Quotes of People in Your Nation Mk. VI

[Imperium Centralium]

"A good meal can only be considered truly great if it is able to transcend all boundaries. Take the humble pierogi for example. Once a staple dish of the peasantry, it became renowned across Eastern Europe as a truly fantastic meal! Kings and queens were happily eating them just as their humble servants did. That is a truly great meal." - Karl Dilkington, world-renowned chef.

"And truly that is the case with pizza in Centralium as well."
-Bastiano

[Higher Japan]

"To me there is no try, there is do and there's f**king up royal, and you are f**king up royal right now so i'm calling in the bounty hunters to do the job"- The empress on the failure of her assassination division.

[Kyoki Chudoku]

"Seriously, you people need to do your research. Did you really think you were the first to try this blatantly obvious scheme? As if that little toy of yours is going to save you from me. No, you made your decision the second you stepped foot in my reality. So, I'll give a choice. You either die now, or suffer prolonged torturous agony. Say nothing for the first and scream in pain for the second. Oh, you want to be tortured? If you insist. Maybe I won't finish you off. I'll just nekofy you and carve up your legs, then send you back to where you came from. Speaking of which, where are you from? You'd better start talking before I rip out your vocal chords."

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality, upon discovering an assassin in her personal palace

[Barboneia]

"If they're not bloody human, then they shouldn't be treated as human. Doesn't matter if they're sentient. They're degenerative. It's that simple, really." - Peter Ojala, 10th prime minister of Barboneia from 1980 to 1984. The Commonwealth passed multiple laws banning discrimination based on species in 2003.

[Rudkullar]

"We're supposed to make a joke about goods on the shelves of british supermarkets"
-Airborne infantryman, in Gladstone

[Viet Mai]

"Some people fight with technology, preferring an edge that teaches them not to think. Some of us, do the exact opposite. Yes, the average Viet Maiese soldier has only an AK-74M, and the average tank crew access to T-72, but do you know what? We will go further, and do more with those, than the Amerii or Eslovaks with their railguns and laser rifles, because we fight intelligently, and do not depend on what we know, will inevitably and at the worst possible time, break." - Colonel Huỳnh Hưng Triều, People's Army of Viet Mai

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

"children are stock of the future...the more you have the more you control the future."-King Emillio Myles when asked why he has so many children

[-the Ukrainian SSR-]

"While libertarians decry us as evil, who is it who provides? Who is it who protects?" - Gen. Valshannar

[Las Palmeras]

"The relation between a modern State and it's citizens is comparable to Stockholm Syndrome with corny slogans. Somebody knows when there's too much of the last one in a government when some people genuinely believe everyone else likes a jackboot up their bungholes day in and day out as much as they do. I should know, I used to write speeches."
-Montserrat Zorilla, General Secretary

[Oroloo]

"... So, if your sibling was the vessel of a Dark God, would you-"

"Jesus Christ, by the Three, for Bhudda's sake; NO! I won't slay my kinsman, you would. Great job, sociopath."

"... I've just been trying to find a good argument for it."

"I- what?"

"I know it makes sense mathematically. One life is endangering literally the whole world, but... I suppose I went soft after killing one friend, killing family just makes me go numb at the thought. In a bad way. Like, I'm covered in a block of ice."

"Oh... So, you're answer is more of a no-but-yes instead of just yes?"

"I think so?"

"... You shouldn't have peeked into that reality. Bad thoughts."

"Maybe..."

- William and Drogar XI Black, Irate Immortals, conversations while drinking.

[Det hellige nordiske rike]

"Capitalism exploits the people, conservatism oppresses them and communism starves them. National socialism is the only system that actually works."

Rikskansler Ole Kvisling

[Imnotangry]

"Why, yes, we don't have a military, we just spent billions of dollars and lost around one hundred twenty lives in Afghanistan because they actually have a stranglehold over our tourism and we can get clumsy. I suppose our largest contribution to the terrorism thing was the coordination of dozens of landing for planes meant for the United States and the housing of hundreds of Americans while the whole 9/11 thing went down until the air traffic was clear and they could go home. But, I suppose that doesn't make the news unless you mix it up with bombing a school or country to bits and the occasional soldier breaking down and going postal on a few of the natives, but I suppose you can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs. Then again, who am I to talk about free media. Mine is the country that is made of state-worshipping slaves, as we are inherently less free than the glorious beacon of liberty that maintained the Jim Crow laws for half a century in the name of the idol that is States' Rights. Our large public sector unions, as we know, are always compliant and offer no resistance at all to our tyrannical regime. Unlike in the glorious United States where their President single-handedly wiped them out after a general strike from the air traffic controllers. My populace is complacent and idle, as can be seen the the general strikes, civil disobedience, acts of terrorism that come by every decade and a dedicated opposition party in parliament. Ah, but here I am being an unreliable ally and back-biting scoundrel for my ill-tempered critique, it's not like the Americans ever performed illegal experiments on my citizenry, at least, none I am aware of beyond MKUltra, but certainly speaking to the Gods gift to the world that are Americans with a poor tone is nothing compared to psychological trauma of my own people at the hand of agents of the US government. Or continue to sneer, gloat, spit and slander every aspect of my country as your culture bleeds more and more northward into mine. Provide a refuge for American slaves after the ninnies in Washington capitulate to the south and allow bounty hunters passage up north? The base of British tyranny. Fight the Nazis? Hm, still too Socialist. Fight the Communists in North Korea and even send volunteers in Vietnam? Nah, refuge for the dirty draft-dodgers. Sign an actual Bill of Rights despite having a better Human Rights record than the country with a Bill of Rights to the south? Nope, still haven't achieved freedom. Sign a Free Trade deal and pay money in lawsuit after lawsuit as US corporations abuse patent laws in the United States against Canada? Apparently we're still Communist-Marxists. Apparently the only hope Canada has is to bend over and take it raw from Lady Liberty's torch until we're the 52nd State of the Union, right after Peurto Rico... I'm not angry. I promise."

- Anon.

[Valgora]

"If you thought that was bad, you should see me on flakka."
- Random Valgoran

"I AM GOD! I AM ODIN! AHHHHHHHH!"
- Random Valgoran on flakka right before smashing his guitar on the ground

[Ashkera]

"My God, you're one of those 'vampires', aren't you..."
"I never claimed to be anything else."
- characters in the John Stock film License to Murder (1988)

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[Barboneia]

"There is only one gender; men. Women are objects." - Benjamin "Ben" Penttilä, while drunker than usual.

[Khornatenreich]

“Pay Attention you inbred Schädling; I’ll only say this once, make sure the casing on the LmB-46’ motor-housing is intact, because if Ivan is out at night, and you don’t have a way to hunt him because one of you aborted sacks of shit shorted out the delicate electronics of your Zielgerät 1270 due to an electromagnetic burst crawling out of the housing. If you cannot see him, you cannot KILL HIM; if he is not dead, then he can kill you, sneak across our sacred Fatherland’s most honorable border, kill your family & fuck your wife’s corpse OUT OF SPITE! Maintain your Redfather forsaken equipment or I’ll feed you to the Crimson Hag myself!”

~ Kapitän Prenkus von Aufderheide, IV Korp Marienberg Royal Panzergrenadiers near the Izhevsk Front circa 1949


The "LmB-46" in question
(LmB-46 = Linear-Motorbüchse Modell 1946)

Zielgerät 1270 predecessor (for an example of the optic type)

[Skyhooked]

"What the heck is that?! I ordered soup and is tastes like water from the sewer... I hope, that chef has something to say about that. And as for you, please, go to other restaraunt, before that one will go bakrupt with cooking like this. For example to "Cachino's pizza", my uncle owns it, here is the visit card."- Slightly suspicious visitor.

[Khornatenreich]

“Was ist das? Ein Gewehr?, what the hell does it shoot?”

~ Unknown Landser, Eastern Front, 1948 when presented with the first field model of the XV Linear-Motorbüchse program’s labors

[Devernia]

"A good meal can only be considered truly great if it is able to transcend all boundaries. Take the humble pierogi for example. Once a staple dish of the peasantry, it became renowned across Eastern Europe as a truly fantastic meal! Kings and queens were happily eating them just as their humble servants did. That is a truly great meal." - Karl Dilkington, world-renowned chef.

"And truly that is the case with pizza in Centralium as well."
-Bastiano

"And the same will happen with pineapple on pizza as well."

-Internet troll

[Kharaz-A-Kharak]

"Many foreigners come to our nation, and become surprised by our safe and clean streets, inexistent corruption and police force, and orderly and happy people. Then they think it is because (as we are a popular socialist country) it is simple propaganda, that we oppress our own people, or utilize them in social engineering experiments... The answer to that is simple: the only oppression we commit is the oppression of people who prefere profit for himself then prosperity to all; our only propaganda is the propaganda of knowledge that shows to the people how have a more happy and fullfilling life then one based of consumerism and jingoistic pride; and the only social engineering we did is to find what causes social and economic inequality, and, with rational aplication of material and people, eliminate these causes. We are a people not moved by success at any cost, but by success having the prosperity of all the people in mind. That is what means to be not only a Khazâd, or a popular socialist, but a human being." - Princeps Siegfrid von Hohenheim, in the UN.

[Grofheim]

"If you're a fire, I'll find out."

-- Grofheimer Firefighter

[Cliff Albatrosses]

"Caw! Cacaw!" - Tracked bird 13345

[United Federated States of America]

"But Daddy...!" said little Timmy, crying.


"Timmy, me and mommy can't afford the Anime body pillow you wanted. Maybe we can get it at another time." his father said, trying to calm his Weeaboo son.

"BuT I LOVE Asuna Yuuki's body pillow! I CaN't LiVe without it!" Timmy replied.

[Rudkullar]

"Unity for the sake of 'preservation' of the empty, reactionary world is futile, only the time of the demise of its components has been marginally delayed by their unification. The true, lasting unity is of those that move forward on the infinite road, seeking the ultimate harmonization of political differences and antitheses, as well as the further ascendancy of Man himself, as it can only be sustainable in this way."
-Ileksandar Dunazar, founding father of the Voskhist State, on the fascism of the previous Sovereign State of Sarvolia compared to Voskhist thought.

[Aromanticism]

"We will never give in to romantic social norms! Romance is harmful and unhealthy!"

-- A rather controversial internet personality in Aromanticism.