Salty Spitoon (all welcomed/chill thread)

[Skyline United]

"It's okay..."

She just pouts.

She hugs her.

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"Well lucky I'm here then," she varied the intensity of the snow occasionally.

"Ooh, two pretty girls kissing me... Oh my..."

"A lot of people try to hurt me my lady, and all remember it being a mistake."

"Nah, Penelope hasn't been serious about that stuff since Naomi."

"Jess and Jess, sisters forever!"

Francesca watched her.

She laughed

"hai!"

"You smell like my sister..."

"hello?" The fox girl tilted her head.

Dana was giggling happily and being the little spoon for someone.

They did.

"Most don't, most burn."

"Aww, you looooovvve her?"

She chuckled until she winced in pain.

"Y-you okay madam?"

"Yeah, I just can't feel positive emotions is all...."

"Perfect sense, everything in Japan makes sense."

"Everything? That's impressive." He chuckled and took another bite from his food.

"Well... Maybe not the vending machines of porn, schoolgirl obsession, tentacles," she continued listing weird Japanese trends.

They did.

"Most don't, most burn."

"Aww, you looooovvve her?"

"So he'll be burned, right?"

"Not as much as you, and considering what I did when Val left me. It'd be a whole lot worse if you did"

She nodded.

"What did you do?"

[New Babylonia]

"Yeah, suuuuure. The flashy little pretty tool is for war. Modern cultures never learn for functionality over looks."

"I built that one myself, you numbskull!"

"Oh, built, wow, sounds so personal!" He holds his bow, and taps the quivers. "Personally crafted." He taps the scabbard. "Personally forged, age 6." He chuckles. "But, wow, BUILDING a sword, so personal, as opposed to all actual forging." He smirks at her, quite enjoying getting her worked up.

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

She laughed

"hai!"

"You smell like my sister..."

"hello?" The fox girl tilted her head.

"Y-you okay madam?"

"Yeah, I just can't feel positive emotions is all...."

"Everything? That's impressive." He chuckled and took another bite from his food.

"Well... Maybe not the vending machines of porn, schoolgirl obsession, tentacles," she continued listing weird Japanese trends.

"So he'll be burned, right?"

"Not as much as you, and considering what I did when Val left me. It'd be a whole lot worse if you did"

She nodded.

"What did you do?"

"Okay..."

[New Babylonia]

She just pouts.

She hugs her.

She groans and hugs back.

[New Babylonia]

"Such a warm squishy bean bag!"


He boops the phone with his bow.

Blacke squirms and flails Ty off and gets back on all four hooves. "A squishy beanbag that can squirm back!"

Deisius was playing in a park.

One of Facilier's shadows was monitoring him.

"So he'll be burned, right?"

"Not as much as you, and considering what I did when Val left me. It'd be a whole lot worse if you did"

Sophia walked in "Hey what's going on Jen-?"

"Haha, you admitted youre a beanbag."

[Prusselanden]

He kissed back, and then pushed her down on the ground to sit on her, giggling.
Timeskippy!

She squirmed, "Oi! Hey!"

She put her arms around both of them. "I guess it ain't that bad." and smiled wryly

Blushing tsundere and possibly bisexual Larissa intensifies.

"Is that a blush?'

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

"I built that one myself, you numbskull!"

"Oh, built, wow, sounds so personal!" He holds his bow, and taps the quivers. "Personally crafted." He taps the scabbard. "Personally forged, age 6." He chuckles. "But, wow, BUILDING a sword, so personal, as opposed to all actual forging." He smirks at her, quite enjoying getting her worked up.

She crossed her arms.
"Whatever, go to hell too." she said, standing up.

[Skyline United]

She hugs her.

She groans and hugs back.

She tightens it.

[New Babylonia]

"Oh, built, wow, sounds so personal!" He holds his bow, and taps the quivers. "Personally crafted." He taps the scabbard. "Personally forged, age 6." He chuckles. "But, wow, BUILDING a sword, so personal, as opposed to all actual forging." He smirks at her, quite enjoying getting her worked up.

She crossed her arms.
"Whatever, go to hell too." she said, standing up.

He laughed. "It's so much fun to get you worked up, and so easy to. Angry girls are really cute."

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"You smell like my sister..."

"hello?" The fox girl tilted her head.

"Yeah, I just can't feel positive emotions is all...."

"Well... Maybe not the vending machines of porn, schoolgirl obsession, tentacles," she continued listing weird Japanese trends.

She nodded.

"What did you do?"

"Okay..."

She began brushing snow out of his hair.

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

She crossed her arms.
"Whatever, go to hell too." she said, standing up.

He laughed. "It's so much fun to get you worked up, and so easy to. Angry girls are really cute."

"Prick..." she said, blushing.

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

"So he'll be burned, right?"

"Not as much as you, and considering what I did when Val left me. It'd be a whole lot worse if you did"

Sophia walked in "Hey what's going on Jen-?"

"Hi Sophie!" Jen smiled

"So he'll be burned, right?"

"Not as much as you, and considering what I did when Val left me. It'd be a whole lot worse if you did"

She nodded.

"What did you do?"

"Yay!"

"Eh, started a gang. Murdered a ton of people. Basically my suicide attempt"

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

"Okay..."

She began brushing snow out of his hair.

"Thanks..."

[New Babylonia]

She groans and hugs back.

She tightens it.

She hugs tighter.

[Danceria]

She squirmed, "Oi! Hey!"

Blushing tsundere and possibly bisexual Larissa intensifies.

"Is that a blush?'

"No...! Why do you think I would blush?!"

Blacke squirms and flails Ty off and gets back on all four hooves. "A squishy beanbag that can squirm back!"

One of Facilier's shadows was monitoring him.

Sophia walked in "Hey what's going on Jen-?"

"Haha, you admitted youre a beanbag."

"You can snuggle all you like..." she pounced on him and this time turned the tables so she was sitting on him. "But no sitty-sitty. You're not some flabby sumo wrestler..."

[New Babylonia]

He laughed. "It's so much fun to get you worked up, and so easy to. Angry girls are really cute."

"Prick..." she said, blushing.

"Awwww, come on, it was fun and you know it."

[Skyline United]

She tightens it.

She hugs tighter.

She nuzzles her carefully.

[Colonial Rhodesia]

Marlene sipped her coffee standing on Ignis's right.

"I love you....so much."

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

"Prick..." she said, blushing.

"Awwww, come on, it was fun and you know it."

"Yeah yeah, whatever..."

[Xanama]

She laughed

"hai!"

"You smell like my sister..."

"hello?" The fox girl tilted her head.

"Y-you okay madam?"

"Yeah, I just can't feel positive emotions is all...."

"Everything? That's impressive." He chuckled and took another bite from his food.

"Well... Maybe not the vending machines of porn, schoolgirl obsession, tentacles," she continued listing weird Japanese trends.

"So he'll be burned, right?"

"Not as much as you, and considering what I did when Val left me. It'd be a whole lot worse if you did"

She nodded.

"What did you do?"

"Huh?"

"Hi!"

[New Babylonia]

"Is that a blush?'

"No...! Why do you think I would blush?!"

"Haha, you admitted youre a beanbag."

"You can snuggle all you like..." she pounced on him and this time turned the tables so she was sitting on him. "But no sitty-sitty. You're not some flabby sumo wrestler..."

"Implying you're a flabby sumo wrestler now? Kinda feels like it too..." He smirked mischievously.

She hugs tighter.

She nuzzles her carefully.

Rain holds onto her.

[New Babylonia]

"Awwww, come on, it was fun and you know it."

"Yeah yeah, whatever..."

He pokes her head with the bow. "Yup, super cute."

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

Sophia walked in "Hey what's going on Jen-?"

"Hi Sophie!" Jen smiled

She nodded.

"What did you do?"

"Yay!"

"Eh, started a gang. Murdered a ton of people. Basically my suicide attempt"

"They were Easterners, they do as I say, and as you say."

"So if I left you'd conquer a country and become a dictator?"

She began brushing snow out of his hair.

"Thanks..."

She grimaced in pain when trying to say no problem, so settled with a "screw you."

[Danceria]

Sophia walked in "Hey what's going on Jen-?"

"Hi Sophie!" Jen smiled

She nodded.

"What did you do?"

"Yay!"

"Eh, started a gang. Murdered a ton of people. Basically my suicide attempt"

"What the hell are you doing...?"