The Liquid Wallaby - Shining Gem of the Isles (TRANSITION)

[Saskisdi]

"Hey!" one of the Lucases shouts across the bar, drunk, "Hey chainsaw guy!"

Ash shoots above his head. "Shut up."

"Naw, I know you!" He thinks for a moment. "Oh yeah, you're that Sam guy!" He taps one of his clones on the shoulder. "Hey," he slurs to his friend, "don't we know him?"
"Yeah!" the other one says, also heavily drunk, "He's that Seal guy." He points at Ash. "Yeah, you said 'You know spies: bunch'a bitchy little girls', right?"
"Haha, I knew it!" the first one shouts, "Yo, you should say hi to Michael for me!"

[Calimama]

Ash shoots above his head. "Shut up."

"Naw, I know you!" He thinks for a moment. "Oh yeah, you're that Sam guy!" He taps one of his clones on the shoulder. "Hey," he slurs to his friend, "don't we know him?"
"Yeah!" the other one says, also heavily drunk, "He's that Seal guy." He points at Ash. "Yeah, you said 'You know spies: bunch'a bitchy little girls', right?"
"Haha, I knew it!" the first one shouts, "Yo, you should say hi to Michael for me!"

"I said shut up!!...before I shoot all three of you!" Ash yells.

[Field of Merrilor]

[Mass Effect]

'Nevermind. Nice to meet you I'm Drake.'

(Yeah I got that what does that have to do with Ash?)

"Drake...huh...are you human?"

[Ashley Williams....Ash Williams....]

'Yes just taking an appearance of a kitsune.'

[Saskisdi]

"Naw, I know you!" He thinks for a moment. "Oh yeah, you're that Sam guy!" He taps one of his clones on the shoulder. "Hey," he slurs to his friend, "don't we know him?"
"Yeah!" the other one says, also heavily drunk, "He's that Seal guy." He points at Ash. "Yeah, you said 'You know spies: bunch'a bitchy little girls', right?"
"Haha, I knew it!" the first one shouts, "Yo, you should say hi to Michael for me!"

"I said shut up!!...before I shoot all three of you!" Ash yells.

He falls through the floor, and falls from the ceiling. Instead of landing properly, he slams on the ground next to Ash. "Naw, naw, we're cool, we're cool." He grabs the bar and gets up, staggering. "I forgive you for the whole 'propane blowing up my house' incident," he says as soberly as he can.

[Calimama]

(Yeah I got that what does that have to do with Ash?)

"Drake...huh...are you human?"

[Ashley Williams....Ash Williams....]

'Yes just taking an appearance of a kitsune.'

(I never played Mass Effect so whatever)

"Then how are you human if you can take on appearances?"

[Calimama]

"I said shut up!!...before I shoot all three of you!" Ash yells.

He falls through the floor, and falls from the ceiling. Instead of landing properly, he slams on the ground next to Ash. "Naw, naw, we're cool, we're cool." He grabs the bar and gets up, staggering. "I forgive you for the whole 'propane blowing up my house' incident," he says as soberly as he can.

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

[Field of Merrilor]

[Ashley Williams....Ash Williams....]

'Yes just taking an appearance of a kitsune.'

(I never played Mass Effect so whatever)

"Then how are you human if you can take on appearances?"

[then forget it]

'Because I was human before I became a planeswalker.'

[Calimama]

(I never played Mass Effect so whatever)

"Then how are you human if you can take on appearances?"

[then forget it]

'Because I was human before I became a planeswalker.'

"What's a planeswalker?"

[Field of Merrilor]

[then forget it]

'Because I was human before I became a planeswalker.'

"What's a planeswalker?"

'Do you know what a wizard is? Much like that but so much more.'

[Saskisdi]

He falls through the floor, and falls from the ceiling. Instead of landing properly, he slams on the ground next to Ash. "Naw, naw, we're cool, we're cool." He grabs the bar and gets up, staggering. "I forgive you for the whole 'propane blowing up my house' incident," he says as soberly as he can.

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

"You know what I'm talking about," he says, the temporary sobriety wearing off, "but it doesn't matter." He pats him on the shoulder and looks him dead in the face. "I forgive you."
One of the others suddenly shoots up. "Wait, no," he says, more sober, "That's not Sam Axe. That's the Evil Dead guy."
Lucas takes his hand off of Ash's shoulder. "Whoops, sorry, my mistake. Bad case of deja ve. Best of luck combating the deadites." He staggers as he walks back to his seat. He barely sits down, and then slams his head on the table, unconscious.

[Calimama]

"What's a planeswalker?"

'Do you know what a wizard is? Much like that but so much more.'

"Huh...so you have 'powers'?"

[Field of Merrilor]

'Do you know what a wizard is? Much like that but so much more.'

"Huh...so you have 'powers'?"

'Yes.'

[Calimama]

"Huh...so you have 'powers'?"

'Yes.'

"Example?"

[Field of Merrilor]

'Yes.'

"Example?"

'Ok.'

Entwines fire and water, and summons a winged cat.

[Calimama]

"Example?"

'Ok.'

Entwines fire and water, and summons a winged cat.

"Hoooly shit...that's fucking awesome."

[Field of Merrilor]

'Ok.'

Entwines fire and water, and summons a winged cat.

"Hoooly shit...that's fucking awesome."

'Eh that's only the little things I could do even more but I restricted myself in not doing that here.'

Floats a drink over to him from the bar.

[Calimama]

"Hoooly shit...that's fucking awesome."

'Eh that's only the little things I could do even more but I restricted myself in not doing that here.'

Floats a drink over to him from the bar.

"Yeah I get what you mean...my only power is I can't die unless someone dismembers me with a certain axe that I currently have hidden."

[Field of Merrilor]

'Eh that's only the little things I could do even more but I restricted myself in not doing that here.'

Floats a drink over to him from the bar.

"Yeah I get what you mean...my only power is I can't die unless someone dismembers me with a certain axe that I currently have hidden."

'You mean this axe?'

Takes out the same axe but the difference was obvious it was smaller lick smaller than a hatchet.

'Don't worry it's not from your place but another. I can still use it but nothing other than you getting chopped into pieces will happen. You'll live and reform.'

Throws the axe away.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Cerril attaches a sign to the inn's bulletin board and stands in the center of the bar, clearing his throat.

"Normally I don't deliver speeches in the middle of crowded bars, especially ones full of people who don't care about who I am... but I've recently received reports of strange events happening in the vast underground ruins of the ex-elven empire. Y'know... that place that was utterly destroyed a long while back. My eggheads in labcoats are saying there's signs of electricity down there, which is strange considering the elves never invented the combustion engine, let alone electricity. Besides that, people living in the mountain frontiers are reporting strange creatures flying about entrances to the underground cave network... so, as of today, the crown of Arkadacia, meaning myself, will be hiring explorers, scientists, soldiers of fortune, just about anyone to go down there and see what the hell is happening. Depending on the importance of what you find, you could make anywhere from twenty thousand to one hundred and fifty thousand United States dollars. Talk to me if you're interested."

[Field of Merrilor]

Cerril attaches a sign to the inn's bulletin board and stands in the center of the bar, clearing his throat.

"Normally I don't deliver speeches in the middle of crowded bars, especially ones full of people who don't care about who I am... but I've recently received reports of strange events happening in the vast underground ruins of the ex-elven empire. Y'know... that place that was utterly destroyed a long while back. My eggheads in labcoats are saying there's signs of electricity down there, which is strange considering the elves never invented the combustion engine, let alone electricity. Besides that, people living in the mountain frontiers are reporting strange creatures flying about entrances to the underground cave network... so, as of today, the crown of Arkadacia, meaning myself, will be hiring explorers, scientists, soldiers of fortune, just about anyone to go down there and see what the hell is happening. Depending on the importance of what you find, you could make anywhere from twenty thousand to one hundred and fifty thousand United States dollars. Talk to me if you're interested."

Drake listened to this considering long and hard, then thinks back about who'd quite possibly join in the trek to the underground.

'So king, other than the money is there anything else included like say keeping anything we find that is not of use to anyone nor claimed by anyone?'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Drake listened to this considering long and hard, then thinks back about who'd quite possibly join in the trek to the underground.

'So king, other than the money is there anything else included like say keeping anything we find that is not of use to anyone nor claimed by anyone?'

"It'd honestly depend on what you find. If it's an object of potential cultural significance to the Elves, such as literature or a history book, I'd say no. Anything else would be a case-by-case basis. Anything of massive technological or magical significance is going to us, without question. Especially..." He sighs with mild distaste. "Magical nukes or something of the like."

[Field of Merrilor]

Drake listened to this considering long and hard, then thinks back about who'd quite possibly join in the trek to the underground.

'So king, other than the money is there anything else included like say keeping anything we find that is not of use to anyone nor claimed by anyone?'

"It'd honestly depend on what you find. If it's an object of potential cultural significance to the Elves, such as literature or a history book, I'd say no. Anything else would be a case-by-case basis. Anything of massive technological or magical significance is going to us, without question. Especially..." He sighs with mild distaste. "Magical nukes or something of the like."

'So that would leave not much but I'm sure I could find something to keep. Of course things of magic or tech would go to you, as for magic bombs and such. I can sniff those out fairly easily and see if they are active or can become active. Well sometimes. Eh depends on who else goes I may go out of boredom.'

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"It'd honestly depend on what you find. If it's an object of potential cultural significance to the Elves, such as literature or a history book, I'd say no. Anything else would be a case-by-case basis. Anything of massive technological or magical significance is going to us, without question. Especially..." He sighs with mild distaste. "Magical nukes or something of the like."

'So that would leave not much but I'm sure I could find something to keep. Of course things of magic or tech would go to you, as for magic bombs and such. I can sniff those out fairly easily and see if they are active or can become active. Well sometimes. Eh depends on who else goes I may go out of boredom.'

"I'd wait until you get an official team together. I'll be sending along a few... agents to make sure you don't get too far out of hand down there. Could just be some survivors or squatters for all I know, or something far more important."

[Field of Merrilor]

'So that would leave not much but I'm sure I could find something to keep. Of course things of magic or tech would go to you, as for magic bombs and such. I can sniff those out fairly easily and see if they are active or can become active. Well sometimes. Eh depends on who else goes I may go out of boredom.'

"I'd wait until you get an official team together. I'll be sending along a few... agents to make sure you don't get too far out of hand down there. Could just be some survivors or squatters for all I know, or something far more important."

'Understandable, now we just need to wait if others will help with the expedition to the underground.'

[Skyline United]

"I'd wait until you get an official team together. I'll be sending along a few... agents to make sure you don't get too far out of hand down there. Could just be some survivors or squatters for all I know, or something far more important."

'Understandable, now we just need to wait if others will help with the expedition to the underground.'

Cameron walks over.

"Hello! Do you need any assistance?"