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Auzkhia
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Postby Auzkhia » Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:48 pm

For some people, Yodeling (Jodeln) is enjoyed unironically.
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Doom Legions
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Postby Doom Legions » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:06 am

Generally generating a lot of noise, be it by yodeling or otherwise, is a quick way to get yourself arrested. All it takes is one noise complaint and you'll find yourself spending the rest of the day in jail, or worse.

If it is done in a habitated area before 10am, there even is the chance of execution.
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Troperia
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Postby Troperia » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:16 am

We have no official anti-noice laws.

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Akiramori
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Postby Akiramori » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:27 am

The three biggest nations on the Island are Futurist social experiments.
Futurism is Movement
Democracy, Technocracy, Forests, Nuclear Power, Genetic Social Engineering, Tropical Beaches.
Greater Technocratic Akiramori [MT/MT+], Elprus
"The past is a foreign country."
Single-Sex Dystopias, Corporation-Policed Steppes, French-Japanese Business Communists, Feminist North Korea, Manocratic Wrestleocracy, and former French Colonials with way too much Wine.

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Leonorian Federation
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Postby Leonorian Federation » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:37 am

Akiramori wrote:The three biggest nations on the Island are Futurist social experiments.

our whole politics is basically an "experiment"

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Ashkera
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:49 am

Leonorian Federation wrote:
Akiramori wrote:The three biggest nations on the Island are Futurist social experiments.

our whole politics is basically an "experiment"

"Anarchist" occupies the same snarl word position as "Fascist" does in other countries. In fact, the national religion is quite statist.
第五大黒森帝国
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A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera [2018/2030] (updated 18.04.29) / Questions
Roaming squads of state-sponsored body-builders teach nerds to lift. "Fifth generation" cruise ships come equipped with naval reactors. Insurance inspectors are more feared than tax auditors. Turbine-powered "super interceptor" police cruisers patrol high-speed highways.

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Abidawe
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Postby Abidawe » Tue Nov 15, 2016 5:34 pm

Ashkera wrote:
Leonorian Federation wrote:our whole politics is basically an "experiment"

"Anarchist" occupies the same snarl word position as "Fascist" does in other countries. In fact, the national religion is quite statist.


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Yugoslav Memes
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Postby Yugoslav Memes » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:34 pm

71% of Adulian land has been rendered uninhabitable following an apparent nuclear meltdown in 1984 dispersing various elements that "would supposedly make trees glow" and "make the country cool" by the government. No less than half of the population still suffers effects of this debacle to this day.

Adulia also spent years claiming they made an AI that could algorithmically administer the nation as a whole even though it was only an economy management programme and knew nothing about politics. The facade fell apart after a ČOZANS agent exposed it.

A terrorist group, "True Manzhaloryans", regularly assassinates top generals with their notorious feared marksmen to accomplish political goals otherwise completely unrelated. They threaten to "kill all the world's head generals" someday if their demands are not met.
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Ashkera
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Postby Ashkera » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:50 pm

Cryptography isn't just for security of communications, but is used as an element to design the structure of governmental organizations.
第五大黒森帝国
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.

A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera [2018/2030] (updated 18.04.29) / Questions
Roaming squads of state-sponsored body-builders teach nerds to lift. "Fifth generation" cruise ships come equipped with naval reactors. Insurance inspectors are more feared than tax auditors. Turbine-powered "super interceptor" police cruisers patrol high-speed highways.

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Libertarian Paumanok
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Founded: Jan 27, 2015
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Postby Libertarian Paumanok » Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:30 am

We have no Jews here. We didn't holocaust them or anything, they just never showed up. Our country is predominantly Christian with Catholicism and Orthodox Christianity being the most common.
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Ashkera
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Postby Ashkera » Thu Nov 17, 2016 8:03 pm

Libertarian Paumanok wrote:We have no Jews here. We didn't holocaust them or anything, they just never showed up. Our country is predominantly Christian with Catholicism and Orthodox Christianity being the most common.

In many countries it's an unfair stereotype that all Chinese know Kung Fu, or all Japanese know Karate. In Ashkera, thanks to culture and government meddling, "all Ashkerans know a martial art" is quite nearly true.

The government also supports shaming second generation emigrants if they don't know one, and actively promotes the stereotype abroad. It has become a running joke in America that all Ashkerans are ninja.

(The other GX nations aren't quite so intense, and in fact this bothers GX China.)
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第五大黒森帝国
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.

A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera [2018/2030] (updated 18.04.29) / Questions
Roaming squads of state-sponsored body-builders teach nerds to lift. "Fifth generation" cruise ships come equipped with naval reactors. Insurance inspectors are more feared than tax auditors. Turbine-powered "super interceptor" police cruisers patrol high-speed highways.

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Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
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Postby Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas » Thu Nov 17, 2016 8:48 pm

Military technology never evolved much after WW2.
This nation is getting a complete makeover. Facts and policies posted before 2019 are NOT accurate.

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Serenvia
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Founded: May 19, 2015
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Postby Serenvia » Thu Nov 17, 2016 8:52 pm

It may come to a surprise to many, but Serenvians take pride in being 'the remnant' of the former Prussian authority that dominated the country during the Age of Enlightenment, despite being non-Germanic peoples.
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Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas
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Postby Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas » Thu Nov 17, 2016 8:59 pm

The Axis won WW2, so English never became the lingua franca.
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Ashkera
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:22 pm

Bison burgers are a surprise hit.
第五大黒森帝国
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.

A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera [2018/2030] (updated 18.04.29) / Questions
Roaming squads of state-sponsored body-builders teach nerds to lift. "Fifth generation" cruise ships come equipped with naval reactors. Insurance inspectors are more feared than tax auditors. Turbine-powered "super interceptor" police cruisers patrol high-speed highways.

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Wanchou
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Founded: Jun 11, 2014
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Postby Wanchou » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:33 pm

Wanzhounese sushi contains chicken, not raw fish.

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Ashkera
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:37 pm

Access to tiltrotor aircraft is considered a status symbol within the state bureaucracy. Previously, it was access to helicopters.
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第五大黒森帝国
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.

A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera [2018/2030] (updated 18.04.29) / Questions
Roaming squads of state-sponsored body-builders teach nerds to lift. "Fifth generation" cruise ships come equipped with naval reactors. Insurance inspectors are more feared than tax auditors. Turbine-powered "super interceptor" police cruisers patrol high-speed highways.

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Arenas Blancas
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Postby Arenas Blancas » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:46 pm

The designation of 'Cavalry' is used specifically for short-range horse-mounted troops who need a chain of posts and ever-important water, often as a hypothetical and fast defense system. The 'Dromedaries' are not cavalry and the use camels (as the name implies) to patrol larger areas because they require less water to operate.
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Libertarian Paumanok
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Postby Libertarian Paumanok » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:59 pm

We have no need for camels or horses. Our military mostly uses heavily armored jeeps that are similar to American Humvees. Our Dune Legion, which is in charge of patrolling and defending our beaches from invaders uses a type of militarized dune buggy called a Sandviper. The Sandviper is most commonly mounted with a heavy .50 caliber M2 Browning machine gun, two lighter 7.62×51mm M60 machine guns, and two M136 AT4 anti-armor weapons. In some cases, the driver's M60 or the gunner's M2 is replaced with a 40 mm Mk 19 grenade launcher. Other light machine guns such as the M240 machine gun or 5.56×45mm M249 SAW can also be mounted.
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Proud Trump Supporter. If you've got a problem with that, then you can go feel my Johnson.

NS stats are not cannon. Read the goddamm factbooks.

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Ashkera
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:06 am

All citizens are understood to be subjects of the Sovereign, which is the Empire itself, with the current Emperor or Empress acting as its embodiment/chief representative, though most power has been delegated to the civil government (OC-1's Cooperative Technocratic State). Very few people see anything wrong with this part of the arrangement - even the pro-democracy protesters.
第五大黒森帝国
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.

A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera [2018/2030] (updated 18.04.29) / Questions
Roaming squads of state-sponsored body-builders teach nerds to lift. "Fifth generation" cruise ships come equipped with naval reactors. Insurance inspectors are more feared than tax auditors. Turbine-powered "super interceptor" police cruisers patrol high-speed highways.

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Saunrea
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Founded: Aug 20, 2016
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Postby Saunrea » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:13 am

Vocational education institutes happen to also serve as bases for Saunrean cyberwarfare assets, with attacks from Saunrea often jokingly referred to as "holiday homework".
Saunrea: Fascist pseudo-China/DPRK. Under comprehensive national renovation.

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Akiramori
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Postby Akiramori » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:51 pm

Coco J. Riley has two foreign male models as husbands, as well as a rotating tabloid-worthy gauntlet of girlfriends, additional boyfriends, etc. Her party on becoming the PM involved both hookers and drugs. How scandalous!
Futurism is Movement
Democracy, Technocracy, Forests, Nuclear Power, Genetic Social Engineering, Tropical Beaches.
Greater Technocratic Akiramori [MT/MT+], Elprus
"The past is a foreign country."
Single-Sex Dystopias, Corporation-Policed Steppes, French-Japanese Business Communists, Feminist North Korea, Manocratic Wrestleocracy, and former French Colonials with way too much Wine.

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Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
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Postby Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:10 pm

Alcohol is illegal in the PUS.
This nation is getting a complete makeover. Facts and policies posted before 2019 are NOT accurate.

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Auzkhia
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:25 pm

Auzkhia is world-famous for its drinking culture, particularly with our beer of Munich and Bohemia, the wine from the Rhine. Needless to say, prohibition is very unpopular.
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Akiramori
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Postby Akiramori » Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:20 pm

Many straight women have left Akiramori for neighboring Kyougan due to there being a combination of insufficient men and lots of relationship interest from people they don't want.
Futurism is Movement
Democracy, Technocracy, Forests, Nuclear Power, Genetic Social Engineering, Tropical Beaches.
Greater Technocratic Akiramori [MT/MT+], Elprus
"The past is a foreign country."
Single-Sex Dystopias, Corporation-Policed Steppes, French-Japanese Business Communists, Feminist North Korea, Manocratic Wrestleocracy, and former French Colonials with way too much Wine.

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