Salty Spitoon (all welcomed/chill thread)

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

"Yes"

"Yeah, but what can I do"

"Good, save the awkwardness of me having to speak to her..."

"Hmm... I could hook you up if you want?"

"Yay!"

"With whom, or what?"

[New Babylonia]

Also, i'm bored. Yknow what cures boredom.

GIANT FUCKING MECH DEATH MACHINES POWERED BY SOME SORT OF MAGIC TECHNOLOGY CALLED ALDNOAH.
ALDNOAH.ZERO REFERENCE NEWBS.

Suddenly, a large 22ft tall metal machine falls to the ground. A glowing light is in it's chest, and 9 sword looking thingies with smaller versions of said orbs at the tips of them.

[New Babylonia]

(I would prove it if I didn't have an intense fear of sharing too much personal stuff on the internet...)

I believe, however Alison is arrogant and simply smirked at him."You sound like my kind of pony."

In the background, two thugs appear to be harassing a smaller girl. Without so much as changing his facial expression, the black coated pony blindly throws two knives in their general direction, striking both in the rib and mid back.

Nearby, Human NB laughs. "Hah! Skrubs! gg no re m8!"

I can into exists!

Lyras was sleeping with Linguria, holding onto him to act as a blanket.

[Aterrian Union]

Also, i'm bored. Yknow what cures boredom.

GIANT FUCKING MECH DEATH MACHINES POWERED BY SOME SORT OF MAGIC TECHNOLOGY CALLED ALDNOAH.
ALDNOAH.ZERO REFERENCE NEWBS.

Suddenly, a large 22ft tall metal machine falls to the ground. A glowing light is in it's chest, and 9 sword looking thingies with smaller versions of said orbs at the tips of them.

"Oh dear, more mechs."

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"Good, save the awkwardness of me having to speak to her..."

"Hmm... I could hook you up if you want?"

"Yay!"

"With whom, or what?"

"Should I say hi or something?"

"Her names Jessica, she isn't in a happy relationship."

In the background, two thugs appear to be harassing a smaller girl. Without so much as changing his facial expression, the black coated pony blindly throws two knives in their general direction, striking both in the rib and mid back.

Nearby, Human NB laughs. "Hah! Skrubs! gg no re m8!"


Lyras was sleeping with Linguria, holding onto him to act as a blanket.

Already replied but ok. Alison applauded the mare.

Maimi sniffed the air, sensing another personification. "Oh God..."

[New Babylonia]

In the background, two thugs appear to be harassing a smaller girl. Without so much as changing his facial expression, the black coated pony blindly throws two knives in their general direction, striking both in the rib and mid back.

Nearby, Human NB laughs. "Hah! Skrubs! gg no re m8!"


Lyras was sleeping with Linguria, holding onto him to act as a blanket.

Alison applauded the pony.

Maimu sniffed the air, sensing another personification. "My God..."

"Yes"

"Yeah, but what can I do"

"Good, save the awkwardness of me having to speak to her..."

"Hmm... I could hook you up if you want?"

Human NB is a personification of the player, me. You will call him/her either Alix or Alexis.
NB is the personified nation. She will murder you if she wants.

He seemed unaffected by the applause.

Kisses back, and FADE.

Krystal Dawwwss at the sight.

She booped him!

He painted a house.

He booped her back.

Kylie tried to pain the three of them a tree next to it.

"fite mi m8."

[New Babylonia]

"Yay!"

"With whom, or what?"

"Should I say hi or something?"

"Her names Jessica, she isn't in a happy relationship."

Already replied but ok. Alison applauded the mare.

Maimi sniffed the air, sensing another personification. "Oh God..."

Wasn't for you you skrub. It was for Lingypoo.

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

Alison applauded the pony.

Maimu sniffed the air, sensing another personification. "My God..."

"Good, save the awkwardness of me having to speak to her..."

"Hmm... I could hook you up if you want?"

Human NB is a personification of the player, me. You will call him/her either Alix or Alexis.
NB is the personified nation. She will murder you if she wants.

He seemed unaffected by the applause.

He painted a house.

He booped her back.

Kylie tried to pain the three of them a tree next to it.

"fite mi m8."

Understood.

Alison picked up her cut off tail end and ate it, making it heal at the end.

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

"Yay!"

"With whom, or what?"

"Should I say hi or something?"

"Her names Jessica, she isn't in a happy relationship."

"Yes. It'll make me, and her happy"

"You really think she'd be in a happy one with me?"

[New Babylonia]

Also, i'm bored. Yknow what cures boredom.

GIANT FUCKING MECH DEATH MACHINES POWERED BY SOME SORT OF MAGIC TECHNOLOGY CALLED ALDNOAH.
ALDNOAH.ZERO REFERENCE NEWBS.

Suddenly, a large 22ft tall metal machine falls to the ground. A glowing light is in it's chest, and 9 sword looking thingies with smaller versions of said orbs at the tips of them.

"Oh dear, more mechs."

More?
I don't think there are any other in this thread.

The mech casually walks around, it's guard ready, watching it's surroundings.

[Aterrian Union]

*gets some fried fish*

[New Babylonia]

Human NB is a personification of the player, me. You will call him/her either Alix or Alexis.
NB is the personified nation. She will murder you if she wants.

He seemed unaffected by the applause.


Kylie tried to pain the three of them a tree next to it.

"fite mi m8."

Understood.

Alison picked up her cut off tail end and ate it, making it heal at the end.

The pony blinks at this and shrugs.

Also, if you manage to make him feel anything other than hate, you get 50000000 bonus points!

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"Should I say hi or something?"

"Her names Jessica, she isn't in a happy relationship."

"Yes. It'll make me, and her happy"

"You really think she'd be in a happy one with me?"

"Fine... And who was the Intisaar lady you mentioned? Another lover?"

"The reason she isn't happy is because she thinks she's unlovable is all."

Understood.

Alison picked up her cut off tail end and ate it, making it heal at the end.

The pony blinks at this and shrugs.

Also, if you manage to make him feel anything other than hate, you get 50000000 bonus points!

"So what is your name, Mr Mare, if you do not mind my asking?"

I doubt I'll manage such a thing...

[Lingria]

Lyras was sleeping with Linguria, holding onto him to act as a blanket.

Linguria caressed his head.

dOnT yOu JUST hatE CaP LOCK?

[Lingria]

She was being followed by two baby dragons.

Oh God.
John smiled. "They mine?"

Alfred and Svet presented two cakes to her, "taste test!"
"Which is better? Clearly mine right babe?"
"Nu uh, Eastern cakes is best cakes!" The Eastern cakes looked uncooked and vile, Alfred's looked phenominal.

"I-I'm not...h-hungry..." She said that to get away from the sudden attention.

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

She was being followed by two baby dragons.

Oh God.
John smiled. "They mine?"

Alfred and Svet presented two cakes to her, "taste test!"
"Which is better? Clearly mine right babe?"
"Nu uh, Eastern cakes is best cakes!" The Eastern cakes looked uncooked and vile, Alfred's looked phenominal.

"I-I'm not...h-hungry..." She said that to get away from the sudden attention.

"Aww, shall I cancel the reservations I made then?" Svet ate all the cake she Alfred asked.

[New Babylonia]

"Yes. It'll make me, and her happy"

"You really think she'd be in a happy one with me?"

"Fine... And who was the Intisaar lady you mentioned? Another lover?"

"The reason she isn't happy is because she thinks she's unlovable is all."

The pony blinks at this and shrugs.

Also, if you manage to make him feel anything other than hate, you get 50000000 bonus points!

"So what is your name, Mr Mare, if you do not mind my asking?"

I doubt I'll manage such a thing...

"I am the only friend that will always stand beside you, from your birth to your death, i will be there, always one step away. Be there light or be there 'dark', i will always be there. You will never catch me, nor i you, you may only ever look. What am i?"

[New Babylonia]

Lyras was sleeping with Linguria, holding onto him to act as a blanket.

Linguria caressed his head.

dOnT yOu JUST hatE CaP LOCK?

Lyras nuzzles him happily. "Thank you sir..."

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

"Yes. It'll make me, and her happy"

"You really think she'd be in a happy one with me?"

"Fine... And who was the Intisaar lady you mentioned? Another lover?"

"The reason she isn't happy is because she thinks she's unlovable is all."

"Yes, Inti's friend. We fucked once"

"Fuck it, I can try to help"

[Lingria]

"Aww, shall I cancel the reservations I made then?" Svet ate all the cake she Alfred asked.

She shook her head.

[Lingria]

Linguria caressed his head.

dOnT yOu JUST hatE CaP LOCK?

Lyras nuzzles him happily. "Thank you sir..."

"Stop with the sir shit, it's weird. You aren't a slave to me, at least I don't see you as a slave."

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"Fine... And who was the Intisaar lady you mentioned? Another lover?"

"The reason she isn't happy is because she thinks she's unlovable is all."

"So what is your name, Mr Mare, if you do not mind my asking?"

I doubt I'll manage such a thing...

"I am the only friend that will always stand beside you, from your birth to your death, i will be there, always one step away. Be there light or be there 'dark', i will always be there. You will never catch me, nor i you, you may only ever look. What am i?"

"I don't know... A pear?" She kept a blank face but raised a single eyebrow.

"Aww, shall I cancel the reservations I made then?" Svet ate all the cake she Alfred asked.

She shook her head.

"Oh ok then," he smiled and kissed her cheek.

"Fine... And who was the Intisaar lady you mentioned? Another lover?"

"The reason she isn't happy is because she thinks she's unlovable is all."

"Yes, Inti's friend. We fucked once"

"Fuck it, I can try to help"

"I should get out more, I only fuck you and Lupus..."

"Yay! I know you can help, you made me feel super special, want her number then?"

[The Isolationist State Of Islam]

"Yes, Inti's friend. We fucked once"

"Fuck it, I can try to help"

"I should get out more, I only fuck you and Lupus..."

"Yay! I know you can help, you made me feel super special, want her number then?"

"I'm sure you could collect your very own harem!"

"Sure. Also it may be helpful to know that I've already met her. If she still remembers"

[New Babylonia]

Lyras nuzzles him happily. "Thank you sir..."

"Stop with the sir shit, it's weird. You aren't a slave to me, at least I don't see you as a slave."

"Sorry, i was just trying to show you the respect you deserve." He smiles at him.

"I am the only friend that will always stand beside you, from your birth to your death, i will be there, always one step away. Be there light or be there 'dark', i will always be there. You will never catch me, nor i you, you may only ever look. What am i?"

"I don't know... A pear?" She kept a blank face but raised a single eyebrow.

She shook her head.

"Oh ok then," he smiled and kissed her cheek.

"Yes, Inti's friend. We fucked once"

"Fuck it, I can try to help"

"I should get out more, I only fuck you and Lupus..."

"Yay! I know you can help, you made me feel super special, want her number then?"

He sighs, waiting for her to figure out the riddle.

Human NB breaks 4th wall and gives UESE a note. "The answer is 'A shadow' "

[The United Eastern States of Europe]

"I should get out more, I only fuck you and Lupus..."

"Yay! I know you can help, you made me feel super special, want her number then?"

"I'm sure you could collect your very own harem!"

"Sure. Also it may be helpful to know that I've already met her. If she still remembers"

"Maybe," she smiled slightly at the thought.

"Oh," she handed her the number, "then you'll get along even better!"

"Stop with the sir shit, it's weird. You aren't a slave to me, at least I don't see you as a slave."

"Sorry, i was just trying to show you the respect you deserve." He smiles at him.

"I don't know... A pear?" She kept a blank face but raised a single eyebrow.

"Oh ok then," he smiled and kissed her cheek.

"I should get out more, I only fuck you and Lupus..."

"Yay! I know you can help, you made me feel super special, want her number then?"

He sighs, waiting for her to figure out the riddle.

Human NB breaks 4th wall and gives UESE a note. "The answer is 'A shadow' "

UESE courtesies and repairs the wall.

"Hmmm, a kestrel? Pheasant? Shadow?"