The Liquid Wallaby - Meanwhile, in the East (Closed)

[Chaos Crescent]

Drake yawns and gets a beer having nothing to do again.

[Ava Ire]

Ira shifted her attention to this fellow. She raised an eyebrow. "And what might your home planet be? You look rather human."

Simon looked over, about to stuff a chip into his mouth. "Oh, well, it's Earth, but not this Earth. It's a so called alternate version. Or, perhaps this Earth is an alternate version of my Earth...? Anyways, I just got here, oh, a couple of days ago. What a wonderful place, this Earth of the future, is! Did you know that you no longer need to dial up for minutes on end in order to access the internet? Simply amazing!" He quickly ate the chip, and looked Ira up and down. "Judging by your appearance, I'd assume you are one of the Doulas? I've met another one of your species, he who calls himself Omad, what a fine man he is! And I am sure you are as fine as he is. So, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, ma'am."

Ira stared at the man. "Wait, so you are from an another Earth, that may or may not be the original copy of this Earth, which means.... gah." She blinked. "Ugh. Ah, anyhow, you mention Omadin? Oh yes, he and I are in fact Doulas. I come here with him, yes, though just for a little while." Ira blushed a bit at his compliment. "It is a pleasure to meet you as well! I'm Ira. And you are?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Where is it? We're... workers from the producer. Just coming to make sure it still works, quality control-type stuff."

"Yer goin' ta blow it oop, ain't ya?" He bah'd. "it's on the fekkin' level 'fore the labs. Don' know what blowin' it up gon' do, though, it ain't nuclear er anythin'. You'll just cut the power to the buildin'."

The leader mumbles, leaving the building shortly after and standing in the parking lot, bringing out a phone. "Yeah, reactor won't do anything besides cutting out the power. No, we're not turning the Isle and the surrounding area into a dead zone... Yeah, I might be able to manage that." He says, tossing out packages of... some kind of shady-looking Tinellian explosive to the group as they head back inside, setting them up in various locations, intent on just making the place collapse instead.

[Torrocca]

Torr eventually manages to get upstairs, still groaning in fairly obvious pain and agony. "God... motherfuckin'... wooooow, that fall... it, uh... it did a number on this place," Torr says, between breaths of air and moans of pain, widening his eyes at the damage his impact did. "Uh... well... it gives the place personality, at least."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Torr eventually manages to get upstairs, still groaning in fairly obvious pain and agony. "God... motherfuckin'... wooooow, that fall... it, uh... it did a number on this place," Torr says, between breaths of air and moans of pain, widening his eyes at the damage his impact did. "Uh... well... it gives the place personality, at least."

Kasat aims her classic shotgun at him as he comes upstairs. "Do you have any idea how much that freezer room cost?"

[Torrocca]

Torr eventually manages to get upstairs, still groaning in fairly obvious pain and agony. "God... motherfuckin'... wooooow, that fall... it, uh... it did a number on this place," Torr says, between breaths of air and moans of pain, widening his eyes at the damage his impact did. "Uh... well... it gives the place personality, at least."

Kasat aims her classic shotgun at him as he comes upstairs. "Do you have any idea how much that freezer room cost?"

"Hey... look... last three times I did something like, er... that... I payed for it!" Torr replies, wincing as he uses a table for balance. "Besides," he continues, taking a seat, "I didn't intend to do that; some bastard blew up MY plane."

[Barboneia]

Simon looked over, about to stuff a chip into his mouth. "Oh, well, it's Earth, but not this Earth. It's a so called alternate version. Or, perhaps this Earth is an alternate version of my Earth...? Anyways, I just got here, oh, a couple of days ago. What a wonderful place, this Earth of the future, is! Did you know that you no longer need to dial up for minutes on end in order to access the internet? Simply amazing!" He quickly ate the chip, and looked Ira up and down. "Judging by your appearance, I'd assume you are one of the Doulas? I've met another one of your species, he who calls himself Omad, what a fine man he is! And I am sure you are as fine as he is. So, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, ma'am."

Ira stared at the man. "Wait, so you are from an another Earth, that may or may not be the original copy of this Earth, which means.... gah." She blinked. "Ugh. Ah, anyhow, you mention Omadin? Oh yes, he and I are in fact Doulas. I come here with him, yes, though just for a little while." Ira blushed a bit at his compliment. "It is a pleasure to meet you as well! I'm Ira. And you are?"

"I am Simon Stendahl, independent programmer and right now, out of a job." He chuckled. "Though I have been looking. The computers these days are quite astounding. Although not to brag, it did not take me very long to learn how to use them and alter their code. I'm a bit of an expert," he said, grinning.

"Yer goin' ta blow it oop, ain't ya?" He bah'd. "it's on the fekkin' level 'fore the labs. Don' know what blowin' it up gon' do, though, it ain't nuclear er anythin'. You'll just cut the power to the buildin'."

The leader mumbles, leaving the building shortly after and standing in the parking lot, bringing out a phone. "Yeah, reactor won't do anything besides cutting out the power. No, we're not turning the Isle and the surrounding area into a dead zone... Yeah, I might be able to manage that." He says, tossing out packages of... some kind of shady-looking Tinellian explosive to the group as they head back inside, setting them up in various locations, intent on just making the place collapse instead.

A large amount of people could be seen walking out of the building as they were doing so, some of them whistling and chatting amongst each other.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

A large amount of people could be seen walking out of the building as they were doing so, some of them whistling and chatting amongst each other.

Once the explosives have been set, they get a safe distance away and detonate them. Cool guys don't look at explosions.

[Torrocca]

Torr awkwardly coughs, then begins picking at small metal fragments stuck in various parts of his body.

[Barboneia]

A large amount of people could be seen walking out of the building as they were doing so, some of them whistling and chatting amongst each other.

Once the explosives have been set, they get a safe distance away and detonate them. Cool guys don't look at explosions.

The explosion is followed by the sound of police and fire sirens as a couple of police cars and a fire truck blare down the road towards the facility.

[Taigawa]

Valeera comes upstairs and sits on a couch, before she begins to carefully groom her bushy tail.

Her pet, an overgrown snow leopard of baser appearance, finds her way into the building and lays at Valeera's feet.

[Ava Ire]

Ira stared at the man. "Wait, so you are from an another Earth, that may or may not be the original copy of this Earth, which means.... gah." She blinked. "Ugh. Ah, anyhow, you mention Omadin? Oh yes, he and I are in fact Doulas. I come here with him, yes, though just for a little while." Ira blushed a bit at his compliment. "It is a pleasure to meet you as well! I'm Ira. And you are?"

"I am Simon Stendahl, independent programmer and right now, out of a job." He chuckled. "Though I have been looking. The computers these days are quite astounding. Although not to brag, it did not take me very long to learn how to use them and alter their code. I'm a bit of an expert," he said, grinning.

Ira smiled. "Nice to meet you. Your're a programmer? I was once married to a programmer, of sorts. He even built me a robot. So that's quite nice," she said.

[Barboneia]

"I am Simon Stendahl, independent programmer and right now, out of a job." He chuckled. "Though I have been looking. The computers these days are quite astounding. Although not to brag, it did not take me very long to learn how to use them and alter their code. I'm a bit of an expert," he said, grinning.

Ira smiled. "Nice to meet you. Your're a programmer? I was once married to a programmer. He even built me a robot. So that's quite nice," she said.

"Unfortunately, I've never gotten into robotics myself, although I have created about a dozen programs for various drones and small scale mechs. Speaking of robots... I find it rather odd that there seems to be a serious lack of robotics of any kind on this planet. Back in Swe- well, MY version of Sweden, we had robots everywhere! Why, you couldn't go outside of the cities without coming across the rusted remains of various mechs and such left abandoned. Perhaps the lack of such technologies is simply restricted to this part of the world."

[Chaos Crescent]

Valeera comes upstairs and sits on a couch, before she begins to carefully groom her bushy tail.

Her pet, an overgrown snow leopard of baser appearance, finds her way into the building and lays at Valeera's feet.

Pets them both! Nah stares at the leopard.

'That's a nice looking leopard.'

[Torrocca]

"God, I am going to fucking kill whoever decided to sell those rebellious bastards SAMs," Torr whispers, groaning as he pulls a jagged piece of fuselage from his torso.

[Ava Ire]

Ira smiled. "Nice to meet you. Your're a programmer? I was once married to a programmer. He even built me a robot. So that's quite nice," she said.

"Unfortunately, I've never gotten into robotics myself, although I have created about a dozen programs for various drones and small scale mechs. Speaking of robots... I find it rather odd that there seems to be a serious lack of robotics of any kind on this planet. Back in Swe- well, MY version of Sweden, we had robots everywhere! Why, you couldn't go outside of the cities without coming across the rusted remains of various mechs and such left abandoned. Perhaps the lack of such technologies is simply restricted to this part of the world."

Ira shrugged. "I dunno. I've always just assumed that Human civilization wasn't that advanced yet. I mean, they still wipe their asses with paper and use fossils for fuel, so it doesn't surprise me too much." She chuckled. "So... You've met Omadin, right? Oh do tell me, what was his reaction when you told him of where you came from?" Ira asked, a childish grin on her face.

[Taigawa]

Valeera comes upstairs and sits on a couch, before she begins to carefully groom her bushy tail.

Her pet, an overgrown snow leopard of baser appearance, finds her way into the building and lays at Valeera's feet.

Pets them both! Nah stares at the leopard.

'That's a nice looking leopard.'

"Same thing I am minus the intelligence and desire of technology.... Oh, and unlike me, she won't tolerate the same things I will. Cross her the wrong way and you're done. She'll just eat you."

At this point, the cat glared. "所以，不要任你嘗試'卓越'的東西。我更強，更快，只是接受。"

[Barboneia]

"Unfortunately, I've never gotten into robotics myself, although I have created about a dozen programs for various drones and small scale mechs. Speaking of robots... I find it rather odd that there seems to be a serious lack of robotics of any kind on this planet. Back in Swe- well, MY version of Sweden, we had robots everywhere! Why, you couldn't go outside of the cities without coming across the rusted remains of various mechs and such left abandoned. Perhaps the lack of such technologies is simply restricted to this part of the world."

Ira shrugged. "I dunno. I've always just assumed that Human civilization wasn't that advanced yet. I mean, they still wipe their asses with paper and use fossils for fuel, so it doesn't surprise me too much." She chuckled. "So... You've met Omadin, right? Oh do tell me, what was his reaction when you told him of where you came from?" Ira asked, a childish grin on her face.

Simon looked somewhat offended by her statement about humans not being that advanced for a second, but quickly seemed to get over it. "Well, Omad seemed quite shocked. Unsurprisingly. In fact, I believe he thought of me as being mad. However, I can assure you that I am most certainly not. I have photographs of my homeland." He rolled up his left sleeve, and looked at a rather old digital watch. His eyes widened. "Oh dear, it is high time that I head to my current domicile, which is to say, a rather lovely hotel down the road, so that I may sleep. Farewell, Miss Ira, I certainly hope we may meet again." He smiled at her, and got up from his seat. But before stepping out, he turned back to look at Ira. "Oh, and pardon me for saying so, as I don't wish to come off as rude, but... Those robes of yours certainly seem to flatter your fundament." He gave another smile, and walked out of the Wallaby.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Alutia attempts to teach Saren a magic trick...

Saren doesn't understand it.

[Torrocca]

Torr finally gets the last shard of metal out of his body, then does a quick little victory dance before going to the bar to get a drink or two.

[Chaos Crescent]

Pets them both! Nah stares at the leopard.

'That's a nice looking leopard.'

"Same thing I am minus the intelligence and desire of technology.... Oh, and unlike me, she won't tolerate the same things I will. Cross her the wrong way and you're done. She'll just eat you."

At this point, the cat glared. "所以，不要任你嘗試'卓越'的東西。我更強，更快，只是接受。"

'I see.'

'What? I didn't even pet you just stare and said you were nice looking....'

[Taigawa]

"Same thing I am minus the intelligence and desire of technology.... Oh, and unlike me, she won't tolerate the same things I will. Cross her the wrong way and you're done. She'll just eat you."

At this point, the cat glared. "所以，不要任你嘗試'卓越'的東西。我更強，更快，只是接受。"

'I see.'

'What? I didn't even pet you just stare and said you were nice looking....'

"Last time I brought her out of my ship for a bit of shore leave, the locals were.....assholes to her. She doesn't expect much kindness here either."

[Chaos Crescent]

'I see.'

'What? I didn't even pet you just stare and said you were nice looking....'

"Last time I brought her out of my ship for a bit of shore leave, the locals were.....assholes to her. She doesn't expect much kindness here either."

'Oh. I wont treat you bad I like cats.'

Offers the leopard a piece of steak or some such.

[Taigawa]

"Last time I brought her out of my ship for a bit of shore leave, the locals were.....assholes to her. She doesn't expect much kindness here either."

'Oh. I wont treat you bad I like cats.'

Offers the leopard a piece of steak or some such.

She it....then noms his hand.

[Chaos Crescent]

'Oh. I wont treat you bad I like cats.'

Offers the leopard a piece of steak or some such.

She it....then noms his hand.

'Hey....no nomming my hand...'