The Liquid Wallaby - We're Alone in The End (WRAPPING UP)

[The Danish Confederacy]

"Is there an Ira here? Hello!" The messenger shouts.

(Shut it)

"...Why are you looking at me like that?"

She shook her head.
"Ah! Never mind..." She raised her hands. "This is too weird, I'm going to bed!"
Valerie went back upstairs, mumbling.

"Well Dominic. Time for you to go home."
Sean started to push him out the door.

[Chaos Crescent]

'Closing time....
Open all the doors and let you out into the world
Closing time
Turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
Closing time
One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.'

[The Danish Confederacy]

A well rested Sean McMahon came down stairs in a bluish grayish suit and started to play ESO on his gaming laptop.
5 minutes later, a very loud "Bloody Fucking Hell!" is heard.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

(The undeclared-but-still-pretty-noticeable conflict between Hotel Llama and the Liquid Wallaby has been resolved and ended. No hostilities on either end are to be continued, lest I kick your ass. I'll be returning home in about an hour, but seeing as the place is quiet as hell, don't think that'll matter."

[The Danish Confederacy]

(The undeclared-but-still-pretty-noticeable conflict between Hotel Llama and the Liquid Wallaby has been resolved and ended. No hostilities on either end are to be continued, lest I kick your ass. I'll be returning home in about an hour, but seeing as the place is quiet as hell, don't think that'll matter."

(Hotel Llama Sukz.
JK, I imagine it's a good community, like the Liquid Wallaby is.)

[Derpopoliss]

(The undeclared-but-still-pretty-noticeable conflict between Hotel Llama and the Liquid Wallaby has been resolved and ended. No hostilities on either end are to be continued, lest I kick your ass. I'll be returning home in about an hour, but seeing as the place is quiet as hell, don't think that'll matter."

(Hotel Llama Sukz.
JK, I imagine it's a good community, like the Liquid Wallaby is.)

(its a great place) The assassin leaves to return and tell Alex. A man in a lab coat runs in, "Yes! It worked, now we don't have to worry about the Chinese or the Ruskies!"

[Chaos Crescent]

Rides on in on a snake the size of a car. Looks around then waits.

[The Danish Confederacy]

Rides on in on a snake the size of a car. Looks around then waits.

Sean's face turns to this.
"Bootiful. Just Bootiful."

[Chaos Crescent]

Rides on in on a snake the size of a car. Looks around then waits.

Sean's face turns to this.
"Bootiful. Just Bootiful."

'Why thanks.'

Waves his hand causing the snake to disappear.

'Dragons are a lot more so.'

[The Danish Confederacy]

Sean's face turns to this.
"Bootiful. Just Bootiful."

'Why thanks.'

Waves his hand causing the snake to disappear.

'Dragons are a lot more so.'

"Well Drake. I didn't know you could make car sized animals out of nowhere. But my suit is Tardis-Fridge, so we both have random suff."
Sean pulls a plate of Pasta Salad out of the suit and begins eating.

[Chaos Crescent]

'Why thanks.'

Waves his hand causing the snake to disappear.

'Dragons are a lot more so.'

"Well Drake. I didn't know you could make car sized animals out of nowhere. But my suit is Tardis-Fridge, so we both have random suff."
Sean pulls a plate of Pasta Salad out of the suit and begins eating.

'Summoning. But nothing compare to this.'

Changes into his nine tailed fox form double the size of a car. Curls up.

[The Danish Confederacy]

"Well Drake. I didn't know you could make car sized animals out of nowhere. But my suit is Tardis-Fridge, so we both have random suff."
Sean pulls a plate of Pasta Salad out of the suit and begins eating.

'Summoning. But nothing compare to this.'

Changes into his nine tailed fox form double the size of a car. Curls up.

Sean gets on top of the fox.
"I can now say I have sitten on a giant nine tailed fox."

[Chaos Crescent]

'Summoning. But nothing compare to this.'

Changes into his nine tailed fox form double the size of a car. Curls up.

Sean gets on top of the fox.
"I can now say I have sitten on a giant nine tailed fox."

'Yeah and now you can say you went on a run while sitting on one.'

Gets up and runs out for a good fifty miles then comes back.

[Ava Ire]

A chimp walks into the bar on his knuckles. He hoots.
"Vodka!" The chimp sits down at a barstool.

[Barboneia]

A chimp walks into the bar on his knuckles. He hoots.
"Vodka!" The chimp sits down at a barstool.

Dominick looked confused.
"This establishment serves alcohol to non-Homo sapien primates? How amusing!"

[Chaos Crescent]

A chimp walks into the bar on his knuckles. He hoots.
"Vodka!" The chimp sits down at a barstool.

'Rum!' Slams down a bottle of both one for himself.

[Torrocca]

The man in the suit joins her in the plane, and a stewardess gives the usual safety instructions for flight and the like. Meanwhile, the engines of the plane start up.

(Let's continue tomorrow, I gotta go)

(OK. Goodnight.)

Ira stared out the window.
She closed her eyes and sighed, allowing herself to finally cave in to depression. Ira fell asleep after a while.

---

~The great pink sky began to darken, as Ava finally settled down to sleep inside of a giant flower pod. The journey had been a long and amazing one, and there was still a long ways to go before she reached enlightenment. The things she had seen would have defied the physics of the Natural World. And Ava could feel herself changing. Very subtly, but she knew that she wasn't the same person she was when she had stepped through the portal that day. It seemed like an eternity ago that she was at the Wallaby.

Ava slumped down against the inner walls of the flower. She looked up. Huge fireflies danced among the clouds far overhead, creating a gorgeous lightshow. She rested her hands against the bottom of the flower pod...and felt grass. Huh? Grass inside of a flower? Ava lifted her hands. The grass stuck to her palms. Sticky grass.

"Sticky grass..." Ava closed her eyes. "Dominic..." All of her memories came flooding back again. She remembered how much she had loved him....still did. He was the only person that had accepted her after all. Ava sighed peacefully, as she closed her eyes and fell asleep.~

When Ira wakes up, she'll see that the plane is well over the snowy tundras of the Torroccan south, quite obviously nearing its destination.

[The Danish Confederacy]

A chimp walks into the bar on his knuckles. He hoots.
"Vodka!" The chimp sits down at a barstool.

'Rum!' Slams down a bottle of both one for himself.

"Scotch!"
Sean slams a bottle of Scotch
"SKÅL!"

[Chaos Crescent]

'With our powers combined we are the drunks!'

[The Danish Confederacy]

'With our powers combined we are the drunks!'

"Ja!"
Sean proceeds by drinking 3 bottles of Scotch.
In under 2 minutes.

[Chaos Crescent]

'With our powers combined we are the drunks!'

"Ja!"
Sean proceeds by drinking 3 bottles of Scotch.
In under 2 minutes.

Takes that as a challenge and drinks four bottles of rum all at once in just two minutes.

[The Danish Confederacy]

"Ja!"
Sean proceeds by drinking 3 bottles of Scotch.
In under 2 minutes.

Takes that as a challenge and drinks four bottles of rum all at once in just two minutes.

"Might I say I am 1/3 Danish and 1/3 German?"
(Italics mean He is still sober)
Sean drinks 5 bottles of a mix of Scotch, Rum, and Vodka

[Chaos Crescent]

Takes that as a challenge and drinks four bottles of rum all at once in just two minutes.

"Might I say I am 1/3 Danish and 1/3 German?"
(Italics mean He is still sober)
Sean drinks 5 bottles of a mix of Scotch, Rum, and Vodka

'I would purge myself if I had german blood.'

Double that for himself and hiccups. [long '.......' means he's getting there.]

[The Danish Confederacy]

"Might I say I am 1/3 Danish and 1/3 German?"
(Italics mean He is still sober)
Sean drinks 5 bottles of a mix of Scotch, Rum, and Vodka

'I would purge myself if I had german blood.'

Double that for himself and hiccups. [long '.......' means he's getting there.]

Sean stumbles a bit, and then says
(Italics but "......" mean he is getting there too.)
"Ya........Think......ya........best........me?"
Sean says this with a very thick Scottish accent is revealed.
He then doubles the drink again and hiccups and stumbles more.

[Chaos Crescent]

'I would purge myself if I had german blood.'

Double that for himself and hiccups. [long '.......' means he's getting there.]

Sean stumbles a bit, and then says
(Italics but "......" mean he is getting there too.)
"Ya........Think......ya........best........me?"
Sean says this with a very thick Scottish accent is revealed.
He then doubles the drink again and hiccups and stumbles more.

'Sure can.'

Forgoes bottle and drinks from a pool of alcohol of some kind.