Salty Spitoon (all welcomed/chill thread)

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

Jen hugged her incredibly tight "I love you too!"

Luckily governments cant be toppled by hugs. "Mean it?"

Try me bitch "Yes!Yes!Yes!"

[New Babylonia]

(gets home from work early cause we was so mlg that they we ran out of stuff for the day 3 hours ahead of schedule.
Gets 3/4 the way home, snowstorm hits.
Takes twice as long to drive the 3.5 miles or so through city to house then it did the 15 or so it took to get to city.
Finds his road unplowed.
Uses first gear to force his way into road, and up to top of small hill where his house is.
Finds... small, 5 ft tall snowbanks in the middle of road and the circle his house on, plus un cleared driveway because sister is a bratty little lazy shithead.
*sigh*)

Exist until the snowstorm ends and i have to clear driveway!

[Prusselanden]

"Sadly for you, you are not one of them."

"No, but I have taken them on in several battles. To me, and to them, you are nothing more than a mere insect that must be destroyed. Hmm... Perhaps I should call a few over..."

"Come on, guys let's take him on three to one!" Ignis growled.

[Skyline United]

(gets home from work early cause we was so mlg that they we ran out of stuff for the day 3 hours ahead of schedule.
Gets 3/4 the way home, snowstorm hits.
Takes twice as long to drive the 3.5 miles or so through city to house then it did the 15 or so it took to get to city.
Finds his road unplowed.
Uses first gear to force his way into road, and up to top of small hill where his house is.
Finds... small, 5 ft tall snowbanks in the middle of road and the circle his house on, plus un cleared driveway because sister is a bratty little lazy shithead.
*sigh*)

Exist until the snowstorm ends and i have to clear driveway!

Samael had his scythe again.

Christopher was painting on a wall.

Leo was cooking food.

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"Now cars!"

"Why not kitty?"

Y u ignore meh?
;_;
Triggered.

"Yep!"

"S-sexual..."

She dragged people out the car and cocooned them.

"Oh, woops!"

Luckily governments cant be toppled by hugs. "Mean it?"

Try me bitch "Yes!Yes!Yes!"

"Good... And I think John wants to be a girl..."

(gets home from work early cause we was so mlg that they we ran out of stuff for the day 3 hours ahead of schedule.
Gets 3/4 the way home, snowstorm hits.
Takes twice as long to drive the 3.5 miles or so through city to house then it did the 15 or so it took to get to city.
Finds his road unplowed.
Uses first gear to force his way into road, and up to top of small hill where his house is.
Finds... small, 5 ft tall snowbanks in the middle of road and the circle his house on, plus un cleared driveway because sister is a bratty little lazy shithead.
*sigh*)

Exist until the snowstorm ends and i have to clear driveway!

People meet people.

[Skyline United]

"Yep!"

"S-sexual..."

She dragged people out the car and cocooned them.

"Oh, woops!"

Try me bitch "Yes!Yes!Yes!"

"Good... And I think John wants to be a girl..."

(gets home from work early cause we was so mlg that they we ran out of stuff for the day 3 hours ahead of schedule.
Gets 3/4 the way home, snowstorm hits.
Takes twice as long to drive the 3.5 miles or so through city to house then it did the 15 or so it took to get to city.
Finds his road unplowed.
Uses first gear to force his way into road, and up to top of small hill where his house is.
Finds... small, 5 ft tall snowbanks in the middle of road and the circle his house on, plus un cleared driveway because sister is a bratty little lazy shithead.
*sigh*)

Exist until the snowstorm ends and i have to clear driveway!

People meet people.

He watched.

"Y-yeah..."

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

"

Try me bitch "Yes!Yes!Yes!"

"Good... And I think John wants to be a girl..."

"Aw, cute! But why?"

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

She dragged people out the car and cocooned them.

"Oh, woops!"

"Good... And I think John wants to be a girl..."

People meet people.

He watched.

"Y-yeah..."

"We can eat these later." It was a family of 5.

"Maria wouldn't like that..."

[New Babylonia]

"Sadao Dante Maou, Devil to end all Devils, I killed the original gods, I've killed the original Incubi race, I wiped out fake Maou and his little troupe, you are a worthless maggot compared to me."

"Do you really think that you're the only one to acomplish feats as grand as those? I think not, insect. There are beings above gods. Beings that you could never kill..."

*cough Renne, Dawn Eternal, Lyras (correlian version), Charlotte (Correlian Chaotic High God), and a couple others XD *cough*

(gets home from work early cause we was so mlg that they we ran out of stuff for the day 3 hours ahead of schedule.
Gets 3/4 the way home, snowstorm hits.
Takes twice as long to drive the 3.5 miles or so through city to house then it did the 15 or so it took to get to city.
Finds his road unplowed.
Uses first gear to force his way into road, and up to top of small hill where his house is.
Finds... small, 5 ft tall snowbanks in the middle of road and the circle his house on, plus un cleared driveway because sister is a bratty little lazy shithead.
*sigh*)

Exist until the snowstorm ends and i have to clear driveway!

Samael had his scythe again.

Christopher was painting on a wall.

Leo was cooking food.

Aurora stole it again.

Krystal was painting with him, and so was Kylie!

Suddenly a wild Komiko puts a banana on his head!

"Yep!"

"S-sexual..."

She dragged people out the car and cocooned them.

"Oh, woops!"

Try me bitch "Yes!Yes!Yes!"

"Good... And I think John wants to be a girl..."

(gets home from work early cause we was so mlg that they we ran out of stuff for the day 3 hours ahead of schedule.
Gets 3/4 the way home, snowstorm hits.
Takes twice as long to drive the 3.5 miles or so through city to house then it did the 15 or so it took to get to city.
Finds his road unplowed.
Uses first gear to force his way into road, and up to top of small hill where his house is.
Finds... small, 5 ft tall snowbanks in the middle of road and the circle his house on, plus un cleared driveway because sister is a bratty little lazy shithead.
*sigh*)

Exist until the snowstorm ends and i have to clear driveway!

People meet people.

The shadow ninja pony dude trying to kill New Babylonia yesterday glares at everyone!

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"

"Good... And I think John wants to be a girl..."

"Aw, cute! But why?"

"He only plays with dolls and refuses to where anything not pink or girly... Though the skirt suits him..."

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"Do you really think that you're the only one to acomplish feats as grand as those? I think not, insect. There are beings above gods. Beings that you could never kill..."

*cough Renne, Dawn Eternal, Lyras (correlian version), Charlotte (Correlian Chaotic High God), and a couple others XD *cough*

Samael had his scythe again.

Christopher was painting on a wall.

Leo was cooking food.

Aurora stole it again.

Krystal was painting with him, and so was Kylie!

Suddenly a wild Komiko puts a banana on his head!

She dragged people out the car and cocooned them.

"Oh, woops!"

"Good... And I think John wants to be a girl..."

People meet people.

The shadow ninja pony dude trying to kill New Babylonia yesterday glares at everyone!

Alison and Priscilla both glared back, Priscilla more as a joke and Alison more serious.

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

"Aw, cute! But why?"

"He only plays with dolls and refuses to where anything not pink or girly... Though the skirt suits him..."

She giggled "Cute! He'll be fine!"

[New Babylonia]

*cough Renne, Dawn Eternal, Lyras (correlian version), Charlotte (Correlian Chaotic High God), and a couple others XD *cough*


Aurora stole it again.

Krystal was painting with him, and so was Kylie!

Suddenly a wild Komiko puts a banana on his head!


The shadow ninja pony dude trying to kill New Babylonia yesterday glares at everyone!

Alison and Priscilla both glared back, Priscilla more as a joke and Alison more serious.

Yes, let's glare at the tiny fluffy ball of anger and angst that was WINNING a fight against a personified super empire obsessed with war, and who was, needless to say, the best in the business.
Yes, let's glare at him to convey anger! Surely he won't try to kill you!

Seriously, he probably won't. He's just your typical pissed off little anti-hero.

[Xanama]

Exist

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"He only plays with dolls and refuses to where anything not pink or girly... Though the skirt suits him..."

She giggled "Cute! He'll be fine!"

"I suppose..."

Alison and Priscilla both glared back, Priscilla more as a joke and Alison more serious.

Yes, let's glare at the tiny fluffy ball of anger and angst that was WINNING a fight against a personified super empire obsessed with war, and who was, needless to say, the best in the business.
Yes, let's glare at him to convey anger! Surely he won't try to kill you!

Seriously, he probably won't. He's just your typical pissed off little anti-hero.

Alison scowled continually while Priscilla tried petting him. "Sooooo cute!"

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

Exist

Poke

[New Babylonia]

She giggled "Cute! He'll be fine!"

"I suppose..."

Yes, let's glare at the tiny fluffy ball of anger and angst that was WINNING a fight against a personified super empire obsessed with war, and who was, needless to say, the best in the business.
Yes, let's glare at him to convey anger! Surely he won't try to kill you!

Seriously, he probably won't. He's just your typical pissed off little anti-hero.

Alison scowled continually while Priscilla tried petting him. "Sooooo cute!"

He growled with hostility at both of them.

[New Babylonia]

(I have to go snowblow and get car in driveway before cops come XD will be back soon.)

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

She giggled "Cute! He'll be fine!"

"I suppose..."

"It's not like there anything wrong with it"

[Prusselanden]

Exist

"Run, Noel!" Konny said to Noel."We'll hold him off!"

[Xanama]

Exist

Poke

Poke back

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"I suppose..."

Alison scowled continually while Priscilla tried petting him. "Sooooo cute!"

He growled with hostility at both of them.

(Have fun in the snow, cutie :3)
"Aww, don't be like that!" Priscilla rubbed her cheek on him affectionately. Alison's tail flicked around the pony.

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

Sorry everybods, I haz to go run errands.
Exist until further notice.

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"I suppose..."

"It's not like there anything wrong with it"

"I know, as oppressive as a country we are, we don't frown on such things as this..."

[Xanama]

Stacy walked over to Penelope "I found something mom..."