TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Barboneia wrote:"Oh, well, I'm sure that if they were to attempt anything, our jolly boys in red will come over to aid you and your fellow countrymen!" He grinned. "I always wanted to be in a battle. I was in the army for a while, but I only got shipped out to protect some buildings owned by the East Culdranthine Company in India. Not a single riot occurred. I'm not considered part of the draft, either, since I was in the army already and left it." He shrugged, sadly. "Oh well. I guess any chances for me to be able to fight won't happen any time soon."
"That's a fair point. Though I'm sure the Melanth would be scheming with Ahl Cuhlt if they were up to something. They never fight fair, obviously." Tsengsi coughs, seemingly about to say something profound about warfare before his usually veneer comes back up again. "It's a blast! Cannons and guns going off, sabres rattling, horses trampling people... It's truly an experience."
He frowned. "...That sounds awful. I thought battles were supposed to be gentlemanly? Two lines facing each other, shooting with muskets until they run out of ammunition and charge with their bayonets... Those damned British Americans ruined warfare during their so called "Revolution". They shot at our officers, for God's sake! I'm thankful those savages were put down."