The Liquid Wallaby - Midnight in Melanthine (Transition!)

[Torrocca]

(r00d)

"... And he can't help my writer finish up that little story he was working on at all?! What baloney!" Torr coughs, then mutters, "erm... I mean... gruff, heroic, Kingly talk... mutter mutter mutter... no fourth wall breaking here..."

(don't start sounding like scam here)

"He's too busy playing Ukranian video games, I think." Saren scratches his head. "What's a Ukraine?"

(I just want to finish the damn story so I can bring those characters to the Wallaby proper (sort of). Pls TNEL ;-;)

"It's a country in Eastern Europe that borders Russia and is currently undergoing a revolutioninvasion," Torr says, thinking long and hard about how Saren even becomes a King in the future.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(don't start sounding like scam here)

"He's too busy playing Ukranian video games, I think." Saren scratches his head. "What's a Ukraine?"

(I just want to finish the damn story so I can bring those characters to the Wallaby proper (sort of). Pls TNEL ;-;)

"It's a country in Eastern Europe that borders Russia and is currently undergoing a revolutioninvasion," Torr says, thinking long and hard about how Saren even becomes a King in the future.

(finelater)

This Saren is currently quite young, so he has an excuse. "Oh. I've never been to East Europe, but I met a few important guys from those places while dad was having them as dinner guests or something."

That and he's a legitimate child unlike 95% of the other options.

[Torrocca]

(I just want to finish the damn story so I can bring those characters to the Wallaby proper (sort of). Pls TNEL ;-;)

"It's a country in Eastern Europe that borders Russia and is currently undergoing a revolutioninvasion," Torr says, thinking long and hard about how Saren even becomes a King in the future.

(finelater)

This Saren is currently quite young, so he has an excuse. "Oh. I've never been to East Europe, but I met a few important guys from those places while dad was having them as dinner guests or something."

That and he's a legitimate child unlike 95% of the other options.

(YAY)

"Oh... ooooooooooooh..." Torr shudders at the thought of Sarn actually meeting someone like Putin. "You... uh... you didn't talk too much to them, right?"

Eh.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(YAY)

"Oh... ooooooooooooh..." Torr shudders at the thought of Sarn actually meeting someone like Putin. "You... uh... you didn't talk too much to them, right?"

Eh.

"... We talked a lot! We got along too, he was cool. He told me he rode bears and stuff. Can't remember his name, though."

meh

[Torrocca]

(YAY)

"Oh... ooooooooooooh..." Torr shudders at the thought of Sarn actually meeting someone like Putin. "You... uh... you didn't talk too much to them, right?"

Eh.

"... We talked a lot! We got along too, he was cool. He told me he rode bears and stuff. Can't remember his name, though."

meh

"Oh. Well, erm... that's... probably bad - bad, since you're going to become a king sooner or later."

Bleh.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... We talked a lot! We got along too, he was cool. He told me he rode bears and stuff. Can't remember his name, though."

meh

"Oh. Well, erm... that's... probably bad - bad, since you're going to become a king sooner or later."

Bleh.

"Why is getting along with people bad? I thought that was a good thing." Saren looks terribly confused.

Cerril is currently playing with a small, squeaking, blue-haired Arkadacian-babby in one of the booths. "Who's the littlest one? You are!"

[Torrocca]

"Oh. Well, erm... that's... probably bad - bad, since you're going to become a king sooner or later."

Bleh.

"Why is getting along with people bad? I thought that was a good thing." Saren looks terribly confused.

Cerril is currently playing with a small, squeaking, blue-haired Arkadacian-babby in one of the booths. "Who's the littlest one? You are!"

"Well, it is... but... y'see... some people are very, very manipulative. Or insane. Or just controlling. For example, Mr. Putin." Torr turns to Cerril and asks, "so you've finally decided to abandon Saren, eh?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Well, it is... but... y'see... some people are very, very manipulative. Or insane. Or just controlling. For example, Mr. Putin." Torr turns to Cerril and asks, "so you've finally decided to abandon Saren, eh?"

"... Oh. Okay."

Cerril looks over at him and shakes his head. "No, I'm just spending some time with the other kids. Not like I'm gonna forget about them completely... I'm building a little team here. Saren'll be the friendly, smiling face, Iluvia can be the one running things from the back, and I'll figure out what the rest can do after they've... you know, got old enough to have personalities."

[Torrocca]

"Well, it is... but... y'see... some people are very, very manipulative. Or insane. Or just controlling. For example, Mr. Putin." Torr turns to Cerril and asks, "so you've finally decided to abandon Saren, eh?"

"... Oh. Okay."

Cerril looks over at him and shakes his head. "No, I'm just spending some time with the other kids. Not like I'm gonna forget about them completely... I'm building a little team here. Saren'll be the friendly, smiling face, Iluvia can be the one running things from the back, and I'll figure out what the rest can do after they've... you know, got old enough to have personalities."

"... You realize having so many kids can end up being a bad thing? Like, 'tear your nation apart for power' bad? I haven't been around too long, but I've seen it happen. It's ugly."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"... You realize having so many kids can end up being a bad thing? Like, 'tear your nation apart for power' bad? I haven't been around too long, but I've seen it happen. It's ugly."

"Y'see, that doesn't happen in Arkadacia because they know Crysal'll show up if the dynasty's proving incompetent... fear of her keeps the rulers in order."

[Torrocca]

"... You realize having so many kids can end up being a bad thing? Like, 'tear your nation apart for power' bad? I haven't been around too long, but I've seen it happen. It's ugly."

"Y'see, that doesn't happen in Arkadacia because they know Crysal'll show up if the dynasty's proving incompetent... fear of her keeps the rulers in order."

"... Right." Torr pauses, thinks for a moment, then says, "y'know, all this talk makes me want to get into one of Jet's old time machines and go see some old Torroccan history take place."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Y'see, that doesn't happen in Arkadacia because they know Crysal'll show up if the dynasty's proving incompetent... fear of her keeps the rulers in order."

"... Right." Torr pauses, thinks for a moment, then says, "y'know, all this talk makes me want to get into one of Jet's old time machines and go see some old Torroccan history take place."

"I think he had all of those destroyed... not sure, weirdo never visits anymore."

[Torrocca]

"... Right." Torr pauses, thinks for a moment, then says, "y'know, all this talk makes me want to get into one of Jet's old time machines and go see some old Torroccan history take place."

"I think he had all of those destroyed... not sure, weirdo never visits anymore."

"What a shame. At least I can still ask the Divine Ones on the Hill to send me back in time. Buuut... they're probably too grumpy about this whole 'time-and-space rupture over Torrocca that'll bring Chaos to the world' thing that's predicted to happen in about... erm... twenty days? Yeah, twenty days from now."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"I think he had all of those destroyed... not sure, weirdo never visits anymore."

"What a shame. At least I can still ask the Divine Ones on the Hill to send me back in time. Buuut... they're probably too grumpy about this whole 'time-and-space rupture over Torrocca that'll bring Chaos to the world' thing that's predicted to happen in about... erm... twenty days? Yeah, twenty days from now."

"Brilliant." He mutters, poking the now sleeping child on the nose. "Damn, you passed out fast."

[Torrocca]

"What a shame. At least I can still ask the Divine Ones on the Hill to send me back in time. Buuut... they're probably too grumpy about this whole 'time-and-space rupture over Torrocca that'll bring Chaos to the world' thing that's predicted to happen in about... erm... twenty days? Yeah, twenty days from now."

"Brilliant." He mutters, poking the now sleeping child on the nose. "Damn, you passed out fast."

"Uh-huh. It's... actually kind of the only reason I'm here. All those other guys in fancy armor and I are supposed to go stop that civil war up north, reunite the country, and prepare for battle. We don't get any real second chances this time, and... well, since the Torroccan population thinks I'm still alive, Valarskar and the others are keeping me back so I don't go and die again, since the people will think they're only maniacs in armor and not rally behind them. But, as the King, they'll follow me."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Brilliant." He mutters, poking the now sleeping child on the nose. "Damn, you passed out fast."

"Uh-huh. It's... actually kind of the only reason I'm here. All those other guys in fancy armor and I are supposed to go stop that civil war up north, reunite the country, and prepare for battle. We don't get any real second chances this time, and... well, since the Torroccan population thinks I'm still alive, Valarskar and the others are keeping me back so I don't go and die again, since the people will think they're only maniacs in armor and not rally behind them. But, as the King, they'll follow me."

"Sounds like a real adventure you've got planned." Cerril mumbles, yawning loudly.

[Torrocca]

"Uh-huh. It's... actually kind of the only reason I'm here. All those other guys in fancy armor and I are supposed to go stop that civil war up north, reunite the country, and prepare for battle. We don't get any real second chances this time, and... well, since the Torroccan population thinks I'm still alive, Valarskar and the others are keeping me back so I don't go and die again, since the people will think they're only maniacs in armor and not rally behind them. But, as the King, they'll follow me."

"Sounds like a real adventure you've got planned." Cerril mumbles, yawning loudly.

"Well, I mean, yeah. If we don't do this, the world could, kind of, y'know, end." Torr just shrugs. "Not like that's important or anything, though, eh?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(Deciding we'll go with the ticking countdown timer of doom to the WW1allaby. Prep yer arses.)

[Torrocca]

(Deciding we'll go with the ticking countdown timer of doom to the WW1allaby. Prep yer arses.)

(HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH THE DAMN STORY I HAD GOING)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(Deciding we'll go with the ticking countdown timer of doom to the WW1allaby. Prep yer arses.)

(HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH THE DAMN STORY I HAD GOING)

(Go faster than an ADHD-afflicted hedgehog that has an inexplicably large fanbase.)

[Barboneia]

(Deciding we'll go with the ticking countdown timer of doom to the WW1allaby. Prep yer arses.)

(HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH THE DAMN STORY I HAD GOING)

(You won't :>)

[Torrocca]

(HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH THE DAMN STORY I HAD GOING)

(Go faster than an ADHD-afflicted hedgehog that has an inexplicably large fanbase.)

(But I can't unless you or Jappy reply to that post ;-;)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(Go faster than an ADHD-afflicted hedgehog that has an inexplicably large fanbase.)

(But I can't unless you or Jappy reply to that post ;-;)

(later

getting first draft of ww1 intro done and then i gotta add my ww1 characters to the list)

[Torrocca]

(But I can't unless you or Jappy reply to that post ;-;)

(later

getting first draft of ww1 intro done and then i gotta add my ww1 characters to the list)

(TNEL pls I just want to finish that storyline ;-;

I had so many awesome ideas for it and everything ;-;)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(later

getting first draft of ww1 intro done and then i gotta add my ww1 characters to the list)

(TNEL pls I just want to finish that storyline ;-;

I had so many awesome ideas for it and everything ;-;)

(and i've had ww1 on the backburner for like two years now)