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Postby Junkyland » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:31 pm

Awesome, welcome to the church. :)
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Postby Betapeg » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:13 pm

Junkyland wrote:
Betapeg wrote:
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
Betapeg wrote:Even if I were to join a church, it sure as hell wouldn't be this one.


So you are posting here why?


To solicit responses from church folk, duh.



You have been warned dude. :evil:


:rofl:

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Postby Junkyland » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:16 pm

Betapeg wrote:
Junkyland wrote:
Betapeg wrote:
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
Betapeg wrote:Even if I were to join a church, it sure as hell wouldn't be this one.


So you are posting here why?


To solicit responses from church folk, duh.



You have been warned dude. :evil:


:rofl:



Come on dude. Do you have anything better to do. I'm reporting you to a mod and you are now a enemy of the church. :evil:
Last edited by Junkyland on Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
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~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
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~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:25 pm

Betapeg wrote:
Junkyland wrote:
Betapeg wrote:
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
Betapeg wrote:Even if I were to join a church, it sure as hell wouldn't be this one.


So you are posting here why?


To solicit responses from church folk, duh.



You have been warned dude. :evil:


:rofl:

I will now sever your spine in just the right place so that you will still be alive when I drink your spinal fluid and the whole time you'll be haveing a four way with the jonus brothers while a little miget kicks you in the shin and mily sirus singing in the backround :twisted:
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:26 pm

Picklepoo wrote:I will now sever your spine in just the right place so that you will still be alive when I drink your spinal fluid and the whole time you'll be haveing a four way with the jonus brothers while a little miget kicks you in the shin and mily sirus singing in the backround :twisted:


You tell him Pickle. :lol:
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
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~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
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~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Euroslavia » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:40 pm

Betapeg wrote:
Junkyland wrote:
Betapeg wrote:
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
Betapeg wrote:Even if I were to join a church, it sure as hell wouldn't be this one.


So you are posting here why?


To solicit responses from church folk, duh.



You have been warned dude. :evil:


:rofl:


What is your point in posting here, really. You've done nothing but egg these people on. If you aren't interested in this, go elsewhere.
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:41 pm

Euroslavia wrote:What is your point in posting here, really. You've done nothing but egg these people on. If you aren't interested in this, go elsewhere.


Thanks dude.
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

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Postby JUNCKS » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:46 pm

Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer
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Postby Shinkadomayaka » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:47 pm

JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer


Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:48 pm

JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer



So do you want to join the church dude?
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Takaram » Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:12 pm

JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer


Then go join the UCC.

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Postby Izandai » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:24 pm

Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer


Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

This will be sigged. Also, as ambassetor, what do I do?
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

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Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

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Postby Shinkadomayaka » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:24 pm

Izandai wrote:
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer


Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

This will be sigged. Also, as ambassetor, what do I do?

:lol: I feel special.
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Tsaraine wrote:Somewhere in Philadelphia, one school administrator has just smacked another school administrator upside the head. "Damnit, Jenkins! I told you we should just have gone with chastity belts!"


Huntertopia wrote:95% of all teens would cry if Justin Bieber was jumped and killed. 4% would laugh at his dead corpse. If you are the 1% that jumped him, copy and paste this in your sig.


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Postby Cajunramfan » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:26 pm

shall we begin with singing an entance hymn?? I prefer crazy train.
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:31 pm

To Izandai, you are to just manage the relationship between the two churches. You may also help us with disscussions. I'll contact the head of your church for more info.

To Shinkadomayaka, you are specail. :lol:

To Cajunramfan, you may post lyrics to songs if you wish or say your favorite songs by Ozzy. Mine are Crazy train, Suicide Solution, Goodbye To Romance, Mama I'm Coming Home and the list just keeps going and going and going and going.....
Last edited by Junkyland on Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Izandai » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:42 pm

So basicly, they're all your faveorite?
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Junkyland
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:43 pm

Izandai wrote:So basicly, they're all your faveorite?



Exactly. :lol:
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
Toiletdonia

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Postby Peterbolton » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:45 pm

I want to be a heavy metaller
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Junkyland
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:55 pm

Peterbolton wrote:I want to be a heavy metaller
Ozzy Osbourne Rules!


Awesome dude, welcome to the church. :)
Last edited by Junkyland on Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
Toiletdonia

Role-Play Idea of the Month:
Everyone picks a horror villain and fight it out. Winners of each round decided by the other players voting.

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Postby Shinkadomayaka » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:58 pm

Just a note, you're encouraged to join the church forum. I didn't make it so people would just stare at it... :(
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Tsaraine wrote:Somewhere in Philadelphia, one school administrator has just smacked another school administrator upside the head. "Damnit, Jenkins! I told you we should just have gone with chastity belts!"


Huntertopia wrote:95% of all teens would cry if Justin Bieber was jumped and killed. 4% would laugh at his dead corpse. If you are the 1% that jumped him, copy and paste this in your sig.


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Postby Cajunramfan » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:59 pm

We baptize you in the name of Ozzy, Sharon, and the poor bat who's head was bit off and bit ozzy in the process.
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Postby Junkyland » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:01 pm

Cajunramfan wrote:We baptize you in the name of Ozzy, Sharon, and the poor bat who's head was bit off and bit ozzy in the process.


:rofl: (Stupid bat. How dare he bite Ozzy!)
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
Toiletdonia

Role-Play Idea of the Month:
Everyone picks a horror villain and fight it out. Winners of each round decided by the other players voting.

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Postby Shinkadomayaka » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:03 pm

Junkyland wrote:
Cajunramfan wrote:We baptize you in the name of Ozzy, Sharon, and the poor bat who's head was bit off and bit ozzy in the process.


:rofl: (Stupid bat. How dare he bite Ozzy!)


Yes, I say we sacrifice him like we are Betapeg! THAT will teach him a lesson!
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Tsaraine wrote:Somewhere in Philadelphia, one school administrator has just smacked another school administrator upside the head. "Damnit, Jenkins! I told you we should just have gone with chastity belts!"


Huntertopia wrote:95% of all teens would cry if Justin Bieber was jumped and killed. 4% would laugh at his dead corpse. If you are the 1% that jumped him, copy and paste this in your sig.


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Postby Cajunramfan » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:04 pm

Shinkadomayaka wrote:
Junkyland wrote:
Cajunramfan wrote:We baptize you in the name of Ozzy, Sharon, and the poor bat who's head was bit off and bit ozzy in the process.


:rofl: (Stupid bat. How dare he bite Ozzy!)


Yes, I say we sacrifice him like we are Betapeg! THAT will teach him a lesson!

Im glad I could make ya'll laugh. :)
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Postby Shinkadomayaka » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:07 pm

Cajunramfan wrote:
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
Junkyland wrote:
Cajunramfan wrote:We baptize you in the name of Ozzy, Sharon, and the poor bat who's head was bit off and bit ozzy in the process.


:rofl: (Stupid bat. How dare he bite Ozzy!)


Yes, I say we sacrifice him like we are Betapeg! THAT will teach him a lesson!

Im glad I could make ya'll laugh. :)


Betapeg won't be laughing at us anytime soon... :twisted: Anyone read his sacrifice?
Military service compulsary.
Benevelont Dictatorship.
DEFCON 1: Relative Peace
Quotes of Awesomeness
Tsaraine wrote:Somewhere in Philadelphia, one school administrator has just smacked another school administrator upside the head. "Damnit, Jenkins! I told you we should just have gone with chastity belts!"


Huntertopia wrote:95% of all teens would cry if Justin Bieber was jumped and killed. 4% would laugh at his dead corpse. If you are the 1% that jumped him, copy and paste this in your sig.


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