Quotes of People in Your Nation Mk. VI

[The Pickman Project]

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITHOUT ME PIPSQUEAK?! WHOSE GONNA STAND UP FOR YOU!? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, DANNY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DOOOO!?!!?!" -Leo Kasper

[The Funeral Party]

"I'm sorry that I didn't kill you quickly,but I prefer watching you suffer on my wheel of PAIN!"
-Lord Victor to his victim.

[Okoyasu]

"Summer attracts the foreign weirdo types..."

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anon. Okoyasunese hotel manager

[The Pickman Project]

"Remember, ALIVE.... *IF* you can manage it. If not, bring me the head as soon as possible." -Pickman to a Watchdogs agent.

"He who lives in the past is lost, torch this shit!" -Leo Kasper to Dr. Daniel Lamb.

[Ruridova]

"If I ever start a band, it's gonna be named after some combination of Trump scandals. Khizr and the Pussygrabbers; Kelley, Machado, and O'Donnell; the Bad Hombres; David Duke and the KKKs; Billion Dollar Loss; the Broken Microphones; Putin and the Hannitys; I'm really not sure which to pick, there's just so many options."
- Josu Inaki

[The Nexus of Man]

"where are the emails glarmfuld"

"in my bathroom jrohn

oops they got flushed dont know what ur talking about"

"you expose nashional secrets to the chinks gurlflim"

"fuck you im experienced"

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A satirical comic panel on a state-approved comedic Nexonic newspaper.

[Estainia]

"I find it disturbing the only reason you really object to this monstrosity is because of who is doing it, not that it is being done." - Cornelius A. Maximilian, multiversal misadventures

[Blakullar]

"Say it."
"Bite me."
"After you say it."
"You really are going to force this..."
"I'm at half-mast. I need to hear this."
"FINE! DAISY RIDLEY IS THE BEST VOICE FOR SERENA ROMANA!!"
*Incomprehensible, satisfied grumbling.*

~ phone conversation between Elena Trotskaya and the Chthonian Dzheyson.

[The Pickman Project]

I WANT to think about puppy dogs and football but ALL that i see are these walls, and SIX WAYS to *KILL* you right now! Pardon me, seven. I could pierce your ear drum with the temple of your glasses, rip the pin off your ear rings and shove it in your systemic artery. Wrap that ID pass around your neck and choke the life out of you. Yank your high heels off and gouge out your eyes. Pierce your cephalic vein with that fucking pen your cheap dad bought you for graduation and inject ink into your blood stream or ram that clipboard into your septum and fuck your brain with your nose bone. And the seventh way? Just the way i killed Dr. Deborah, strangle you. -Leo Kasper

[Autem Galacticus Nexum]

"Prisoners of War never forget the voices of their wardens. I shall hear their barking orders even when on the brink of death."

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anon. Nexumian veteran and POW of the First Galactic War.

[Azenyanistan]

"We're always tankers of the 7th Armoured Division. And nothing and nobody could best us. We are second to none. The Porteans and the others said so. We're the best!"

- Unknown Tank Veteran, 7th Armoured Division, Azenyanistan

[New Frenco Empire]

"The Amazon? The Amazon was fuckin' hell on Earth. Fuck all the city fightin' and shite with the USSA regulars; that was easy street. It was the Cazadores what did it out in the jungle. Those...inhuman freaks were straight up fuckin' savages. Children in their ranks, tribal torture procedures...I tell you what, the worst were the little bows they'd sometimes use. Not all of 'em could afford guns, so they fell back to archery. Crude things, they were, fuckin' twig with some nylon string usually. Couldn't penetrate liquid kevlar outside point-blank range. But...they never aimed to penetrate. I gotta good look at a lotta the bloody arrows they used. They impaled a tiny, colorful frog through the shaft, it's blood and guts just leakin' ever'where. Most of the green boys and girls thought it was just some superstitious tribal nonsense, but that would be a mistake that'd cost 'em their lives more often than not...those weren't normal frogs. They were mutant dart frogs. A little bit of it's juice gets inside ya, and you'll be dyin' a slow, painful death within a few minutes. One little scratch with the damn arrow was all it took. And they made us, the Army mooks, with our ceramic helmets and ballistic vests and hardly nothin' else go in that jungle, while the Vanguards and their fancy suits a' self-contained power armor sat off to the side and buggered themselves. Needless to say...there was no helpin' someone who got hit, 'cept to put a bullet in their skull 'fore the poison started takin' it's toll. When I was just a Lou out in the field, I saw a kid, couldn't be no more than eighteen fuckin' years-old, get hit by one of those things not ten feet from where I was standin'. He begged for us to help him, but...we couldn't do nothin', 'cept just watch him drool and convulse all over the damn place 'til he died. Rememberin' that shite...remember; we were the bad guys for burning every square inch of that goddamn jungle we could see."

-Captain Nigel Raxby, Imperial Army Corps (Retired)

[Barboneia]

"Yeah, I live in such a great country. Where the government is incredibly corrupt and makes no attempts to hide it, pretty much every election is rigged, the police are useless and are more likely to give you a parking ticket than stop the murder going on across the street, everyone is an asshole, stupid, or just apathetic, and the rest of the world barely tolerates us. But hey, at least it looks nice." - Yrjö Wirtanen, store clerk.

[Estainia]

"Goddammit, Victor, where were you?"

"I am here now. I have no defense to the contrary." - conversation between Tsar Alexander Yordanov and Sir Victor Wallace, 2021

[Even Less of Mackonia]

"How does it feel knowing that you were banned for one day after I caught your ass trying to ignite a flame war, and after you said a bunch of bullshit comparing foreigners to ISIS terrorists, you pedo-faced motherfucker. I hope when you're sucking on Donald Trump's cock, you choke on it and you fucking die.

As for this shitty excuse for a website, I won't be needing it anymore. It's filled with too many crooked-ass moderators that don't respect the concept of people speaking their fucking minds, so on that note, fuck you, fuck anybody that looks like you, fuck Donald Trump, fuck Hillary Clinton, fuck Gary Johnson, even though he doesn't have a fucking johnson just like every other politician, fuck Jill Stein, that SJW twat, fuck moderators, fuck NationStates, and Yellowstone Volcano 2016."

-Last Message of "One Last Message" also known as "Confederation of Common Sense" and "Libertine States of America" to the Mackonian government. Since become the closest thing to a meme on the very small Mackonian internet.

[Fatatatutti]

"In the infantry she walked into battle and walked out. In the paratroops she flew into battle and walked out. In the air cavalry she flew into battle and flew out. Now she's trying to find a way to eliminate the battle entirely."
-- Colonel Kim Cho, at the General Castro-Stalina Roast

[Augustine Rome]

"West nor East, no Roman general ever fought a naked Bedouin. If such a challenger would have presented himself the situation would have ended very differently. 'Centurion, deal with this dog' 'Ave!'. Which would've been the extent of it, we have no obligation to engage barbarians in personal combat." - Consul Iulianus Iuvenalis on legends

[Ashkera]

"The population are stupid and the elite are evil, the same as it has ever been."
- low scholar, 738

[Estainia]

"I have resolved should I ever be facing insurmountable odds I will not quote biblical passages. As that shit has been overdone and I refuse to be stereotyped." - Sir Roman Konstantinovich, Knight of the Golden Spyglass

[Autem Galacticus Nexum]

"Whether you have the upmost respect for the Nexum, or harbor absolute vitriol for it, you cannot deny that Nexumian choirs and liturgy yield the most soothing and harmonious music to ever grace the Universe. Its Synodic Latin and Liturgical Nezhlayahari flows with an exquisite syllabification even more than any Gaean or Paradisian dialect; the engineering and architecture of Fuharii temples and churches amplify the tones and levels of the choir's voices, almost as if Heaven is being brought unto you by the sounds of God's angels. It is a shame that ancient Christian chants are now largely extinct outside of the Nexum; they are missing out on what is possibly the most glorious invocation of holistic passion and salvation since the times of Christ Himself."

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anon. Nexologist

[Spookane]

"Fuzzy Pickles!"

~A kid in a red and blue baseball cap while their picture was being taken

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

"No. This is the property of the entire Coalition until we have negotiated what to do with it. Tell your leader that if he tests me, or tries to take this planet for himself without the consent of the rest of the Coalition, I will end him. Make no mistake, you are not our friends. You are simply our allies, the lesser of two evils." - the Spaghettian President, to a representative of the Imperial Regions of Commerce after they tried to claim the Hellgustine Empire's homeworld for their own during the Hellgustine War.

[Yugoslav Memes]

"yay"
-philip pines

[Euro Asian Republics]

"Sorry Theodore, but the Rebels are my friends."

"So was I..."

- Dialogue between Darcsen pilot and former member of the Euro-Asian Air Force 57th Air Force 12th Fighter Wing 118th Squadron "Mobius" 1st Lt. William "Willi" Schmeling, and his former flight lead, Lt. Col. Theodore "Ribbon" Edwards, who chooses to stay loyal to both the Euro-Asians and to Tsar Alexander's loyalists, 2022

[Hawdhanah]

"A nation that does not treat those who wish to endanger Liberty with the most violent, brutal and cruel of retaliations can not defend Liberty at all."
-Nasser Salib