NS MAFIA: Jolt Invaders! (Game Thread)

by **Super-Llamaland** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:26 am

UnStellar (4): Mirakai, San Llera, G-Tech Corporation, Raktio
G-Tech Corporation (2): Murovanka, UnStellar
San Llera (1): The Forsworn Knights

Probably Going to be Modkilled: Naval Monte, Generalia

The day will be extended to 6:00 EST so you have 4.5 hours left! UnStellar is set to be lynched!

by **Generailia** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:35 am

Generailia wasn't really doing much, being how he was still standing there and ignoring everyone as he simply day-dreamed. Then after a fair amount of time he said. "I..I just can't kill anyone just yet, I'm sorry." The filthy man then plopped into a nearby chair as he attempted to comprehend just what was going on exactly.

##VOTE NOLYNCH

by **Super-Llamaland** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:35 am

UnStellar (4): Mirakai, San Llera, G-Tech Corporation, Raktio
G-Tech Corporation (2): Murovanka, UnStellar
San Llera (1): The Forsworn Knights
NO-LYNCH (1): Generailia

Probably Going to be Modkilled: Naval Monte

by **Super-Llamaland** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 1:47 pm

UnStellar (4): Mirakai, San Llera, G-Tech Corporation, Raktio
G-Tech Corporation (2): Murovanka, UnStellar
San Llera (1): The Forsworn Knights
NO-LYNCH (1): Generailia

Probably Going to be Modkilled: Naval Monte

NOTE: If Monte is town, whoever you lynch is town, and a townie dies during the night, you guys lose.

If Monte is town, whoever you lynch is town, and a townie and a mafioso dies during the night, you stay alive.

by **Super-Llamaland** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:39 pm

UnStellar (4): Mirakai, San Llera, G-Tech Corporation, Raktio
G-Tech Corporation (2): Murovanka, UnStellar
San Llera (1): The Forsworn Knights
NO-LYNCH (1): Generailia
NO VOTE (1): Naval Monte

They'd finally done it. They had found a member of the mafia. Everyone had thought that UnStellar had done something odd during the night, but nobody could place it - and now, they were willing to hang him for it.

"It's over, UnStellar," someone said, fitting the noose. "We've caught you. And you are going to hang for your crimes."

UnStellar had finally realized the magnitude of what was about to happen. His eyes widened. "Wait, no! Give me a minute."

"Why should we? You're obviously the most suspicious," another man said, brandishing a medium-sized salmon in each hand.

"I say we let him speak. What if they're a townie? There aren't many of us left. Soon we'll be outnumbered. We should lynch carefully."

One person took the noose off, and UnStellar immediately punched him in the chest, sending them flying back with the force of their mighty arm muscles. "TAKE THAT, SCUM!" he screamed. The town was flung into panic.

Somebody wound back and threw a salmon in UnStellar's face. He dropped to the ground, stunned. "Somebody contain him!"

UnStellar managed to sit up, scrabbling for purchase with his salmon-greased hands. Another salmon was thrown, but he managed to duck under it, getting back up.

A soft click. UnStellar froze. Somebody had found a shotgun and snuck behind UnStellar. "Any last words?"

UnStellar swallowed, and looked to his side for somebody to back him up, only to find none.

"I-I'm sorry I didn't do more for you. Please don't kill me, I'm the j-"

BANG.

"Too late."

"There's one down and two to go. Let's see where we stand in the morning. About time we caught scum, I guess."

"Wait!" it was yelped. "All is lost!"

They gathered around UnStellar's corpse.

"What is it?"

The person who'd said it went white. He silently opened UnStellar's pocket. Inside was a pair of handcuffs.

"We didn't kill scum. We killed the jailer!"

UNSTELLAR, THE JAILER, HAS BEEN LYNCHED!

NIGHT HAS BEGUN. YOU HAVE 23.5 HOURS.

by **Mirakai** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:41 pm

Next time....

Please.

Please.

PLEASE.

Just say that your the jailer

by **G-Tech Corporation** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:47 pm

Well ballz.

Gg.

"Jail me and threaten me, will you? Well, look where that got you you sorry decaying piece of meat." I kicked the jailer's cooling body, not with much hate behind it, but more with irritation. True, him jailing me had kept me safe from the Mafia, but it had also kept me from fingering any of the scrubs if I was lynched the following day. Well, at least I would expose one of them when they inevitably came for me. I sat down and gorged myself on a cake fresh from the barracks oven. At least I would die happy.

by **Naval Monte** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 5:17 pm

Well shite the Jailer is dead. Reminds me of the last maifia game that I joined in another site were my time lost the Don early on the game.

by **The Forsworn Knights** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:26 pm

We have pretty much lost . Bandwagons kill. This is what I have been trying to tell you people.

by **Naval Monte** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:06 pm

The Forsworn Knights wrote:We have pretty much lost . Bandwagons kill. This is what I have been trying to tell you people.

Sadly mob mentality will always take over regardless on how many times you tell people not to go there, doesn't help that bandwagoning seems to be our only tool against the mafia.

by **Murovanka** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:47 pm

*faints*

When he wakes up, he shivers. This was what, the second innocent person he's killed? With a shaking hand, he puts the barrel of his loaded pistol to his head, and pulls the trigger.

Fuck. Still doesn't work.

by **Super-Llamaland** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:04 am

STATUS UPDATE

REMAINING:

3 Mafia (Paparazzi, Hooker, Puppeteer)
5 Town (1 Oracle, 4 Vanilla Townies)

Mirakai
San Llera
G-Tech Corporation
Raktio
Murovanka
The Forsworn Knights
Naval Monte
Generailia

by **Raktio** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:21 am

Well either Mirovanka and G-tech just have a rivalry, or it's likely one of them is the mafia, 3/8's chance really, or they're both mafia (3/16's chance) and detering eachother from being a target of being lynched, by acusing eachother in a fairly nonsensical fight while some innocent is being accused falsely.

by **San Llera** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:40 am

The mafia are rampaging, and the no one can do anything about it. San Llera needs to get out of this town.

by **Naval Monte** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:25 pm

Raktio wrote:Well either Mirovanka and G-tech just have a rivalry, or it's likely one of them is the mafia, 3/8's chance really, or they're both mafia (3/16's chance) and detering eachother from being a target of being lynched, by acusing eachother in a fairly nonsensical fight while some innocent is being accused falsely.

Well if one of the two are indeed a maifa member than we need to vote them off, question is who do we pick?

by **Super-Llamaland** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:34 pm

"Hey Mirakai, how's it going?"

Mirakai slumped forwards, revealing the knife stuck between their shoulder blades.

"Oh f***"

MIRAKAI, THE VANILLA TOWNIE, HAS BEEN MURDERED! DAY FIVE HAS BEGUN AND YOU HAVE 45.5 HOURS!

by **Super-Llamaland** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:37 pm

REMAINING:

3 Mafia (Paparazzi, Hooker, Puppeteer)
4 Town (1 Oracle, 3 Vanilla Townies)

San Llera
G-Tech Corporation
Raktio
Murovanka
The Forsworn Knights
Naval Monte
Generailia

DEAD

Lunas Legion - TOWNIE - killed night one
Galnius - COP - lynched day two
Harkback Union - TOWNIE - killed night two
Valrifell - TOWNIE - killed night three
UnStellar - JAILER - lynched day four
Mirakai - TOWNIE - killed night four

by **Naval Monte** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:51 pm

Right.

##VOTE G-Tech.

by **G-Tech Corporation** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:08 pm

Dearie me. We're boned.

Also, wrong.

##LYNCH Naval Monte

by **Murovanka** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:47 pm

##VOTE G-Tech.

Jump on the bandwagon guys, let's get this muddaf*cker. *carefully loads pistol*

by **The Forsworn Knights** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:16 pm

##lynch g-tech.

by **San Llera** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:44 pm

Murovanka wrote:##VOTE G-Tech.

Jump on the bandwagon guys, let's get this muddaf*cker. *carefully loads pistol*

Bandwagons are bad, and are what have doomed us all so far. ##LYNCH Murovanka

by **Super-Llamaland** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 4:32 pm

DAY FIVE, VOTE COUNT ONE

G-Tech Corporation (3): Naval Monte, Murovanka, The Forsworn Knights
Naval Monte (1): G-Tech Corporation
Murovanka (1): San Llera
No Vote Entered (2): Generailia, Raktio

The day ends at 6:00 PM Eastern Time tomorrow!

by **Generailia** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:15 pm

Generailia looked at Mirakai's corpse with a face that was both visibly both mentally and physically exhausted as he said weakly. "Yeah, Muro's acting weird as always along with G-Tech and Naval's pretty lynch happy. Yet I'd say that the fact that Murovanka's habit to carry around a firearm that..well I don't really know what it does but this fact seems fairly odd if you ask me. So I'll need to vote for him..since Naval's likely just as done with our lynching of innocents as I am and I rather not join another bandwagon as well. Since that simple thing caused the death of both our cop and our jailor." Then the filthy man then took a seat as he glared at anyone who looked at him sadly.

##LYNCH Murovanka

by **Murovanka** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 12:36 am

Carrying a firearm? Well, haven't you seen what had happened when I tried to pull the trigger? Trust me, I only use it for... not what it's meant to be used for. Seriously. Bring it to the ballistics experts, they'll confirm it. On the other hand, don't. It'd be a bit... embarrassing.

G-tech is it, peeps, lynch him asap and don't waste your time with this Wanker.

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