Quotes of People in Your Nation Mk. VI

[Ciscaucasus]

"Observe, Vladimir. When you put silencer on grenade, enemy will not hear boom."
-Ryad. Tamaz, super-gluing a sound suppressor to a grenade, 2050.

[The Spacefaring Ancap]

"No Bob you cannot buy space it's like buying the ocean A dumb and stupid idea. Infact your stupidity makes me want to kill myself which means you threatened me so you just broke our NAP Bob. This is why we don't do stupid things Bob." John killing an idiot named Bob.

[Fatatatutti]

"No Bob you cannot buy space it's like buying the ocean A dumb and stupid idea." John killing an idiot named Bob.

"Ocean for sale: Atlantic, Pacific, Indian. Reasonable prices."
-- sign on a pushcart

[The Atlantean Islands]

"China has no intent of suppressing the North Korean people. The North Korean government does, but as a measure to keep people in line."
-Princess Minerva, on North Korean defectors in China

[The Spacefaring Ancap]

"Every man has a price for a bullet between their eyes." -Line in a Nursery Rhyme Mercenaries tell no lies.

[Romandeos]

"Mr. Ambassador, when your people were living in huts and fucking their sisters for ignorance, mine were an ancient tribe with a rich history dating back to before written language, so kindly tell me again how we must abide by your...resolutions."

"We are the United Nations!"

"You are a collection of career politicians who have no legitimate use or value to society who have created for yourselves a system to give you power over people more of worth than you have any hope of being in the course of your miserable existence."

~ Alfhard Kerekes, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs, in discussions with a U.N. emissary.

[Gorgashia]

"I didn't know that United Nations refugee camps were political power-plays exploiting the surge of Syrian refugees pouring out from their civil war. I thought fear-mongering Nationalists were doing that."

- Jacques Robespierre, Historian.

[Peta Kozarska Brigada]

"Who are they?"

"They ramble about uninteresting happenings in an uninteresting heptapeiron. That should be enough."
-anon. Srbican and Philip Pines

[The Atlantean Islands]

"House Ultraia was a cadet branch of House Salento, which lasted from 1434 until 1672, in which Queen Franseska, last queen of the Salento dynasty, died childless. Eventually, a succession crisis arose, and the nation descended to civil war, which lasted from 1673 until 1683, among cadet branches of House Salento. House Ultraia, with support from Great Britain, won the war, defeating House Mensya and House Kroton, the former backed by France."
-Exhibit at the Atlantean Museum of Royalty.

[Imperivm Terrae]

"Fucking technological innovation right here... strap a pistol to a cleaner bot and call it a security drone... fucking brilliant."

- Sir Allan Oswald, about a university student's science project on a security drone, c. 2114

[Las Palmeras]

"They were most displeased with Wiligut and most information they could find about Nazi occult studies. The British SIS' involvement with Crowley also opened the Special Police Bureau's eyes to the 'futility' of ritual magic and emphasized rituals only produced altered mind-states; choosing 'Technical Occultism', parapsychology R&D, over hocus-pocus. But the after the War the project was slashed and it was the SPB's successor, the Ministry of State Security, who revived the hope of making psychic spies as early as 1964."
-Some poster on a HyperNet forum dedicated to conspiracies

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"Don't be an idiot. The MSS opened up a ton of fake files to divert attention to REAL covert ops in WW2 funded by heroin from Chinese warlords with OSS/CIA blessings."
-A reply

[Crysuko]

"It's a prank! It's a prank! It's a- *bang*
"Jesus! Why'd you shoot him!"
"He should have thought of that before attacking me"
"He used silly string!"
"And? Attack the militia, you get a bullet in your skull. I don't care if it's a prank or an invasion, now get the hell out of my sight or you're for the high jump as well!"

-Crysukon militiaman shows no mercy to pranksters.

[Blakullar]

"Why again did Yulia use her electrokinesis to melt one of the soldiers into a literal puddle?"
"I believe it was because he referred to her as - and excuse my language, Your Excellency - 'the Bitch of Eridanus'."
"Ah."

~ Grand Curatrix Elena Trotskaya converses with an aide.

[The Atlantean Islands]

"To say China and Russia instigated the populist wave in order to wrestle world dominance out of America's grasp is as preposterous as saying that the later Axis powers started the Spanish Civil War in order to spread ultra-right wing authoritarianism. Rather, in both cases, the accused nations saw opportunity in what arose, and acted upon them to further their goals."
-Dr. Alek Solain, EdD, Professor at the University of Augustus

[Lanoraie]

"Stop bitching, start killing!" - 16 year old Corydon Stultus at Granedite Arcade, SW Kintore

"I'd kill them if your fat ass would get out of the way!" - 16 year old Noxium Fatuus at Granedite Arcade, SW Kintore

"Prince Titus seemed to be quite in a shock--much more than I--when he awoke to Prince Umbra spooning him in those satin sheets." - Royal Retainer Andante Cervecio of Prince Titus Of Sakurazuka Island, Moorwind Citadel

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE F*CK UMBRA?! WHAT THE F*CK, WHAT THE F*CK?!" - Prince Titus Of Sakurazuka Island, Moorwind Citadel

[Bereia]

"Nobility. One of the most ironically named social classes in the history of ever, since most of them are lower than the dog shit I stepped in an hour ago."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen, on the "nobles" of some countries on Rostil.

[Estainia]

"Nobility. One of the most ironically named social classes in the history of ever, since most of them are lower than the dog shit I stepped in an hour ago."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen, on the "nobles" of some countries on Rostil.

"There is sad truth to this with possible exceptions given here and there on a highly individual basis." - Tsar Alexander Yordanov


"I however, well, spot on." - Cornelius Andius, Duke of Amberfield etc etc.

[Texanian union]

"When You call a Texanian a Liar he will shoot you without ceremony, when you say something ugly about his family he will drag you behind his horse until your flesh is stripped from your bones. " - Texanian Sherriff describing why three men were dragged to death in the citys streets

[Belkaland]

"Nobility. One of the most ironically named social classes in the history of ever, since most of them are lower than the dog shit I stepped in an hour ago."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen, on the "nobles" of some countries on Rostil.

"I wonder how many hit-lists this lady is on..." -Großkaiserin Katharina von Bora

[Bereia]

"I wonder how many hit-lists this lady is on..." -Großkaiserin Katharina von Bora

"Half-dozen or so that I know of personally, mostly lesser nobles petty enough to care. That's if you just mean aristocrats, of course."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

[Lanoraie]

"To my beloved, wayward and in a distant plane: There is no price to be placed on the time I spent with you. I could peddle all of my belongings at the most high class marketplace and the price would never reach the heights of your existence that I am so grateful to have been part of. I fear that I cannot repay you for all you have given, but perhaps being indebted to my love is the biggest honor a man such as myself may receive. For that, I thank you with every piece of my soul. And now, I must apologize for what has happened by the time this letter shall be unto you. Time, ever falling and moving forward, has come to the rope's end for me. As I lay here, know I have not died with regrets, but with a deep sense of gratitude for what I've been given. I know not what lays beyond the grave, but I do know there's nothing more I want than for you to live a fulfilling life before it. To my dearest, most beloved friend, Auriel Leiya Cassiopeia, I love you. A humble man in the end, Haddes Ignatius Florentia, the luckiest man in the galaxy." - A letter from one Haddes, of the noble family Florentia, to his best friend Prince Auriel of Aoi, found in Akala Forest, Aoi Valley, circa 157

[Fatatatutti]

"We don't negotiate with terrorists. We send Raiding Force; they throw in about an hundred stun grenades, they zip-tie everybody, they trank anybody who resists and they sort 'em out on the aircraft on the way home."
-- Foreign Minister Carmen "Shimmy" Dijkstra

[Star Trek America]

People died, less-lethal grenades like stunners and flashbangs aren't non-lethal, they're less-lethal, a hundred? You're looking at some corpses. Not that that's a problem assuming you got the right ones...

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"We put the army on alert and sent everyone home who strayed into the airspace or trekked over the border." - Jacques Sinclair, Royal Historian, on the Roman Civil War and Amerii involvement.

[Kombucha Mushroom Peoples Republic]

"Good evening, I'm Eric Alost. NATO forces bomb Serbia and Kosovo. An unidentified man is being held for questioning by the FBI for suspected links to last month's biological virus deaths. In local news,a dog named Hero takes the grand prize at the annual...I wish I could tell you more pertinent news,but we're in a rating system here, and the key factor is "sensationalism". They've got you running in circles, 9 to 5,and 5 to 9... you're mine! I tell you what they want you to know, and you consider it the truth. Nobody is opening their eyes! Our global economy is depleting the world of our lives and natural resources! AND ARE YOU HAPPY?! COME ON! I WORK FOR THE SYSTEM!"

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-Eric Alost, Rock 6 News, ca. 1999

[Bereia]

"It is a weak mind that fears ideas."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.