Quotes of People in Your Nation Mk. VI

[Skyhooked]

"Again, there are many factors which distract you on the battlefield, you need to relax and focus on your target. Before you start aiming, decide, who takes each target. Try to predict, where it will move next. With some practice, you may even be able to determice it's movement pattern. After you aimed properly, slowly pull the trigger when the time is right. But don't hesitate. Every second is important on the battlefield."- Militia commander Jace, drilling forces before battle.

[Kyoki Chudoku]

"Progress is going well. We've tested it out on the sample, and it seems to work quite well. I still want everything to be as flawless as possible. But it's almost acceptable by your standards. I want to adjust the visibility, and preferably ensure it's optimised for large populations. It's more intimidating than harmful so far, with only an 50% fatality rate of this strain. But intimidation it certainly has, and I want to capitalise on that. I'll get back to you after the next sample test, with some alterations to resist additional drugs."

-Naosu, Densetsu Nana of Nogyo District, reporting on progress of an experimental bioweapon

[Imperium Centralium]

"Marx liked pineapples on his pizza"
-someone

[The Salian Realm]

"Why do they call Salia 'SJW'? What the hell does that even mean, Lelia?"
"It means they think we are a nation of grandstanders."
"Then they are fools."
-Queen Ilona and her household captain, Lelia Gefosu

[Akiramori]

"- questioning the nose art of the newly-commissioned ANS AliNoScoper, describing the nose art image of sponsoring esports champion AliNoScope560 as 'extremely lewd', and 'bordering on pornographic'. Gametrends, Inc, AliNoScope560's agency, responded that -"
- news report

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[Neikirk]

"I've had friends in Neikirk say that Neikirk is like a smarter, but more ugly United States. They're right."
- Guus Wouters, Professor of Sociology, University of Rossarian

[Greater United American Republics]

"The Pontifex Legate, in his ultimate wisdom, chose to gift your Legion with his divinely driven presence & financial endorsement; such as to gird you with the armor of resplendent faith, yet arm you with the sword given unto the chosen of the almighty."

~ Legate Erasmus Caldwell of the "Black Hats" 24th DoA Infantry Legion, presenting the First Production Model of the Winchester-Westinghouse T94 'Michael' Plasma Rifle to his troops.

[Azenyanistan]

Ain't nothing fair here no more.

- Random Azen volunteer fighter at the Battle of Yaneza

[Ashkera]

"People, land, resources, institutions, culture - these are water through which the wave of the nation rolls. National borders are not arbitrary lines on a map, but the shadow of a great body, its might scarcely conceivable to Men."
- Oversight Councillor One, 1922

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[Peta Kozarska Brigada]

"Rome is dead, and you're a necrophile."
-Philip Pines in an address to Centralium

[Victoriala II]

I'D BONE A FUCKING MARBLE IF I HAVE TO YOU TIT-COVERED PRUDE

- Anarkos Vasilopoulos

[Las Palmeras]

"Roberts was the red-haired assistant of the British cultural attaché within the embassy in La Habana from 1980 to 1983. He and Montserrat Zorilla were close friends, some time in that year Carol Ciobanu came back to Montse's life, they married and Roberts eventually returned to the UK. The next year the red-haired José Zorilla was born, and Carol was the dad. A lot of diplomatic staff wagered about how many redheads they've seen in Eastern Europe, though to most people Europe obviously has many blond and red-haired people so Montse's ex-husband is unquestionably José's father. I wouldn't know much about the matter, some forgettable minister told me. Montse was 24 in '84 and she wasn't in politics then, I didn't know her."
-Gilberto Hernández Cerro, Head of Government

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"Blood-tests and DNA samplings are a big fad here for mistrusting parents. Recessive alleles exist, and it just confuses many folk. Many take simple Punnet Squares as a guarantee, not a probability meter that doesn't take into play things like polygenic inheritance in a place where the gene pool is very diverse."
-Office Lady

[The One True Benxboro Empire]

"I've never seen so many faggots in one place my life. And they are all beautiful!"
-Emperor Desar XVI upon meeting His Majesty's Finest Servicewomen

[Imperium Centralium]

"Rome does not perish, its essence is merely distributed by the winds of history into many peoples and cultures. In our case, we put it back together."
-Unknown

[Escocaria]

"Equity or Equality? One offers you many paths, allowing you to define yourself, show your superiority or admit to your inferiority but you may grow at your own pace, whether that be at a snails pace or like a bullet. The other limits you, constrains you, puts you down when you can rise. One is a path of progress while the other is a path of stagnation, which would you choose, in the end?"
-Annette II onurlu Profeta

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"If the road to hell is paved with good intentions then the road to heaven must be a twisted, ugly thing."
-Unknown

[The Alexandrian Polis]

"The Imperator is a very charismatic man. He's definitely intelligent. When you personally meet him he acts like the nicest and most charitable man you will ever meet. He smiles almost sincerely and his laughs are sincere. But his eyes... his eyes are cold, ruthless, calculating, powerful... After watching the fight between Jovian and Alcaeos, I felt the former dictator was more sincere, his eyes showing concern for his country, people, and soldiers whom he orders from retreat before his head fell off his body.

I made a mistake in supporting the Imperator."

- Alexandrian soldier who took part in the coup and later defected to the USSR. His statement would be later publicallybroadcasted and shown in news internationally.

"Equality, the commoner will proclaim it as all men are equal in every way. They failed civics. Equality is equal appearance in the face of law, equal opportunity economically, and equal civil rights. Only two of these can appear in capitalism, equal economic opportunity not being one, none of these are apparent in the Imperator's system."

-Alexandrian teacher who left to volunteer as a revolutionary for the Communists in Africa before the Imperator took control of Alexandria.

[Aethal]

"When asked what was done to ensure that Asset A spoke truthfully, my agents and I could not help but grin before the RÞH Bureau Chief. We explained to him how we had begun to slowly feed Asset B's liver to Asset A, while Asset C through F had to watch. Apparently, Dialectical Marxian Philosophy is not that appealing of a stance to support when you are being force-fed a friends liver from an open wound. The Chief loved it; I got a promotion from it, and three whole ghettos surrounding a major port-town got isolated and firebombed in under a week of the report getting filed to cordon off the ideological parasites. Good times."

~ Anonymous phonograph recording from a "Rīkiją Þwastiþō Harjamaz"/"State Security Forces" Senior Investigator, circa 1948

[Blakullar]

"Hah! Let's see him try something of the like with old Trots. The stupid fuck would probably end up getting decapitated on-stage."

~ Ippolyta the Manreaper, reading about an incident where a prominent politician was struck in the face with a pie.

[Rudkullar]

"The Individual is the building block of the Social Unity. This 'Perpetuist' nonsense about 'destroying' it is abhorrent, one man alone does not form a movement."
-Ileksandar Dunazar

[Orellana]

"If the people are intelligent, educated, morally upright and Godly, then we have no need of a strong central government or a welfare state. If they are not, then we dare not have one."

~ Archbishop Mario Roller, Presiding Archbishop of the Independent Catholic Church of Orellana.

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"Implementation of Socialist policies and what that leads to may most recently be seen in Venezuela, where mothers must now scour the dumpsters to feed their children, and left-wing militias have been unleashed in the streets to murder and terrorize opponents of the government. Before long we shall hear the usual excuse, that it was never really Socialism, and so they can continue hollering that True Socialism has never been tried."

~ President Giovana Araujo Correia.

[-the Ukrainian SSR-]

"I vow never to start an unjust war, as I also vow to never quit from a just war, save by the defeat of my enemies." - King Alexander Tarasov II, King of Volhynia, 1653

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"The blood cost is higher than you can imagine. Continents, realms, creations, note the plural, and still no results. The question asked most often of people, if you could restore someone you've lost, would you? Is a trick, it's a lesson in cruelty. You can try, like that mad little Imperial, but you will never succeed. God will laugh at your feeble attempts to undermine his plans, and then? When you are on the very precipice of success? He will beat you back down and remind you just how small you really are." - Gen. Valshannar, private tapes

[Fatatatutti]

"Tonight on FatatatuTV, popular soap opera The Fishingtons presents 'Sniddler on the Roof'. What is sinister gardener Snidder doing on the roof? Is it just a prank or is it yet another elaborate scheme to steal the Fishington family fortune? Meanwhile, familiar patriarch Tweed Fishington secretly replaces himself with a cardboard cut-out while he sneaks off for private meetings with the Communist Party.

"And then, on the Late Late Late Late Move, its the black-and-white classic, Captain Pugwash. Alphonse and Fish star as rival tugboat captains, both named Captian Pugwash, who constantly prank each other in an attempt to win the best towing contracts."

-- TV Guide

[Ashkera]

"What is it you Americans call it, the 'Invisible Fist of the Market'?"
- comedy talk show host

"They have replaced their culture with the market. It should be no surprise, then, that it resembles the typical fast food customer."
- unknown internet commenter

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[Cumberlanda]

"Aight, so I'd like two Waffs on hash, full on, please."
"Speak English, hun."
"Two waffles, hashbrowns with bacon, beef, and eggs, scrambled, please."
"Why didn't you just say so?"

-Conversation between Cumberlandian customer and Mobilian waitress in diner.

[-the Ukrainian SSR-]

"There is no 'limit' on helping people. We, who have an understanding of suffering not rivaled even in Asran, cannot ever make a strong enough case to turn people away for petty reasons." - Gen. Valshannar on immigration

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"Isha, die." - Cpl. Leonid Markov, GRU, cutting throats, 2040s

Just in case you thought I wasn't suffering from grimdark or something.