The Liquid Wallaby - Midnight in Melanthine (Transition!)

[Barboneia]

A fish sticks it's head out of the hole cut in the ice and spits freezing water at Alexi. He groans and heads back to the cabin. When he enters, he collapses to the ground.

She looks down at him and nudges him toward the fireplace. "Having troubles with the locals again?" She asks.

He groans.
"Why are fish so mean?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She looks down at him and nudges him toward the fireplace. "Having troubles with the locals again?" She asks.

He groans.
"Why are fish so mean?"

"Because they're tired of you trying to catch them, I'd presume."

[Barboneia]

He groans.
"Why are fish so mean?"

"Because they're tired of you trying to catch them, I'd presume."

"Hmph."
He sat up and warmed himself.
"This place sucks... I wish I stayed in Tinell..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Because they're tired of you trying to catch them, I'd presume."

"Hmph."
He sat up and warmed himself.
"This place sucks... I wish I stayed in Tinell..."

(finding ancient civilization 3 mods is a royal pain in the arse

i don't recommend it)

"You can move back, you know. It didn't take me too long to get here, surprisingly."

[Barboneia]

"Hmph."
He sat up and warmed himself.
"This place sucks... I wish I stayed in Tinell..."

(finding ancient civilization 3 mods is a royal pain in the arse

i don't recommend it)

"You can move back, you know. It didn't take me too long to get here, surprisingly."

"How did you get here, anyways?"

[Taigawa]

Analayla walks upstairs with a watch-like computer on her arm, tapping away at it.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(finding ancient civilization 3 mods is a royal pain in the arse

i don't recommend it)

"You can move back, you know. It didn't take me too long to get here, surprisingly."

"How did you get here, anyways?"

"The entire nation of Arkadacia exists only because my younger self rescued two children, so it was easy to get a flight into Russia. Then I made my way here on horseback."

[Barboneia]

"How did you get here, anyways?"

"The entire nation of Arkadacia exists only because my younger self rescued two children, so it was easy to get a flight into Russia. Then I made my way here on horseback."

(if she was on an airplane then why did she say that the cargo plane was a big bird)

"Oh. Well, uh... Uh..."
He scratches his head, in deep thought.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"The entire nation of Arkadacia exists only because my younger self rescued two children, so it was easy to get a flight into Russia. Then I made my way here on horseback."

(if she was on an airplane then why did she say that the cargo plane was a big bird)

"Oh. Well, uh... Uh..."
He scratches his head, in deep thought.

(i'm working off 5 hours of sleep

i can't think)

She looks at the floor and whistles calmly.

[Barboneia]

(if she was on an airplane then why did she say that the cargo plane was a big bird)

"Oh. Well, uh... Uh..."
He scratches his head, in deep thought.

(i'm working off 5 hours of sleep

i can't think)

She looks at the floor and whistles calmly.

"Uh... Oh! Well I guess if you could secure transport to get us out of this region and back to Tinell... I m-mean the closest airport I could drive to, but it's like 120 miles away..."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(i'm working off 5 hours of sleep

i can't think)

She looks at the floor and whistles calmly.

"Uh... Oh! Well I guess if you could secure transport to get us out of this region and back to Tinell... I m-mean the closest airport I could drive to, but it's like 120 miles away..."

She looks out the window to her horse, who appears to be rolling around in a circle outside. "Well, if you've got a phone I could just call Crysal..."

[Barboneia]

"Uh... Oh! Well I guess if you could secure transport to get us out of this region and back to Tinell... I m-mean the closest airport I could drive to, but it's like 120 miles away..."

She looks out the window to her horse, who appears to be rolling around in a circle outside. "Well, if you've got a phone I could just call Crysal..."

He blinks.
"...A fish ate it."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She looks out the window to her horse, who appears to be rolling around in a circle outside. "Well, if you've got a phone I could just call Crysal..."

He blinks.
"...A fish ate it."

She twitches. "I'll get my camping supplies, but first..." She walks outside and stands over the pond, casting some sort of fire spell on it. Then it starts to boil.

[Barboneia]

He blinks.
"...A fish ate it."

She twitches. "I'll get my camping supplies, but first..." She walks outside and stands over the pond, casting some sort of fire spell on it. Then it starts to boil.

Alexi comes out shortly after. He gasps.
"My fish!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She twitches. "I'll get my camping supplies, but first..." She walks outside and stands over the pond, casting some sort of fire spell on it. Then it starts to boil.

Alexi comes out shortly after. He gasps.
"My fish!"

Several dead, dead, also quite nicely cooked fish float up to the surface. "It was an abusive relationship, let's face it."

[Barboneia]

Alexi comes out shortly after. He gasps.
"My fish!"

Several dead, dead, also quite nicely cooked fish float up to the surface. "It was an abusive relationship, let's face it."

"Oh..."
The crackling of electricity can be heard coming from one of the fish and it hurts open, revealing a waterlogged Nokia phone it had swallowed.

[Taigawa]

Alexi comes out shortly after. He gasps.
"My fish!"

Several dead, dead, also quite nicely cooked fish float up to the surface. "It was an abusive relationship, let's face it."

Analayla teleports nearby.

"Well that's nice.....free food."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Several dead, dead, also quite nicely cooked fish float up to the surface. "It was an abusive relationship, let's face it."

"Oh..."
The crackling of electricity can be heard coming from one of the fish and it hurts open, revealing a waterlogged Nokia phone it had swallowed.

"Ew..." She covers her nose. "I don't think it works."

[Barboneia]

"Oh..."
The crackling of electricity can be heard coming from one of the fish and it hurts open, revealing a waterlogged Nokia phone it had swallowed.

"Ew..." She covers her nose. "I don't think it works."

"I'm not about to find out-"
He glances over at Analayla and his eyes widen.
"What the fuck is that?!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Ew..." She covers her nose. "I don't think it works."

"I'm not about to find out-"
He glances over at Analayla and his eyes widen.
"What the fuck is that?!"

Adicei jumps up slightly and looks over at Analayla. "Oh, an unexpected guest? ... Odd."

[Taigawa]

"Ew..." She covers her nose. "I don't think it works."

"I'm not about to find out-"
He glances over at Analayla and his eyes widen.
"What the fuck is that?!"

"I am a rare sub-breed of the anthro cheetah race of Thessia"

[Barboneia]

"I'm not about to find out-"
He glances over at Analayla and his eyes widen.
"What the fuck is that?!"

Adicei jumps up slightly and looks over at Analayla. "Oh, an unexpected guest? ... Odd."

"Very!"

"I'm not about to find out-"
He glances over at Analayla and his eyes widen.
"What the fuck is that?!"

"I am a rare sub-breed of the anthro cheetah race of Thessia"

"Anthro-what?! What the hell are you doing in Siberia?!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Adicei jumps up slightly and looks over at Analayla. "Oh, an unexpected guest? ... Odd."

"Very!"

She shrugs and whistles at her horse, who promptly stops rolling around in the sand and trots over to her. "I'm not leaving him here. I'm going to name him... hm."

[Barboneia]

"Very!"

She shrugs and whistles at her horse, who promptly stops rolling around in the sand and trots over to her. "I'm not leaving him here. I'm going to name him... hm."

"Dinner? I'm hungry."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She shrugs and whistles at her horse, who promptly stops rolling around in the sand and trots over to her. "I'm not leaving him here. I'm going to name him... hm."

"Dinner? I'm hungry."

She very, very slowly looks back at him, covering the horse's ears. "No! He's adorable! Besides, Crysal would kill me. This is one of her horses."