Salty Spitoon (all welcomed/chill thread)

[Prusselanden]

"Stop!" Konny jumped in front of the boy.

Vic!Maou grinned.
"Oh look, it's the girl whose arse I kicked."

"Whatev." she glared at him.

[Skyline United]

"Stop!" Konny jumped in front of the boy.

Vic!Maou grinned.
"Oh look, it's the girl whose arse I kicked."

Adam punched him in the spine with enough force to puncture 12 steel plates.

[Prusselanden]

Vic!Maou grinned.
"Oh look, it's the girl whose arse I kicked."

Adam punched him in the spine with enough force to puncture 12 steel plates.

"Nice one, Adam! Looks like it's 2 against one!" She blasted Vic! Maou with ice magic.

[Colonial Rhodesia]

Marlene finished her beer.

"I love you Sis."

[Skyline United]

"Yes?"

He opened it. "Hey!"

"No matter..."

"Hey kitty!"

"Of course I did. You were nice to me, and we had such good times together"

"I love you..."

"No matter..?"

He smiled and patted her head.

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

Vic!Maou grinned.
"Oh look, it's the girl whose arse I kicked."

Adam punched him in the spine with enough force to puncture 12 steel plates.

Vic!Maou simply stood there and yawned.
"Pitiful. You should really work on your muscle mass."

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

"Of course I did. You were nice to me, and we had such good times together"

"I love you..."

Jen hugged her incredibly tight "I love you too!"

[Prusselanden]

Marlene finished her beer.

"I love you Sis."

"Me too-"
Ignis, you gotta come help us.

"-oops, gotta go." she jumped off of the chair and ran towards the fight scene.

[Skyline United]

Adam punched him in the spine with enough force to puncture 12 steel plates.

Vic!Maou simply stood there and yawned.
"Pitiful. You should really work on your muscle mass."

He sighed. "Your insults are pathetic. I'm one of the seven Incubi Lords. I was bred to kill. To me, you're nothing more than an infant. Now, step away from them before I must show you discipline."

[Prusselanden]

Vic!Maou simply stood there and yawned.
"Pitiful. You should really work on your muscle mass."

He sighed. "Your insults are pathetic. I'm one of the seven Incubi Lords. I was bred to kill. To me, you're nothing more than an infant. Now, step away from them before I must show you discipline."

"You tell him." Konny had a fistful of ice magic.

[Colonial Rhodesia]

Marlene finished her beer.

"I love you Sis."

"Me too-"
Ignis, you gotta come help us.

"-oops, gotta go." she jumped off of the chair and ran towards the fight scene.

Marlene put her nose in a book.

"good luck Sis."

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"No matter..."

"Hey kitty!"

"I love you..."

"No matter..?"

He smiled and patted her head.

"Its no matter..."

She purred and rubbed her tails against him.

"I love you..."

Jen hugged her incredibly tight "I love you too!"

Luckily governments cant be toppled by hugs. "Mean it?"

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

Vic!Maou simply stood there and yawned.
"Pitiful. You should really work on your muscle mass."

He sighed. "Your insults are pathetic. I'm one of the seven Incubi Lords. I was bred to kill. To me, you're nothing more than an infant. Now, step away from the, before I must show you discipline."

"Sadao Dante Maou, Devil to end all Devils, I killed the original gods, I've killed the original Incubi race, I wiped out fake Maou and his little troupe, you are a worthless maggot compared to me."

[Prusselanden]

"Me too-"
Ignis, you gotta come help us.

"-oops, gotta go." she jumped off of the chair and ran towards the fight scene.

Marlene put her nose in a book.

"good luck Sis."

"Thanks!" she waved.

[Skyline United]

"No matter..?"

He smiled and patted her head.

"Its no matter..."

She purred and rubbed her tails against him.

Jen hugged her incredibly tight "I love you too!"

Luckily governments cant be toppled by hugs. "Mean it?"

"Oh..."

"A-ah... D-don't do that..."

[Low bloods]

Existence.

Vixen is kissed by the Succubus again.

He backs away from her "What would happen if I tried hurting you?"

[Prusselanden]

He sighed. "Your insults are pathetic. I'm one of the seven Incubi Lords. I was bred to kill. To me, you're nothing more than an infant. Now, step away from the, before I must show you discipline."

"Sadao Dante Maou, Devil to end all Devils, I killed the original gods, I've killed the original Incubi race, I wiped out fake Maou and his little troupe, you are a worthless maggot compared to me."

"Oh yeah? Well you're just a fake wannabe Ahriman!" Ignis appeared. "Stupid inferior monotheistic deity!"
(No offense to monotheists)

[Skyline United]

He sighed. "Your insults are pathetic. I'm one of the seven Incubi Lords. I was bred to kill. To me, you're nothing more than an infant. Now, step away from the, before I must show you discipline."

"Sadao Dante Maou, Devil to end all Devils, I killed the original gods, I've killed the original Incubi race, I wiped out fake Maou and his little troupe, you are a worthless maggot compared to me."

"Do you really think that you're the only one to acomplish feats as grand as those? I think not, insect. There are beings above gods. Beings that you could never kill..."

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

"Sadao Dante Maou, Devil to end all Devils, I killed the original gods, I've killed the original Incubi race, I wiped out fake Maou and his little troupe, you are a worthless maggot compared to me."

"Oh yeah? Well you're just a fake wannabe Ahriman!" Ignis appeared. "Stupid inferior monotheistic deity!"

"Oh look, a worm decided to come fight me. How cute."

[Colonial Rhodesia]

Marlene put her nose in a book.

"good luck Sis."

"Thanks!" she waved.

Marlene waved back and then began to read.

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

"Sadao Dante Maou, Devil to end all Devils, I killed the original gods, I've killed the original Incubi race, I wiped out fake Maou and his little troupe, you are a worthless maggot compared to me."

"Do you really think that you're the only one to acomplish feats as grand as those? I think not, insect. There are beings above gods. Beings that you could never kill..."

"Sadly for you, you are not one of them."

[Skyline United]

Vixen is kissed by the Succubus again.

He backs away from her "What would happen if I tried hurting you?"

She giggled. "I like a little pain..."

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"Its no matter..."

She purred and rubbed her tails against him.

Luckily governments cant be toppled by hugs. "Mean it?"

"Oh..."

"A-ah... D-don't do that..."

"Now cars!"

"Why not kitty?"

Vixen is kissed by the Succubus again.

He backs away from her "What would happen if I tried hurting you?"

Y u ignore meh?
;_;
Triggered.

[Skyline United]

"Do you really think that you're the only one to acomplish feats as grand as those? I think not, insect. There are beings above gods. Beings that you could never kill..."

"Sadly for you, you are not one of them."

"No, but I have taken them on in several battles. To me, and to them, you are nothing more than a mere insect that must be destroyed. Hmm... Perhaps I should call a few over..."

[Skyline United]

"Oh..."

"A-ah... D-don't do that..."

"Now cars!"

"Why not kitty?"

He backs away from her "What would happen if I tried hurting you?"

Y u ignore meh?
;_;
Triggered.

"Yep!"

"S-sexual..."