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Picklepoo
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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:35 pm

*All the phones begin to ring and play this annoying song*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUV2kiUZg4
Just call me Pickle

Zombies are fucking awesome...

I am so into NS porn...pointless threads really just turn me on! Wait until I'm done my fan fiction...we're going to have nation on nation action here!~ Scarsaw

A daddy bull and his boy bull are standing on a hill, overlooking a valley of cows.

The son says "Hey dad, let's run down there a fuck two of those cows!"

And the dad says, "Son, let's walk down there, and fuck 'em all."~ ?

Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~ Manahakatouki

Its noisy outside with the birds, bees, and their incessant humping!~ Tyr-risuur

Theres a ghost in my shower! And she wont let me masturbate!~ Vanished shame
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Postby Blob-land » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:36 pm

Junkyland wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:*whispers* Junk... say your name is Chris.


But it's Sean . . .

My name is Abe. BTW changed mah flag, fellow Ozzians. (not really "fellow", due to the fact i'm in The Haven now. I wanna move back. :( )
RESIST HUMANITY

Myplaceyo wrote:
Blob-land wrote:
Myplaceyo wrote:Remember the Titans...I cry like a man at the end of that one. You know: Man movie crying...where you silently tear up so when your girlfriend goes "are you crying?" you can go "fuck no...now get back in the kitchen!"

AND MAKE ME MY SAMMICH, DAMMIT!


It's like "My pants are on...you're not bringing me food...so why are you even here?"


Stephanie Meyer, war criminal, mauler of Literature, destroyer of hopes and dreams for a better world~The Rich Port
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2nd PLT
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Postby 2nd PLT » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:37 pm

Picklepoo wrote:*All the phones begin to ring and play this annoying song*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUV2kiUZg4

*Begins dancing to tune, forgetting it's ringing*
Banana Phone!
President:Me
Vice President:Mana
First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
Yes, but you have to remember, trolls live in a dimension between two and three, they are flat but appear to have space.-North Wiedna
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Junkyland
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:37 pm

Blob-land wrote:My name is Abe. BTW changed mah flag, fellow Ozzians. (not really "fellow", due to the fact i'm in The Haven now. I wanna move back. :( )


Then move back.

P.S. Hey Abe!
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!

Former President of Forum 7, for some reason . . .
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Blob-land
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Postby Blob-land » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:39 pm

Junkyland wrote:
Blob-land wrote:My name is Abe. BTW changed mah flag, fellow Ozzians. (not really "fellow", due to the fact i'm in The Haven now. I wanna move back. :( )


Then move back.

P.S. Hey Abe!

I can't. I don't want all the trolls following me like a virus....
RESIST HUMANITY

Myplaceyo wrote:
Blob-land wrote:
Myplaceyo wrote:Remember the Titans...I cry like a man at the end of that one. You know: Man movie crying...where you silently tear up so when your girlfriend goes "are you crying?" you can go "fuck no...now get back in the kitchen!"

AND MAKE ME MY SAMMICH, DAMMIT!


It's like "My pants are on...you're not bringing me food...so why are you even here?"


Stephanie Meyer, war criminal, mauler of Literature, destroyer of hopes and dreams for a better world~The Rich Port
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Picklepoo
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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:39 pm

Blob-land wrote:
Junkyland wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:*whispers* Junk... say your name is Chris.


But it's Sean . . .

My name is Abe. BTW changed mah flag, fellow Ozzians. (not really "fellow", due to the fact i'm in The Haven now. I wanna move back. :( )

That happens alot...
Just call me Pickle

Zombies are fucking awesome...

I am so into NS porn...pointless threads really just turn me on! Wait until I'm done my fan fiction...we're going to have nation on nation action here!~ Scarsaw

A daddy bull and his boy bull are standing on a hill, overlooking a valley of cows.

The son says "Hey dad, let's run down there a fuck two of those cows!"

And the dad says, "Son, let's walk down there, and fuck 'em all."~ ?

Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~ Manahakatouki

Its noisy outside with the birds, bees, and their incessant humping!~ Tyr-risuur

Theres a ghost in my shower! And she wont let me masturbate!~ Vanished shame
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Junkyland
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:40 pm

Blob-land wrote:I can't. I don't want all the trolls following me like a virus....


I don't care, you can do whatever you want in Ozzy. Accept insult fellow nations.
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!

Former President of Forum 7, for some reason . . .
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2nd PLT
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Postby 2nd PLT » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:08 pm

Alright, I'm about to leave for my mom's for a week, and she doesn't have internet, so, yeah, in about a week, I'll get back on.
President:Me
Vice President:Mana
First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
Yes, but you have to remember, trolls live in a dimension between two and three, they are flat but appear to have space.-North Wiedna
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Junkyland
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:09 pm

2nd PLT wrote:Alright, I'm about to leave for my mom's for a week, and she doesn't have internet, so, yeah, in about a week, I'll get back on.


See ya dude.
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!

Former President of Forum 7, for some reason . . .
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2nd PLT
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Postby 2nd PLT » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:01 pm

It seems I'll be staying here another day.
President:Me
Vice President:Mana
First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
Yes, but you have to remember, trolls live in a dimension between two and three, they are flat but appear to have space.-North Wiedna
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Bleeopolis
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Founded: Nov 17, 2009
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Postby Bleeopolis » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:10 pm

What did I miss?
"Fortify yourself in contentment, for this is an impregnable fortress."
-Epictetus
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR - Put this in your signature if you agree.
Economic Left/Right: -5.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.18
"Have a happy!"
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Picklepoo
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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:13 pm

Bleeopolis wrote:What did I miss?

Today your names Chris! Dont ask.
Just call me Pickle

Zombies are fucking awesome...

I am so into NS porn...pointless threads really just turn me on! Wait until I'm done my fan fiction...we're going to have nation on nation action here!~ Scarsaw

A daddy bull and his boy bull are standing on a hill, overlooking a valley of cows.

The son says "Hey dad, let's run down there a fuck two of those cows!"

And the dad says, "Son, let's walk down there, and fuck 'em all."~ ?

Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~ Manahakatouki

Its noisy outside with the birds, bees, and their incessant humping!~ Tyr-risuur

Theres a ghost in my shower! And she wont let me masturbate!~ Vanished shame
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Austinboy
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Postby Austinboy » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:25 am

what exacly is trolling?
It just looks like a retarded facial expression. It kinda looks like if it was horny and then had a seizure at the same time.
I know what your thinking. you are wondering, "Why is that sexy Man hanging out on the computer." well, i dont know the answer to that.
Yesterday i was walking around, and this little girl came up to me. I said "God
Dora, i dont know where GumDrop muntain is! Do your parents know where you are? Do they even care? They let you play with a bull! A God Damn Bull! And a dirty little Monkey!"

Mom: Does it hurt?
Son: It hurts worse then the time i got a handjob from Edward Scissorhands
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Celestial Divinities
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Postby Celestial Divinities » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:24 pm

Bleeopolis wrote:What did I miss?


Everything :blink:
Boob sisters with WWIIHG!
Vortiaganica was here >.>
I am every mighty mild seventies child

Married to Esty.
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Picklepoo
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Postby Picklepoo » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:52 pm

Austinboy wrote:what exacly is trolling?

Going posting something that is completly unrealated to the topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETO3-MxMe2Q
Just call me Pickle

Zombies are fucking awesome...

I am so into NS porn...pointless threads really just turn me on! Wait until I'm done my fan fiction...we're going to have nation on nation action here!~ Scarsaw

A daddy bull and his boy bull are standing on a hill, overlooking a valley of cows.

The son says "Hey dad, let's run down there a fuck two of those cows!"

And the dad says, "Son, let's walk down there, and fuck 'em all."~ ?

Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~ Manahakatouki

Its noisy outside with the birds, bees, and their incessant humping!~ Tyr-risuur

Theres a ghost in my shower! And she wont let me masturbate!~ Vanished shame
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Postby 2nd PLT » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:53 pm

Picklepoo wrote:
Austinboy wrote:what exacly is trolling?

Going posting something that is completly unrealated to the topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETO3-MxMe2Q

:blink: That's a bad thing?
President:Me
Vice President:Mana
First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
Yes, but you have to remember, trolls live in a dimension between two and three, they are flat but appear to have space.-North Wiedna
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Bull Shark
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Postby Bull Shark » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:03 pm

Looks around...... excellent now my plan is coming to order........ Goes and steals candy from baby............... :twisted:
You can get away with anything when you're a goat.
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Celestial Divinities
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Postby Celestial Divinities » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:06 pm

I don't really want to leave today.
Boob sisters with WWIIHG!
Vortiaganica was here >.>
I am every mighty mild seventies child

Married to Esty.
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2nd PLT
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Postby 2nd PLT » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:12 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:I don't really want to leave today.

:D
That's good.
President:Me
Vice President:Mana
First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
Yes, but you have to remember, trolls live in a dimension between two and three, they are flat but appear to have space.-North Wiedna
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Celestial Divinities
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Postby Celestial Divinities » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:13 pm

2nd PLT wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:I don't really want to leave today.

:D
That's good.


Yeah! :hug:
I wanna staaaaayy!!!!!!!
Boob sisters with WWIIHG!
Vortiaganica was here >.>
I am every mighty mild seventies child

Married to Esty.
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Celestial Divinities
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Postby Celestial Divinities » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:18 pm

HHUGGS!!
Boob sisters with WWIIHG!
Vortiaganica was here >.>
I am every mighty mild seventies child

Married to Esty.
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Postby 2nd PLT » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:19 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:HHUGGS!!

hug!
:hug: :hug: :hug:
President:Me
Vice President:Mana
First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
Yes, but you have to remember, trolls live in a dimension between two and three, they are flat but appear to have space.-North Wiedna
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Celestial Divinities
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Postby Celestial Divinities » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:21 pm

2nd PLT wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:HHUGGS!!

hug!
:hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

I only got TWO hugs today at school! :(
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Boob sisters with WWIIHG!
Vortiaganica was here >.>
I am every mighty mild seventies child

Married to Esty.
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Postby 2nd PLT » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:22 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:I only got TWO hugs today at school! :(

HUGS! More than 2!
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
President:Me
Vice President:Mana
First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
Yes, but you have to remember, trolls live in a dimension between two and three, they are flat but appear to have space.-North Wiedna
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Celestial Divinities
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Postby Celestial Divinities » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:24 pm

2nd PLT wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:I only got TWO hugs today at school! :(

HUGS! More than 2!
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
Certain people give disgusting hugs though.
Boob sisters with WWIIHG!
Vortiaganica was here >.>
I am every mighty mild seventies child

Married to Esty.
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