Dom glanced over his shoulder at her as she walked inside. He glared, before returning to his drink, taking large gulps of the soda.

[Ava Ire]

(anyway im gonna disappear for sleep times

adios amigos)

(G'night, Torr.)