Quotes of People in Your Nation Mk. VI

[Fatatatutti]

"Tonight on FatatatutTV, a rare flashback episode of The Fishingtons. Stalwart Marshall Matt Duckworth and his goofy deputy Festus Fishington uphold the law in the frontier settlement of Fish City. Cameo appearance by Mickey Chang as Doc."
-- TV Guide

[Las Palmeras]

This won't stay in the bottom.

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"In response to question from Feedbuzz reporter, Ashkeran government denies it is responsible for Las Palmeras-themed dating game, blames 'rogue artists with anarchist sympathies.' #WeirdNews"
- RP / Rooters tweet

"Is new #LasFacepalmeras game edgy scene art, or guerrilla marketing? @XNgo reports on the shrouded origins of this mysterious new dating sim, not found in any store."
- news tweet

"Ha! I told the old farts that used to work with the dead Ministry of Propaganda that the new tourist ad would attract more attention than the 'abnegated' plain girl representing the 'national spirit' of self-control! Who's the budget proposal's favorite now bitches?!"
-Pedro Rodriguez, Minister of Tourism

[Arctica-Aleutia]

"If that is ever their wish, I won't try to stop them. I consider my nation capitalist, but I don't fear revolution. If the time ever comes to man the barricades, I'll be right there with the workers."

- President Wyatt Wizzard II, in response to a statement by The Union of Soviet Sovereign Republics- that he should let his country join the USSR if the people ever desire it.

[Euro Asian Republics]

"Welcome to the Bloodied 1st Platoon. You're a long way from Cape Rainy, Portmann..." - Capt. Bertram Voigt of 1st Platoon of the Euro-Asian 17th Mechanized Infantry Division to Cpl. Minami Portmann in Asran, 2024

[Valgora]

"There was this assistant principle back when I was a high school student. I swear that she walked around during lunch just looking for excuses to put students in detention. She accused one of my friends of being high all the time. And she called his parents and said that she thought that he was selling pot to the other students. Never mind he wasn't high that day, he was just tired because he stayed up late doing his fucking homework like he was fucking supposed to. And never mind all the other times he was high and she never noticed. And now it's her fault that that his parents searched his room and his computer and got rid of all his porn and sent him to fucking counseling.

You kids have it so easy with your fucking free streaming sites. Do you have any idea how hard it was to get obscure fetish porn, especially when you're underage?"

- Otkell Sigurhansson
The father of Timotei's best friend, Ivan Otkellsson.

[Blakullar]

*The ground is visibly and audibly shaking.*
"Earthquake..."
"No, captain. Battle format-"
*A tiny rock falls from a ledge and hits her on the head.*
"Nope, wait, it is an earthquake."

~ a Death Knight and Ippolyta the Manreaper, on the tectonically active moon of Eridanus VII-b during the Helleon Campaigns.

[Autem Galacticus Nexum]

“It was only God's blessing that we would be given the honor to deliver the killing blow to these pretenders. Not the tentacles of a distant precursor, nor the fangs of a closer xeno... but us.”

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— Synedrius Kasai Mi'khaana of the Autem Galacticus Nexum to during the Greater Nation Rally, circa. January 10th¹, 2271 AD.

^{1 - Three days after contact was initiated between the Pan-Terran Imperium and the Autem Galacticus Nexum.}

[New Hyannis]

"I favor mandatory, extreme late-term abortions for all pro-abortion activists."

~ Amari Knutson, anti-abortion militant.

[-the Ukrainian SSR-]

"Being a militant pro-life terrorist is rather like fucking for virginity." - Gen. Laberenz, amused

[Darussalam]

“[…] There is a widespread tolerance to infanticide and abortion. The local qadi easily brushed off charges of child-murder and presided over the funeral of dead toddlers without any question, although he denied any instances of injustice on his part. Rumors abound that some corpses are ritually crushed and sowed around the farmlands owned by the qadi to fertilize their soil. It is said that such casual disregard of the children’s life is rife throughout the realm, up to the secluded quarters of the Imperial Harem in the Garden of Abode. Here children are treated like domesticated animals—they are nourished, freed from menial labor, their future determined and prepared accordingly, and might be disposed whenever the elders see fit. They carry little social obligations, however it is incidentally also a rule of thumb in Darussalam that those with little obligations correspondingly receive little rights.”
-Notes of a foreign missionary, 1978 AD.

[-the Ukrainian SSR-]

"This, this is why Ruthenians are barred from entering that cesspit." - Gen. Valshannar, reading the news.

Woman beaten to death by husband for laughing at joke about her ankles showing in Hudaydah

[Star Trek America]

"It is not proper, to claim that you have any such right, as to dictate to one individual or another, what they may or may not do within their own person, regarding their own person, or to their own person. The very suggestion of such a thing is tyranny at its finest, to claim you have some exclusive right to demand others act a certain way, even dictators are above you." - King Charles IV

[Barboneia]

"Why did you move to the Commonwealth, again?"

"Oh, I told the Americans a bunch of stuff I shouldn't have about the government. I was in France doing... Erm... 'stuff', when the Soviet Union collapsed, but as it turned out, the Federation had something against me and wanted me dead. And the frogs were going to give me up, too, so that's cool. Luckily, the Barboneians were happy enough to grant me asylum, so now here I am."

- Ivan Ivansky Ivanovich (fake name, real name withheld), former KGB agent, to an interviewer. He now works as a martial arts instructor in Aberdeen, The Great South.

[Ashkera]

"I favor mandatory, extreme late-term abortions for all pro-abortion activists."
~ Amari Knutson, anti-abortion militant.

"-but of course when you actually get into defining the details of personhood, the mechanics of 'ensoulment' and how these processes might be defined, the texts are silent. This should not be surprising for those of you who are skeptics, or, oddly enough, Shadowists, but when we are searching for truth through revelation we must look for foreknowledge-"
- segment of a televised argument

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[Las Palmeras]

"Gravy isn't a part of Spaniard cuisine. How did it happen here? In sandwiches and in meat?

Supposedly, after the thorough interrogation of captured British pirates. Though the Palmerans did spend about 8 or more generations living off rations and what they could find; so eel pie and pound cake with seagull eggs are considered decent and complete meals, a real treat would be a few vegetables and one meat component cooked in a clay pot with whatever else was around. And they're not exclusively British, the eel pie at least...what's so bad about eel though? I can't find any reason not to eat it."
-[REDACTED]/Office Lady and Tsuneko Nagi

[Valgora]

"Enemy aircraft spotted. I'm opening fire. DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!! YEAH!!!! YEEEAAAAH!!!!"
- Valgoran bomber gunner

[Skyhooked]

"I woke up... in a bathtub full of ammo. With a bottle of absinthe in my hand. Looks like, I am wearing nothing but a bandolier and shorts... and have a nice tatoo on my arm. What are other surprises, the Revolution day will give me?"- Skyhookedian drunkard.

[Blakullar]

"All of the notes in this chapter of the Necronomicon point towards an opening of an interdimensional portal between our Home Dimension and this here universe. It seems that Zu'nakul has visited Four-Three-Six-Two-Eight-Six before..."

~ Grand Curatrix Elena Trotskaya.

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"I woke up... in a bathtub full of ammo. With a bottle of absinthe in my hand. Looks like, I am wearing nothing but a bandolier and shorts... and have a nice tatoo on my arm. What are other surprises, the Revolution day will give me?"- Skyhookedian drunkard.

"That ... sounds suspiciously like my average Saturday morning."

~ Ippolyta the Manreaper.

[Fatatatutti]

"I woke up... in a bathtub full of ammo. With a bottle of absinthe in my hand. Looks like, I am wearing nothing but a bandolier and shorts... and have a nice tatoo on my arm. What are other surprises, the Revolution day will give me?"- Skyhookedian drunkard.

"I took a shower with the General this morning."
-- Private Milo Topping, Irish Dragoons Regiment, 99th Air Cavalry Brigade, whose commanding General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina typically spends three days a week visiting her troops in the field.

[The Salian Realm]

"We shall recover Selina, the Southern Shore, Ōnesvevalēra [the Inner Sea; a reference to the Port Hannah estuary in Virginia], and the Western Plains and the Western Shore [western coastline of the Victoria Gulf, corresponding to Victoria Province, Randelia]! This is our mission!"

-Cyre Ifali, leader of the Salian National Fascist Party, October 15, 1933, a little under a year before the Reconquest of Western Salia from the Dominion of Kanaria

[Purnelaw]

"Our mission is to locate Edward Quinnberg's Injury Early Discharge Form E-11D2, which is located in sub-level 3. I know, it's a dangerous job and three armed General Secretaries went missing down there two weeks ago, but it's something that has to be done. Purnelaw's Pencil-Pushers are depending on us!"

-Internal Affairs Police Commissioner Albert Twain briefing his task force before their final assignment into the Filing Caverns of the Purnelaw Veteran's Association. None of them returned, and all were posthumously awarded the Internal Affairs Star of Valor for their sacrifice.

[Romandeos]

"There is a certain enticing aspect of Marshism which must be considered. Community. In an age when many nations will not stir to defend their own overseas, the Union has sent armies into war, slain millions and burned nations, over a single life."

~ Field Marshal Adalbert Horn, I.F.S.A.

[Ashkera]

"The answer to the moral challenge of the failures of colonialism is supposed to be to learn humility and respect for diversity and human sovereignty. You aren't supposed to say 'yes, previously our government was exploitative and failed to live up to its professed ideals of spreading what we consider civilization, so we've decided to go back and do it properly this time'. Have you people learned nothing?"
- drunk foreign intellectual in a moment of honesty

"Isn't it a little ironic that such well-armed people drive around in such tiny cars?"
"It's a commuter car, for commuting, not an armored vehicle. Why would it be anything else? You aren't supposed to fight a war in it."
- foreigner and a local

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[Barboneia]

"A good meal can only be considered truly great if it is able to transcend all boundaries. Take the humble pierogi for example. Once a staple dish of the peasantry, it became renowned across Eastern Europe as a truly fantastic meal! Kings and queens were happily eating them just as their humble servants did. That is a truly great meal." - Karl Dilkington, world-renowned chef.

[Las Palmeras]

"José Zorilla the psychology lab technician has wavy red hair, clear skin, and green eyes. His mother, Montserrat Zorilla, the first female general secretary to serve two terms; has very kinky dark hair, brown skin and green eyes. How is this possible? Remember the flowers from the previous activity*"
-Question from a secondary-school biology textbook

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"Because the dad was a foreign flowery salesman."
-An anonymous answer