The Liquid Wallaby - Midnight in Melanthine (Transition!)

[Barboneia]

Dom slowly pulls out a small pencil from her purse and points it Crysal.
"...The power of... Ticonderoga compels you!"

Crysal bites said pencil in half and spits part of it out, waiting to see Dom's reaction.

Dom begins to hyperventilate.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Crysal bites said pencil in half and spits part of it out, waiting to see Dom's reaction.

Dom begins to hyperventilate.

"... Not what I was hoping for, but it was amusing enough." She walks away casually.

[Barboneia]

Dom begins to hyperventilate.

"... Not what I was hoping for, but it was amusing enough." She walks away casually.

Dom finally stops. She slumps out of her chair to the ground, groaning.

[Torrocca]

Torr raises an eyebrow at Sersal and replies, "I'm not sure what's worse: you listening only to the vocal minority, or the fact that you're going to be a king who listens only to the vocal minority."

"I'll hear them, but I don't listen. It's like the institutions trying to implement a state religion or the people who demand we ban eating certain kinds of foods. People exist for Arkadacia, Arkadacia doesn't exist for the people. If they dislike the way I rule, they're free to leave." Sersal adjusts his hair. "'Sides, Tumblr and Reddit should just go fuck already. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife."

Dom stared up at the towering (to her) Arkadacian, eyes wide. Sweat started to bead up on her forehead.
"...I thought you weren't all evil anymore!"

"Morality is an objective thing, isn't it?" Crysal says, leaning over Dom and grinning maniacally.

Torr sighs, then says to Sersal, "of course you don't listen. That's why you're complaining right now."

"... Not what I was hoping for, but it was amusing enough." She walks away casually.

Dom finally stops. She slumps out of her chair to the ground, groaning.

"You... uh... you alright there, pal?"

[Barboneia]

"You... uh... you alright there, pal?"

Charles goes up to Dom and kneels next to her body. He places a finger on her neck and raises an eyebrow.
"...I think she's dead."

[Torrocca]

"You... uh... you alright there, pal?"

Charles goes up to Dom and kneels next to her body. He places a finger on her neck and raises an eyebrow.
"...I think she's dead."

"Hmm... are you sure?" Torr goes over to them, removes one of his armored gloves, and feels Dom's neck for a pulse.

[Barboneia]

Charles goes up to Dom and kneels next to her body. He places a finger on her neck and raises an eyebrow.
"...I think she's dead."

"Hmm... are you sure?" Torr goes over to them, removes one of his armored gloves, and feels Dom's neck for a pulse.

Dom isn't breathing. She seems to be getting cold.
"...Well, I'm a doctor, so yes, I'm sure."

[Torrocca]

"Hmm... are you sure?" Torr goes over to them, removes one of his armored gloves, and feels Dom's neck for a pulse.

Dom isn't breathing. She seems to be getting cold.
"...Well, I'm a doctor, so yes, I'm sure."

"... Right." Torr pauses for a second, then says, "so... I suppose now would be a good time for some good ol' fashioned CPR." Torr removes the other glove, cracks his knuckles, and begins to perform some chest compressions.

[Barboneia]

Dom isn't breathing. She seems to be getting cold.
"...Well, I'm a doctor, so yes, I'm sure."

"... Right." Torr pauses for a second, then says, "so... I suppose now would be a good time for some good ol' fashioned CPR." Torr removes the other glove, cracks his knuckles, and begins to perform some chest compressions.

Both of Dom's arms shoot up and wrap around Torr's neck. She begins to choke him.

[Torrocca]

"... Right." Torr pauses for a second, then says, "so... I suppose now would be a good time for some good ol' fashioned CPR." Torr removes the other glove, cracks his knuckles, and begins to perform some chest compressions.

Both of Dom's arms shoot up and wrap around Torr's neck. She begins to choke him.

"Achk! I-GAHCK-WAS TRYING-ARGH-TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!" Torr grabs Dom's arms and works to free himself from her grasp.

[Barboneia]

Both of Dom's arms shoot up and wrap around Torr's neck. She begins to choke him.

"Achk! I-GAHCK-WAS TRYING-ARGH-TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!" Torr grabs Dom's arms and works to free himself from her grasp.

Dom is surprisingly strong, and isn't deterred easily. She grins manically as she tightens her grip.

[Torrocca]

"Achk! I-GAHCK-WAS TRYING-ARGH-TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!" Torr grabs Dom's arms and works to free himself from her grasp.

Dom is surprisingly strong, and isn't deterred easily. She grins manically as she tightens her grip.

Torr, who had the upbringing of a survivalist and, later, a warrior, isn't stopped in his struggle either. He eventually decides to use all he can to free himself from Dom, pulling at her arms with all his might.

[Barboneia]

Dom is surprisingly strong, and isn't deterred easily. She grins manically as she tightens her grip.

Torr, who had the upbringing of a survivalist and, later, a warrior, isn't stopped in his struggle either. He eventually decides to use all he can to free himself from Dom, pulling at her arms with all his might.

She finally lets go, but not before swinging her legs up right into his crotch.

[Torrocca]

Torr, who had the upbringing of a survivalist and, later, a warrior, isn't stopped in his struggle either. He eventually decides to use all he can to free himself from Dom, pulling at her arms with all his might.

She finally lets go, but not before swinging her legs up right into his crotch.

Torr, luckily being the madman that he rightfully is, had his suit of armor, for the most part, on at the time, and avoids a stinging defertilization from Dom.

[Barboneia]

She finally lets go, but not before swinging her legs up right into his crotch.

Torr, luckily being the madman that he rightfully is, had his suit of armor, for the most part, on at the time, and avoids a stinging defertilization from Dom.

Dom grunts as her legs bang against the armor. She rolls away from him.
"Wanker!"

[Torrocca]

Torr, luckily being the madman that he rightfully is, had his suit of armor, for the most part, on at the time, and avoids a stinging defertilization from Dom.

Dom grunts as her legs bang against the armor. She rolls away from him.
"Wanker!"

Torr looks absolutely bewildered as he shouts at her, "how the hell am I the bad guy here?! I thought you were dying, dammit! I was trying to save your life!"

[Barboneia]

Dom grunts as her legs bang against the armor. She rolls away from him.
"Wanker!"

Torr looks absolutely bewildered as he shouts at her, "how the hell am I the bad guy here?! I thought you were dying, dammit! I was trying to save your life!"

"Of course I wasn't bloody dying, you idiot! If I were dying there'd be blood an' all that everywhere!"

[Torrocca]

Torr looks absolutely bewildered as he shouts at her, "how the hell am I the bad guy here?! I thought you were dying, dammit! I was trying to save your life!"

"Of course I wasn't bloody dying, you idiot! If I were dying there'd be blood an' all that everywhere!"

"You can die without bleeding out, for crying out loud! Last time I checked, heart attacks, choking, and brain aneurysms are still a very real thing!"

[Barboneia]

"Of course I wasn't bloody dying, you idiot! If I were dying there'd be blood an' all that everywhere!"

"You can die without bleeding out, for crying out loud! Last time I checked, heart attacks, choking, and brain aneurysms are still a very real thing!"

"Shut up, Torr! You're stupid!"

[Torrocca]

"You can die without bleeding out, for crying out loud! Last time I checked, heart attacks, choking, and brain aneurysms are still a very real thing!"

"Shut up, Torr! You're stupid!"

"YEAH?! WELL... okay, maybe you're right, since I did listen to that guy who claimed he was both a doctor and that you were dead... BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T EXCUSE TRYING TO MURDER SOMEONE WHO TRIED TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!"

[Barboneia]

"Shut up, Torr! You're stupid!"

"YEAH?! WELL... okay, maybe you're right, since I did listen to that guy who claimed he was both a doctor and that you were dead... BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T EXCUSE TRYING TO MURDER SOMEONE WHO TRIED TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!"

"It's a very good excuse. I don't like you, therefore I tried to kill you. Again."

[Torrocca]

"YEAH?! WELL... okay, maybe you're right, since I did listen to that guy who claimed he was both a doctor and that you were dead... BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T EXCUSE TRYING TO MURDER SOMEONE WHO TRIED TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!"

"It's a very good excuse. I don't like you, therefore I tried to kill you. Again."

"It's really not a good-wait, waitwaitwait... WHY do we even hate each other, anyways? I'm kinda... lost here."

[Barboneia]

"It's a very good excuse. I don't like you, therefore I tried to kill you. Again."

"It's really not a good-wait, waitwaitwait... WHY do we even hate each other, anyways? I'm kinda... lost here."

"Well, no one else seemed to like you, so I just jumped on the band wagon."

[Torrocca]

"It's really not a good-wait, waitwaitwait... WHY do we even hate each other, anyways? I'm kinda... lost here."

"Well, no one else seemed to like you, so I just jumped on the band wagon."

"... Oh. But that's really not all that true. I mean, there's a few people that liked me. Like Ira and Ericka and this one Polish farmer who I helped out once. There's also Saren and... well, Cerril's kind of neutral. Ish. Not really."

[Barboneia]

"Well, no one else seemed to like you, so I just jumped on the band wagon."

"... Oh. But that's really not all that true. I mean, there's a few people that liked me. Like Ira and Ericka and this one Polish farmer who I helped out once. There's also Saren and... well, Cerril's kind of neutral. Ish. Not really."

"...Speaking of Ira, I got to third base with her and you didn't! So ha!"