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by Torrocca » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:05 pm

by TotallyNotEvilLand » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:07 pm
Torrocca wrote:Torr, whose writer has finally figured out what's going on after a period of tragic writer's block, enters the Wallaby, smiling an awful lot for an undead guy whose probably going to have to abandon his friends and whatnot later on to go deal with troubles back in Torrocca.

by Skyline United » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:08 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Skyline United wrote:The object hidden under his cloak started to move. The man just ignored it as if nothing were happening.
She promptly ducks under the bar, assuming it's something unpleasant.Torrocca wrote:Torr, whose writer has finally figured out what's going on after a period of tragic writer's block, enters the Wallaby, smiling an awful lot for an undead guy whose probably going to have to abandon his friends and whatnot later on to go deal with troubles back in Torrocca.
Saren walks past him, wearing a surgical mask.

by Torrocca » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:09 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Skyline United wrote:The object hidden under his cloak started to move. The man just ignored it as if nothing were happening.
She promptly ducks under the bar, assuming it's something unpleasant.Torrocca wrote:Torr, whose writer has finally figured out what's going on after a period of tragic writer's block, enters the Wallaby, smiling an awful lot for an undead guy whose probably going to have to abandon his friends and whatnot later on to go deal with troubles back in Torrocca.
Saren walks past him, wearing a surgical mask.

by TotallyNotEvilLand » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:12 pm
Torrocca wrote:Torr stops in his tracks, does a quick double-take to make sure that Saren's not actually the future Saren, then goes and asks him, "erm... what's with the mask?"

by Torrocca » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:13 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Skyline United wrote:He stands up and leans over the bar, "What are you hiding from?"
She's currently covering an infant with a blanket, presumably her child. "... Nothing."Torrocca wrote:Torr stops in his tracks, does a quick double-take to make sure that Saren's not actually the future Saren, then goes and asks him, "erm... what's with the mask?"
"Some creepy people sprayed stuff in here and my dad put it on me."
Cerril is wearing a surgical mask as well, using one of the inn's tables as cover, leaning up to poke his head over it.

by Skyline United » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:16 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Skyline United wrote:He stands up and leans over the bar, "What are you hiding from?"
She's currently covering an infant with a blanket, presumably her child. "... Nothing."Torrocca wrote:Torr stops in his tracks, does a quick double-take to make sure that Saren's not actually the future Saren, then goes and asks him, "erm... what's with the mask?"
"Some creepy people sprayed stuff in here and my dad put it on me."
Cerril is wearing a surgical mask as well, using one of the inn's tables as cover, leaning up to poke his head over it.

by Ava Ire » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:16 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Ava Ire wrote:"Oof!"
Omadin let go of him. Outside, a large and otherworldly vehicle was coasted in front of the establishment. It shimmered with gold, and carried the banner of the Doulas Empire and the United Nations. Numerous alien medics were milling about. From inside the back windows, dark figures stood. Ava was presumably inside. Bystanders stopped, staring in awe. Traffic on the roads halted. Someone shouted.
"You oaf!," Omad exclaimed in shock. "This woman you love so dearly has a lethal virus! And you might have it as well! Yes, this might be beyond protocol....but it is necessary nonetheless! PLEASE, let me help you!"
The very loud noise of sirens going off and horns blaring is promptly heard as several armored vehicles surround the bar, the snazzily-armored Arkadacian Military Police swarming out of them shortly after, a veritable arsenal of weaponry aimed at the vehicle and the medics.
One of them, likely a commander, steps out with a megaphone. "The United Nations has no jurisdiction over the Empire of Arkadacia, nor the continent of Tinell." He says, with a very blunt, calm, and slightly accented voice. "I suggest you stand down. You already terrified more than a few civilians by haphazardly spraying gas inside, I'd hate to see more of them terrified by a massacre right outside of the nation's most historic tavern."
"Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne, he travels the fastest who travels alone." ~

by Chaos Crescent » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:21 pm

by TotallyNotEvilLand » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:28 pm
Torrocca wrote:"... Huh. Well, alrighty then." Torr goes over to Cerril and asks him, "Cerril, what the hell happened this time? What kind of God-awful disease did you bring back from those time-travelling shenanigans?"
Ava Ire wrote:Omad whirled around. His eyes widened at the sight of Arkadacian policemen, armed to the teeth, surrounding him and the Doulas medics. He promptly lifted his hands up. "Sir," he shouted to the commander, "we come in peace! We mean your citizens no harm...and we have no weapons of any sort," he reassured, shaking with trepidation. The medic vehicle opened up, revealing a spotless inside compartment filled with advanced medical tools and machines. The Doulas medics also held their hands up, terrified.

by TotallyNotEvilLand » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:31 pm
Skyline United wrote:"Why do you have a child here?" He tilts his head in confusion. His face is not visible, but a red glow can be seen coming from where his left eye would be.

by Ava Ire » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:31 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Torrocca wrote:"... Huh. Well, alrighty then." Torr goes over to Cerril and asks him, "Cerril, what the hell happened this time? What kind of God-awful disease did you bring back from those time-travelling shenanigans?"
"Some of those alien freaks came by and flipped their shit, someone started spraying gas around in here. It's not exactly fatal but they scared the shit out of everyone, not to mention they have absolutely no jurisdiction in Arkadacian territory."Ava Ire wrote:Omad whirled around. His eyes widened at the sight of Arkadacian policemen, armed to the teeth, surrounding him and the Doulas medics. He promptly lifted his hands up. "Sir," he shouted to the commander, "we come in peace! We mean your citizens no harm...and we have no weapons of any sort," he reassured, shaking with trepidation. The medic vehicle opened up, revealing a spotless inside compartment filled with advanced medical tools and machines. The Doulas medics also held their hands up, terrified.
The commander steps in front of a line of his troops and crosses his arms, looking at Omad sternly. "Haphazardly spraying chemicals into a crowded building that happens to be housing small children, the elderly, and, oh, yes... that's right, the reigning king and his heir! Yes, there is absolutely no way that could be mistaken for an assassination attempt, a terroristic act, or, indeed, anything harmful."
Some of the policemen approach, beginning to herd the medics into some of the police vehicles. "You have the right to remain silent, as anything said can and will be used against you in the High Court of Iracusia. Your vehicle will be searched, analyzed, and, if the need arises, permanently confiscated."
"Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne, he travels the fastest who travels alone." ~

by Skyline United » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:33 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Skyline United wrote:"Why do you have a child here?" He tilts his head in confusion. His face is not visible, but a red glow can be seen coming from where his left eye would be.
"Most of the babysitters in this part of town are kind of shady, and I figure the little guy can learn by watching. He'll be taking over the business when I'm old." She looks at the red glow with mild concern.

by Barboneia » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:34 pm

by TotallyNotEvilLand » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:34 pm
Ava Ire wrote:Omad looked blank. He began to say something, but hesitated.
He just nodded in compliance.
The medic vehicle remained open for the police to examine.

by TotallyNotEvilLand » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:36 pm
Skyline United wrote:TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"Most of the babysitters in this part of town are kind of shady, and I figure the little guy can learn by watching. He'll be taking over the business when I'm old." She looks at the red glow with mild concern.
He sits down and sighs, "I'm in the mood for a drink. Would you please give me the strongest beverage you possess?"

by Skyline United » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:41 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Skyline United wrote:He sits down and sighs, "I'm in the mood for a drink. Would you please give me the strongest beverage you possess?"
She nods and leans down, searching under the bar before pulling out a bright red bottle and placing it on the table in front of him. "Just to warn you in advance, it's got a bit of a kick to it. It's made with peppers."

by Ava Ire » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:41 pm
Barboneia wrote:Dom watched as the police began to arrest the medics. He sighed in relief, and ran over to Ava. He hugged her tightly, smiling. "Oh, Ava, are you ok?"
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Ava Ire wrote:Omad looked blank. He began to say something, but hesitated.
He just nodded in compliance.
The medic vehicle remained open for the police to examine.
The medics and Omad are driven off to a high-security prison in the meantime, the Arkadacians seemingly not realizing they were dealing with extraterrestrials.
Said vehicle is promptly towed off to a research facility to be investigated
"Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne, he travels the fastest who travels alone." ~

by Barboneia » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:44 pm
Ava Ire wrote:Barboneia wrote:Dom watched as the police began to arrest the medics. He sighed in relief, and ran over to Ava. He hugged her tightly, smiling. "Oh, Ava, are you ok?"
Ava looked startled by the hug, but accepted it nonetheless. She smelled of lavender.
"W-well, I'm not coughing anymore...I feel great, actually..."

by Torrocca » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:45 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Torrocca wrote:"... Huh. Well, alrighty then." Torr goes over to Cerril and asks him, "Cerril, what the hell happened this time? What kind of God-awful disease did you bring back from those time-travelling shenanigans?"
"Some of those alien freaks came by and flipped their shit, someone started spraying gas around in here. It's not exactly fatal but they scared the shit out of everyone, not to mention they have absolutely no jurisdiction in Arkadacian territory."Ava Ire wrote:Omad whirled around. His eyes widened at the sight of Arkadacian policemen, armed to the teeth, surrounding him and the Doulas medics. He promptly lifted his hands up. "Sir," he shouted to the commander, "we come in peace! We mean your citizens no harm...and we have no weapons of any sort," he reassured, shaking with trepidation. The medic vehicle opened up, revealing a spotless inside compartment filled with advanced medical tools and machines. The Doulas medics also held their hands up, terrified.
The commander steps in front of a line of his troops and crosses his arms, looking at Omad sternly. "Haphazardly spraying chemicals into a crowded building that happens to be housing small children, the elderly, and, oh, yes... that's right, the reigning king and his heir! Yes, there is absolutely no way that could be mistaken for an assassination attempt, a terroristic act, or, indeed, anything harmful."
Some of the policemen approach, beginning to herd the medics into some of the police vehicles. "You have the right to remain silent, as anything said can and will be used against you in the High Court of Iracusia. Your vehicle will be searched, analyzed, and, if the need arises, permanently confiscated."

by TotallyNotEvilLand » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:46 pm
Skyline United wrote:He reaches into his pocket and hands her 20 Solidus coins. (That's right, he is going to pay $5.5 million) Carefully he picks it up and examines it. "Looks decent enough." He opens the bottle and downs the entire thing.
Ava Ire wrote:Omad looked around the back of the police vehicle in terror, as the realization of where he could be headed towards hit him with full force. "Wh-where am I being taken?!," he shouted fearfully, hoping the drivers in the front compartment could hear him.

by Skyline United » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:49 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Skyline United wrote:He reaches into his pocket and hands her 20 Solidus coins. (That's right, he is going to pay $5.5 million) Carefully he picks it up and examines it. "Looks decent enough." He opens the bottle and downs the entire thing.
She doesn't recognize their value and simply stuffs them into her pocket with a shrug. Said drink is like a horrifying mix of vodka, tabasco sauce, and fire.Ava Ire wrote:Omad looked around the back of the police vehicle in terror, as the realization of where he could be headed towards hit him with full force. "Wh-where am I being taken?!," he shouted fearfully, hoping the drivers in the front compartment could hear him.
The officer in the passenger seat looks back at him. "One of our fine high-security prison facilities. As for your van... Wouldn't count on seeing it again. Judging by the look the commander made when he looked inside, I think he found somethin' juicy in there."
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by Ava Ire » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:52 pm
Barboneia wrote:Ava Ire wrote:Ava looked startled by the hug, but accepted it nonetheless. She smelled of lavender.
"W-well, I'm not coughing anymore...I feel great, actually..."
"That's good, love... I guess they did help after all." He looked up, and stared at the spot where the medical vehicle once was. Dom sniffed the air, and glanced up at Ava, inquisitive. "Do you smell lavender...? Ah, nevermind. What did they do to you, huh?"
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Ava Ire wrote:Omad looked around the back of the police vehicle in terror, as the realization of where he could be headed towards hit him with full force. "Wh-where am I being taken?!," he shouted fearfully, hoping the drivers in the front compartment could hear him.
The officer in the passenger seat looks back at him. "One of our fine high-security prison facilities. As for your van... Wouldn't count on seeing it again. Judging by the look the commander made when he looked inside, I think he found somethin' juicy in there."
"Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne, he travels the fastest who travels alone." ~

by TotallyNotEvilLand » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:52 pm
Skyline United wrote:(I got the value mixed with another coin)
He wiped his mouth and said, "Not as hot as hellfire." Then the object under his cloak started moving again.
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by Skyline United » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:53 pm
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Skyline United wrote:(I got the value mixed with another coin)
He wiped his mouth and said, "Not as hot as hellfire." Then the object under his cloak started moving again.
(She has no idea what they are either way.)
"Sorry I don't stock metaphysical concepts." She moves her head around. "What IS that under your cloak?"
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