The Liquid Wallaby - Midnight in Melanthine (Transition!)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Crysal attempts to give Cerril dating advice.

"I'm not sure the women of the 21st century appreciate asserting dominance via headbutting." Cerril scratches his head confusedly.

"Maybe you should ask someone more contemporary, then."

"... I didn't even ask you. You just came up and started giving me advice." Cerril walks off, and Crysal sighs.

[Ava Ire]

"Heh. Yeah, I did..."

"Well... As I've always said... I'm always going to be here for you. No matter what."
He opened his eyes, and reached up, kissing her.

Ava was slightly surprised, but welcomed it anyways.
She touched the rose he had with him. "You know, you're one lucky guy."

[Barboneia]

"Well... As I've always said... I'm always going to be here for you. No matter what."
He opened his eyes, and reached up, kissing her.

Ava was slightly surprised, but welcomed it anyways.
She touched the rose he had with him. "You know, you're one lucky guy."

He grinned.
"Really? I would've never guessed. Tell me some ways in which I am, eh?"

[Ava Ire]

Ava was slightly surprised, but welcomed it anyways.
She touched the rose he had with him. "You know, you're one lucky guy."

He grinned.
"Really? I would've never guessed. Tell me some ways in which I am, eh?"

"Well, for starters, you have a flower that can make you almost immortal..." She poked his green rose.

[Barboneia]

He grinned.
"Really? I would've never guessed. Tell me some ways in which I am, eh?"

"Well, for starters, you have a flower that can make you almost immortal..." She poked his green rose.

"Hm... I also have an amazing girlfriend who's the best thing to ever happen to me..."

[Ava Ire]

"Well, for starters, you have a flower that can make you almost immortal..." She poked his green rose.

"Hm... I also have an amazing girlfriend who's the best thing to ever happen to me..."

"....and you lead a pretty exciting life, compared to a bunch of other poor saps."

[Barboneia]

"Hm... I also have an amazing girlfriend who's the best thing to ever happen to me..."

"....and you lead a pretty exciting life, compared to a bunch of other poor saps."

"True. Imagine if I hadn't decided to go on vacation on that faithful day... I'd probably stuck at my office job, working for the rest of my life until I eventually died."
He blinked.
"...Ech."

[Barboneia]

Crysal attempts to give Cerril dating advice.

"I'm not sure the women of the 21st century appreciate asserting dominance via headbutting." Cerril scratches his head confusedly.

"Maybe you should ask someone more contemporary, then."

"... I didn't even ask you. You just came up and started giving me advice." Cerril walks off, and Crysal sighs.

Armund scoffed.
"Barbaric..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Armund scoffed.
"Barbaric..."

Cerril looks down at him. "You know, the Romans said that about people too. They were taken down by so-called barbarians."

[Barboneia]

Armund scoffed.
"Barbaric..."

Cerril looks down at him. "You know, the Romans said that about people too. They were taken down by so-called barbarians."

"Yes, but the Romans didn't have something called trade sanctions."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Cerril looks down at him. "You know, the Romans said that about people too. They were taken down by so-called barbarians."

"Yes, but the Romans didn't have something called trade sanctions."

"The Arkadacians have a little thing called self-sufficency. International trade is just a bonus."

[Ava Ire]

"....and you lead a pretty exciting life, compared to a bunch of other poor saps."

"True. Imagine if I hadn't decided to go on vacation on that faithful day... I'd probably stuck at my office job, working for the rest of my life until I eventually died."
He blinked.
"...Ech."

Ava grinned.
"That's why you have me!"

[Barboneia]

"True. Imagine if I hadn't decided to go on vacation on that faithful day... I'd probably stuck at my office job, working for the rest of my life until I eventually died."
He blinked.
"...Ech."

Ava grinned.
"That's why you have me!"

He hugged her tightly.
"Innit that the truth?"

"Yes, but the Romans didn't have something called trade sanctions."

"The Arkadacians have a little thing called self-sufficency. International trade is just a bonus."

"Pft."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Pft."

"I didn't know anti-Arkadacian sentiment was still a thing. I thought, you know, being the primary reason nobody fucks with the Tinellian Union would be enough for some Culdranth to get over their fear of the tall."

Cerril sighs condescendingly. "Tsk tsk."

[Barboneia]

"Pft."

"I didn't know anti-Arkadacian sentiment was still a thing. I thought, you know, being the primary reason nobody fucks with the Tinellian Union would be enough for some Culdranth to get over their fear of the tall."

Cerril sighs condescendingly. "Tsk tsk."

"Ha! You think we fear you bastards? I mean, you guys aren't even intimidating that much! Except for the carrot head lady. And her sister. Boy, they give me the creeps."

[Ava Ire]

Ava grinned.
"That's why you have me!"

He hugged her tightly.
"Innit that the truth?"

Ava suddenly went quiet. Her brows furrowed.

[Barboneia]

He hugged her tightly.
"Innit that the truth?"

Ava suddenly went quiet. Her brows furrowed.

Dom stared up at her.
"...What's wrong?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"I didn't know anti-Arkadacian sentiment was still a thing. I thought, you know, being the primary reason nobody fucks with the Tinellian Union would be enough for some Culdranth to get over their fear of the tall."

Cerril sighs condescendingly. "Tsk tsk."

"Ha! You think we fear you bastards? I mean, you guys aren't even intimidating that much! Except for the carrot head lady. And her sister. Boy, they give me the creeps."

Cerril very, very slowly gets down to his height and smiles widely. "Culdranthine is part of the Tinellian union. We're the ones responsible for keeping your asses out of the fire." He remains eerily calm and taps Armund on the head. "If you want to assume frilly, adorable little outfits will keep your nation and the union protected, you just keep thinking that." He stands up and walks away.

[Barboneia]

"Ha! You think we fear you bastards? I mean, you guys aren't even intimidating that much! Except for the carrot head lady. And her sister. Boy, they give me the creeps."

Cerril very, very slowly gets down to his height and smiles widely. "Culdranthine is part of the Tinellian union. We're the ones responsible for keeping your asses out of the fire." He remains eerily calm and taps Armund on the head. "If you want to assume frilly, adorable little outfits will keep your nation and the union protected, you just keep thinking that." He stands up and walks away.

Armund looks like he's about to burst. He slowly begins to breathe heavily, and he sighs. He goes to the bar and crawls up onto a stool.
"Kasat... Could I have a bottle of root beer, please?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Cerril very, very slowly gets down to his height and smiles widely. "Culdranthine is part of the Tinellian union. We're the ones responsible for keeping your asses out of the fire." He remains eerily calm and taps Armund on the head. "If you want to assume frilly, adorable little outfits will keep your nation and the union protected, you just keep thinking that." He stands up and walks away.

Armund looks like he's about to burst. He slowly begins to breathe heavily, and he sighs. He goes to the bar and crawls up onto a stool.
"Kasat... Could I have a bottle of root beer, please?"

Kasat leans over the bar and hands him a bottle. "Eh, sure."

A Culdranth with glasses and dyed, neon red hair steps inside, glaring at every Arkadacian, Male, and Culdranth she passes by.

[Ava Ire]

Ava suddenly went quiet. Her brows furrowed.

Dom stared up at her.
"...What's wrong?"

".....It feels like there's a....."
Ava shook her head. "Ah! Nevermind..."

[Barboneia]

Dom stared up at her.
"...What's wrong?"

".....It feels like there's a....."
Ava shook her head. "Ah! Nevermind..."

"A what? Come on, tell me. You know I'll pester you until you say it."

Armund looks like he's about to burst. He slowly begins to breathe heavily, and he sighs. He goes to the bar and crawls up onto a stool.
"Kasat... Could I have a bottle of root beer, please?"

Kasat leans over the bar and hands him a bottle. "Eh, sure."

A Culdranth with glasses and dyed, neon red hair steps inside, glaring at every Arkadacian, Male, and Culdranth she passes by.

Armund uncapped the bottle and took a sip, before looking over at the Culdranth. He waves to her.

[The Unhallowed City]

Vena returned to the bar in similar fashion to before, all wrapped in cloak and scarf and hood.

[Ava Ire]

".....It feels like there's a....."
Ava shook her head. "Ah! Nevermind..."

"A what? Come on, tell me. You know I'll pester you until you say it."

Ava narrowed her eyes.
"Do that, and I'll make sure you're never able to pester me again..."
She scoffed. "Anyways, I think there's a ghost in here... again..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Armund uncapped the bottle and took a sip, before looking over at the Culdranth. He waves to her.

She looks at him in disgust and sits on the opposite end of the bar from him. She then looks over at Kasat, smiling in a disturbingly friendly manner. "Hey there! Could you please get me a Rahnese Latte? And uh... sorry how the Culdranth have treated your people."

Kasat looks over at Armund, slightly uncomfortable, and starts up the coffee maker.