Culture Shock the Above Nation(Mk 4)

by **Auricium** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:21 pm

We eat giant crabs.

by **Cumberlanda** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:22 pm

A large portion of our country is allergic to shellfish, for some reason.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:23 pm

People spend hours playing Civ XI with only a supply of doritos and mtn dew here when not working.

by **The Oncoming Swarm** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:57 pm

Everything is biological, with not a single piece of metal in sight.

by **Auricium** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:58 pm

You look delicious and we would eat you for dinner if we could get our hands on you.

by **Amabilia** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:05 pm

Prostitutes are executed.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:08 pm

Cyborgs just simulate sex in their brains.

by **Cumberlanda** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:09 pm

Our robots can have sex, but for only the stimulation. Not for reproduction. Of course, that requires a chassis mod.

by **Zanzatar** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:14 pm

We don't give a hoot about our environment and our people have hardly any rights nor political freedom.

by **Uelvan** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:31 am

Our leader has a big buff black stunt double to do really dangerous stuff in order to win over the masses by telling them all that it is him, who performed these acts.

by **Cumberlanda** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:35 am

Uelvan wrote:Our leader has a big buff black stunt double to do really dangerous stuff in order to win over the masses by telling them all that it is him, who performed these acts.

Our leader is a big black ex-bodyguard who worked as a stunt double, quite a bit.

by **Sino nations** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:38 am

We Drink Oil.

by **The Army Republic of Prussia** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:50 am

During Oktoberfest, you can often see soldiers drinking on duty.

by **Czardom Republic** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:53 am

Both soldiers and the police force are legally required to arrest or fine any person who makes a grammatical error in public for 'public indecency'.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:30 am

Owning weapons for national defence is actually mandatory here. You need to have at least a knife or a crowbar or you will be arrested and re-educated.

by **New Frenco Empire** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:33 am

Our police force is competent enough (or, rather, most of them are seven foot tall death robots with gatling lasers and missile launchers) to ensure that citizens won't have to come rushing to protect the country in the unlikely scenario that it is attacked.

by **Acheronis** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:35 am

Our police force consists of heavily armoured and shielded flying robots with weak weaponry.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:36 am

Our citizens ARE the police force. Police here is more like of a community service sort of thing.

by **Cumberlanda** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:41 am

Most of our policeman have the mindset of Dirty Harry, and the firepower to boot. .44 Magnum is a standard round for a lot of police.

by **The Army Republic of Prussia** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:43 am

Every single policeman is in the army and has to follow army discipline.

by **New Frenco Empire** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:46 am

Frenkish policemen laugh in the face of "army discipline". The bots handle all the grunt work while the human force looks into more important matters, like suppressing domestic communism and surveying known enemies of the state.

by **The Town of Bullworth** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:36 pm

The police force is largely and openly corrupt. The officers often take bribes, and happily beat people, including minors, for minor crimes.

by **Auzkhia** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:38 pm

Most Auzkhian police wear smashing green uniforms.

by **Boring People** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:47 pm

People are more religious here.

by **Arabanai** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:48 pm

People follow a Polytheistic religion in Arabanai, as opposed to traditional religions.

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