The Liquid Wallaby - Meanwhile, in the East (Closed)

[Taigawa]

She it....then noms his hand.

'Hey....no nomming my hand...'

She then tries to engulf the hand in her jaws and pull him, causing Valeera to interven.

[Chaos Crescent]

'Hey....no nomming my hand...'

She then tries to engulf the hand in her jaws and pull him, causing Valeera to interven.

'Hey.....that wasn't nice, you leopard.'

[Taigawa]

She then tries to engulf the hand in her jaws and pull him, causing Valeera to interven.

'Hey.....that wasn't nice, you leopard.'

The overgrown feline continues her efforts to pull drake to the ground so she can move to swallow him.

"Fight back or she'll just eat you."

[Chaos Crescent]

'Hey.....that wasn't nice, you leopard.'

The overgrown feline continues her efforts to pull drake to the ground so she can move to swallow him.

"Fight back or she'll just eat you."

'Oh....'

He shrugs pulls her to him tries to get on her back and bites the back of her neck.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Cordus hangs from the rafters by her tail, whistling casually and swinging from side to side.

[Torrocca]

Torr wakes up on the couch, still dirtied and bloodied from yesterday's spectacle. He stretches, yawns, and rolls off the couch, almost back into the hole. "Urgh... oh... right... that." He gets up, goes around the hole, and goes to the bar.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Torr wakes up on the couch, still dirtied and bloodied from yesterday's spectacle. He stretches, yawns, and rolls off the couch, almost back into the hole. "Urgh... oh... right... that." He gets up, goes around the hole, and goes to the bar.

Kasat squints at him hatefully as she finishes patching up the holes in the bar. "I swear, you idiots and your airplanes..."

[Ava Ire]

Torr wakes up on the couch, still dirtied and bloodied from yesterday's spectacle. He stretches, yawns, and rolls off the couch, almost back into the hole. "Urgh... oh... right... that." He gets up, goes around the hole, and goes to the bar.

Ira noticed him. She smiled. "Hey, Torr!...." Her smile faded when she saw that he was covered in dirt and blood. Ira hurried over to him. "Torr, are you alright?! You're... covered in blood!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Torr wakes up on the couch, still dirtied and bloodied from yesterday's spectacle. He stretches, yawns, and rolls off the couch, almost back into the hole. "Urgh... oh... right... that." He gets up, goes around the hole, and goes to the bar.

Ira noticed him. She smiled. "Hey, Torr!...." Her smile faded when she saw that he was covered in dirt and blood. Ira hurried over to him. "Torr, are you alright?! You're... covered in blood!"

Cordus floats over to the two, grinning slightly. "Really, when is he not? I'm amazed the dolt can take a shower without combusting into blood and flame."

[Ava Ire]

Ira noticed him. She smiled. "Hey, Torr!...." Her smile faded when she saw that he was covered in dirt and blood. Ira hurried over to him. "Torr, are you alright?! You're... covered in blood!"

Cordus floats over to the two, grinning slightly. "Really, when is he not? I'm amazed the dolt can take a shower without combusting into blood and flame."

Ira looked over at Cordus, and jumped back in surprise. "Gah! Who are you?!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Cordus floats over to the two, grinning slightly. "Really, when is he not? I'm amazed the dolt can take a shower without combusting into blood and flame."

Ira looked over at Cordus, and jumped back in surprise. "Gah! Who are you?!"

She slowly sticks her tongue out, and snickers. "Cordi! Or Cordus. I go by either."

[Barboneia]

Dom walked in with an even more dour expression than usual on his face. He seemed to be glaring at his cell phone screen. "Fucking fuck! Isle of Man my arse, more like Isle of Shitty Fucking Cellular Connections!" He shoved the phone into his pocket as he went over to the bar. "Oi, Kasat, I need a bloody drink!"

[Ava Ire]

Ira looked over at Cordus, and jumped back in surprise. "Gah! Who are you?!"

She slowly sticks her tongue out, and snickers. "Cordi! Or Cordus. I go by either."

Ira just stared blankly, taking a preemptive step back. "Um.... What are you?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dom walked in with an even more dour expression than usual on his face. He seemed to be glaring at his cell phone screen. "Fucking fuck! Isle of Man my arse, more like Isle of Shitty Fucking Cellular Connections!" He shoved the phone into his pocket as he went over to the bar. "Oi, Kasat, I need a bloody drink!"

Kasat hops over the bar from her floor-fixing duties and blehs. "Sure. What kind of blood are you thinking? Horse, cow, goat?"

She slowly sticks her tongue out, and snickers. "Cordi! Or Cordus. I go by either."

Ira just stared blankly, taking a preemptive step back. "Um.... What are you?"

"Good question. Even I'm not sure." Cordus looks like she's contemplating it for a moment. "Arkchil goddess, and sometimes god of mischief, alcohol, festivities, indecisiveness, and sometimes I'm a spirit of charity. Because the goddess of mercy is a lazy bitch."

[Torrocca]

Torr wakes up on the couch, still dirtied and bloodied from yesterday's spectacle. He stretches, yawns, and rolls off the couch, almost back into the hole. "Urgh... oh... right... that." He gets up, goes around the hole, and goes to the bar.

Kasat squints at him hatefully as she finishes patching up the holes in the bar. "I swear, you idiots and your airplanes..."

"Hey! Just because some dude with a rocket launcher decides to ruin a plane doesn't make it my fault," Torr replies, glaring back at her.

Torr wakes up on the couch, still dirtied and bloodied from yesterday's spectacle. He stretches, yawns, and rolls off the couch, almost back into the hole. "Urgh... oh... right... that." He gets up, goes around the hole, and goes to the bar.

Ira noticed him. She smiled. "Hey, Torr!...." Her smile faded when she saw that he was covered in dirt and blood. Ira hurried over to him. "Torr, are you alright?! You're... covered in blood!"

Torr glances over to Ira and smiles slightly, saying, "oh, yeah... just fine. Maybe got a few broken bones, but, uh... falling out of the sky will do that to you."

[Barboneia]

Dom walked in with an even more dour expression than usual on his face. He seemed to be glaring at his cell phone screen. "Fucking fuck! Isle of Man my arse, more like Isle of Shitty Fucking Cellular Connections!" He shoved the phone into his pocket as he went over to the bar. "Oi, Kasat, I need a bloody drink!"

Kasat hops over the bar from her floor-fixing duties and blehs. "Sure. What kind of blood are you thinking? Horse, cow, goat?"

Dom thinks for a bit, as if searching for a witty reply. "...Well, back in Barboneia some weird fucks used to drink walrus blood as part of some 'heritage' shit. Like, I don't know how drinking dead sea mammal fluids gets them closer to their ancestors, but it was quite popular. But, uh, no blood for me. I don't like the texture." He sniffed. "Uh... Milk. Actually... Chocolate milk. With whipped cream in it."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Dom thinks for a bit, as if searching for a witty reply. "...Well, back in Barboneia some weird fucks used to drink walrus blood as part of some 'heritage' shit. Like, I don't know how drinking dead sea mammal fluids gets them closer to their ancestors, but it was quite popular. But, uh, no blood for me. I don't like the texture." He sniffed. "Uh... Milk. Actually... Chocolate milk. With whipped cream in it."

"... Walrus blood of all things. At least horseblood makes sense in some kind of fucked up tribal sense, but who the hell wants to have the powers of a walrus?" Kasat rolls her eyes, fishing around in the fridge. "I can't believe someone other than Saren is asking for chocolate milk! I almost never stock up on the stuff."

[Taigawa]

The overgrown feline continues her efforts to pull drake to the ground so she can move to swallow him.

"Fight back or she'll just eat you."

'Oh....'

He shrugs pulls her to him tries to get on her back and bites the back of her neck.

This forces her to let go. She tries to attack again, but Valeera activates a shock collar, which stops her doing it again.

"Bad girl!

She tends any wounds on her and begins ensuring they won't get infected.

"You OK?"

[Barboneia]

Dom thinks for a bit, as if searching for a witty reply. "...Well, back in Barboneia some weird fucks used to drink walrus blood as part of some 'heritage' shit. Like, I don't know how drinking dead sea mammal fluids gets them closer to their ancestors, but it was quite popular. But, uh, no blood for me. I don't like the texture." He sniffed. "Uh... Milk. Actually... Chocolate milk. With whipped cream in it."

"... Walrus blood of all things. At least horseblood makes sense in some kind of fucked up tribal sense, but who the hell wants to have the powers of a walrus?" Kasat rolls her eyes, fishing around in the fridge. "I can't believe someone other than Saren is asking for chocolate milk! I almost never stock up on the stuff."

"They don't think they'll get the bloody powers of the walrus, they just like the taste of it, I guess. Besides, the walrus is a noble beast! Have you seen those tusks? I've read that over twenty thousand Barboneians were gored last year by walrus attacks. They are not ones to be trifled with. Besides! They taste amazing. Especially fried. Mmm." He smiles at his own thought. "I should go to Japan to go walrus hunting sometime. In a Mi-Mil 24, hah!" He chuckled a bit. "But yeah, chocolate milk, please. I used to drink it all the time as a kid."

[Ava Ire]

Ira just stared blankly, taking a preemptive step back. "Um.... What are you?"

"Good question. Even I'm not sure." Cordus looks like she's contemplating it for a moment. "Arkchil goddess, and sometimes god of mischief, alcohol, festivities, indecisiveness, and sometimes I'm a spirit of charity. Because the goddess of mercy is a lazy bitch."

Ira didn't say a word. She shuddered slightly, feeling a bit creeped out.

Dom walked in with an even more dour expression than usual on his face. He seemed to be glaring at his cell phone screen. "Fucking fuck! Isle of Man my arse, more like Isle of Shitty Fucking Cellular Connections!" He shoved the phone into his pocket as he went over to the bar. "Oi, Kasat, I need a bloody drink!"

Ira's eyes widened when she saw Dominic walk in. She gasped. "Oh my god, it's..." Excitedly, she hurried over to him.
"So I see you're still here," Ira began, approaching Dom with a grin. "Long time no see, Dominic!"

[Barboneia]

Dom walked in with an even more dour expression than usual on his face. He seemed to be glaring at his cell phone screen. "Fucking fuck! Isle of Man my arse, more like Isle of Shitty Fucking Cellular Connections!" He shoved the phone into his pocket as he went over to the bar. "Oi, Kasat, I need a bloody drink!"

Ira's eyes widened when she saw Dominic walk in. She gasped. "Oh my god, it's..." Excitedly, she hurried over to him.
"So I see you're still here," Ira began, approaching Dom with a grin. "Long time no see, Dominic!"

Dom looked over at her, and his eyes widened. "Oh piss," he mumbled. He coughed nervously. "Uh... H-Hi, Ira... But... Erm... I'm not really supposed to talk to you anymore... Or mention you... Or else... Uh... Ava will get mad at me..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"They don't think they'll get the bloody powers of the walrus, they just like the taste of it, I guess. Besides, the walrus is a noble beast! Have you seen those tusks? I've read that over twenty thousand Barboneians were gored last year by walrus attacks. They are not ones to be trifled with. Besides! They taste amazing. Especially fried. Mmm." He smiles at his own thought. "I should go to Japan to go walrus hunting sometime. In a Mi-Mil 24, hah!" He chuckled a bit. "But yeah, chocolate milk, please. I used to drink it all the time as a kid."

"Yeah, but, like... it's fat and doofy-looking." Kasat shrugs, getting together the requested drink.

Ira didn't say a word. She shuddered slightly, feeling a bit creeped out.

"..." She glares intently at Ira, before poofing in front of her in a cloud of pink smoke as she runs to Dom. "HEY! We were talkin'."

[Barboneia]

"They don't think they'll get the bloody powers of the walrus, they just like the taste of it, I guess. Besides, the walrus is a noble beast! Have you seen those tusks? I've read that over twenty thousand Barboneians were gored last year by walrus attacks. They are not ones to be trifled with. Besides! They taste amazing. Especially fried. Mmm." He smiles at his own thought. "I should go to Japan to go walrus hunting sometime. In a Mi-Mil 24, hah!" He chuckled a bit. "But yeah, chocolate milk, please. I used to drink it all the time as a kid."

"Yeah, but, like... it's fat and doofy-looking." Kasat shrugs, getting together the requested drink.

"They ain't bloody fat and doofy-looking when they're charging at you! Ok, well, it's more of a waddle, I guess... But it's still terrifying! They make spooky cow noises. Come to think of it, though... All those people must've been really stupid to have let the walruses catch up and kill them." He shivered. "I fear for the competency of my home country. I'm surprised we haven't accidentally set off all those nukes in their silos in Central Barboneia. 'Cos there's a lot of them still. We bought them surplus from the Soviets if I remember correctly. A good investment. And we didn't even have to agree with United Nations regulations! Muhahaha." He rubbed his hands together evilly.

[Ava Ire]

Ira's eyes widened when she saw Dominic walk in. She gasped. "Oh my god, it's..." Excitedly, she hurried over to him.
"So I see you're still here," Ira began, approaching Dom with a grin. "Long time no see, Dominic!"

Dom looked over at her, and his eyes widened. "Oh piss," he mumbled. He coughed nervously. "Uh... H-Hi, Ira... But... Erm... I'm not really supposed to talk to you anymore... Or mention you... Or else... Uh... Ava will get mad at me..."

Ira's smile slowly disappeared. "Um... Oh..... Oh.... I see." Ira nodded in understanding, though still she seemed hurt. She looked down at her feet, unsure of what to say. "Yeah... um, nice to see you again?"

[Torrocca]

Torr awkwardly whistles while taking a seat at the bar.